What movies seriously and accurately depict the effects of autism?

What movies seriously and accurately depict the effects of autism?

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rain man

Drive (2011)

Was Lilo or the "basket case" girl from Breakfast Club autistic?

am i suppose to be laughing?

Best choice

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It is kind of funny that she proves she's autistic by spontaneously memeing

It's a bit exaggerated but I liked Barfi for depicting a "lower functioning" autism. It's hard to believe it's Priyanka Chopra playing her.

I'm not a cute girl.
Cute girls doesn't count!

Mary and Max

The Social Network

>diagnosed with autism
>can form coherent sentences
>goes to normal school with non-autistic kids
Nah, it's not autism.

Correct answer.

Also "Christian Weston Chandler (Yep, I m on TV)" for an Indie film.

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autism?

house

dexter

>millennials believe 'autism' is a legitimate disease

the apprentice

>Autist having awareness of their condition

This is how I know the person is a self-diagnosing cunt.

And?
>I have cancer
>Nuh uh, since you have awareness about having cancer, you don't actually have it!

crockodile dundee

no movie will have a truly autistic character.
you can't do much with this youtube.com/watch?v=yTU8WbTbZMI

it's better to just make them all savants who are only slightly socially awkward but not enough to derail the story in any way

>Hey! I have autism! Aren't I so unique and interesting?

Reminder that women treat every single thing in life as a fashion accessory because they're nothing more than a vain hole.

Cancer is not a mental disorder that affects perception of the world

As opposed to being 'diagnosed' by a professional huckster?

Cancer is a real disease with physical manifestations.


Autisim is a ((((meme)))

That guy has a pretty severe case of autism, but it's not more 'true' than someone with Asperger's.

>A mental disorder is the same as a cellular disease.

Her behaviour in general shows no signs of autism. You think Rain Man would talk about his autism like he has a firm grasp on it? It's too easily handed out as far as diagnosing goes.

I knew autism was a joke disorder when it became a "spectrum"

Underrated

>Her behaviour in general shows no signs of autism
Did you derive that from 4 panels of a comic strip?
You should be a psychiatrist, pham

Pretty much. Why do otherwise intelligent people buy into this nonsense?

i'm off the spectrum, pic related, it's me

No, I can derive that from the very first panel.

Because it can make them a great deal of money.

>So what's the diagnosis, doc?
>Oh I can't tell you. I read on Cred Forums that only fakers are aware of their own condition.

>3kb

Careful Aussie, or you'll use up your monthly bandwidth.

>It's too easily handed out as far as diagnosing goes.

>Parents go to doctor crying "Idk what to do, he wants tendies and if I don't give them to him he throws a tantrum, he watches cartoon network where the characters are yelling and screaming about nothing half the time but idk where he gets it from"
>Doctor, jaded and weary, diagnoses child with autism but still gives antidepressants and ritalin because who cares, the parent can take the pills this whole family is fucked anyway
>Kid grows up with special snowflake syndrome on top of being a spoiled social experiment

Oh I get why they're selling it.


Every shitty single mother now has an excuse to distance herself from accountability too.

It wasn't muh fault. It was congenital autism.

"There are no feelings in outer space"
Technically, asbergers but whatever

Kek

You're confusing autism with autistic spectrum. Autism is pretty well defined.

>A type of pervasive developmental disorder that is defined by: (a) the presence of abnormal or impaired development that is manifest before the age of three years, and (b) the characteristic type of abnormal functioning in all the three areas of psychopathology: reciprocal social interaction, communication, and restricted, stereotyped, repetitive behaviour. In addition to these specific diagnostic features, a range of other nonspecific problems are common, such as phobias, sleeping and eating disturbances, temper tantrums, and (self-directed) aggression.

I got diagnosed with autism about a month ago, what should I do?

The Truman Show

>doctor, my spoiled child is not being sociable how do we treat that?
>I know, let's put a big label on them that confirms in the child's on head that they are incapable of being sociable so any them they act like a jerk they have a convenient excuse and don't have to try ever

Kill yourself.

>Autism is pretty well defined.
> a range of other nonspecific problems

All speculative. N/A

Why did you ignore everything else and latched on to the last part.

>abnormal functioning in all the three areas of psychopathology: reciprocal social interaction, communication, and restricted, stereotyped, repetitive behaviour.

Literally first panel if this comic shows the character is not autistic.

No, you don't have autism because you know that you have autism so you can't.

It happened to me, and my life is shit, so I'm going to be the first one to tell you.

And it's all 100% SUBJECTIVE


'autism' is bullshit.

What's there to speculate about?

Did you ever have a mommy?

Take two meme pill and then nap.

Yes, 'autism' as used by the internet is bullshit.

I can't even take you seriously, you're going to argue with everyone who disagrees with you just because even though you're the only person here who thinks autism is easily defined and always diagnosed by an honest professional. You might be the only really autistic person here.

Yeah I had yours last night fąm

>Oh doctor, so what you're saying is that despite foolishly having this child past the age of 35, subsequently divorcing my husband and then working full time, being absent from critical stages of his development often by choice, living as selfishly as possible, I'm not to blame at all for his social inversion and immaturity, he's just autistic.
>That's right. Now go home and make a Facebook post about it, resolving to be a better parent but really don't do shit.
>Can do!

Download some cartoon frog pictures, live with your parents and, if you're white, consider a mass shooting.

This is painfully accurate.

Also happened to me.

>This way you can turn your horrible bungling of a human soul into a well you can go to for facebook likes.

A lot of shooters recently have been shitskins.

Is autism the new ADHD.

15-20 years ago every kid with shit parents was diagnosed with ADHD and zombified with drugs.

Now every time I turn around, some single-mother is whining about her martyrdom as a parent of a child with autism.

How does Big Pharma get rich of off autism? Genuinely curious.

>she will never hold me down for years while i have my fits
>grow into a big boy
>notice girls and boys in school and on tv kissing
>one day when wowee or dad isn't home i start ooooeeeyuuughning and hitting myself
>she puts down some pillows for us
>she trys to hold me down but i am strong now and she can't hold me
>i'm having a fit and not really in control either
>remember she always asks for a kiss
>i feel my peepee change shape and i roll her over to be comfy on the pillows
>im only wearing sleepy time pants
>my chest has hairs on it now
>Its so easy to bring out my peepee while she has her go at the autism underneath me
>she is wearing a dress so i can just push into her like i saw on TV where they play wowees show
>i push a few times and she goes limp under me because she is finally calm and i finally go calm which feels really good
>i give her a kiss like normal because it's better now and i get up to get some water bottle

I don't care that you disagree. You're random user on Cred Forums. Your opinion means nothing to me.

I'm merely entertained by your incoherent babble, being a medical professional in education myself.

>How does Big Pharma get rich of off autism?

The way they make money off of everything else. Selling pills to people instead of solutions to their "problems" which are defined by the lobbyists who want people who don't work or socialize to feel like there's something intrinsically wrong with them.

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autism kino

>shitposters are the people who are in charge of your child's wellness

I think it's gone down in recent times, actually. But the false diagnosis of depression, anxiety and bi-polar is still massive.

>How does Big Pharma get rich of off autism?
Well depending on the situation, you can give an autistic child anything from antidepressants to antipsychotics. So pick the most expensive one with the worst side effects, and you're in the money.

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The Other Sister

>autists getting triggered by some autistic comic
It's like pottery.

who /etsabatsu/ here?

>I am autistic!
>but I am having normal interactions
>doesn't understand real autists look different due to their posture and behavior
Jesus, woman. She must have the Cred Forums breed of autism.

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Profoundly Normal, based on a true story about mental challenged people fighting for the right for their marriage to be legally recognized.

Muh real autism v. fake autism bullshit dichotomy.

the DSM-5 just did away with aspergers and autism is now just a spectrum disorder with some people have very mild autism and some people having severe autism. so technically even if she is just a tiny bit spergy she's still autistic.

Lobster, its also a very good black comedy

>DSM-5

>Various authorities criticized the fifth edition both before and after it was formally published. Critics assert, for example, that many DSM-5 revisions or additions lack empirical support; inter-rater reliability is low for many disorders; several sections contain poorly written, confusing, or contradictory information; and the psychiatric drug industry unduly influenced the manual's content. Various scientists have argued that the DSM-5 forces clinicians to make distinctions that are not supported by solid evidence, distinctions that have major treatment implications, including drug prescriptions and the availability of health insurance coverage. General criticism of the DSM-5 ultimately resulted in a petition, signed by many mental health organizations, which called for outside review of DSM-5.[1]

Aspergers is a bullshit meme used to justify being an asshat.

I think you meant to say very dry performance art

No that's BPD.

I find this easy to masturbate to.

i didn't write the DSM-5. just stating the facts.

How sheltered are you people that you think spergy people are the paradigm of autism.

A fuckton of autistic people are low IQ, non-verbal, extremely violent, and have very classic autism symptoms relative to non-autistic mentally retarded people. This is a pretty common sort of behavioral presentation m.youtube.com/watch?v=DXbe2VHa37w

>But the false diagnosis of depression, anxiety and bi-polar is still massive.

False diagnosis of meme diseases


Nice try.

>creaming yourself in a gif

Facts about our fucked up legislature, sure.

>tfw you will live to see the day when SJWs have exhausted their chance to look like a special snowflake by self-diagnosing themselves with ADHD, social anxiety, hypercondria, and they're now going to claim to be autistic en masse all to feel unique again

Uh oh.

Is that woman posting those videos solely to show off her majestic rack?

BPD is used to justify being an irredeemable asshole, Aspergers for being an Asshat and Depression for being a lazyass.

I'm not denying the existence of autism, or the fact that it's a spectrum and that some people are very very non-functioning, like House of Cards levels of autistic. Still think it's important to acknowledge the impact the lack of research vs. it's over-diagnosis has on the general population, subculture, taboos in parenting, and how we define and respond to "abnormal" behavior.

Is there any porn of autist-chan?

>tfw as a child I never learned to be social with other kids or my family

>tfw I became completely socially unaware and dislike social interactions

>tfw I don't know if I even have autism

>tfw now all I want is someone to talk to

>even on a shitty website

>Believing the psychiatric jew

>tfw tranny with asperger syndrome

If I had thin skin reading Cred Forums would probably make me feel really bad about myself

What is it about americans that makes them think they're smarter than people who have studied a field, while all they've accomplished in their lives was studying most effective ways of shoveling food down their gullets?

R E D D I T

yo I heard you liked mental illness so I gave you a mental illness to go with your mental illness so you can mentally ill while you're mentally ill

nigger kike

Brutal precision

>implying being trans is a mental illness

Me too bro, sometimes I just think it's social anxiety but other times I feel like I'm a full undiagnosed autismo

>implying it's not

Buffalo 60.

>implying it is a mental normalcy

My mum works with autistic children and she says the driver looks in people's eyes way too much to be autistic.

It isn't because there is nothing unusual about the thinking or brains of trans people. We just happen to belong to the opposite gender than the one we were assigned at birth.

it is, you are the gender you are born and it's literally impossible to become the other gender.

Just drink and go to bars.

Alcohol makes everything better.

No, you think you belong to the opposite gender. That's a thought disorder. No amount of smug anime reaction pics will make that any different.

So you went up to your mother and asked here if this character from a movie is autistic so you could post about it on Cred Forums? Maybe you are the autistic one

>being this much of a useless vain hole

lmaoing @ ur lyfe

does anyone else find this erotic as fuck

it's literally classified as a mental disorder by the International Statistical Classification of Diseases and Related Health Problems m8

>it's an "I like dressing up as a pretty lady and derailing threads to make them about me" episode

>You are the gender you were born
I quite agree user. For example, I was born female even though my sex is male, and now I'm taking steps to reconcile my physical appearance with my gender.

No, I belong to the same gender I always have belonged to. I'm under no illusions, I know I'll never be physically, biologically female.

>there's nothing unusual about the thinking of a person thinking he's trapped inside of a body of a different gender
now effort bait apply yourself

It's because doctors and the health industry in general are both untrustworthy.

>I know I'll never be physically, biologically female
Do you know why that is? That's because you'r physically, biologically male, but you're suffering from a delusion that makes you think you're female.

Stop changing the meaning behing words you mentally ill retard, i wish i could strangle you to death

Do you believe in the bible because someone with a theology degree says it's real?

Do you believe in white privilege because someone with a sociology degree says it's legit?

That's how rackets work dipshit.

Pretty comfy flick.

any capeshit movie

autists like to think they are special snowflakes with superpowers

But the capeshit fanbase is just a bunch of elitist nerds. They're the least autistic people on Cred Forums

pic related

but Rain Man is a very specific kind of autism

ah, a meme reply irl, ust like Cred Forums... but in their case, they'd "for you".

on every level but physical, i am a helicopter
*soi soi soi soi soi soi*

>pic related
here it is

anyone else watched it?

Star Wars: The Force Awakens.
Kylo Ren shows a lot of signs of autism like poor social skills and throwing tantrums He even wears a mask so he doesn't have to make eye contact.

Her name is Cyarin she draws herself a lot

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The original Gundam or the Zeta Gundam trilogy movies.

its charming

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Why do movies try to show autism or Asperger's to be some kind of sidegrade, instead of the massive detriment it really is?

Actual autists like Rainman don't give a shit about how good they are at arithmetic, and just want to keep watching Jeopardy.

Preschool teacher here, you'll be surprised how dumbass kids are because they have dumbass parents or just neglectful parents who are just not THERE.

Anons if you're gonna have kids be chill and read them a fucking book every 2 days

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Face too manly but the bod looks nice.

>tfw no autism-chan gf

youtube.com/watch?v=PQB5bP1lmog
youtube.com/watch?v=1ft6a_NcOzw
youtube.com/watch?v=44ovHQVHeVg

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does the way the legs don't connect seem disconcerting to anyone else? it's like her pelvis in somewhere inside her gut

Pretty much this. A lot of times the neglect isn't even intentional. Single parent homes just can't compete with proper families when it comes to raising a child and instilling good values in them, for example.

We live in a time when immediate self gratification is looked on as a good thing. So we're only going to see more neglected faggots on Cred Forums as they get older.

Book on tape was good enough for me. I never slept well, so it worked wonders that way.

i'm talking about the drawing just to be clear

Fuck off b8

I don't know ANY parents that put money aside to go to the zoo, aquarium, museums, nothing. The kids go once or twice in their lives on a big trip and spend the whole time getting flack for asking for food and that's if they're lucky.

I can't figure it out but there's something wrong with her. It's like her face doesn't move when she speaks.

Why do girls pretend to have mental disorders?

you're supposed to masturbate while watching that right?

>tfw the tranny got BTFO so hard it went back to its tumblr hugbox to blog about today's encounter with Cred Forums

taxi driver (1976)

dude she has a-u-t-i-s-m, have some respect

Am I not allowed to blow loads to autistic hotties?

the sad part is it takes literally a 5 minute look at a MTF general on /lgbt/ to know traps are horrible humans, they're veritable children who plug their ears and yell LA LA LA to reality and they're SO fucked up they think any attention is good. being lusted after and fucked is what fills the void in their shit souls

so whenever i see some uppity fag posting anime or nigger memes "HAHA U MAD" its like 2 girls 1 cup..cuz i know you're all freaks, you're a fad, an effigy - not human

>lusted after and fucked is what fills the void in their shit souls
It's... it's almost like they are REAL women.

FTMs all look like justin bieber or jack osbourne but they're alright people.

Case closed, gentlemen.

To a trap loving professional masturbator, sure.

Real answer is that studies on autism in women is largely ignored and there are sex-specific "disorders" like hybristophilia and nymphomania where the symptoms are seen as acceptable in males.

I know I just shit on traps so bad I couldn't possibly be a nice person but every lesbian I ever met was cooler than my guy friends. I'm sure they're neurotic on the inside but they seem like nice creatures.

I watched this movie when I was 6 years old, god knows why my dad and uncle took me and my cousiens to watch this shit. I think its because they saw the poster and must have thought "hey this must be a fun film for kids" lol...

I had lesbian friends in school, but it was your typical school "fat lesbian and slutty bisexual fighting drama all the time" shit.

only cerebal paulsy hotties

how do i get an autistic gf
preferably not fat but poor hygiene is ok and even possibly a plus

Just sell your greasy ass for steam games already

wat

>poor hygiene is ok and even possibly a plus
Haha wut, explain? This had better be fetish related.

I think you could stalk one online and proposition her extremely directly.

Is the punchline supposed to be that she can't convey any meaningful reaction to what he said because of her autism, thus irony?

where do i find them on the internet

Thank god I can still jack off to this youtube.com/watch?v=pouwE4MMoH8

The Accountant looks like legit autism kino

Do your chromosomes say so?
Then I'd say it's your mind that got it wrong.
Oh wait but does your mind fit that of a female?
Not even you are just a pussy that decided to switch genders after noticing how much of a failure you are in your real one.
Get real faggot.

remember when the very idea of a "disorder" was that it is something serious that fucks with a person's ability to function in life to a degree that it causes serious distress? such a diagnosis as "mild autism" shouldn't exist, either you have it or you don't. if the negative effects are hardly tangible then you don't have the disorder.

She thinks it's weird that people think that autism has an outward appearance so she isn't sure whether to take it as a compliment

>autist
>capable of converting emotions into facial and corporal expressions in drawing
Just another attention whore who noticed she wasn't pretty enough thus deciding to be a snowflake.

>elitist nerds

nah just failed normies or poor retarded people

I have Asperger's and I would definitely call it "mild autism" because it's enough to interfere significantly with my life but not anywhere near as bad as profound autism

alright fair enough. it just annoys me when people say shit for example, retroactively, that einstein had autism, because he was different. nah, bitch, he didn't have autism. he had friends, he had a wife, he had a sense of humor, he did great in life. if you don't have problems, you don't have the disorder. but yes if it causes you distress then you do have it.

*synth* *another layer of synth* REEAALL HUMAN BEEAN

AND A REAL HERO *reverb*

You probably wouldn't guess I was autistic by talking to me, but I've got a diagnosis. People are still conflicted on whether or not I have it. My parents insist I do, to cope with failure, one of my friends thinks he only gets along with me because he might have it, his mom thinks he has it, my other friend doesn't think I do. Doctors have said I don't. You get to the point where you say fuck it, I'll do what I want.

So how does it work, if it's mild? I'm just curious. You should not be able to tell when I'm joking or being sarcastic? Are you shit at conveying emotions? I see a lot of people saying they have autism but they have a sense of humor and don't seem to have these issues, so it confuses me.

What the tranny was saying is true, some people truly have that disorder and the sex changing surgery is actually helpful then.

But the problem is that the legit condition is extremely rare and it should be much lower when compared to the actual number of trannies out there. Most of them believe they have the disorder but don't, mostly fooled by doctors wanting that sweet, easy cash.

>frat type white male says something offensive, ignorant, arrogant or generally inappropriate to a non-white or female

EVERY FUCKING TIME.

Any professional with tm"psych" on their degree are retards. I was diagnosed with depression when the only problem I had is I was pissed off at being constantly beaten up, something they were aware off.
So instead of helping me they medicated me so at least I wouldn't mind being beaten (???).

Truth

Let me guess: the creator of this unfunny comic is tranny with a femmypeeny and the girl is supposed to represent him as he's """""supposed""""" to be.

Is there a follow up comic where the ""girl"" berates the guy for not wanting to date someone with tits and a dick?

t. autism-the post

I dated a girl like this, where every third art piece she did was some manner of self portrait. Narcissist as fuck. Wouldn't recommend even if the pussy is good.

>You should not be able to tell when I'm joking or being sarcastic?
The onus is on you to deliver your points and your jokes clearly. But I generally have no problems.
>Are you shit at conveying emotions?
Kinda, I'm not photogenic and hate smiling. I've got a pretty grim sense of humor. Really grim, actually...

>No one mentioned Elling yet

it's almost as if you guys don't even have a degree in kino

You sound like a dickhead

I'm going smash your fucking glasses, kid. I'm going to SMASH them.

Consider the very real possibility that you anf the rest of the fadtrannies are the ones with the problem.

Artists are usually pretty narcissistic/vain even if they're pushing fat acceptance, since that's still a result of BDD.

anxiety is not autism

>tfw think I'm a schizoid which would technically make me a half autist

>So instead of helping me they medicated me so at least I wouldn't mind being beaten (???).

Yep pretty much how medication works. It's hit or miss, works differently for everybody and usually no one says anything if they don't work/just make you too tired to give a shit.

Do autistic people look into the imaginary camera when they are confused?

Nice desktop you got there. Have you checked your emails?

>some people truly have that disorder
Thanks for agreeing with me in that it's an illness.

what?

Look up what schizophrenia is before you make another retarded post.

>be me and 23
>due to reasons other than failing the year I am attending the last year of high school
>school is (or maybe they have to now?) employing retards now other than those who attend the school
>mfw I see them roaming the school, flailing their arms and blabbering nonsense

>mfw I am playing Dead Rising at school now

>its real
>most people are lying about it
>but it's real

Welcome to autism.

look up what schizoid is before you make another retarded post

That wasn't even the original argument, but thanks for your contributions.

Do children care what kind of books you read to them? I don't mean reading something edgy to them, but rather something that you will also find interesting. But I guess proverbs and such can be interesting and engaging for everybody.

Go sit and spin on broken glass.

There is a wealth of mythology you can teach to your kids along with the bible and Arabian Nights. You could never get it all in before they grow up.

great movie

>23
>in high school
>other people are retards

Ouch, my feelings!

Why do you think I never finished it? And is not because I failed the year.

They're so scarred and calloused I could never actually get through to your solid bone-thick skull anyway.

who cares lol

Night crawler.

but they just say hes a sociopath.

Nightcrawler is the exact opposite of autism

>exact opposite

The guy has an extreme understanding of human beings and uses that to his advantage?

What artist?

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Are you saying autism is an advantage? That no one else in his position could do that?

>Used to get along with other kids good enough in elementary school
>Parents tell me by 6th grade that I was autistic
>Started developing social anxiety because I was too worried of looking too autistic around people
>Started losing friends because it was more calming to be alone than with other people
>tfw I could have been a normalfag if I didn't know
Mary and Max

Well yeah it is a disorder.

youtube.com/watch?v=JsJ154jWRsU
How about this one?

Opposite, the guy didn't understand people and that's why he was so okay with doing the shit he did.

Why u gotta bully tho?

To be fair, making that comic is pretty fucking autistic.

>autists from Cred Forums saying autism isn't real

When you can turn into other animals you lose your relative connection to humanity. You have been everything and anything you ever wanted to be. Other than human, because for most people that's all they can be. If being human were so great, why not stay human the whole time even with powers?

I just feel bad for the mum

Theres no way she is going to be able to calm him down when shes old and frail

I'd fuck that tard any day

You are literally retarded. Like 100%. Why the fuck would you go back to high school? I dropped out of high school sophomore year because muh crippling depression. I got my GED and have now been in college for two years, at age 19. You are retarded; drop out and get a GED, its fucking ez dude.

Why?

You have a point. Getting a GED gives you a head start and takes away the school's initiative to lower their standards for passing.

Just don't fucking put it off.

>a picture she drew of herself which features herself carrying a bag which features a picture she drew of herself
maybe she really does have autism

Because they're not autistic just fucking stupid and contrarian.

>I am literally so stupid I believe everything Cred Forums tells me
Holy shit.

Pretty sure it's legit since you have it turbo

Gender Dysphoria is classified as a mental illness.

Please go get that checked out.

>he didn't have autism. he had friends, he had a wife, he had a sense of humor, he did great in life

Some people with Asperger's have this too, it's just extremely difficult for them.

your home movies

Definitely Where the Wild things are. That kid is like fucked up. The entire movie is a daydream sequence of that little spaz

more like
gender euphoria

Autism is worse than cancer, fuck off.

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I love the tears of psychological disorder deniers.

And yet this entire thread is devoted to saying that autism, itself a diagnosible disorder, is entirely fabricated.

You know those people that you look at and shake your head, thinking "thank God I'm not them"? Everyone else says the same thing about you.

>found a 14 year old QT3.14 that likes me
>said I'll drive her around town when I get to her house, and then we'll see
>"You give a me a time and place"
>she says her adress
>went to her house
>giant southern house, there's cars and vans outside even though she said she'll be alone
>put on my jacket and go inside
>"common in, there's some cookies on the table"
>a middle aged man emerges from kitchen
>"Why don't you take a seat over there"
>I stay where I am
>"what are you doing here?"
>I think
>"How old was was the girl you are supposed to meet here?"
>"Well answer me, you had sexual charged conversation with her"
>he stares at me
>I look at him
>"Well, I have to tell you, my name is Chr-"
>"I drive"
>silence
>"Say again?"
>"You have 5 minutes."
>"I don't understand you sir. Did you bring condoms with you?"
>"It's in the car"
>"What's in the car? Condoms?
>"I don't have wheels on my car"
>"What are you sayi-
>I proceed to bash his head with a hammer
>run outside to my car
>cops chase after me
>escape from cops
>a real human bean starts playing

And how was your Saturday?

Oh my christ

I don't know the difference between shizophrenia and being schizoid.

She's lesbian

he functioned well in life and gave no signal that he had trouble in these areas. yet some people still want to believe kooky people like him have autism for their own agenda. this is what annoys me.

If you read the thread you'd see that wasn't the case.

I am exaggerating when I say it's devoted to it, but several posters are either claiming it is an outright fabrication or a ploy by major pharmaceutical companies to peddle more pills.

>t. autism-the post
Lurk more newfag.

Try schizotypal for that one

Thinking that chopping off your dick and taking hormones makes you a woman is the real mental illness.

Its inarguable the spectrum idea has rendered it a total joke.

Explain.

Taking a severe developmental disorder that renders people completely incapable of functioning on levels beyond eating, shitting sleeping, (and functionality on those levels isn't even guaranteed) and spreading it across basically the whole of humanity as defined by a person's ability to act socially acceptable rendered the entire concept of autism utterly meaningless.

>doctors are worried for first few years of my life that I have autism because I don't make eye contact
>try to get me on medications
>father tells them to fuck off
>life isn't ruined by medications
feels good

Light doesn't exist either.

They toyed with it, his sperging out were awesome, too bad it was like two or three times among all seasons

>I have Autism, yet I am initiating a conversation while maintaining eye contact

yet you still have autism

Not the point mobilefag.

The doctor being right and your father being an idiot isn't the point?

whatever I may or may not have is very unimportant, because I am capable of living without additional support and I am not dependent on medication

>I am also female

That's the bitch of it there. Girls literally can't be on the spectrum because there is no way for a girl to do something that isn't socially acceptable.

Closely Watched Trains

What about bipolar depression?

there's nothing wrong with being a memekid

that picture and video make me so fucking sad

Me too, friend

>man presents what is objectively a knife
>character feels the inexplicable urge to disagree, and presents what is clearly a machete and insists that it is in fact a knife

This movie makes so much more sense now

Why is it that people who've been diagnosed with autism hate the idea of it so much and pretend that it doesn't exist? Are they just ashamed of admitting there's something wrong with them, so they pretend that there's some big conspiracy where evil Big Pharma makes up disorders to sell pills, rather than face the fact that they're an autist? It's woman tier levels of self-delusion.

>you will never have a little austistic qt that clings to your arm when she spergs out

This. I don't initiate conversation and I don't make eye contact, I find it difficult to look right at someone and it almost feels instinctual to look away. Can't really explain it desu

I work in a pharmacy and can 100% confirm this.

Both the failed social experiment part where there are 40 year olds still taking Ritalin and the I'm actively killing my kid by making him a self-entitled prick because I'm also a self-entitled prick and too lazy to do any real parenting.

Is this you?

youtube.com/watch?v=eR2bNzOjgTM

I was diagnosed with it a month ago too. I love my mother but I feel she had a lot of influence in the decision. I recieved a terribly unnacurate report that even she (my mum) largely disagreed with. I was awfully distressed for a while. I thought I was going mad or had always been so; that I was so socially unaware or disconnected from other souls but just had no awareness of it. Like I did not have a vital awareness or the sensory capacity to even understand what it is that I did not have. I talked to friends and family and people who knew me from different places and in different settings and they mostly thought it was nonsense.

The process has holes and the examiners can easily be incompetent. I was in hospital at the time for attempting suicide and I think they were just searching for something.

it loses it's novelty pretty quick

Diagnosed autist here, I doubt there are many films that accurately depict it because for me and a lot of other people on the high-functioning end of the spectrum, it's not noticeable to anyone who's not a trained professional. I have no problems socialising because I'm not intellectually impaired and I've learned the 'rules' of interacting with other people even if they didn't come to me naturally.

Of course, hardcore autists are more recognisable. Here's one in action:youtube.com/watch?v=yTU8WbTbZMI

But I'm nothing like that. Internally I am a mess, but I have the sense and ability to present myself as relatively normal to the outside world.

They call any character who has the slightest lack of empathy a sociopath in modern pop culture

Like psychopath became a meme for unstable person a few decades ago

normies can't into psychology

>Internally I am a mess
>I have no problems
What's the point of even having a diagnosis? Fucking snowflake.

I think people can have failings and deficiencies without their source being a chronic developmental disorder. I just think autism is too readily diagnosed. That is the general consensus in the thread.

I didn't seek it. I have a care coordinator for other mental health problems who strongly encouraged me to get tested for an Autistic Spectrum Disorder based on my presentation. And I really didn't think I had it, so I decided to do the test to prove him wrong. I was wrong, I do have Asperger Syndrome and apparently it's quite obvious.

It makes sense I guess. I have spent upwards of ten hours a day on Cred Forums and/or MMORPGs for over six years now which I suppose is just one good indicator.

A small amount of overdiagnosis renders the whole disorder meaningless!

Boy, with inflexible thinking like that one might think you're a bit...

So what is the actual reason they decided you have autism? What was the basis of the diagnose?

Lars and the Real Girl

You idiots still haven't figured out autism is made up nonsense?

The real diagnosis v. fake diagnosis is a bullshit smokescreen.

>autism
>clearly making eye contact with another person

hahhhahahahahaha


:(

I work with autistic children - I would agree that there's some dubious diagnoses at the high functioning end. But the non-verbal / barely verbal children that I work with all clearly have a severe developmental disorder, and there's enough similar between them for it to make sense for them to be collectively labelled together as having the same disorder.

I know the morons on this board like to buy into conspiracy theories about anything to feel like they're redpilled, but I don't get how you can act like autism isn't real

My doctor a few months ago said I have aspergers but I don't believe her. Why would anyone want this, and why would you tell people that your fucking autistic?

Is autism fashionable like depression or something? Is it like how women love telling everyone they have been diagnosed will depression, anxiety, OCD and the like?

OP said accurately

except most autists use autism as an excuse, like Chris Chan

>calling it "lovejuice" while rubbing it on her ass
help me.

A machete is a knife