Its a contraband episode

>its a contraband episode

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Sobel is best BoB husbando.

In 1970, Sobel shot himself in the head with a small-caliber pistol. The bullet entered his left temple, passed behind his eyes, and exited out the other side of his head. This severed his optic nerves and left him blind.[9] He was later moved to a VA assisted living facility in Waukegan, Illinois. Sobel resided there for his last seventeen years until his death due to malnutrition on September 30, 1987. No services were held for Sobel after his death.

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Which episode of FRIENDS is this? Why is Ross in army clothing?

Ross got tired of Rachel's bullshit and decided to join the local Neo-Nazis.

Friends went downhill after season 8.

>Neo-Nazis
Stay mad, hippie.

Ross joined the army to get some overseas poon. There are several countries' genepools that are completely ruined by him.

>Titter

why was he such a cunt to Sobel at the end

no need to mug him off like that

fucking 9mm

>The depiction of Captain Sobel is particularly suspect. On the one hand, the book praises his skill in building E Company, then condemns his lack of leadership. Furthermore, many readers will accept David Schwimmer's portrayal of Sobel in the HBO mini-series as Gospel truth and figure he was a loser. However, much of the stuff that Ambrose/Dick Winters condemn Sobel for - the crazy training antics - was encouraged by BGN Jim Gavin himself (who encouraged recruits to jump off one-story buildings to toughen them up). Gavin only picked the very best for his first crop of airborne company commanders - which means that Sobel must have demonstrated some talent to get the job - and he encouraged them to be wild and creative in training. I sensed from the beginning that the real reason Winters disliked Sobel was because he couldn't tolerate working for a Jewish officer who revoked his weekend pass and assigned him as mess officer.

He's mad that he never got to ride Sobel's cock then wanted to show off his new "boyfriend."

we salute the rank, not the man

>end of the war
>everyone happy
>Sobel's name already dragged through the mud
>decide to mug him off one last time

no wonder he tried to kill himself

Stay mad, Winters.

>September 4th, 2001
7 days.

>Pornography. Contraband.
>200 prophylactic kits
>All weekend passes revoked
>*looks at Winters*
>including officers

You wanna say something, Sobel?

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CONTRABAND OH HOW I LOVA YA

No wonder he's butthurt with a jew cock shoved up his ass.

I think it's more Winters had the chance to ride it, but chickened out.

meatwad that's pornography

Sobel was replaced by Lt Meehan whose plane was shot down over Normandy.
So regardless of whom ever was in charge of Easy Company that day, they would have ended up dead.

pic related Sgt Evans, was also onboard that plane
adjutant to Easy Co's C.O.

forgot pic

I thought this was the spin-off season where Ross travelled back in time and ended up training paratroopers for WWII?

Based Dick

I did like how BoB got an actor that was in his early 30's to portray the 22 year old, fresh-faced Meehan.

Pretty crazy that someone that young was in charge of an entire company.

Nah, Joey was the one who travelled back in time. He went by the nickname Lucky, met up with a Jew named Meyer, and accidentally started the mob.

Because he was playing the long game and wanted to blow up pretty much the whole US Cabinet 70 years later.

Real Meehan looks like he's in his 30s
Wonder if it was old cameras or poor standards of living e.g. Smoking / drinking

He's handsome. Yes homo

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>that moment where winters realizes that Hitler was right

Dick pls go.

There is nothing wrong with complimenting a man on his handsome looks. So what if I'm at half-mast? It's unrelated.

And when was that?

I don't think they accept Skypes

when he had a bad steak and realized vegetarianism was for him

I remember hating this motherfucker the first time I ever watched BoB. Decided to rewatch it a few years ago thinking that enough time had passed that my opinion may have changed in certain scenarios and characters the series presented. When it came to Sobel, NOPE. Still one of the biggest cunts in the history of tv.

Good.

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Is Silicon Valley and Band of Brothers set in the same universe?
Is there such thing an an HBOniverse?

Stay mad, Dick.

The thing about Sobel is that he's a huge cunt and fundamentally unlikable but Easy wouldn't have been nearly as elite without him. I remember reading something once about how Easy's fitness evaluation score was the highest anyone had ever managed to get in their time and it was assumed they were cheating, but when they were made to go through the evaluation again they scored even higher. So Sobel was a right dickhead with few redeemable qualities but at least he made Easy the best conditioned company they could be.

>be me
>be inna military
>special recon school
>co is cunt and did shit like sobel, cancelled weekend passes and made us run crazy distances in gas masks and carrying heavy dummies and such
>finish recon training, get assigned to a platoon
>motherfucker is transferred from the school to my company as my fucking platoon leader
>can't fucking stand this
>fake a back injury and get transferred to an infantry platoon as an platoon leaders adjutant nco
>all the men are lazy as fuck
>weapons handling is awful they can't run for shit or carry anything without bitching
>start to train the fuckers to be better soldiers
>the men start to hate me
>fuck it, they'll appreciate this if/when they get to combat
>realize one day that i've become my old co

not the hero you want but the one you need

There is a place for anal attention to detail in the army. Especially if you're going to deploy into life and death situations.

You get sloppy or make mistakes in war. People die.

Did you and your CO share a beer after you two left the military? Did you fuck?

Nurse I used to know said "barrel in mouth, aim straight backwards, do NOT angle it upwards unless you want to be on life support for years."

She delivered my daughter, I trust her.

>those are peaches, sir
>WRONG!

Someone should make an infograph

CONTRABAND!

>special recon school
Why did i know you are mämmi just because of this. Yes you are so special for serving in TiedK

Yeah, you wanna take out your brain stem, can't live without that. You CAN live without large areas of the other parts of your brain though.

you don't need an infograph for "don't try to be artistic, aim for back of throat"

i didn't see the cunt recon co after i transferred.
but the infantry co is my best mate (we're both still in the military) i'm his kids godfather.

we haven't fucked (yet), but often spoon during the nights when inna field and it's cold af

I'm glad you gave me a sincere answer, user.

Also, find the cunt co and have sex with him. It may be the best fuck of your life.

haha cheers, i just might

Thanks will remember this later tonight.

IS THERE A PROBLEM CAPTAIN SOBEL?!?

eto/erkkari beibe

Right back at 'cha and have a wonderful day.

Peaches?

As much as I hate Sobel, both the character and the officer he was based on, this is a sad end for someone who shaped a bunch of guys into some of the best soldiers of the Army.

>You may keep your sidearm, in case a Jewish private behaves inappropriately.

What the fuck?! Did this actually happen?

>it's a the Easy Company sets free 300 concentration camps and shout "JEWS FOREVER!" episode

Which wasn't in the book by the way so holocaust confirmed fake.

Three miles up

three curahees down

that pic should be a banner

>no black people in the Easy Company
was this show racist?

>I remember hating this motherfucker

Being this upset and dumb.

Sobel was a dick but if we wasn't BoB would never have happened. His training made those men tough af and saved lives.

So calm down kid and eat a cookie.

this

Sobel is the real hero

>America

MY DOG

Sobel won the WW2

and a real human being

There were no black people back then.

wtf happened?

Mars exploration. The report we got back:

>Shit's barren as fuck

BoB gif = GOAT gif

My name's Ron Livingston and here's my Band of Brothers video diary.

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I come on Cred Forums for these.

shit that never happened: the post

tommyverse

Sobel did literally, abosolutely and without a doubt, NOTHING wrong.

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no doubt, they were on a break

>Is there such thing an an HBOniverse?

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With Finns you win

>MY SANDWICH????

you best take that back

>its a muh-muh-medic episode

Why are medics always portrayed as emo bitches?
SPR, BoB, GK, all emo bitter bitches.

I blame M*A*S*H

They're always directly interacting with dying people and probably feel really responsible for the well being of the soldiers they treat. And from a narrative perspective, since they're technically noncombatants they need to have their war angst come from somewhere.

Though the medic in GK wasn't angsty so much as he was just kind of a tired asshole.

That is my favorite episode

>You will never have a qt Wallonian nurse share Chocolat with you in the middle of hell.

He had PT with his sons. If they misbehaved, no PT for them!

And?

Shouldn't have been such a cunt then

But then this series wouldn't have gotten made.

but then you'd be dead

In GK the medic was good enough to be a Navy SEAL. Forgot why he opted for 1st Recon instead.

His training was actually very good and smart.
Like the spaghetti scene. Imagine having to run for your life during an artillery barrage, right after you've had breakfast. If you can't do that you might end up killed.

Off screen, he always seems like an idiot.

Fair point, doesn't change the fact that Sobel was shit at tactics. He would have gotten a lot more people killed if he was left in charge.

He became based in the Korean War though.

>tfw no Korean War Band of Brothers.

All propaganda.

Just watch the first two seasons of MASH. Stop when Trapper leaves.

This nigga knows what's up

>People will watch BoB and believe whole hearted that Sobel was the main antagonist and villain of the series
>Not the god send of a mechanism that leads to the entire easy company being able to survive this war and tell about it

The man was a hero. Fucking sjws and Skypes softening up our work ethics and drive for accomplishment.

This.

F-fubar...

>watch all the accomplishments of easy company
>Learn that HBO exaggerated nothing
>They made it through training and won a war preforming the most physical of jobs in the effort
>All while severely dehydrated and malnourished

>I get cranky after 4 hours with out a meal

How did we become so degraded?

>I don't disagree with the camps, Colonel, and neither do any of my men. This is simply what the bastard American government wants of us.

What the fuck?

He's actually both of those things.

There are plenty of people in the world who can handle that kind of life, user. Don't drag everyone down with your "we." Also, try a different workout routine and I hope you can be better than you currently are. I believe in you, user.

>Learn that HBO exaggerated nothing
They didn't have to, the book already exaggerated a shit load. Except for that (((one))) episode.

>Tried to kill himself
>Makes himself blind
>Lives 17 more years and dies from not eating
>No services held

JUST

>Not understanding that the negative ballence of villainy and antagonism doesn't need to be embodied in a character and that even in fiction these concepts are completely abstract and unreal.
>Not recognizing that circumstance is the only catalyst for plot progression, climax, and finale and thus is the true source of both antagonism and protagonism.

Honestly though Disney taught you people better.

>negative ballence of villainy and antagonism doesn't need to be embodied in a character
The writer certainly didn't think so going by this thread.

Winters was so pro-German in the final episodes he may as well started goose-stepping.

Going along with the circumstance= true villain theme, Sobel did everything he did to make easy company ready for war. Like I can understand the need for props and accomplishments training his troops but even to this guy, all malicious actions were done to promote discipline, order, and a sense of readiness for the desperations of combat.
I think he was human and had multiple motivations even when being his dickiest, and that making his men ready to fall hundreds of feet, kill, run and kill some more and survive the war was the base motivation and goal. I completely agree that circumstance is the true antagonist in that they are racing against time to join in a war they are starting from behind in.

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Worse episode. How I felt nothing for that doc, it was boring as fuck.

Sobel was jewish IRL too

But it will come out of your neck, there's nothing there how could that be better than bullet to head?

It was pleb-filter. You didn't pass.

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No I agree with you the guy did nothing wrong but this show is supposed to be from the perspective of the guys he trained who thought he was worse that the Nazis for all the shit he put them through when the matter of the fact is a lot more of them would've ended up dead if it weren't for Sobel.

Liked

DROPPED

This. There's not a lot of thing at the top of your temple. Not even the brain over there is vital. Shoot back however, and you will fuck up your spinal nerf and that would be an instantaneous death.

And always use high caliber bullets, don't want them pesky bones and muscles to ruin the fun.

Then a pleb I am. But that episode is still boring.

>use high caliber bullets
>people die all the time to .22
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