ITT: Terrible movies Cred Forums convinced you to watch

ITT: Terrible movies Cred Forums convinced you to watch.

Starts out ok, went to shit by the end.

>the scene of the girl getting gang banged got cut out

ruined the movie for me

Tokyo Story. It's not terrible, but it was by far the most boring movie I've ever saw. Even Andrei Rublev was more fun than that.

if she gets DP'd do both guys get a demon?

this but citizen kane for me

Huh, I went in thinking it was shit and left the theater thinking it was something great

Upstream Color
Anything by Terence Malick

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Green room is so fucking mediocre holy shit
>woah but le arm i almost fainted

Sicario I definitely don't see the appeal.

THIS.
this too

Cred Forums recommending Malik films is the equivalent of Cred Forums telling people to delete system32. It's that bad of a meme now and tryhard newfags wanting to be "patrician" will fall for it everytime and waste 2 hours on The tree of life wondering what the fuck happened and why dinosaurs were in it.
Best meme ever really

lol fucking pleb

Sure is plebby in here.

This is one of the best goddamn movies I've ever seen.

her silhouette makes me want to fuck her

>falling for obvious shilling

It's your fault really.

Yes.

>ITT: plebs shitting out their horrible opinions into the internet

What if it's just hands stuff but she squirts all over him?

I knew this wasn't that great.
I just watched it for the qt.

You didnt see the deleted scenes, did you?

Short answer? Yes

Nope. Where can i watch them?

Its a hidden feature on the DVD menu, I forget how you get to it but its with pressing direction buttons right.

You see them address:
>Handjobs
>Blowjobs
>Titjobs
>Anal (hilarious rules there)
>Virgins
>Giving birth (the act, not the kink)
Long scene, would have totally broke the flow of the movie even if it did deserve to be in there instead of leaving it to imagination and cancerous internet fan theory.

Hey guys im a spider lol

First and only tip, never listen to the fedora faggots on this board.

Did she really get gang banged on that boat?

How am I supposed to root for a whore?

she just wanted the evil to be fucked out of her. she's a pure girl.

You don't. Whores get what they deserve. Suggest some movies where it happens. You cant because world media is based on glorifying whores!!!!

If she enjoyed even a second of getting gang banged, she wanted to do it anyway.

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look whos talking Mr saint.

No hymen, no diamond.

That's the law of the land, my friend.

shoo spider! SHOOOOOO

The Babadook
The VVitch
Lake Mungo
Frank
Her
Persona

Hardcore Henry
Magica Madoka
BvS

This. Bitches better not be riding bikes or horses (the ultimate stealth whore "hobby").

Not kidding.

The Big Short

>those satan trips
>this topic
i-i gotta go

the pest

ok, except for persona

This was complete style over substance

Only funny thing jim carey ever did was give his wife lots of stds causing her suicide

What if you rape the demon? Will it an hero?

All good movies

Cred Forums convinces me of nothing because I don't depend on it as a community of people to belong to

Never even heard of this movie, just checked it out. I actually loved it, there were literally no jump scares and there were legitimately creepy scenes. My only complaint is that there could have been more witchery. A lot of the dialogue felt filler or it just dragged, especially the religeous stuff. The fact that they are all devout is established early on, I didn't feel like they needed to keep mentioning it. I would've rather seen more shit with the witch, like the goats freaking out or more woodland stuff.

Other than that, honest 10/10 and I got a good kek when the crow was fucking that girl's mammary glands up.

The Babadook was the most annoying movie ever.

saw it, creepy as fuck at first then it started to cave in on itself

t. homo assbandit