Sup famm. Just got out of prison after a 5 year sentence. Got 8 months of house arrest. Haven't watched shit since 2010...

Yea I sold a stolen gun and some blow to an undercover cop.

what was your crime?

>>>reddit is thatta way

Yeah that'll do it

house of cards.

Its basically about the clintons.

No you don't.

Seen that shit when I was 9 famm

I kinda wish I could get house arrest desu

I've been caught dealing.

Once.

When I was 5.

>No you don't.
I don't mean the house arrest part but the fact that you haven't seen those shows yet.

I haven't played the other Dark Souls but the 3rd one is pretty good imo

Yea I fucked up bad. I'm glad to be out. Someone told me about Cred Forums when I was in prison and I've been lurking for a few days. Figured you guys would know what to watch.
What's better Netflix, Hulu , HBO go?

Hulu is best for classic/art films if that's what your after.

How did you avoid rape in the can?

I'm beginning to doubt your story now because I doubt a Cred Forums guy would ever end up in prison.

finish the 2000s and anything from the dawn of film to the early 2000s if you haven't already, then when there is NOTHING left you an start on the 2010's dogshit

was getting caught part of your plan

dont use netflix. use hulu and hbo go

netflix is a kike ponzi scheme

It was one of the perps from to catch a predator.

OZ

Don't be a bitch. Its simple but some men are just hoes.

Its not as common as you think. I never saw rape but one time a kid did get a broom shoved up his ass.

I boxed professionally before I went to prison. I can hold my own pretty well. I'm also a spic so I'm better off than any white folk that go in there.

file name proves your lies

dealing with autism maybe

This guy was in for credit fraud and was a computer wizz kid. He was in the last prison I was in which was very low security. Very quiet kid. He said he used to post nudes on Cred Forums of girls whose accounts he hacked. We had TVs in our cells but all we got was church shit PBS and some sports.
I haven't finished the sopranos or started the wire yet.

Any movies out there that are good? Someone told me to check out Sicario

I'm on someone else's phone. I don't have any phone or computer or anything.
My Lil bro has a decent amount of these frog dudes on his computer. Felt like this one was appropriate

Surprised it hasn't been said yet, but Mad Max: Fury Road is an honest to goodness masterpiece of action filmmaking.

>inb4 reddit
>inb4 cuck
>inb4 nu-male

Rectify is a great show, I think you'd like it a lot.

youtube.com/watch?v=QXifjbxZDAM

Some guys spent too much time restoring StarWars to its original glory.

>My Lil bro has a decent amount of these frog dudes on his computer. Felt like this one was appropriate

seriously man

Sicario's pretty fucking amazing.

Hell Or High Water's in theaters now, same writer. It's pretty badass.

if you like sci-fi, then Promtheus and Elysium are the best sci-fi movies released in the last 4 years.

>just got out of prison
>uses Twitter nigger speak
>filename is from a few weeks ago

stranger things

Magic Mike
Magic Mike XXL

Batman v Superman for sure.

Watch these TV shows
>The Americans
>House of Cards
>Nathan For You
>You're the Worst
>Spartacus
>Season 2 through 4 of Eastbound and Down

All of these shows are quality.

You just got out incarceration, don't play dark souls.

underrated

>Watch Feldman twerk

Hulu is losing Criterion sometime this fall.

they wouldnt let you post pepe on probation if that was true

kill
your
self

>uses Twitter nigger speak

people were talking like that when i was in high school in the early 2000's. That doesn't mean Op isn't probably just shitposting but you are an underage faggot

>inb4 Meet the Millers meme

Watch these movies
>Nightcrawler
>Sicario
>The Master
>The Tree of Life
>The Skin I Live In
>The Ghost Writer (this one may have come out before you got locked up idk but it's a great movie)
>Argo
>Gone Girl
>Tangerine

>implying prison isn't a haven of nigger speak

That dancing, do you reckon he does it for the money or he's just addicted to the spotlight?

OP I hope you keep it in the straight and narrow. I would reccommend Gilmore Girls just so you can enjoy the mother long enough to see the daughter turn into a top hottie. Also it's a very good depiction of females (being independent doesn't mean they can't be total bitches or make mistakes) good show all around

>les miserables
>tucker and dale vs evil
>jurassic world
>cabin in the woods
>guardians of the galaxy
>argo
>paul
>ted
there are fun movies

You can leave prison, but you can never leave us now.
You're here forever.

Lurk moar. Stop posting, faggot.

Mad Men
Eastbound and Down
The Leftovers
The Americans

Buy a CCR greatest hits album.
Listen to
> It ain't me
> Some folks are born
> Red White & Blue
> Silver spoon in hand
> Made to wave the flag

It'll be like you never went aay.

>>les miserables
>fun

Justified.
Prepare to get comfy.

Watch True Detective and The Dark Knight Rises so you can Banepost with us.

Also: The Revenant, As above so below, American Sniper, 13 hours, Look who's back (a hitler comedy), The world's end (cornetto trilogy).

>>Nightcrawler
>tfw I just finished watching this
>hadn't even heard of it when it came out, or even at all before today
>tfw it's easily 9/10

>>tucker and dale vs evil
THISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHIS

>>tfw it's easily 9/10
Spot on.
I was lucky to catch it in a two dollar theater. So atmospheric and Jake should've been nominated.

Jake is best playing autists and weirdos like in Prisoners and obv Zodiac.

Play bloodborne instead. You can skip 3 & 2

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You're a liar and a nigger

more like a scholar and a gentlemen

>Not posting the greatest 2012 movie
The fuck happen to this board? Op you're in for a treat.

watch nightcrawler

it's a masterpiece don't listen to what anyone else says

OH FUCK GUYS HE JUST TOLD SOMEONE TO KILL HIMSELF DON'T FUCK WITH THIS DUDE HE'S CUHRAAAAAZY WITH A CAPITAL C!

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Drive.

He's moved on to vidya, user.

how long is his sentence anyways?