NICE BREASTS

NICE BREASTS

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I wanna see what your insides look like

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OFFICER

DOOFY

DOOFY

IM GONNA GUT YOU LIKE FISH

I tell my mom this all the time

AAHAHAHAHAAHAHA AAAAHAHAHAHAHAA SHIT SON

GAIL SWALLOWS

WHITE WOMAN IN DANGER

IMA SLASH YOU, GASH YOU
CUT ANOTHER HOLE IN YOUR ASS TOO

Spill blood on the walls and play tennis with your balls
If the phone rings
Don't answer the call
I'm gonna slit your throat, fuck you like a goat
Peel your foreskin off and make a Winter coat

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I remember in school this was considered the GOAT comedy.

oh shit yes she was so good

>that smirk she makes when Tim Curry suggests "experimenting" with each other.

BUT WAIT! DERE'S SHMORE! HOLD ON TA YA SEAT BABY, CUZ DIS ONE'S, A SCREAMAH!

WAZZZZZUUUUUUUHHHHUUUUUUP

>when he tells Bobby he's not gay
kek

good times

Turn to page 14!

This bit as genuinely disturbing. Wayans is criminally underrated as a dramatic actor

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Oh..
Hey nice

WE GETTIN THE FUCK OUTTA HERE NIGGA

These movies still hold up really well. Still very funny.

Right? There aren't many parody films from the 90's/early 2000's that are anywhere still as funny as this is today.
Even the Ghostface masks they made still crack me up.

For you!

Yeah but these movies are funny even if you haven't aeen all the movies they parody. Like I hadn't seen scream up until like a few weeks back and I always just thought scenes were just random jokes but they were actually in the original film itself. Just great comedy movies over all.

There's a parody of the parody movie. Dunno its name but i remember that
1: it's shit
2: it's ghetto

Shriek! something something Friday the 13th

I liked it desu. Coolio is fucking nuts.

Whatever one was in Requiem for a dream was great

The one who plays shorty

Scary Movie or Don't Be a Menace?

Which holds up better now?

Don't Be a Menace because it's come back around to being relevant again.

Shriek! If I know what you did last friday the 13th. Stupid as fuck, though.

3>1>2

Cheri Oteri was pretty damn cute in this.

cheri oteri is pretty damn cute in general

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I loved Scary Movie 1 as a kid, never saw 2 for some reason (think I had SM1 on VHS or DVD, back before you could just pirate shit, or at least before I knew how to)

3 was dogshit (if I recall, was spoofing Signs, and possibly 8 mile if I remember?), and may have seen 4 but I don't remember.

Should I check 2 out? How well does 1 hold up?

Its good as long as you remember most of the movies it spoofs. It was the last one with The Waynes Brothers

3 is as good as the first 2, it's very funny it even has some Leslie Nielsen influence in it and it's hilarious.

2 is best for jokes, 1 is the best for keeping the plot together

1=2>3
imo

1 > 3 > 2 > 4

3 isn't bad but it was the start of a downward trend. Charlie Sheen and Lesilie were funny but the rest was bad

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REPORTING LIVE FROM BLACK TV, WHITE FOLKS ARE DEAD WE GETTING THE FUCK OUTTA HERE LETS GO MOTHERFUCKER LETS GO

kek

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SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT

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I liked the kevin hart and the other guy bits, the 8 mile parody was funny to me as well. But I guess it's different for everyone.

They wouldn't have gotten away with the miss mann bit if this movie was made today

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>takes the banana

Gets my sides every time.

I don't get it.

If I pull that off, would he die?

You would have to get something else in order to figure it out

was it gay?

nah

How about now?

...nah

>wassup
Nothing much, just chillin'... killin'
>true true

Scary Movie 1 is overall the best movie and watching experience. It manages to hold the plot together which none of the other movies did. 2 had some really good jokes but there's essentially no plot and it set the stage for the de-evolution of the series into pretty much sketch comedy for 90 mins straight with (more) expensive sets

What was her problem.

She wanted to be in the sequel.

>first movies tagline is 'No mercy. No shame. No sequel.'

>Sequel is just 'We Lied'

REDRUM

>'What is your emergency?'
>'WHITE GIRL IN TROUBLE'
>Cops immediately roll up on the house

Why would Doofy kills his own sister?

Fun fact: David cross said in a Reddit ama that Tim curry hated being a part of scary movie 2.

David Cross is a manlet shitbag

GIVE ME YOUR HAND
NO THE OTHER ONE

welp. just found out she played the crazy nanny in curb
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