Tfw a modern day remake of the breakfast club would have multicultural...

>tfw a modern day remake of the breakfast club would have multicultural, multigender cast and deal with current year tumblr shit instead of timeless themes like the original movie.

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i wish they'd remake your brain to be less concerned with getting mad about things that don't exist.

>We're all pretty gay. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that's all. -Andrew 2.0

the original movie is one of the worst movies ever made, the only reason people like it is because they find the weird girl cute

>mfw they've already started work on the remake

As opposed to getting mad about threads on Cred Forums?

>one of the worst movies ever made
Reddit trying too hard to be an edgy 4channer. Literally kill yourself. Literally

Damn...that Flash Thompson is intimidating as fuck ya'll

just end it all now, my dude. you're getting lazy with your baiting and its showing.

wait are they starting Agent Venom this early? that's the only explanation I can think of for Flash's hair looking like that.

>That realization when you realize that the Ally Sheedy character in the remake will dress exactly the same as she did in the 80's version and it won't look out of place

Ally 2.0

fucking normalfags

>Making up stuff to get offended at.

It was a really shitty movie
A remake isn't needed

what is the point of that picture? more specifically, why did they bother with the arrows? They tell us nothing at all about how a person would replciated Ally's outfit.

do american schools even give students detention anymore? i thought they were expelled or sent to prison.

>tfw a modern day remake of the breakfast club would have multicultural, multigender cast

Eh, the original cast were two jews (Sheedy, Nelson), one spaniard (Estevez), irish/italian (Hall), and english/german (Ringwald), pretty multicultural, and I'm pretty sure Sheedy has always questioned her sex.

Brian would have gotten a minimum of 10 years in pound me in the ass prison for bringing the flare gun to school if he did that today.

>She'll look like the exact same character but her schtick will be that she's the "edgy alt chick with tattoos and black makeup who's weird and political"

OP was truly born in the wrong generation

>muh heritage

fucking normalfags

>the wheels on the mobility scooter are flat
Heh.

Like what would the problems of these current groups of teens even be? Why would they even be in detention? Don't they talk to kids now in a circle like in Vice Principals or something? Everyone in the original had fucked up issues with their parents and pressures of cliques and stuff but today's kids will probably talk about bullshit like society or other people putting them down and being victims of crap like that.

So, tumblr?

At the rate the industry's going I'd be surprised if we didn't see a remake within the next few years.

We're two sides of the same coin.

First off, SHH THE JEWS MIGHT HEAR

Second, no shit. World we live in requires we shove diversity into everything.

Hollywood must burn before it is reborn. Let the virus run its course.

Hollywood already did a good remake of The Breakfast Club

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I don't think anyone would watch that.

Shitty movies (with good ideas) are the only ones that NEED to be remade, so they can do them fucking RIGHT this time around.

Don't remake the good shit, remake the bad shit that could be so much better.

Look at Scarface.

As someone who watched the movie when it was 1st released, I can assure you that it had its fair share of the day's social propaganda written right into it.

>I'm here for tapping some ass

To tripfaggot. The movie sucks but the only good part of it IS the weird girl.

>subplots
>that Claire

It was made specifically for cosplayers to know what the articles of clothing are they can match with.

Don't Click

But they already made a modern-day remake of The Breakfast Club, and it was awesome.

I've been in the Homestuck fandom, I've seen worse.

Next time use a trip, retard.

that looks fucking horrible

You're fucking horrible.

>You're fucking horrible
No, I'm not a fucking jap.

>nip in middle trying to look like the hardass by wearing baggy clothes
>not making him look full yakuza
Can they do anything right?

absolutely savage banter

best Breakfast Club remake coming through

Timeless themes such as
>why does my dad want me to improve as a person and succeed in life
>I'M SO ABUSED
>why won't you just coddle me like Mr Rodgers

The one dude, guy playing Bender in that gif, he would be a perfect recast desu.

yeah he was good

See? Timeless.

who is the short pig?

The remake will fuck it up and have the jock dress more like the alt chick at the end even though the whole point of this character was to show that making an effort to fit in with people doesn't change who you are as a person.

Have you not seen zootopia?
>you're a cute little buny
>hello? only bunnies can call other bunnies cute
>oh sorry for patronizing you

Allsion > Popular slut

Any other opinion is wrong

do you like short grils?

Why is she so perfect?

My girlfriend looks and sometimes dresses like Allison. As a joke she dressed up as Makeover Allison on Halloween.

>you will never be her screw and get to buttfuck her on a regular basis
why even live

>multigender
theres only 2 my dood

>Makeover Allison

Probably the only thing I disliked about the movie.

Allison's problem was that she felt like she was being ignored in her home life by her parents. So she acts and dresses like an autist and sperg to get attention from people so that someone would actually talk to her. However, that just drives other people away and she doesn't have any friends which she admitted to. Molly Ringwald giving her the makeover was her way of connecting with Allison and getting her to open up with the outside world. Allison became a lot more approachable and she liked how easy it was for people to talk to her, but she still retained her personality as evidence by her taking Emilio Esteve's varsity letter at the end of the movie.

yeah but she's only cute in sperglord mode, at the end she's just a regular roastie

this.

it's a slap in the face of all those dumb women who dye their hair a retarded colour thinking this adds something to their character or personality.

Holy shit that's a 10/10 parody

Jesus H. Christ as soon as I saw this thread I thought of Fourze.

>the kids will think tattoos are normal casual sex is cool interracial boyfriend pegging polyamorous open relationship

Harambe?

That's true, however she looks about 10 times better when she dressed like a weirdo

A shame Faye Reagan went nuts, got addicted with the herp.

Uhmm, what did you say? I mean are you fucking kidding me?

Allison Reynolds: I don't think that from a legal standpoint what he did can be construed as rape, since I paid him.
Claire Standish: He's an adult.
Allison Reynolds: Yeah, he's married too.
Claire Standish: Do you have any idea how completely gross that is?
Allison Reynolds: Well, the first few times...
Claire Standish: The first few times? You mean you did it more than once?
Allison Reynolds: Sure.
Claire Standish: Are you crazy?
Brian Johnson: Obviously she's crazy if she's screwing a shrink.

>mfw they wouldn't get away with this dialogue today in a PG-13 remake

i'd rather fuck a girl with dyed hair than you bro

they do, but Saturday morning detentions have all but vanished, I think.

Most detnetion are served over lunch.

>I'm in charge here

Do you feel in charge?

why are there so many cucks on Cred Forums

yes please

If they made The Breakfast Club today, the kids would embody different websites instead of social cliques

>The edgy kid would spout old Cred Forums memes

christ

Someone post the copypasta from the principal replying to Brian's "essay" at the end lol

>These men are hispanic in America

What the fuck

If it was made my Anita zarcania or whatever her name was sure, but most people don't give a shit about that

>cucks

Good lord. Are you a 42 year old Trump supporter on reddit?

I watched a Breakfast Club clone on Netflix a while back, it had a horror/thriller twist. Anybody know the name of the movie I'm talking about?

>Irish and Spanish from Spain
>not a drop of new world genetics

Hispanic refers to something else.

The faculty?

No, I don't think so. I know they were in a school library for most of the movie, and there was a statue in it.
Also something about native americans.

Sounds like The Faculty.

have you ever impregnated a woman

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worst get ever

kill yourself

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cast them Cred Forums

>getting mad
Don't project :^)

>mfw those retards at Cred Forums thought the Spiderman Homecoming pic was an actual Breakfast Club remake

>tfw you'll never make friends with the qt weirdo no one likes
>tfw you'll never be a cool hacker with a qt "friend" who visits your house every day
>tfw you were homeschooled so you never got a chance to make friends like that and will always wonder what-if
>tfw you're just a NEET who had no friends as a teenager and still doesn't now

>containment board

>Bender is 2007 era Cred Forums
>Claire is Facebook
>Brian is Redit
>Allison is Tumblr

Fuck it works. What's the jock?

Honestly I'd think the same if I saw the pic without context just by the way they're posed like the original Breakfast Club poster.

>tfw wasn't homeschooled
>tfw still just a NEET who had no friends as a teenager and still doesn't now

Black and Vine or Twitter

Bodybuilding.com forums

>tfw had "friends" but they didn't even move on, just stopped seeing me
y-yay m-me

we could be friend senpai

A-at least you'll never have to wonder what-if, a-user.
>tfw closest I came to friends was some people I met at a church that I went to because I was lonely
>tfw only saw them a couple times a week for a few hours so obviously I was relatively unimportant to them but they weren't to me
>tfw haven't seen them in a year and they've likely forgotten about me
Thanks user. We can both pretend each other is Ally Sheedy.

male and female, what else babe?

Hispanic means anybody with lineage from a spanish speaking country regardless if their white or brown

Hispanic is not an official race in america

Some Hispanics in america are legit white

Well, I will give you a pass just because you are an ignorant (it's okay ;) )in this field. Let me update you with the following:
Advocate – (noun) (1) a person who actively works to end intolerance, educate others, and support social equity for a marginalized group. (verb) (2) to actively support/plea in favor of a particular cause, the action of working to end intolerance, educate others, etc.

Ally – (noun) a (typically straight- or cis-identified) person who supports, and respects for members of the LGBTQ community. While the word doesn’t necessitate action, we consider people to be active allies who take action upon this support and respect, this also indicates to others that you are an ally.

Androgyny/ous – (adj; pronounced “an-jrah-jun-ee”) (1) a gender expression that has elements of both masculinity and femininity; (2) occasionally used in place of “intersex” to describe a person with both female and male anatomy

Androsexual/Androphilic – (adj) attraction to men, males, and/or masculinity

Aromantic – (adj) is a person who experiences little or no romantic attraction to others and/or a lack of interest in forming romantic relationships.

Asexual – (adj) having a lack of (or low level of) sexual attraction to others and/or a lack of interest or desire for sex or sexual partners. Asexuality exists on a spectrum from people who experience no sexual attraction or have any desire for sex to those who experience low levels and only after significant amounts of time, many of these different places on the spectrum have their own identity labels. Another term used within the asexual community is “ace,” meaning someone who is asexual.

Bigender – (adj) a person who fluctuates between traditionally “woman” and “man” gender-based behavior and identities, identifying with both genders (and sometimes a third gender)

2/?

Bicurious – (adj) a curiosity about having attraction to people of the same gender/sex (similar to questioning).

Biological Sex – (noun) a medical term used to refer to the chromosomal, hormonal and anatomical characteristics that are used to classify an individual as female or male or intersex. Often referred to as simply “sex,” “physical sex,” “anatomical sex,” or specifically as “sex assigned [or designated] at birth.”

Biphobia – (noun) a range of negative attitudes (e.g., fear, anger, intolerance, resentment, erasure, or discomfort) that one may have/express towards bisexual individuals. Biphobia can come from and be seen within the queer community as well as straight society. Biphobic – (adj) a word used to describe an individual who harbors some elements of this range of negative attitudes towards bisexual people.

Bisexual – (adj) a person emotionally, physically, and/or sexually attracted to male/men and females/women. Other individuals may use this to indicate an attraction to individuals who identify outside of the gender binary as well and may use bisexual as a way to indicate an interest in more than one gender or sex (i.e. men and genderqueer people). This attraction does not have to be equally split or indicate a level of interest that is the same across the genders or sexes an individual may be attracted to.

Butch – (noun & adj) a person who identifies themselves as masculine, whether it be physically, mentally or emotionally. ‘Butch’ is sometimes used as a derogatory term for lesbians, but is also be claimed as an affirmative identity label.

Cisgender – (adj; pronounced “siss-jendur”) a person whose gender identity and biological sex assigned at birth align (e.g., man and male-assigned). A simple way to think about it is if a person is not trans*, they are cisgender.

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Cisnormativity – (noun) the assumption, in individuals or in institutions, that everyone is cisgender, and that cisgender identities are superior to trans* identities or people. Leads to invisibility of non-cisgender identities.

Closeted – (adj) an individual who is not open to themselves or others about their (queer) sexuality or gender identity. This may be by choice and/or for other reasons such as fear for one’s safety, peer or family rejection or disapproval and/or loss of housing, job, etc. Also known as being “in the closet.” When someone chooses to break this silence they “come out” of the closet. (See coming out)

Coming Out – (1) the process by which one accepts and/or comes to identify one’s own sexuality or gender identity (to “come out” to oneself). (2) The process by which one shares one’s sexuality or gender identity with others (to “come out” to friends, etc.).

Constellation – (noun) the arrangement or structure of a polyamorous relationship.

Cross-dresser – (noun) someone who wears clothes of another gender/sex.

Demisexual – (noun) an individual who does not experience sexual attraction unless they have formed a strong emotional connection with another individual. Often within a romantic relationship.

Drag King – (noun) someone who performs masculinity theatrically.

Drag Queen – (noun) someone who performs femininity theatrically.

Dyke – (noun) a term referring to a masculine presenting lesbian. While often used derogatorily, it can is adopted affirmatively by many lesbians (and not necessarily masculine ones) as a positive self-identity term

Emotional/Spiritual Attraction – (noun) an affinity for someone that evokes the want to engage in emotional intimate behavior (e.g., sharing, confiding, trusting, interdepending), experienced in varying degrees (from little-to-non, to intense). Often conflated with romantic attraction and sexual attraction.

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Fag(got) – (noun) derogatory term referring to a gay person, or someone perceived as queer. Occasionally used as an self-identifying affirming term by some gay men, at times in the shortened form ‘fag’.

Feminine Presenting; Masculine Presenting – (adj) a way to describe someone who expresses gender in a more feminine or masculine way, for example in their hair style, demeanor, clothing choice, or style. Not to be confused with Feminine of Center and Masculine of Center, which often includes a focus on identity as well as expression.

Feminine of Center; Masculine of Center – (adj) a word that indicates a range of terms of gender identity and gender presentation for folks who present, understand themselves, relate to others in a more feminine/masculine way. Feminine of center individuals may also identify as femme, submissive, transfeminine, or more; masculine of center individuals may also often identity as butch, stud, aggressive, boi, transmasculine, or more.

Femme – (noun & adj) someone who identifies themselves as feminine, whether it be physically, mentally or emotionally. Often used to refer to a feminine-presenting queer woman .

Fluid(ity) – (adj) generally with another term attached, like gender-fluid or fluid-sexuality, fluid(ity) describes an identity that may change or shift over time between or within the mix of the options available (e.g., man and woman, bi and straight).

And a loong etc. Hope you understand the beatiful diversity of our world. (:

You put a little too much effort in this shitpost, user.

>why would they even be in detention
I spent almost every Saturday of my last two years of high school in detention for skipping classes. I graduated four years ago, I can't imagine it would be too different now. Probably fighting or smoking on school grounds, too.
>problems
Drugs, pregnancies, people being dramatic faggots toward each other.

>>tfw had "friends" but they didn't even move on, just stopped seeing me
bruh... too close to home

>skipped classes
>still graduates

They were just mad you were highlighting a problem with American academics.

movie was all about selling out Tbh except for the nerd

I skipped something like 50 or 60 days total my senior year. I did have to do after school shit near the end of the year to ensure I'd have the credits to graduate, though.

Okay, I'll just ask again in the next Breakfast Club thread.

No, you're thinking of mestizos. Hispanic just refers to anyone from a Spanish speaking country. Mestizos used to be one the census but around the time they opened the the flood gates to third world immigration with the 1965 immigration act, is when the America government went full Orwellian and got rid of the ethnic classification of Mestizos

>you can make up all the "valuable class time" you missed by staying after school and diddling yourself

Exactly, it was a fucking joke. It was 100% worth missing the time when that's all I had to do.

>timeless
in 50 years white people wont even exist.

>porno with more men than women

you homo

>Silly joke in a kid's movie about talking animals
>Gets upset about it

Lol

/fit/

i hope you appreciate her every day user
what i wouldn't give

SHUT

THE

FUCK

UP

You could mark your age by how you felt about that movie.

8-17: Yeah! I feel your pain.
18-29: Man, those kids whined a lot.
30-40: Your parents and teachers are just trying to make sure you succeed in life. Quit whining.
40+: Leave that poor principal alone, you punks!

A tripfag would have shit opinions.

It's not a deep movie, but it's a timeless message concerning teenagers: you are not some label foisted on you, and your future is not certain. Also, for the teacher, it showed that he had failed them, and not the other way around. This was a pretty important theme of GenX.

But you're probably a Gen Y baby who didn't have some teacher/parent/authority figure constantly telling you where you need to be/how much of a fuck up you are, constantly. So for you, it's just all "lol 80's suck
Right?"' Nonsense

are you oppressed

wait, no way this is real
... please no

overrated garbage. "Oh, we're more than what we're labeled as!"

>Edgy asshole has shitty home situation
>Bully Jock has overbearing father that expects too much of him

It might've been better if the motivation behind the character's personalities wasn't the most cliche shit ever

>tfw you're so obsessed with your stormblr white supremacist bullshit, you'd be offended by the cast of a breakfast club remake, and not the fact that it's getting a shitty remake by Judd Apatow to begin with.
Priorities, people.

It depends on whether or not she went to school the next day as her regular self or her makeover self. Makeover as a means of connecting with Molly is fine, but it permanently changed her identity then that's kind of a slap in the face of her individuality.

my sides

That's the point of the film tho man. Take cliche sterotypes and explore them.

wtf am I looking at
Also aren't you missing Brian?

The whole movie was built around the topic of social justice, because it's a massive trend in american society, that heavily influences art.

>a tripfag posts an edgy contrarian opinion to get (You)s
Filtered

I guess the artist who made these forgot about him. Lets just assume he'd be a guy in glasses in a Hot Topic Captain America shirt.

there are no qt weirdo girls that no one likes, that doesn't happen irl

Literally Go Hosang