How do we feel about this?

Cred Forums doesn't give a shit. you're thinking of Cred Forums

Fun movie.

Denzel's backstory with Peter Sarsgaard was unnecessary, though.

I saw those threads. Didn't get it. Sort of the whole point of the Magnificent Seven is you're drawing all sorts of different characters together for one noble cause. Diversity is a plus.

It was even in the original Seven Samurai. Samurai were a very closed off, specific, and isolated cast during the time period, but Kurosawa still made efforts to make them as diverse as possible within those confines. There was the old guy, the shota twink, the fat funny guy, the scholar, even the crazy peasant who wasn't a samurai at all.

The Old West had black people and asian people and mexicans and native americans and whites, so it should be no reason the Magnificent Seven shouldn't be diverse. That's as stupid as complaining about black guys fighting in WWI.

I forgot there is that new invisible rating between PG-13 and R when studios want to make more money

I thought it made it more believable for him to want to help these people just so he could fuck Bogue's shit up.

Pretty surprise they killed Chris Pratt, I was certain he'd end up with the sexy nu-Bryce Dallas Howard.

I called her discount JLaw but in reality I think she's actually premium JLaw.

Wait
That wasn't Jlaw in the trailer?
Jesus she looks EXACTLY the same
fucking dumb face

it was fine.

Nah.

Name's Haley Bennett, she was in Hardcore Henry and is gonna be in The Girl On The Train

I genuinely feel like they were going for that look when they cast her because she looks just like her

she was cute and ho my that rack, but she basically had one facial expression the whole way through

Shes there to look good and get fucked by the producers not be a good actress

>implying Cred Forums isn't Cred Forums Jr.

It was a remake of The Thing just extremely autistic and worse in every way because the insane footfag who has a fetish for gratuitous violence made it.

Isn't that literally JLaw too? kek

>implying it is

Wrong movie senpai

>The Girl On The Train
Is she the one in the sex scenes or Emily Blunt? or both

Most fun I've had with a movie released this year, rare to see a movie that knows itself like this one. It's a cowboy action comedy-lite, and doesn't try to be anything more. Surprised by how good it looked, the cast and characters worked together very well, and most importantly the action was exciting and was given proper focus.

was good

expected shit

Are you me?

Yeah, this movie just felt more sure of itself than most hollywood stuff lately.

most enjoyable movie of 2016

She's much more attractive than JLaw.

jesus

Why do people like her again?

saved

I found it quite boring up until the final action scene, which was awesome. Good acting from everyone, especially that final shot of Vincent D.'s character (so many layers!), but only Ethan Hawke's character had any sort of development - and that was cliche.
>Is this your first western idiot?
If you'd like, you can take my criticism as a criticism on the genre itself. But I recall True Grit (2010) having a lot of good character moments and growth, so it is possible.

I thought her tits looked weirdly big in some shots. Like, too busty for the time period unless the girl was a prostitute. She was distractingly hot.

is that the same poster as the hateful eight

Went in expecting mediocrity, came out pleasantly surprised. A pretty good time/10. Really surprised they killed off Chris Pratt

what's going on here?

Yeah a little too pretty but hey anything for dat cleavage.

>I always been good with one eye jacks
I was so proud of Fuqua for having the balls to do that.

>asian people and mexicans and native americans
but none of them were gunslingers, as the original M7 had to specify to be faithful to the Kurosawa original.
Seriously, this concept driven remake lost all of the dramatic conceit that let you buy into the Yul Brynner film.

And it doesn't even play with it's own missteps the way old spaghetti Westerns did.
It only works as a Denzel film, whatever that is for you.

She was in Joe Dante's The Hole. Waifu since then. Casuals.

Good action flick for sure. The action sequence at the end makes the movie.

I remember watching the original with my father a long time ago and really enjoying it. So I had reservations going into this but it was entertaining. I re-watched the original today and while it is a good movie it's not as great as I remembered sadly. The score and direction are easily the best parts but some of the acting is wooden. Steve McQueen is the best actor in the movie with all his small nuances, plus he's Steve McQueen, but like the remake you've got too many big stars and it's hard to split the screen time.

They're remaking Papillion by the way. Now that's gonna be shit.

>They're remaking Papillion by the way

I agree

Loved it. Most fun I've had watching a movie this year.

I'm starting to realize that if you were to go strictly by rottentomatoes, 50-60% is usually the range between where something is rightly hated or where something is overpraised and overrated with exceptions.

There are some 95% movies I've seen this year that I didn't enjoy as much as Magnificent Seven which was sitting at 57% last I looked.

>Most fun I've had with a movie released this year
>Most fun I've had watching a movie this year

What are you guys doing in the theater?

Mostly adults (not man sized children) and older people were in my theater. That may be why it wasn't such an awful experience for me.

Just got back from it.

Very good action movie. Really dislike Chris Pratt, but he did well in this.

I agree. They were distracting in some scenes.

Goddamn she was fine.

Also I was crossing my fingers there would not be some shoe-horned romance thrown in

and there wasn't
the movie really did a lot of things right
the action was great, grounded, felt like it had weight

I'd like to be in her Joe Dante's The Hole if you are aware of my meaning

low blow

Why? He's one of the few actors who likes guns and America?

PIZZA CAN DO NO WRONG
DUSTY MESA TREE DESIGNED

I liked it.
Fun banter between character, a really fun action scene at the ending, D'onofrio slayed me everytime he opened his mouth.

What the fuck was that voice/accent supposed to be.

Probably due to getting bashed in the ear/head with a rock. He slowly gets more intelligible as the film goes on.

That opening scene cleavage.

It was excellent.

She had just lost her husband and that was her main reason for giving all her money to people willing to kill the bad guy.

Porking the first Chad she met in the way of her revenge would have made her look really bad.

It was acceptable for the genre. I wish it would have delved a bit more into each character's motivation for accepting the job, beyond just "hey, come do something insanely stupid with me" "OK".

The "I'm a super bad guy who does anything he wants, yet somehow has managed to avoid getting a bullet in his back because he's so scary" bit was overplayed and unbelievable.

Overall it was a pretty good allegory for the direction the world is heading, with the white and asian actors fighting and dying for the greater good, so the nigger, spic and feather sambo could bask in the glory of saving the day.

I watched the original before seeing this shit. Shouldn't have done that.
>nothing short of nuclear war will kill off enough plebs to make this planet right again

you'd probably be something similar if the spic or the indian had gotten Pratt's heroic death while a another white character survives but gets forgotten for most of the climax

at least you didn't see Seven Samurai that blows both movies out of water.

I enjoyed the new movie though

It was surprisingly fun and enjoyable, though it will probably be completely forgotten in a few months. Will watch the original tomorrow

JLaw would have demanded top billing and 20 million dollarydoos paycheck. Also plenty of screaming scenes to oscarbait.

Ditto. I wasn't expecting that.

The movie is passable. 6/10

If anyone wants to watch a modern balls-to-the-walls action without the kiddie gloves and essentially with the same plot, they should watch "13 Assassins".

mediocre just like everything else hollywood comes out with these days.

>asian is a knives expert

please somebody kill these writers

Good thing the natives and Asian weren't in this movie. Mexicans were Cowboys, and they needed to know how to use guns to protect their livelihood.

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I can see mexican outlaws and indians, but asians and blacks?
I'm not sure if they were part of the old west thing and what were they doing

Chinese were an important part of the Old West.

Ridiculous 6 is a parody of the name Magnificent 7

So is Hateful 8 tbqh

Decent popcorn flick. Nothing overtly stupid that made me dislike it, but nothing that blew me away, either.

By the way look at Denzel and Hawke in this movie and then go look at them in Training day. Hawke looks 55 years old and Denzel looks 40 tops in this movie. Crazy.

Who?

I just looked it up. All the white men die and all the minorities survive.

Coincidence?

Not true, the asian man dies.

>implying liberal give a fuck about asian

Noice.

Sure they do.
theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2015/12/the-food-fight-at-oberlin-college/421401/

Well Denzel would survive because that character lived in both Seven Samurai and the original Magnificent 7. And there's one other survivor each time, so take your pick.

>too busty for the time period
Were you under the impression that human beings only evolved big tits in the 20th century?

Asians are as good as whites

>his politics are good so you have to like his acting and roles
'no'

I partly agree and disagree with the article since eating good food is my passion
I don't really care for the whole "cultural appropriation" but if you advertise food as one thing and you make something completely different by substitute every goddamn ingredient and sell it then it is kinda scammy
but again, no need to make a big deal out of it, just stop eating there, who the fuck eat asian food sold at a school canteen anyway

There were a fair number of blacks who went West to try to make their living.

WE WUZ COWBOYS 'N SHIT. There were no niggers in the old west you ignoramus.

You learned everything you know from movies and television, didn't you? Stop being retarded and quit while you're ahead, there were a fair number of black cowboys.

PIZZA IS PURE kino

Kino:
Nic Pizzalatto
The Refnator
David Lynch "All Niggers"
David "Goy" Simon
Quentin Footfagino
Kung Fu Panda

Have you seen the fucking movies being released this year? It goes without saying that the bar was not set very high for cinema experiences.

thread still up?
da dada daa
youtube.com/watch?v=8XDB7GMnbUQ

Great all around.

Great performances, especially Hawke who really stands out.
Great script. Every character has a decent amount of characterization with only a few lines. Loads of clever one-liners.
Great action. Great effects.

>Paying to see a remake of a remake

I heard it's really mediocre with shitty pacing.

But it's probably a good thing because new people will be curious about the great original film and the pretty good old remake.

I think it's funny most critics tried to not compare the Ghostbusteres remake to the original. But with this movie, I watched/read like 5 reviews and 4 out of 5 used the comparison as negative.
>doesn't reach the heights of the original
>do we really need a remake of such a classic movie
don't want to dive into the whole Ghostbusters shitshow again, but I found that kinda disappointing.

Westerns always get away with more violence, just look at True Grit and Cowboys & Aliens.

Deepest trilogy...