"JUMANJI sequel said to follow 4 teens in detention who get sucked into the game...

>"JUMANJI sequel said to follow 4 teens in detention who get sucked into the game, where they take on new "avatar" forms to locate a jewel."

AYYYYYYYYY

>i want to play a massive muscular guy

Okay

>i want to be play a sexy tall bitch

Okay

>i want to play a really short black dude but he's pretty funny

Hmmm Okay

>i want to play Jack Black

why

Amy's shorts are getting shorter every year. The future's never been brighter.

someone has to pick last

>he's pretty funny
I think you need to have your humor recalibrated, being loud is not = being funny.

>retarded nerds having a boner for a meatless basic bitch because she acts "nerdy"

How odd.

Jack Black is obviously the smart one
Being Jack Black is the con

Where do you think we are?
Downvoted.

karen gillan is not basic you fucking retard

> being loud is not = being funny.

LMAO NICE GRAMMAR RETARD

So the player who's picking Karen is a guy, right?

There will be plenty of her checking herself out, right?

>yfw Jumanji II is a trap movie

>using the word odd
I oughta rip your throat out

Kek

In all honesty it looks fine. I'd prefer ot not exist but Rock/Hart's chemistry was the only thing that got me through Central Intelligence (Did Blake Snyder sell that shit?) and I'll take any excuse to watch Karen Gillian be sexy.

Also I wanna see Jack Black say something pithy

I kissed Amy Gillian in a British film. It's my one claim to fame.

I also met James Nesbitt and got his autograph. I put it in a little ziplock bag when I got home.

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let's predict the RT score
25% seems like too much

Literally the most basic bitch in existence, she is not even a real red head.

I'd watch anything with The Rock in it.

I bet you would fag.

Dat bitch basic af

>those terribad legs

She has the skin of a 50 year old.

The twist: they meet an old guy in the jungle who tells them the avatars are what they will look like in 30 years.
>you will grow up to become Jack Black

>tfw look like a younger less fat jack black

Get lasik then

6% RT score confirmed

Why is that every attractive redhead is not a real redhead?

>implying she is attractive

>they will grow up to become black

You could have said, "someone has to be the thimble"

stop insulting my wayfood's virginity

No.

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The white one will be the thimble.

The thimble will symbolize chastity.

BDH is a real redhead.