Why did she cut his dick off?

Why did she cut his dick off?

cause he was about to die anyway

he tried to kill her

that scene is the hottest in the entire series. jesus christ that blood spray across her face makes me diamonds everytime

I know right?
Imagine being in his shoes.

i would pay good money and die a happy man

Penis envy.

plus, I'd have such a boner around her that when she emasculates me I'd lose so much blood I'd pass out almost immediately

to stop him from reaching valhalla. basically if you cry like a bitch you don't make it.

thats not fair what if someone shook pepper in your eyes while they stabbed you

Cause he cast Brie Larson instead

THICC

goddess

because she is an empowered woman with no gender complex at all

tough luck hombre

I need that movie to be out already dammit! I have a long overdue fap waiting!

me on the left

R I D E
M Y
F A C E

I'm sure it's out there
Somewhere...

Same

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>she will never humiliate you and force you to eat her asshole

to make the audience fap

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she's barbarian and bloodthirst ruler

how come she didn't follow the Human Rights conventions on POWs and cruel and unusual punishment?

because he was WHITE MALE

He was white

this is one of my favorite things ever

what did she mean by this?

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>She will never side kick you in the balls

Why even live

I precummed uncontrollably desu

He was a good friend

its every womans hidden dream

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The gods would let him in

End me.

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are most people naturally this flexible or do they have to do a shit ton of stretching? im not flexible for shit