>no singles policy is now in effect
No singles policy is now in effect
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>theater cop thinks that i'm alone
>i'm two midgets in a trenchcoat
kek
I honestly wish there existed singles only cinemas so people wouldn't look at you and laugh.
>no singles
is this a thinly veiled dubs thread
>at cinema with friend
>we buy snacks
>we sit down to watch movie
>10 mins in she says to me she's supposed to be at work
>she leaves
>i leave as well
>i leave the snacks behind
This didn't happen to me but I'm telling the story as if it did. In truth it happened to a girl whose friend I was facebook jacking off to.
stop or the mods will remove it
>no bros to share the cinema shower with
Picks of dick?
She probably does have.
It is now.
it is now
Roll
Embarassing
Beginning with this post
>you have to be 6'0 or higher to enter the cinema for movies rated pg-13 and up.
Why do you need an anvil to enjoy kino? I get the falcons, showers, and designated theater shooters, but anvils?
How the fuck are you supposed to be protected from the designated theater shooter if the theater blacksmith doesn't forge you armor? Are you daft?
It's to properly crack open your crab legs
How many chemical tanks do they really need to disinfect a theatre after the safeguard device gains sentience and views all people as a threat to the theatre?
batemans the name and doubles my game
I don't think so Allen.
you all suck
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Not with that single you got.
Check them.
Witness me senpais.
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I don't see how that is an issue.
stop being so butthurtish
>taking a shit in the theater toilet
>About to flush
>Poop scissors are gone
I took the shit from the bowl and threw it at the screen, fucking theaterjannies need to make sure niggers don't steal the scissors.
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WRONG
praise kek
also checked
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It's happening lads.
10th reply to this post will be blessed with a girlfriend
Gay here, lets start this mess.
You're never alone when you're with Kek.
CHECKED
I guess i'll check you bro
test
anyone see where i dropped my 3s
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Stand aside I don't know if this will work or not.
Oh god I'm so sorry
off by one LMAO
go ahead and check these
is this the line to check these dubs?
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consider the following:
I have been tracking this man for months
literal months
he has never hit it
>tfw my local theatre doesnt have an area for my wife's bull to shoot dice with his homies
No one cared who I was until I got this 7
>stand in line at movies
>kid named austin next to me
>starts asking me my combat level
>tells me to fight him deep wild mage bank
>dont know what that means
>???
>he stats saying 'huh? huh?'
>i-i just wanted my ticket
Fuck you austin, to this day I never got to see TDKR in theatres because of fags like you
Are you looking for these?
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checked my friend
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Wew
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John Wall is not shook
user gets up from his computer
Walks around the room
Smiles and returns to the computer to read his (You)'s
FUCK YOU I WANTED THOSE DUBS I NEED THIS MY LIFE IS FUCKING SHIT WHY CANT THAT BE ME
Observe.
Observe.
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You boys are doing it wrong.
You gotta add a little Pizza to the mix.
Observe .
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>All these single posts
possibly
Observe.
Observe.
Observe.
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does my dog count officer?
Mods are gonna freak!
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One last time for the boys
Observe.
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Observe
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thats a big dog
I can see what I'm getting
if i get trips everyone here deletes their posts
Nice knowing you guys.
Observe...
Got them from the printers this morning, what do you think?
tfw you don't have no dubs
O
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You cannot do anything that I have not already done to myself.
This thread is terrible
>"no singles policy is in effect"
>get's singles
Observe the guy below me
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This is real life Pepe being a pimp.
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Nah, next guy though.
This is a falsehood
>4Chanfags still believe in no singles policy
test
Observe.......
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You can borrow my doubles friend
>All these posts and no doubles
'borrow'
I swear I left them around here somewhere
>2016
>people don't realize they can turn off dubs on a general with the flick of a switch
nothin' personnel kids...
You're all dumb. If you ask for dubs, you'll probably get none and wind up looking foolish.
I, on the other hand, will ask for singles, to assure myself of the victory.
Whatcha say?
*teleprots behidn u*
*turns back on dubs*
pshhhhh
there was an attempt
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nice try but check these quads
nice. check this out though
just got dubs
Dont worry i got the answer
Check em
anyone in need of some dubs here?
WITNESS ME
C H E C K E D
Witnessed
Oh fuck I'm going to die
YOUR BIG DIGITS, GIVE THEM TO ME
Observe.
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who /16.10.16/ here?
I'm embarrassed for you.
And no you can't have mine.
What level of shitposting are we on?
heh
All of you should an hero.
I actually thought this was a dubs thread at first
Not bad
check out this 8
Obverse.
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dubz for Cred Forums
This made me realize that one day all posts will start in doubles.
Those are from the same day tho
it has already happen
and it will happen again
such is the cycle of things
hey fuck you
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really makes you think
Me, me, me. Pick me.
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this post really caused deep contemplation on my part
Thanks for respecting the no singles policy
Everyone else ITT is a bad citizen and should an hero
>not owning a falcon
>to bring to the movies with you
Bruh..
>20 posts and still no gets
Cred Forums here stealing your dubs