No singles policy is now in effect

>no singles policy is now in effect

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>theater cop thinks that i'm alone
>i'm two midgets in a trenchcoat
kek

I honestly wish there existed singles only cinemas so people wouldn't look at you and laugh.

>no singles
is this a thinly veiled dubs thread

>at cinema with friend
>we buy snacks
>we sit down to watch movie
>10 mins in she says to me she's supposed to be at work
>she leaves
>i leave as well
>i leave the snacks behind

This didn't happen to me but I'm telling the story as if it did. In truth it happened to a girl whose friend I was facebook jacking off to.

stop or the mods will remove it

>no bros to share the cinema shower with

Picks of dick?

She probably does have.

It is now.

it is now

Roll

Embarassing

Beginning with this post

>you have to be 6'0 or higher to enter the cinema for movies rated pg-13 and up.

Why do you need an anvil to enjoy kino? I get the falcons, showers, and designated theater shooters, but anvils?

How the fuck are you supposed to be protected from the designated theater shooter if the theater blacksmith doesn't forge you armor? Are you daft?

It's to properly crack open your crab legs

How many chemical tanks do they really need to disinfect a theatre after the safeguard device gains sentience and views all people as a threat to the theatre?

batemans the name and doubles my game

I don't think so Allen.

you all suck

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Not with that single you got.

Check them.

Witness me senpais.

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I don't see how that is an issue.

stop being so butthurtish

>taking a shit in the theater toilet
>About to flush
>Poop scissors are gone
I took the shit from the bowl and threw it at the screen, fucking theaterjannies need to make sure niggers don't steal the scissors.

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WRONG

praise kek

also checked

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It's happening lads.

10th reply to this post will be blessed with a girlfriend

Gay here, lets start this mess.

You're never alone when you're with Kek.

CHECKED

I guess i'll check you bro

test

anyone see where i dropped my 3s

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Stand aside I don't know if this will work or not.
Oh god I'm so sorry

off by one LMAO

go ahead and check these

is this the line to check these dubs?

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consider the following:
I have been tracking this man for months
literal months
he has never hit it

>tfw my local theatre doesnt have an area for my wife's bull to shoot dice with his homies

No one cared who I was until I got this 7

>stand in line at movies
>kid named austin next to me
>starts asking me my combat level
>tells me to fight him deep wild mage bank
>dont know what that means
>???
>he stats saying 'huh? huh?'
>i-i just wanted my ticket

Fuck you austin, to this day I never got to see TDKR in theatres because of fags like you

Are you looking for these?

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checked my friend

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Wew

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John Wall is not shook

user gets up from his computer
Walks around the room
Smiles and returns to the computer to read his (You)'s

FUCK YOU I WANTED THOSE DUBS I NEED THIS MY LIFE IS FUCKING SHIT WHY CANT THAT BE ME

Observe.

Observe.

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You boys are doing it wrong.

You gotta add a little Pizza to the mix.

Observe .

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>All these single posts

possibly

Observe.

Observe.

Observe.

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does my dog count officer?

Mods are gonna freak!

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One last time for the boys

Observe.

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Observe

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thats a big dog

I can see what I'm getting

if i get trips everyone here deletes their posts

Nice knowing you guys.

Observe...

Got them from the printers this morning, what do you think?

tfw you don't have no dubs

O
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You cannot do anything that I have not already done to myself.

This thread is terrible

>"no singles policy is in effect"
>get's singles

Observe the guy below me

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This is real life Pepe being a pimp.

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Nah, next guy though.

This is a falsehood

>4Chanfags still believe in no singles policy

test

Observe.......

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You can borrow my doubles friend

>All these posts and no doubles

'borrow'

I swear I left them around here somewhere

>2016
>people don't realize they can turn off dubs on a general with the flick of a switch
nothin' personnel kids...

You're all dumb. If you ask for dubs, you'll probably get none and wind up looking foolish.
I, on the other hand, will ask for singles, to assure myself of the victory.

Whatcha say?

*teleprots behidn u*
*turns back on dubs*
pshhhhh

there was an attempt

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nice try but check these quads

nice. check this out though

just got dubs

Dont worry i got the answer

Check em

anyone in need of some dubs here?

WITNESS ME

C H E C K E D

Witnessed

Oh fuck I'm going to die

YOUR BIG DIGITS, GIVE THEM TO ME

Observe.

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who /16.10.16/ here?

I'm embarrassed for you.

And no you can't have mine.

What level of shitposting are we on?

heh

All of you should an hero.

I actually thought this was a dubs thread at first

Not bad

check out this 8

Obverse.

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dubz for Cred Forums

This made me realize that one day all posts will start in doubles.

Those are from the same day tho

it has already happen
and it will happen again
such is the cycle of things

hey fuck you

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really makes you think

Me, me, me. Pick me.

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this post really caused deep contemplation on my part

Thanks for respecting the no singles policy
Everyone else ITT is a bad citizen and should an hero

>not owning a falcon
>to bring to the movies with you

Bruh..

>20 posts and still no gets

Cred Forums here stealing your dubs