ROB ZOMBIE BTFO BY JOHN CARPENTER

>And he was too big. It wasn’t normal.
For you.

>revolutionized
not for the better
>its an auteur work
doesnt make it good

Not my fault you like shit films. How the amateur dumbass that made Halloween went on to make The Thing I will never understand. Black Christmas is better than Halloween in every way and if anything liking Halloween is more reddit-y because it's a popular, beloved film that all normies enjoy for decades and it spawned one of the biggest meme movements in film. So fuck you kike

>I thought that he took away the mystique of the story by explaining too much about [Michael Myers]

This, desu.

A big part of what made the original was basically "there's something wrong with Michael and we can't figure out what". Remake is all like "WELP WONDER NO MORE, HERE IT IS". Same with the shitty TCM remake series.

#TEAMCARP
#HALLOWEEN-3 IS BEST HALLOWEEN

HE'S PURE EVIL!
YOU CAN'T KILL EVIL!
MICHAEL IS BACK BECAUSE PAGAN GOD NEEDS FAMILY DEATH

I feel like his character has always been overexplained, unless you cut the peices out that over explain it out and say they aren't canon, which I vaguely recalled Carpenter did

>And he was too big. It wasn’t normal
>Big guy with a mask

Michael Myers = Bane confirmed. Rob Zombie is /ourguy/

JC movies better than Halloween

The Thing
Big Trouble in Little China
Escape from New York
Christine
Prince of Darkness
They Live
In the Mouth of Madness
The Fog

>no Precinct 13

spotted the pleb

>MICHAEL IS BACK BECAUSE PAGAN GOD NEEDS FAMILY DEATH

Eh, fuck Halloween 4 and onwards, really. Funny that it's kinda kinda like Hellraiser, the first two had a vision in mind, then the creator (Carpenter/Barker) lost the franchise and the people that came next pulled plot out of their ass. So only the first two should be considered as canon.

I always wondered, why did Carpenter choose to keep in that scene where Michael's mask briefly comes off?
It kind of throws off the whole feeling of him being The Shape and everything, still a fantastic film though.

He wanted to make sure blacks don't forget that we the white man are some stone cold killas

youtube.com/watch?v=p_fa8NU9slc

It's the only good part of the entire movie. We see that he is so desperate to put the mask back on because without it he is nothing. He is the mask and the mask is him and he needs it to keep killing

this. Halloween is way over rated and The Thing is his best movie.

They Live is also one of my faves because its so fun

Other than The Thing and In the Mouth of Madness, none of those movies are better than Halloween.

Also, you forgot Cigarette Burns, which is basically the only decent thing Carpenter has made this century.

At this point I'm much more interested in Rob Zombie's movies than whatever the fuck Carpenter has to say. Let him keep making his shitty synth music that no one cares about.

They Live freaks me the fuck out because it's an analogy for psychotic breakdowns.

And we root for him, a mass-murdering psychopath.

Agreed except for In The Mouth Of Madness. That movie fucking pissed me off. It had no pay-off, it was just 90 minutes of surrealism.
No it isn't.

Damn daniel

>At this point I'm much more interested in Rob Zombie's movies than whatever the fuck Carpenter has to say.
How to spot a pleb 101

The Thing is the only one you complete fucking pleb

Late Eminem is just depressing. Like, you're 40 years old. It doesn't work anymore.

Well not purposely. I doubt Carpenter had it in his mind, but it works anyways.

Rob Zombie is such a fucking tryhard faggot.

LOOK AT MUH WIFE GUIZE, SHE PUURRRDY, HYUK HYUK

*sucks Weird Al's cock*

IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS
DOWN IN THE DARKNESS
NO MORE TOMORROW
DOWN IN THE HOLLOW
I'M SEMEN SLURPING

His brother's band is better.

>Let him keep making his shitty synth music that no one cares about.

I'll fight you

youtube.com/watch?v=nUIg0Yr6pgk

Didn't he die a couple years ago?

That was wes craven

You're talking about a dude who legally changed his name to "Zombie." Intrigue isn't exactly is MO.

>Let him keep making his shitty synth music that no one cares about.
Now this is just being rude for the sake of edgyness. You are better than that.

Do you actually believe this nonsense you just spouted?

vampires is better than in the mouth of madness

no because he gets the glasses from a whole resistance group that sees the same thing and his friend sees it too after that fight scene

its officially about mass consumerism, but I think the genius is the "they" are so vague, you can pretty much fill in the blanks with whatever conspiracy theory you subscribe to.

man you are trying sooooo hard

maybe reddit would appreciate your efforts, user

lol

I've seen a lot of love for Zombie's Halloween 2. I thought the first one was serviceable.

According to Carpenter it was about Reagan-era politics. I wonder if he'd make the same film today.

I changed my mind
vampires is better than the fog by a mile

>talks about link
>doesnt post link
its like you want people to hate you

I assumed his family had it changed at Ellis Island from "Zombihacken"

yes 100%

maybe you should kill yourself

I feel sad when I think about John Carpenter, I mean my life is shit but if I were him I would be bitter.
Dude is a genius who can write, direct and even score music and yet Hollywood judenschweine snobbed him and shut down his career.
In a perfect world he would be a fucking billionaire rockstar with a couple of palme d'ors, golden globes, 6 oscars and some emmys under his belt

He's always been a one trick pony but he ran out of steam in the 90s. You can literally see his creative blocks where he goes back and revisits more successful stuff. He does have an obsession with his wife, which is probably why they're married.

The Sinister Urge really riffed off of Hellbilly Deluxe. The songs were structured a lot in the same way. They probably could have been the same album. Educated Horses was pretty bad. He tried to leave the wacky 1960s horror bmovie motif behind for a more grounded rock/metal thing. Hellbilly Deluxe 2 was him going back to the fountain again. But it fell flat. Venemous Rat did awful. I don't think there's a memorable song on the whole thing. Electric Warlock is him once again going back to his old form. It's better than his past 3 albums but only because he's doing what he does best. And he also borrows from his 90s contemporaries like Primus.

His movies work the same way. House 1000 was okay. People seem to love it but it's an average slasher horror. It's a low budget Texas Chainsaw remake. Without all the clinical boardroom treatment like Platinum Dunes' remake. Devil's Rejects was his best film period. He has is own voice, it's loud, it leaves behind some of the conventions he tends to be a slave to. The pacing is great. Then Halloween is a complete 180 from all that. It's very safe and hardly has any of his flare. Pacing is super slow and he seems afraid to depart from the original. El Superbeasto is a terrible animation. It's something Juggalos might find entertaining. There's no wit. It's just schlock. Halloween II is his second best film. It's more of his style. The pacing issues are fixed. He's willing to make the story his own. Suffers mostly from poor acting and unfocused story. Then the desperate stab at mindfuck with the ending. Lords of Salem was visually interesting but total shit everywhere else. It's like Rob discovered Kubrick and decided to make a homage in one weekend.

>implying I don't already hate myself

facebook com/JohnWasACarpenter/videos/1094421197341230/

yeah its so sad he's only a little acclaimed and only a little rich

It would be extremely painful

>it's a John Carpenter talks shit about other directors episode

The salty bitch is just mad that Cronenberg is better than him in every respect. At this point even Zombie is more relevant old bitter John Carpenter.

He's mad that he used to be pals with Cronenberg but after Cronenberg went full arthouse he stopped treating Carpenter like a buddy.

>kill yourself

Alright stop for moment it's time for some real talk. Look man I get that because you see "Anonymous" here you think it's alright to post whatever you want with no consequence but that isn't the case. Suicide is a very serious issue and there are many people here who are depressed, suggesting suicide is not only hurtful emotionally but can also result in the loss of a life. Please next time you decide to act like you're some wicked badass no one can take down think of what you type because you may end up taking someone's life away.

Thank you.

Halloween is overrated now because so many movies copied it. You have to understand slasher movies simply did not exist prior to Halloween.

But I guess redditors like yourself are a too immature to grasp the concept of movies being historically important.

Showing he just looks like a normal guy makes everything about him even creepier.

Yeah but they killed the best girl who looked so much hotter with her scars for some reason.

>You have to understand slasher movies simply did not exist prior to Halloween.
That's a lie and you know it.

Cronenberg made two good films and has lived of that his whole career. Since he has tried making "serious" films he hasn't made a single good thing.

He is a high concept Joe Dante except people don't see him for what he actually is.

wtf I love suicide now

Oh please Halloween is objectively a comfy bogeyman movie with some very creepy daytime scenes. Not to mention that theme music.

what are his only two good films?

Cosmopolis is the most advanced kino of the decade so far. End yourself. Cronenberg's early work is juvenile pornography compared to the high art masterpieces he has ascended too. Cronenberg is right to distance himself from Carpenter.

the fly (which is a remake)
and videodrome

FACT: Halloween 3 Season of the Witch is the only good Halloween movie

>Cosmopolis
which was outdone by Maps to the Stars, user.

Complete emotional coldness turned into nihilistic poetry.

I'd also add Dead Ringers, but other than that his films have been a bore, with simple philosophy and political concepts anyone can surmise for themselves.

>He said that I was very cold to him when he told me that he was going to make [Halloween]

He probably just took Carpenter's not giving a shit about any remakes to his films personally. Carpenter is infamous for allowing any of his films to be remade without so much as a producer credit or script supervision. He's old, he's paid his due, he doesn't have to give a fuck if his original properties are being tarnished. He's still getting paid for these remakes. I imagine Zombie, being a big horror fan, wanted Carpenter to show a little enthusiasm, or fervent denial to give the go-ahead. Instead he got indifference.

I love that bit in RLM's Halloween commentary, which Mike is describing how he heard the phone call between Carpenter and Zombie went "verbatim":

>He calls John Carpenter and says, "hey, this is Rob Zombie, I'm remaking your movie Halloween, and I was hoping for your blessing on the project". And John Carpenter says, "Who?"

Obviously a joke but he does go on to describe Carpenter just basically saying "do whatever you want". He genuinely doesn't give a fuck about modern Hollywood.

>ExistenZ
>History of Violence
>Eastern Promises

>a bore

I want out of this hellhole

don't be a cheeky cunt.

I said they were a bore and i meant it, stop crying and start listening.

can't hear you. too busy watching Cronenbergkino

>RedditenZ
>History of Reddit
>Reddit Promises

the first 3 are kino desu
H20 want bad either

>Same with the shitty TCM remake series.

Never saw it but what the hell is there to even explain about Leatherface? He's just a retarded cannibalistic hillbilly.

>literally what i was thinking
fuck off

>taking bait

You're retarded.

1.That's not what "analogy" means.
2. WHY WAS THERE AN ENTIRE SOCIETY THAT COULD ALSO SEE THEM
3. HOW DID HE GET KEITH TO SEE THEM
4. WHY DID THE WOMEN JOIN THEM

dead zone, dead ringers, crash are all pretty good

It's more like it's about the fact of life that history and reality are written by the victors. It's just that Carpenter was thinking of Reagan-era America specifically.

>and yet Hollywood judenschweine snobbed him and shut down his career.

Oh fuck off he ruined his own career by making shit like this.

>I'M SEMEN SLURPING
holy shit i read this in his voice lol

3 is pretty fucking bad and missing a lot of the style that made 1 and 2 so good. It's just a noble attempt and pretty ambitious compared to the industry it is technically a brother to, so it gets lionized.

While Carpenter's last few films were crap, Cronenberg didn't make any movie as good as Carpenter's best.

I think McDowell was great as Loomis.

>Why that piece of shit lied, I don’t know.
Damn son, he's really pissed about Rob stabbing him in the back. I hope Rob publicly responds, this could be a very entertaining beef.

>The Thing is his best movie
prince of darkness is his best movie

>At this point even Zombie is more relevant old bitter John Carpenter.
Come on, son. Bait is supposed to be believable. Carpenter changed horror forever and made multiple masterpieces. Zombie is a hack who keeps making the same dumb schlock over and over again.

this is exactly why I didn't give a fuck about star wars' first trilogy

>It had no pay-off, it was just 90 minutes of surrealism.
thanks for the positive review of the film
>no pay off
fucking die

No, its an analogy for the Jews.

Lords of Salem was good until the last 5 minutes where it turns into an edgy music video rhat looks like it was made in 1999.

>The salty bitch is just mad that Cronenberg is better than him in every respect.
John Carpenter didn't even shit on David Cronenberg's movies. All that happened is John tried to have dinner with David and David acted like a stuck-up prick so John said "fuck this" and stopped hanging out with him.

>At this point even Zombie is more relevant old bitter John Carpenter.
John will ALWAYS be more relevant than Rob Zombie. John has had a gigantic impact on horror and sci-fi and will be remembered long after his death, Rob will be remembered as a hick rockstar who made a terrible remake and a couple of decent flicks.

What about Naked Lunch?

>And he was too big.
For you?

You just named his two most overrated movies senpai.

David, stop posting. Your recent films are underrated but you aren't the best artist of this decade and you treated John like shit for no good reason.

Someone please edit a Bane mask onto Rob Zombie's version of Michael Myers.

I actually liked how he tried to humanize him. I prefer that over some supernatural dude.

>was lying part of your plan?
>of course!
>well, congratulations! You got yourself caught! Now what's the next step in your master plan?
>crashing this franchise... with no survivors!

Nah, it's about you-know-(((who))).

>Why that piece of shit lied, I don’t know.

LOL

But the humanization was just a bunch of white trash cliches. Instead of turning Michael into an interesting character he turned him into generic hick killer #25638.

Michaels wasn't really supernatural. That was always the ladder half of Jason's movies. It just wasn't explained why he was doing what he was doing

Isn't carpenter producing the next Halloween movie?

He stopped being human the night he killed his sister, he became a hollow shell, the shape.

I've never liked him as a singer, but that's not his tour, and it was probably hot as balls, have you seen how crazy HIS shows are?

Stop trying to force this. It won't take hold.

Every horror director, including Craven (Elm St, etc ) has been influenced by Halloween.

The movie is a Legend. Hollywood just screwed up the idea. Originally, the idea of Myers was meant to be an almost supernatural character. His background was left deliberately sparse to add to the effect. Zombie went too much into detail about him. Along with the rest of the bandwagon.

This is some serious hipster bullshit. Halloween is far better than Black Christmas, as much as I love both.
>Cronenberg's early work is juvenile pornography compared to the high art masterpieces he has ascended too.
More hipster bullshit. His older films are, in some cases, just as complex, and tackle nearly identical thematic material, but are framed in B movies rather than arthouse cinema. If any such thing as patrician taste exists, it would be his older work that requires the higher appreciation, not his more recent films, where he started shoving his intellectualism in the audience's face.

Oh, hey, I remember you from the other thread. Your opinion was just as shit as it is now.

well then your'e wrong, because there is literary merit to him as a supernatural force and there is nothing to be gained or appreciated from him being humanized

like omg thats totes cray

>If any such thing as patrician taste exists, it would be his older work that requires the higher appreciation, not his more recent films
I could kiss you user.

>no escape from LA

Carpenter is a half-blind senile old fuck. RZ never said anything of the sort.

Go to bed, rob

No point in making more Halloween now that Pleasence is gone

I feel bad for Carpenter. He lost his touch as a director, and his style of filmmaking has unfortunately gone the way of the dinosaur.

I just watched 31. Rob Zombie is a great visual director but his dialogue is god-awful. He tries to be horror's Tarantino and it's annoying listening to D-grade actors try to sell it. Richard Brake was great in it, though.

He doesn't want to make movies anymore. He wants to smoke weed and play videogames.

>Rob will be remembered as a hick rockstar who made a terrible remake and a couple of decent flicks.
>couple of decent flicks
I was with you until that last part. Every single thing the man has ever had a hand in is (white)trash.

The Devil's Rejects is superior to anything Carpenter has done

He's makin albums. Both are damn good

Devils ejects is white trash but it's effective white trash

Yeah, but DID YOU KNOW he was literally born in an abattoir? And that his first blanket was a piece of the same paper they use to wrap meat cuts? And that he grew up and worked at the same abattoir, where he made his first mask form discarded pig skin?

Fuck off. Seriously. Just fuck off.

now that's what I call shitposting.

He truly is here to do the devils work.

Freebird scene alone is more kino than anything in Halloween

This, he was the only thing that make all those sequels bearable.

Remember that time he thought he was a TCM host?

youtube.com/watch?v=BcMZyiT8huw

>The Devil's Reddits

It was fucking awful, what was he thinking making the main killer a knock off Joker?

Rob Zombie is one of the worst modern horror directors. It baffles me as to why he still gets work.

this guy is gay as hell

Because hes Rob zombie

>he's supposed to be almost supernatural
>and he was too big. It wasn't normal.

Pick one

>almost supernatural

keyword is
>almost

Prince is dead faggot

He can still be a「Big Guy」and not be supernatural

You're 12 and I fucked your dad

LET THE BODIES GIT THE FLOOR

you really like posting thus tumblr gif huh

I always wonder what happened to his left eye

If it was from tumblr it would be 3 repeating frames containing no less than 4 sentences of text with a shitty instagram filter

>mfw fagets near me think anything rob zombie has ever made is better than the thing

The Thing is boring

He was fucking 6'9" tall in it kek.

Rob Zombie is an egotistical shit sniffer who gets everything about horror absolutely wrong.

I agree that the guy us retarded, but the women joined them because she was a double agent. Did you watch the movie?

I'm pretty sure Laurie poked it with a wire hanger.

REEEEEEE GET OUT

It got poked with a wire hanger literally 15 seconds earlier.

Oh yeah. I'm surprised they actually made it look a little puffy from that, that's a nice detail.

>oh wait there's no comparison
I'll never understand faggots like you who need to make a show out of what they say online and write it like they're speaking out loud and there's some actual inflection or surprise there. Is it the same reason you feel the need to be a namefig on an anonymous image board?

it's called reddit

complete and utter trash

No love for a history of violence

Devil's Rejects is 100% pure whitetrashkino, this is an objective fact.

yeah but you're still gay as fuck dude

>John 5's face at 2:16
He's was too talented to be in that shitty band as a sub.

And yet Ghostface Killah is making extremely good albums when he's close to 50.

Eminem didn't try hard enough and kept it too safe.

>At this point I'm much more interested in Rob Zombie's movies

picky ass bitch

I would totally go see a Carpenter concert.
>theme from The Thing starts playing

>Devil's Rejects is 100% pure 2edgy4u edgelordism

FTFY

Have you seen the original Fly?

A guy gets mixed up with a fly due to a teleporter, and the similarities end there

>El Superbeasto is a terrible animation. It's something Juggalos might find entertaining.

THIS! 10231% this..

neck yourself.

>I said, ‘Make it your own movie, man. This is yours now. Don’t worry about me.’
This was story I'd always heard. When did that change?

When Rob Zombie needed sympathy views for his movie.

In reality though, he probably just got offended that an old man wasn't all chatty with him wanting to jerk him off saying oh yeah I saw House of 1000 corpses and liked it etc

Nope, it's more 2edgy4u self insertion faggotry. Ohh look at the edgelords go out in a blaze of glory just like i will when i finally pass drivers ed.

What? Every single time Zombie talked about the movie he talked about John telling him to make his own.

Mah nigga. I thought I was the only one who considered Prince of Darkness to be his best.

Could've been worse. Like when the Wachowskis went to see Alan Moore about V for Vendetta and he told them he wasn't interested in the movie, basically "do your thing, leave me out of it, don't even send me any money." Then next thing they do is put out a press release that said Alan Moore was on board and very excited about the project.

>don't even send me any money

lol he's such a faggot

maybe they confused him with grant morrison

I dont know I didnt mind Zombies take on it. People today dont buy into the supernatural or force of nature.

This guy made other movies besides the Thing? Should I watch them or just the Thing again? It was an okay movie, but not really scary and with fake looking cgi.

kill yourself

Holy f*ck my guy! You totally pwned me! Haha rekt!

go fuck yourself, in the mouth of madness is one of the greatest meta-horror films

>His brother's band is better.

whoa now lets stay calm and think about what we are saying before we post

1. Lord's Of Salem
2. The Devils Rejects
3. House Of 1000 Corpses
....
......
10. Halloween/2

White Zombie were tryhard faggots. Sub Misfits tier horror garbage melded to Rocket from the Crypt.

Texas Chainsaw Massacre was first and better.

The only good part of Rob Zombie's Halloween was JOE
GRIZZLY
BITCH
HE GONNA CUT THAT MASK RIGHT OFF YO FACE

What's his brother's band?

God, I love Rocket From The Crypt

>SHIT TASTE: The Cred Forums Post

Powerman 5000

Powerman 5000

youtube.com/watch?v=lsV500W4BHU

they followed the same shitty gimmick but were nu-metal.

if you want to understand it, it's as easy as replies like this that are entirely nonsensical and angry for no reason

I just cant help it knowing putting some text in the name field can incite such impotent anger and I've been here forever so I don't give a shit.

I would've replied sooner but I passed out from drinking since I love to blog cuz I'm a nameyfag fag fag xD

Rob zombie has never made a good movie

Probe me wrong.

protip:you cant

You think he gives John 5 too much creative control as well as his wife when it comes to his music? I thought hellbilly deluxe 2 was ok. When I heard educated horses on the radio I thought it was one of the worst songs I ever heard.

>implying Powerman aren't actually (still) good
>implying they're anywhere near as try-hard as Rob

>Probe me

Powerman 5000 did this song

youtube.com/watch?v=Qrnl71YdyRA

That makes them, to me at least, infinitely better than Rob Zombie.

He said to probe him until he's wrong. He said we can't probe him wrong.
We'll just have to probe him forever,then.

Impeccable taste, user.
Great album, too.

>implying they were ever good

these guys did Powerman better than Powerman did.
youtube.com/watch?v=V-WehSAYGxk

And on top of that they werent even the best brother band
youtube.com/watch?v=QTOKnYNI3tU

Joe Grizzly is DAT NIGGA

>Eh
Why do reddit faggots always start their posts with Eh? Are you a fucking canadian shithead?

kys faggot

fag movie for fags

It's reality.

We as society are controlled by individuals who look human but are far more alien on the inside and only want us to consume and live by their demand.
Seeing the truth is as easy as putting on a pair of shades and looking at things from a darker point of view.

Does anyone have that interview with John Carpenter on set of Halloween where he trashes all of his peers (Spielberg, Lucas, Coppola, literally everyone)? I've been trying to find it for days but it seems to have disappeared from the internet.

big if true!

I only like movies that cater to my modern sensibilities: the post

I feel exactly the same way. What a fucking disappointment.

Oh yeah, man. I really love the post ironic use of the cliche song juxtaposed with repeated slow mo gun shots rife with horrible CG blood splatter.

I want to fight him. What is he, 5'2"?

1. House of 1000 Corpses
2. Halloween
3. The Devil's Rejects
4. The Lord's of Salem
5. 31
6. Halloween II

It's 100% true. He calls them all pretentious. Other than Howard Hawks shit he honestly seems to hate movies.

big if true 4 u

the dialogue is always the worst part of his movies
he needs a co-writer

>they followed the same shitty gimmick but were nu-metal.
For one album

Zombie is an ultra vegan cuck fedoratipper.

No wonder White Zombie said he should go and fuck himself. The way he shoehorns his wife into everything is also fucking cringeworthy.

That was terrible

> It had no pay-off

You must have trouble using your brain

damn havent heard that song by adema in forever.
I bet I thought that was a lnkin park song

>At this point I'm much more interested in Rob Zombie's movies

What movies? both Lords o Salem and 31 are nothing but 90 minute snoozefests starring his talentless wife being shit at acting

>And he was too big.
Halloween fucking sucked dick both times. Film has only pulled off horror twice and I assure you neither times have anything to do with either of these hacks.

Early White Zombie is actually really good. First few EPs and the first album are all genuinely weird, noisy rock, but by Sexorcisto they started turning into kind of an alternative buttrock band, although that album is actually pretty solid too.

Why the fuck does nobody like Crash?
It's severely underrated.

>((()))

what did he mean by this

>Film has only pulled off horror twice
Alien and The Shining?

>Why the fuck does nobody like Crash?

Because the gorehounds that loved Cronenburger's earlier work didn't want to watch a depressing psychodrama where Elias Koteas fucks David Spader.

Halloween 4 was kind of meh, but damn it this scene gives me the chills. All because of Donald's acting.
youtube.com/watch?v=tn1w_9SqfwM

I don't know if Carpenter is mistaken or what, because I remember an interview with Zombie where he said pretty much what Carpenter told him. about doing his own thing.

>popularised the slasher film
no, scream was the one that popularized it

>no, scream was the one that popularized it
How old were you when Scream came out? Did you even exist?

Rob Zombie is a fucking hack all his movies are litterally the same.

It's pretty obvious a person who makes shit music will also make shit movies.

Best thing Rob Zombie has ever done. And J. Yuenger was a big part of that. Killer guitar work on this album.

The new Rob Zombie album is so awful it took Corey Feldman to knock it out for worst of the year.

I'd agree with The Shining

Carpenter is a god compared to Rob Zombie

Carpenter has notable films under his belt

Zombie has already made 6 movies and only one of them is good

No. Not to be a fat fucker but the only scary part of the shining is the old woman

>Film has only pulled off horror twice
Which two times?

He's a tall guy

John Carpenter seems like the sweetest old man in the world.

I have no problem believing Zombie is a fucking dick at all.

While Halloween is one of my least favourite Carpenter films, it's nice to read him shittalking that edgleord faggot rob zombie.

>*sucks Weird Al's cock*

I don't get it. Also Al's twice the musican than Rob Zombie.

>no, scream was the one that popularized it
lol

Who cares, Zombie's H2 is the best of the series by far, if you don't count Halloween 3.

HE HAS A CHILD ON STAGE WITH HIM WITH LON CHANEYS GIANT FACE IN THE BACKGRAOUND THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN GREEN LIGHTING FUCKING INSANE!!

>I do like JC's music though
Ever heard this one?

youtube.com/watch?v=nVLUXBKFRGs

>you share a board with people this unironically fucking new

You're right, I'm sorry.

Go........seriously but not fatally injure yourself in a very hurtful manor as long as you don't die.

>At this point I'm much more interested in Rob Zombie's movies than whatever the fuck Carpenter has to say.

John Carpenter:
>Halloween
>The Thing
>Big Trouble in Little China
>Escape From New York
>They Live
>In the Mouth of Madness
>Christine
>The Fog
>Assault on Precinct 13
Rob Zombie:
>The Devils Rejects