Why has 2016 been so shit for movies? The only good movies I can think of are The Witch and The Nice Guys...

Why has 2016 been so shit for movies? The only good movies I can think of are The Witch and The Nice Guys. Were there any others?

Is the VVitch a meme? Evethingnive read about it says it isn't really a horror and more just a family drama.

>Green Room
>Midnight Special
>Everybody Wants Some!
>Hunt For The Wilderpeople
>Don't Think Twice
>The Lobster

might be due to the fact that you're a pleb

here:

Mia Madre
Indignation
Sully
Cemetery of Splendor
Louder Than Bombs
The Shallows
Kate Plays Christine

and there are plenty more to come too

It's both. The family drama isn't the typically annoying sort though and the child actors are actually good.

AHAHAHAHA still trying to spam your SJW crap, fuck off and spread AIDS some more, you massive faaaaag

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Samefag.

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How the hell is the witch sjw

Nope

Todd Solondz is fucking awful.

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It's feminist shit.

all shit

What the fuck is this bollocks?

whats bollocks

>ripping into the new movies by Weerasethakul, Linklater, Greene, Trier, and Moretti

stay pleb baby

I doubt you've even seen any of them

Was interested in the Witch but I checked and the lead is 20. blz no catfish

Hahaha what the fuck is this shit

Don't Breathe
The Neon Demon
Hail, Caesar!
10 Colverfield Lane
Swiss Army Man

I haven't watched a whole lot of movies this year but I enjoyed these ones.

It's some SJW crap

who dis

OP is just being dumb but that's not a great list to convince him otherwise man. Don't Breathe and Neon Demon were gigantic pieces of shit.

Hail Caesar was good though

>hail caesar
absolute trash that you wouldnt have mentioned if it didnt have the coen bros name one it

Seriously the nice guys was shit. I really wanted to like it but it was so, so bad.

The Neon Demon is a great film. Hail Caesar was the usual Coen smirk that makes me glad to think of 6 million dead.

That scene looks like bollocks, m8.

>Hot wench coming out of a cave/hole and then suddenly turning all spoopy

Yeah it looks like complete nonsense. I'll give it a pass.

>10 Cloverfield Lane
Nigga it has felt like a whole year since that movie came out...

OP here. Hail Caesar was just okay. The Coen brothers have done better

hell or high water

Like I said I haven't watched a lot of movies that came out this year so I can understand that my list isn't "great." Though in the end it's all opinion.

Doesn't matter to me whether it was the Coen brothers or not. I liked it for what it was.

The reason I have to conclude that this is 'some weak-arse shit', is that what happens at the end of the scene isn't as disturbing as it would have been to just let it play straight with the temptress visibly tongue-kissing the turnip-faced boy. A rule of horror: if what you show me isn't scarier than what I can imagine, don't show me it.

David Ayer's Cut of Suicide Squad.

But of course we will never see that and instead be left with the watered down pop version of the WB cut

Reading the synopsis for The Witch. How much better it would have been directed by Jess Franco instead of this fucking My Dinner with Andre milkytoast.

This is a thread for films you've seen.

And which existed.

Ayer's cut of Suicide Squad is a myth.

THE NEON DEMON

"Just okay" is giving it too much credit. Josh Brolin is the only good thing about it, the rest is mostly dogshit.

Green room was alright
Lobster was pretty good
If you're really into stylized visuals then Neon Demon should be enjoyable for you

>If you're really into stylized visuals then Neon Demon should be enjoyable for you
I couldn't get into it even though I enjoyed Drive.

>Green room was alright
>Lobster was pretty good
>If you're really into stylized visuals then Neon Demon should be enjoyable for you
how can anyone like this shit?

Swiss army man

Kill yourself pleb

Someone's a little mad.

Green Room, the VVitch were both pretty bad films.

>>Midnight Special
holy fucking shit that was awful, watched it last night

It's more of a thriller/suspense movie than pure horror.
There really aren't any "scary" moments, but the amazing atmosphere and the story work great together.

>any movie with a woman in it is feminist
Cred Forums confirmed for watching only gay porn

Just a shit tier commentary on nature of religion.

Sarah Stephens

Was it rape?

BLACK PHILLIP BLACK PHILLIP

How didnt he become a successful meme?

Hell or high water was pretty good.

Love and Friendship.
Sing Street.

It would have years ago. Now Cred Forums is full of plebs who only care about capeshit or cucking

I love Swiss Army Man because it's a warning about being around people that enable your weird degenerate behavior disguised as a movie praising the strength of being different and owning it.

Most critics didn't get it

Zootopia was pretty good.

Zootopia, Jungle Book, Civil War, Popstar, 10 Cloverfield Lane, Kung Fu Panda 3 are all very enjoyable. Deadpool was decent.

wow thanks for the really insightful rebuttal there pleb

It was pleb as fuck film though

also Hymyilevä Mies & Evolution.