Chloe's new film premiered at TIFF - Variety said the following:

Chloe's new film premiered at TIFF - Variety said the following:
>laughable portrait
>made-for-TV-style look
>"It’s the sort of role for which the Razzies were invented, and what little audience it finds will almost certainly be heckling as they watch Moretz implode"

This was her attempt to position herself as an adult actress.

It's over.

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>mysterious ailment that renders her psychotically paranoid

Being a woman?

>Brain on Fire

Need something to cool off? Stick it in the fridge.

LOL

We see why she ran out of the business.
They knew this was going to be shit.

I thought psychotic paranoia WAS an ailment.
It doesn't say anything about her acting, just the role itself.

Bane on Fire

Being a cursing little girl, getting shot by Nick Cage, will be the height of her career.

Hilarious.

I just want to beat Moretz to death, I'm just sick of her, that stupid slut bitch.

I want to see you raped by Chloe Moretz sporting a big feminine cock and flooding your weak hole with her hot sticky loads.

thats a totally reasonable response

Never go full retard.

you faggot pedos are the ones that hyped her up so much here

i dont know why you thought she was a good actress anyway

It's not our fault she was a sexy little kid, but now she's become some ogrish man-woman.

Probably why she's taking a break from acting.

It just keeps going

>bullied chloe
>chased daisy off instagram

Why are internet peeple so mean?

>BTFO
>by a bunch of fast food chain workers

newsflash there are mean people in the world, but we have fought many wars so we can say our minds online

>Why are internet peeple so mean?

Newsflash: Most people are cruel and petty in real life; the web simply reflects that reality.

Newsflash, I love you

>Brain on Fire
What a hothead

I mean, kardashian fans and the kardashian family itself is 10 times worse

>adult actress
Is this a porn movie?

Yikes

underrated

JUST

i too am alone

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kanzi

jesus christ, most of the other apes we've taught language have the IQ of a 6 year old at best

this guy could be posting here right now and we'd never know the difference

Deeply erotic

Although Kanzi learned to communicate using a keyboard with lexigrams, Kanzi also picked up some American Sign Language from watching videos of Koko the gorilla

Has science gone too far?

he didn't even get formal training at first, he picked up the basics from watching his idiot adoptive mother's failed training

he plays Pac-Man and wins which means he's figured out each of the 4 ghosts' patterns

he fucking speaks but in a register we can't hear, other primates don't even have a speech center comparable to ours

Bonobos really are pretty much us without clothes

>tfw this is just Kek punishing her

>tfw she got BTFO by Kim Kardashian after picking an online fight with her

>tfw Kim recently said shes voting for Trump

>Shill for Hillary Clinton against trump.
>Entire career beyond being in the trash.

D.A.K. 16.10.16

>Mara Wilson got virtually no roles for not being attractive enough after puberty
>Chloe gets a plethora of roles despite looking like a WWE wrestler and quits on her own

What happened

Chloe is like Emma Watson.
Talentless but well connected.

Watson is actually attractive though

She's too cute to be an actress

*tips*

I just don't buy her in any role. She's just smug Chloe clearly *acting*

Damn. I didn't know twitter could be so savage. That Beyonce gif is pure gold.

I thought her lefty connections would help her

Birst fost pest bost.

I'm seriously worried about her. She's taking the hate very badly. Also, what if she just keeps morphing? Who or what will she look like in 5 years time?

Hollywood sure hates outspoken actors

I suspect there is more happening behind the scenes that we don't know about

She still looks like a child. And short hair doesn't do her any favors.

Now that Chloe has retired from acting what do you think is the next step in her masterplan?

1: Return back to acting after less than year
2: Move into politics
3: Become a bitter fulltime social justice warrior
4: become a trainwreck and washed up celebrity
5: Wait 20 years and make a successful comeback
6: Get sex change

Why did Carruth cast her in his new movie? He's damn lucky she dropped out.

thank god

Fucking internet amateur hour.

remmeber when it was just fat white 30 year old men on the web.

Get these corporate consumer web surfers of da web and let them pretend to be a internet teen lobotomite elsewhere.

>glitter between tits
>psychotic look on her face
This is what nightmares are made of

It's over, it's all over for her career.

Joking aside Kickass 3 when

>Now that Chloe has retired from acting what do you think is the next step in her masterplan?

She's gonna get more natty gains and win us the gold in weightlifting at the Olympics.

Someone post those new pics of her looking like an actual linebacker with that sleeveless dress

the fuck was she thinking with that

This?

where is the one with pablo in the back?

she literally looks like young hillary

Damn, i thought my screen started autoscrolling. That's trippy, man. Better get some sleep. Thanks, Cred Forums

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good. she sucks
almost ruined The Clouds of Sils Maria, good thing the role they gave her was that of an annoying young actress

t. Former Chloefag

She got BTFO? Good. I'm glad. She's making all of the wrong moves. Wouldn't be surprised if she was on Vivid within the next 10 years.

Fuckin home run Chippa

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I read that book in an airport it was pretty good. Not sure how they could make a movie about it, it's more of a first person ordeal through a brain infection/swelling. Much better told in print I would imagine

His face...

How many flops does she need before she is completely kicked out of Hollywood?

I think a big problem is how she dresses, she does not dress for her body type.

She'd benefit from tight pants and long flowing shirts, but she just dresses like a Weeble.

Pablo and Trevor team up when

Oh no she sank what credibility she had with fans of those films into the ocean by blaming the audience the film panders to for not going to see the fucking film. I know Carey didn't want to do the press tour and backed out discussing the film because he's a loon but Moretz became a shithead once the Box Office numbers released.

i got second hand embarrassment over the utter failure of 5th wave

they wanted so much to have their own Hunger Games/Divergent franchise

I'd argue there's no dress fitting for a female linebacker

Young Adult films were a mistake.

Newsflash, I Love You
Coming summer 2017

Yeah but you can still downplay your flaws.

If you're shaped like a tube, high waisted pants and midriff are never a good idea

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This is one of those times where I can genuinely say an actress shouldn't come back until she gets some serious plastic surgery done. Despite Megan Fox being a literal barbie doll, at least I can look at her.

Who has the shopped version?

Here's the irony though: through all her feminist bullshit she can't get any plastic surgery done, especially not a titjob, without looking like like a huge hypocrite.

She painted herself into a corner.

This one?

Pretty much.

she can't alter her body can she?

She has that thing Kesha's got going on too

Ahhhhh hahaha I was expecting Pablo in the back but Jonah is so much better

I think we've found the JUSTice Leagues Wonder Woman equivalent.

>beat
good fucking luck

Pretty much

Her body is fine, but she wears very unflattering clothing, or clothing intended for slimmer/petite women.

You'd think her stylist or something would say "Hey Chloe, this doesn't really suit you."

>DYEL, MORTAL?

i'm scared

>the next step in her masterplan?

>spelling God "god"

not even her footpussy turned out nice, she's just a trainwreck

What an odd choice for a final film

Arnie biopic when????

NFL contract when?

>Dr. Luke raped this

Goddamn, is there anyone competent at Sony AT ALL?

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Tsssss tsssss lamar is coming home later

>>They are both Endomorphs.

>6: Get sex change

She's already had one, why get another.

i'm an ectomorph but damn i wish i was meso

Her dad's a rich plastic surgeon
Expect her to come back in a couple of years mysteriously more attractive where she'll say she's just been exercising and eating healthy

She was such a cutie at 14... jesus

So it's from kick-ass till Hugo she was at her peak,
terrible, she was my waifu and she JUST.
oh what could've been

babby's first chloe film review

this always happens! she chooses terrible films but they always praise her performance so why dont go ahead and read the actual review instead of the headline you butthurt crazy hater

/rare/ Pablo

Yeah man. Have you not seen her debut? Pic related is a screencap

>>laughable portrait
>>made-for-TV-style look
>>"It’s the sort of role for which the Razzies were invented, and what little audience it finds will almost certainly be heckling as they watch Moretz implode"

Like any other women. 14-15 is the age before the calamity.

the legend never dies

her peak was Dark Shadows

this cant be happening!?

The Guardian review is even worse and properly addresses her shit acting.
Oh God.

i wonder if these chucklefucks praise moother of dragons emila clarke, because I can understand shitting on chloe but giving clarke a pass is just bias bullshit

>He plays Vidya shit all day
Literally me

kek its rated 8,2 in IMDB

atleast she can always rely on her fans

>a bunch of sheeboons, brown girls, and kardashian fans hate Chloe


Down with white girls desu

its literally a handful of chloe haters who do this all day, they dont even watch her films or care, they are just assblasted that people posted her image here so much that she has become engrained in Cred Forums culture while nobody cares about their waifu

This is what happens when you let your brother be your own agent and let your mom choose scripts.

>>Why are people so mean, user?

>mfw there were anons on Cred Forums that used to consider her their "queen"

>salad
you're not fooling anyway Chlorambe

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Cred Forums was a mistake look at how we've shaped the internet

Shitposting is beyond is now at this point

>some men just want to watch the internet burn

Fucking chad

Pretty sure this chick is a millionaire. What's to feel sorry for?

cuz life fucking sucks

>Sue Savage-Rumbaugh has observed Kanzi in communication to his sister. In this experiment, Kanzi was kept in a separate room of the Great Ape Project and shown some yogurt. Kanzi made some vocalizations which his sister could hear; his sister, Panbanisha, who could not see the yogurt, then pointed to thelexigramfor yogurt, suggesting those vocalizations may have meaning.

This actually blows my little mind, it heavily suggests that chimps (or at least bonobos) already have a rudimentary language of their own. Come to think of it, having a basic concept of assigned lexical meanings probably helps massively with linguistic training like this.

In that case, I'm indistinguishable from a bonobo right now

newsflash: my ass itches

I guess you're right.

I bet I could whoop his ass at DOTA 2 though

Hi Leslie.

All the money in the world can't buy happiness, Satan

Looks like next harvest will be even better.

>2009: Hate nothing more than Chloefags spamming Cred Forums
>2016: Love nothing more than imagining their impotent rage

B R U T A L

mate this is normies through and through, nothing to do with Cred Forums "edginess". kids these days have to live through high school with all the people replying to that tweet. fucking nightmare.

news trash: she's a big girl

What in the fuck

God, Moot looks ugly now.

people tried to tell them, in 2009, that puberty was going to hit her like a truck.

They have only themselves to blame.

This, senpai.

>Cred Forums was a mistake look at how we've shaped the internet
>Shitposting is beyond is now at this point

It's nothing to do with Cred Forums. This is what people are genuinely like, mean as fuck.

Moot's going out with a tranny now?

wtf i love lost now

Maybe he's actually a secret Bonobo-Human Hybrid, just like Stalin wanted.

>ever typing "God" without quotes

>Thank (((God)))

>ever spelling out G_d

what happened?

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Underrated, here's a (You) my friend

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Even there her Torso is way more developed than her legs.

She looks like the monster from the relic

Gosh! For me?

this pretty much proves once and for all that women peak at 13 y.o.

CUNNYHATERS BTFO

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What movie is this?

Haven't seen it, but here's a 5 minute MSPaint-job.

Wtf moot!

You really believe that goy?

She could play starting LB for the Browns.

What fuck happened to her.

Her characters real life counterpart is somewhat cutie pie

They originally wanted Dakota Fanning to portrait her

>They originally wanted Dakota Fanning to portrait her

They should have got her. I hate how dead her career is.

She looks like Ray Lewis if he was a white girl.

Looking down her throat is like staring into the abyss

maybe she quit because she sucks lol.

It would be extremely painfull

That picture fills me with the same kind of dread that I experience from Guernica.

I prefer THIS kind of bulk on my ladies

>Thought she was starring in another blockbuster
>Big names like Clive Owens and Jon Bernthal
>Check imdb for the name of it
>11 minutes long.

I heard Chloe is the new Maytag repair man.

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This HAS to be a shop. No way this is real.

FUCKING KEK

She should just become an actual powerlifter at this point, there is no going back.

This is such horseshit and has no bearing on anything at all in real life.

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this fucking pic will never not make me kek

why doesnt she be a female action star? oh yea because hollywood and its jewish elite said its illegal to make action movies :P

>dat hairline
>hot bitch on his side

What an alpha. He must be filled to the brim with testosterone

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a young version of old Hillary you mean. At least young Hillary was attractive.

This is the internet hate machine, buddy.

Damn she a qt

>According to a 2014 report, Kanzi not only enjoys eating omelettes, but also cooking omelettes for himself. He asks for the ingredients using his lexigram.[15]

>25
>live at home
>a fucking monkey is more self-reliant than me

*baby

Problem with Chloe is that her bone structure gives her a potential body of thickness, but she has very little meat/muscle over her bones that would actually make her thiccc.

She's like a Michelangelo painting

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She's someone Chloe should aspire to look like

Its kinda sad. Chloe probably tries her best to look like the rest of her fellow young actresses in Hollywood.

100X ZOOM
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she not rin nakai thick yet

Who's the girl next to Four Tet?

>girl

god tier pits though

>he's a pit partisan

go away mr bear

This can't be real, where's the un-shopped version?

That HAS to be a photoshop

none of these photos are shopped

Genuine question, does any other site laugh at Chloe. pretty sure only Cred Forums is petty enough to make fun of an actress everyday, the fedoratippers at reddit etc are probably above that shit. So she can't be quitting over Cred Forums right? Right?

You spend a lot of time worrying about what reddit does, perhaps you should go take a look for yourself friendo?

The Kardashians feuded with her and their hordes of obsessed teenaged girl fans are where 99% of the abuse is coming from.

Chloe doesn't even know about the Cred Forums memes.

pls don't downvote me

what the fuck is a kardashian

a term used to refer to a wealthy Armenian coal burner

I remember watching David Attenborough trolling some little capuchin monkeys by recording the different calls they would make to warn each other of different animals approaching

they had a call for snake that meant they all climbed up the trees a little to get off the ground, they had a call for chimpanzee which meant hey fucking legged it as fast as they could since they can climb trees too, and their call for human was to climb up as high as they could to hide in the leaves since local humans would come and shoot them with guns and they knew they had to get out of sight

anyway David could basically control them like Ant-Man controlling ants by playing sound clips to them and they'd all react in the same way according to what the call meant until they realized it wasn't one of their own and a human taking the piss

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He's the cuck spammer.

Kanye is an honorary white.

OH SH---

look at the poster behind her!!!

lolno, Kanye's White traits are the worst White traits, bordering on Jewish

Clearly you don't understand him.

Just wait till her up coming AutismKino is released.

if her tits were bigger she would be a 10/10

>not spelling it "YHWH"

>all those Kardashian fans

wew

I wonder if Pablo smiled when he heard that Chloe dropped out of acting

is she /ourgirl/?

>Dakota Fanning

>So we have this role that requires a cute blonde. Get me Dakota Fanning!
>Sir we can't find her.
>Fuck. Get me the brittish Dakota Fanning!
>The girl that played Luna in harry potter?
>Yes, her!
>Sir, we can't use her. Her British genetics are kicking in.
>Goddammit, who do we have?
>Chloe Grace Moretz
>The linebacker? Thank God it's off season. Bring him in.

fucking hell i thought those tattoos were shopped in to make her look like a burly sailor, holy fuck thats gross

>The linebacker?

Hearty chuckle.

Too bad she's a "I'M SO FEMINIST" type right down to hanging around Lindsay Ellis and being """"""""bisexual"""""""".

>still falling for a meme invented by some long since discredited psychologist from the 50s

Why do people do this. It's complete garbage. It's 1920s eugenics tier nonsense.

I swear to god her parents much dislike her,

Why did they have her starred in mostly bad films in most of her careers while Elle got the better films to starred in.

Cred Forums clings to pseudoscience like a drowning man to an airplane seat.