Chloe's new film premiered at TIFF - Variety said the following: >laughable portrait >made-for-TV-style look >"It’s the sort of role for which the Razzies were invented, and what little audience it finds will almost certainly be heckling as they watch Moretz implode"
This was her attempt to position herself as an adult actress.
jesus christ, most of the other apes we've taught language have the IQ of a 6 year old at best
this guy could be posting here right now and we'd never know the difference
Ethan Ross
Deeply erotic
John Jackson
Although Kanzi learned to communicate using a keyboard with lexigrams, Kanzi also picked up some American Sign Language from watching videos of Koko the gorilla
Has science gone too far?
Jaxson Brown
he didn't even get formal training at first, he picked up the basics from watching his idiot adoptive mother's failed training
he plays Pac-Man and wins which means he's figured out each of the 4 ghosts' patterns
he fucking speaks but in a register we can't hear, other primates don't even have a speech center comparable to ours
Bonobos really are pretty much us without clothes
Aaron Moore
>tfw this is just Kek punishing her
>tfw she got BTFO by Kim Kardashian after picking an online fight with her
>tfw Kim recently said shes voting for Trump
Jose Jackson
>Shill for Hillary Clinton against trump. >Entire career beyond being in the trash.
D.A.K. 16.10.16
Anthony Adams
>Mara Wilson got virtually no roles for not being attractive enough after puberty >Chloe gets a plethora of roles despite looking like a WWE wrestler and quits on her own
What happened
John Reed
Chloe is like Emma Watson. Talentless but well connected.
Nicholas Reed
Watson is actually attractive though
Nicholas Price
She's too cute to be an actress
Benjamin Thompson
*tips*
Jaxon Reed
I just don't buy her in any role. She's just smug Chloe clearly *acting*
Hunter Perez
Damn. I didn't know twitter could be so savage. That Beyonce gif is pure gold.
Evan Evans
I thought her lefty connections would help her
Gabriel Robinson
Birst fost pest bost.
Levi Sanchez
I'm seriously worried about her. She's taking the hate very badly. Also, what if she just keeps morphing? Who or what will she look like in 5 years time?
Matthew Nguyen
Hollywood sure hates outspoken actors
I suspect there is more happening behind the scenes that we don't know about
Xavier Rivera
She still looks like a child. And short hair doesn't do her any favors.
Christopher Powell
Now that Chloe has retired from acting what do you think is the next step in her masterplan?
1: Return back to acting after less than year 2: Move into politics 3: Become a bitter fulltime social justice warrior 4: become a trainwreck and washed up celebrity 5: Wait 20 years and make a successful comeback 6: Get sex change
Leo Roberts
Why did Carruth cast her in his new movie? He's damn lucky she dropped out.
Lincoln Jones
thank god
Fucking internet amateur hour.
remmeber when it was just fat white 30 year old men on the web.
Get these corporate consumer web surfers of da web and let them pretend to be a internet teen lobotomite elsewhere.
Blake Reyes
>glitter between tits >psychotic look on her face This is what nightmares are made of
Isaac Lopez
It's over, it's all over for her career.
Joking aside Kickass 3 when
Henry Ward
>Now that Chloe has retired from acting what do you think is the next step in her masterplan?
She's gonna get more natty gains and win us the gold in weightlifting at the Olympics.
Henry Lopez
Someone post those new pics of her looking like an actual linebacker with that sleeveless dress
the fuck was she thinking with that
Brody Roberts
This?
Liam Turner
where is the one with pablo in the back?
Austin Rivera
she literally looks like young hillary
William Richardson
Damn, i thought my screen started autoscrolling. That's trippy, man. Better get some sleep. Thanks, Cred Forums
Christian Bailey
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Jack Cruz
good. she sucks almost ruined The Clouds of Sils Maria, good thing the role they gave her was that of an annoying young actress
Xavier Torres
t. Former Chloefag
Hunter Cruz
She got BTFO? Good. I'm glad. She's making all of the wrong moves. Wouldn't be surprised if she was on Vivid within the next 10 years.
Nathaniel Adams
Fuckin home run Chippa
Cooper Morales
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Liam Cruz
I read that book in an airport it was pretty good. Not sure how they could make a movie about it, it's more of a first person ordeal through a brain infection/swelling. Much better told in print I would imagine
Noah Bell
His face...
Jaxson Robinson
How many flops does she need before she is completely kicked out of Hollywood?
Jose Thomas
I think a big problem is how she dresses, she does not dress for her body type.
She'd benefit from tight pants and long flowing shirts, but she just dresses like a Weeble.
Nathaniel Thomas
Pablo and Trevor team up when
Jackson Phillips
Oh no she sank what credibility she had with fans of those films into the ocean by blaming the audience the film panders to for not going to see the fucking film. I know Carey didn't want to do the press tour and backed out discussing the film because he's a loon but Moretz became a shithead once the Box Office numbers released.
Andrew Jones
i got second hand embarrassment over the utter failure of 5th wave
they wanted so much to have their own Hunger Games/Divergent franchise
Joseph Moore
I'd argue there's no dress fitting for a female linebacker
Matthew Young
Young Adult films were a mistake.
Lucas Cooper
Newsflash, I Love You Coming summer 2017
Angel Foster
Yeah but you can still downplay your flaws.
If you're shaped like a tube, high waisted pants and midriff are never a good idea
Logan Harris
...
Jayden Ward
This is one of those times where I can genuinely say an actress shouldn't come back until she gets some serious plastic surgery done. Despite Megan Fox being a literal barbie doll, at least I can look at her.
Christian Rogers
Who has the shopped version?
Ian Murphy
Here's the irony though: through all her feminist bullshit she can't get any plastic surgery done, especially not a titjob, without looking like like a huge hypocrite.
She painted herself into a corner.
Thomas Young
This one?
Isaac Flores
Pretty much.
Austin Gomez
she can't alter her body can she?
She has that thing Kesha's got going on too
Jeremiah Green
Ahhhhh hahaha I was expecting Pablo in the back but Jonah is so much better
Jackson Williams
I think we've found the JUSTice Leagues Wonder Woman equivalent.
Dylan Russell
>beat good fucking luck
Ryder Myers
Pretty much
Her body is fine, but she wears very unflattering clothing, or clothing intended for slimmer/petite women.
You'd think her stylist or something would say "Hey Chloe, this doesn't really suit you."
Cooper Smith
>DYEL, MORTAL?
i'm scared
Colton Williams
>the next step in her masterplan?
Liam Flores
>spelling God "god"
Julian Russell
not even her footpussy turned out nice, she's just a trainwreck
Noah James
What an odd choice for a final film
Christian Cruz
Arnie biopic when????
Dylan Fisher
NFL contract when?
Austin Martin
>Dr. Luke raped this
Goddamn, is there anyone competent at Sony AT ALL?
Justin Clark
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Charles Davis
Tsssss tsssss lamar is coming home later
Mason Wood
>>They are both Endomorphs.
Hudson Campbell
>6: Get sex change
She's already had one, why get another.
Noah Morris
i'm an ectomorph but damn i wish i was meso
Christopher Gray
Her dad's a rich plastic surgeon Expect her to come back in a couple of years mysteriously more attractive where she'll say she's just been exercising and eating healthy
Andrew Wright
She was such a cutie at 14... jesus
Blake Peterson
So it's from kick-ass till Hugo she was at her peak, terrible, she was my waifu and she JUST. oh what could've been
Brody Perry
babby's first chloe film review
this always happens! she chooses terrible films but they always praise her performance so why dont go ahead and read the actual review instead of the headline you butthurt crazy hater
Michael Lee
/rare/ Pablo
Asher Moore
Yeah man. Have you not seen her debut? Pic related is a screencap
Julian Morgan
>>laughable portrait >>made-for-TV-style look >>"It’s the sort of role for which the Razzies were invented, and what little audience it finds will almost certainly be heckling as they watch Moretz implode"
William Allen
Like any other women. 14-15 is the age before the calamity.
Joseph Anderson
the legend never dies
Elijah Smith
her peak was Dark Shadows
Jeremiah Nelson
this cant be happening!?
Carter Moore
The Guardian review is even worse and properly addresses her shit acting. Oh God.
Hunter Howard
i wonder if these chucklefucks praise moother of dragons emila clarke, because I can understand shitting on chloe but giving clarke a pass is just bias bullshit
Brandon Mitchell
>He plays Vidya shit all day Literally me
Robert Reyes
kek its rated 8,2 in IMDB
atleast she can always rely on her fans
Charles Anderson
>a bunch of sheeboons, brown girls, and kardashian fans hate Chloe
Down with white girls desu
Juan Adams
its literally a handful of chloe haters who do this all day, they dont even watch her films or care, they are just assblasted that people posted her image here so much that she has become engrained in Cred Forums culture while nobody cares about their waifu
Dominic Green
This is what happens when you let your brother be your own agent and let your mom choose scripts.
Zachary Martinez
>>Why are people so mean, user?
Daniel Evans
>mfw there were anons on Cred Forums that used to consider her their "queen"
Kayden Moore
>salad you're not fooling anyway Chlorambe
Gabriel Kelly
...
Brayden Rogers
Cred Forums was a mistake look at how we've shaped the internet
Shitposting is beyond is now at this point
Nolan Cook
>some men just want to watch the internet burn
Brandon Martinez
Fucking chad
Mason Martinez
Pretty sure this chick is a millionaire. What's to feel sorry for?
Julian Flores
cuz life fucking sucks
Jack Stewart
>Sue Savage-Rumbaugh has observed Kanzi in communication to his sister. In this experiment, Kanzi was kept in a separate room of the Great Ape Project and shown some yogurt. Kanzi made some vocalizations which his sister could hear; his sister, Panbanisha, who could not see the yogurt, then pointed to thelexigramfor yogurt, suggesting those vocalizations may have meaning.
This actually blows my little mind, it heavily suggests that chimps (or at least bonobos) already have a rudimentary language of their own. Come to think of it, having a basic concept of assigned lexical meanings probably helps massively with linguistic training like this.
Dylan Collins
In that case, I'm indistinguishable from a bonobo right now
Jayden Watson
newsflash: my ass itches
Robert Sanders
I guess you're right.
Andrew King
I bet I could whoop his ass at DOTA 2 though
Owen Myers
Hi Leslie.
William Rivera
All the money in the world can't buy happiness, Satan
Julian Flores
Looks like next harvest will be even better.
Christopher Ward
>2009: Hate nothing more than Chloefags spamming Cred Forums >2016: Love nothing more than imagining their impotent rage
Lucas Williams
B R U T A L
Jason Ramirez
mate this is normies through and through, nothing to do with Cred Forums "edginess". kids these days have to live through high school with all the people replying to that tweet. fucking nightmare.
Jayden Murphy
news trash: she's a big girl
Oliver Wilson
What in the fuck
Joshua Nelson
God, Moot looks ugly now.
Oliver Hughes
people tried to tell them, in 2009, that puberty was going to hit her like a truck.
They have only themselves to blame.
Owen Stewart
This, senpai.
Dylan Johnson
>Cred Forums was a mistake look at how we've shaped the internet >Shitposting is beyond is now at this point
It's nothing to do with Cred Forums. This is what people are genuinely like, mean as fuck.
Moot's going out with a tranny now?
Jason Rogers
wtf i love lost now
Luke Lewis
Maybe he's actually a secret Bonobo-Human Hybrid, just like Stalin wanted.
Blake Myers
>ever typing "God" without quotes
Benjamin Kelly
>Thank (((God)))
Ryder Martinez
>ever spelling out G_d
Isaiah Cooper
what happened?
Sebastian Ward
...
Isaac Martinez
Underrated, here's a (You) my friend
Evan King
...
Noah Wood
Even there her Torso is way more developed than her legs.
She looks like the monster from the relic
Samuel Allen
Gosh! For me?
Jonathan Evans
this pretty much proves once and for all that women peak at 13 y.o.
CUNNYHATERS BTFO
Jacob Bell
...
Luke Perry
What movie is this?
Isaac Martin
Haven't seen it, but here's a 5 minute MSPaint-job.
Grayson Wilson
Wtf moot!
Jonathan Smith
You really believe that goy?
Jason Lee
She could play starting LB for the Browns.
What fuck happened to her.
Nathaniel Cook
Her characters real life counterpart is somewhat cutie pie
They originally wanted Dakota Fanning to portrait her
Dominic Taylor
>They originally wanted Dakota Fanning to portrait her
They should have got her. I hate how dead her career is.
Sebastian Cook
She looks like Ray Lewis if he was a white girl.
Jaxson Roberts
Looking down her throat is like staring into the abyss
Benjamin Baker
maybe she quit because she sucks lol.
Christian Cook
It would be extremely painfull
Evan Gray
That picture fills me with the same kind of dread that I experience from Guernica.
Charles Young
I prefer THIS kind of bulk on my ladies
Ryder Anderson
>Thought she was starring in another blockbuster >Big names like Clive Owens and Jon Bernthal >Check imdb for the name of it >11 minutes long.
Grayson King
I heard Chloe is the new Maytag repair man.
Logan Perry
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Sebastian Sanchez
This HAS to be a shop. No way this is real.
Gabriel Flores
FUCKING KEK
Lucas Cox
She should just become an actual powerlifter at this point, there is no going back.
Cameron Rodriguez
This is such horseshit and has no bearing on anything at all in real life.
Julian Reed
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Luke Wood
this fucking pic will never not make me kek
Carson Young
why doesnt she be a female action star? oh yea because hollywood and its jewish elite said its illegal to make action movies :P
Chase Martinez
>dat hairline >hot bitch on his side
What an alpha. He must be filled to the brim with testosterone
Robert Baker
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Anthony Garcia
a young version of old Hillary you mean. At least young Hillary was attractive.
Carson Sanders
This is the internet hate machine, buddy.
Austin Mitchell
Damn she a qt
Matthew Perry
>According to a 2014 report, Kanzi not only enjoys eating omelettes, but also cooking omelettes for himself. He asks for the ingredients using his lexigram.[15]
>25 >live at home >a fucking monkey is more self-reliant than me
Colton Kelly
*baby
Isaac Wright
Problem with Chloe is that her bone structure gives her a potential body of thickness, but she has very little meat/muscle over her bones that would actually make her thiccc.
Mason Evans
She's like a Michelangelo painting
Parker Ortiz
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Noah Wright
She's someone Chloe should aspire to look like
Its kinda sad. Chloe probably tries her best to look like the rest of her fellow young actresses in Hollywood.
Joshua Moore
100X ZOOM 0 0 X
Z O O M
Isaiah Brooks
she not rin nakai thick yet
Brayden Kelly
Who's the girl next to Four Tet?
Julian Jones
>girl
Nicholas Fisher
god tier pits though
Hudson Murphy
>he's a pit partisan
Brandon Mitchell
go away mr bear
Jacob Miller
This can't be real, where's the un-shopped version?
Cooper Murphy
That HAS to be a photoshop
Nolan Clark
none of these photos are shopped
Leo Barnes
Genuine question, does any other site laugh at Chloe. pretty sure only Cred Forums is petty enough to make fun of an actress everyday, the fedoratippers at reddit etc are probably above that shit. So she can't be quitting over Cred Forums right? Right?
Alexander White
You spend a lot of time worrying about what reddit does, perhaps you should go take a look for yourself friendo?
Evan Nguyen
The Kardashians feuded with her and their hordes of obsessed teenaged girl fans are where 99% of the abuse is coming from.
Chloe doesn't even know about the Cred Forums memes.
Brandon Hernandez
pls don't downvote me
what the fuck is a kardashian
Jason Bell
a term used to refer to a wealthy Armenian coal burner
Christopher Rodriguez
I remember watching David Attenborough trolling some little capuchin monkeys by recording the different calls they would make to warn each other of different animals approaching
they had a call for snake that meant they all climbed up the trees a little to get off the ground, they had a call for chimpanzee which meant hey fucking legged it as fast as they could since they can climb trees too, and their call for human was to climb up as high as they could to hide in the leaves since local humans would come and shoot them with guns and they knew they had to get out of sight
anyway David could basically control them like Ant-Man controlling ants by playing sound clips to them and they'd all react in the same way according to what the call meant until they realized it wasn't one of their own and a human taking the piss
Ethan Ward
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Asher Jackson
He's the cuck spammer.
Nathaniel Reyes
Kanye is an honorary white.
Jose Watson
OH SH---
look at the poster behind her!!!
James Martinez
lolno, Kanye's White traits are the worst White traits, bordering on Jewish
Sebastian Myers
Clearly you don't understand him.
Dylan Cox
Just wait till her up coming AutismKino is released.
Christopher Hernandez
if her tits were bigger she would be a 10/10
Brody Turner
>not spelling it "YHWH"
Jack Gutierrez
>all those Kardashian fans
wew
Isaiah Roberts
I wonder if Pablo smiled when he heard that Chloe dropped out of acting
Ryan Thompson
is she /ourgirl/?
Kevin Butler
>Dakota Fanning
>So we have this role that requires a cute blonde. Get me Dakota Fanning! >Sir we can't find her. >Fuck. Get me the brittish Dakota Fanning! >The girl that played Luna in harry potter? >Yes, her! >Sir, we can't use her. Her British genetics are kicking in. >Goddammit, who do we have? >Chloe Grace Moretz >The linebacker? Thank God it's off season. Bring him in.
Juan Cook
fucking hell i thought those tattoos were shopped in to make her look like a burly sailor, holy fuck thats gross
Ayden Wright
>The linebacker?
Hearty chuckle.
Owen Cruz
Too bad she's a "I'M SO FEMINIST" type right down to hanging around Lindsay Ellis and being """"""""bisexual"""""""".
Robert Gonzalez
>still falling for a meme invented by some long since discredited psychologist from the 50s
Why do people do this. It's complete garbage. It's 1920s eugenics tier nonsense.
Anthony Price
I swear to god her parents much dislike her,
Why did they have her starred in mostly bad films in most of her careers while Elle got the better films to starred in.
Ian Collins
Cred Forums clings to pseudoscience like a drowning man to an airplane seat.