YYEAAAHHHH edition
Hansen vs Predator - next episode Wednesday Sept 28
Episode 1:
youtube.com
Episode 2:
youtube.com
Episode 3:
youtube.com
HvP convictions so far
tetradcore.com
All original To Catch a Predator episodes:
drive.google.com
What is entrapment?
justice.gov
Other urls found in this thread:
youtube.com
tetradcore.com
youtube.com
watch2gether.com
ratemds.com
linkedin.com
youtube.com
youtu.be
dailymotion.com
youtu.be
twitter.com
what no way
I don't want your cookie
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Hey boo.
I can't believe you fags get off on watching your fellow citizens getting snared in an entrapment scheme. These aren't actors, this is real life
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Welcome to Cred Forums. A website with a long and illustrious history of reveling in the torture of the legitimately mentally retarded.
>These aren't actors, this is real life
that makes it even better
>there are literally pedo sympathizers in these threads
>they're probably Italian public masturbators
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Post webms.
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So the decoy age in the stings is around 8-10 years old?
>it's another pedo-poster gets triggered episode
i hate these reruns
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11-12. The earlier ones went as old as 15.
>I don't have a last name
>11
really? On the show or just perverted justice?
Has based Chris every been really aggressive right from the start? I would love to see him burst out and just start shouting shit like WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE JOSH WE ALL KNOW WHAT YOU'RE FUCKING DOING IVE GOT YOUR TEXTS RIGHT HERE YOU SICK MOTHERFUCKER SHE'S LIKE 10 AND YOU BROUGHT MIKES HARD LEMONADE WHO DRINKS THAT SHIT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
I could definitely say 100% they used 12. I don't recall an 11 exactly, still rewatching.
The closest was when he approached this guy out in the street on the second time he got caught (in less than 24 hours)
>I HAVE BEEN ON TELEVISION FOR TWENTY FOUR YEARS
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>tfw i don't even want this cookie
DUDE ENTRAPMENT LMAO
*gets v&*
>John Connecticut
In the Long Beach episode, they only did it once
>whatever you lose your virginity to that is your baseline for sexy for the rest of your life
Really makes you think
The ghille suits make me kek everytim
remember user, he's not a retard, he's a genius
(probably the same fag who has a hissy fit about muh entrapment in every thread)
>treecop
lol
I wish the cops would get crazier and crazier combat gear every time. Like just starts using net guns and rappelling down the sides of buildings
>remember user, he's not a retard, he's a genius
No I'm unironically agreeing with it.
>tfw lost it to an always thirsty nympho
So that's once in all these episodes for 11.
How often did they do 12?
they only claimed to be 11 once
12 and 13 are the most common
14 is used occasionally
15 is rarely used
>If you have nothing else to say, you're obviously free to walk out the door you came in
>No I'm unironically agreeing with it.
well that's kind of sad
>got drunk and lost it to fellow virgin 7/10 who '''''''took advantage''''''' of the situation
this is not my baseline, but everyone's different
still a shit excuse in his case though
I want cops in thermoptic camo like its ghost in the shell or something.
Now im sad
Where are the new episodes, same three ones been posted all week
he wanted to shave a child's pussy, among other, creepier shit user
he deserved not only what he got, but everything prior to that, the geriatric looking palsy having cunt
fuck sympathizers
What does it matter?
THE DECOY ISN'T ACTUALLY UNDERAGE.
Not the Retarded Justice chat room trolls. Not the actress the victim comes to meet. There's no actual crime being committed here
Some guys should just be taken into a mental facility discretely and spared because this fake 14 year old is obviously the only girl who's shown any interest in him. Some of these guys should go to jail but that guy just makes me feel bad for him
tuesday is number four i think
i hope it's the cowboy in a trench coat, that shit is going to be fucking hilarious i just know it
He also wanted to go down on her while she was on her period and plow an 8 year old
Except for the crime that is being committed, obviously.
>Hi boo
Holy fuck, Chris is the king of banter
I'm not. He provided a great interview with chris and the police investigator. Pure gold.
Believe it or not, he's a divorcee - his ex-wife probably found his child porn stash and said "fuck that"
I'm just gettin all pedantic about calling people lusting after jailbait "pedophiles."
>people will unironically defend this and say "it's a mental illness, and he was LOONNEEEELLLLYYYYY" because they clearly identify with him
>mfw they're on equal footing with some of the worst persona non grata society has to offer & these threads are the only place where they can vent their gross nature with the only people treating them with the utter contempt and disgust they'd be reviled for irl are faceless anons who just bully the shit out of them and mock their existence
>mfw they still can't handle the quips
So they convicted him for child porn?
Yes, 8 years along with the 5 he got from TCAP.
most of these guys HAD girlfriends prior to getting tripped up here, and some of them were half decent looking
now they're someone else's girlfriend
it's like pottery
>rich trying to hold on to his gym after ex-wife takes everything
Here's a response. I hope you feel validated.
>no retort, just mad
>have a le (You) meme :DD
wew
>mfw they get jailed for crazy sentences like 8 years
Mind. Blown. I thought they were gonna give them meme sentences like 300 hours of volunteering, 2 months in jail etc.
The freakiest motherfucker by far.
Eh, understandable. Its not like he was going to get any attention from any real person, ever.
>he divorce!!
that just makes it worse, not better.
Not only did he want to fuck the decoys sister, he wanted to get the decoy drunk and fuck her real hard and have her in pain the next day.
pretty sure it's dialed down to 3 with good behavior or some shit, not that they don't deserve to have the key tossed
he was dumb enough to think a child would have ANY interest in him, even if he wasn't some disabled sack of shit
fuck him
How is it freaky to get crazy excited by the prospect of having sex for the first time in decades with something that never even looked at you when you were a teenager?
yea lol i noe des retards should just stay cynical like you and me
lol they had hope! lol!!
>How is it freaky
spotted the virgin with zero self awareness, how long before you're taking a seat? LOL
It depends on the state, a lot of the predators caught in California never served time. they got trash pick up, probation and marked a sex offender for life. Only guy that's currently still serving time is jean pierre wehry, he got 50 to life because of california three strike law.
yes, questioning how his behavior is "freaky" means I regularly masturbate in public.
yes, user, im sorry, but looking at a man masturbating in the living room of a house with only a 13 year old girl in it, one he intends to fuck, and asking "what's wrong with this?" is fucking weird and indicates some level of moral apathy towards shit like this.
i wouldnt be surprised if you actually do masturbate in public. not accusing you, just saying i wouldnt be surprised.
nah, he probably should have necked himself a long time ago, from the sound of it and your regular MUH PITY posts, you should do the same
wouldn't surprise me at all
i'd love to stick around and continue to shit all over you silly pedophiles and your daily CRY IT OUT sessions, but i've got business elsewhere
pls don't let the bants hurt you too much, it's just cyber bullying anons, it could literally be much worse ;^)
If you attempt to shoot someone, and your target happens to be a dummy to trick you, it's still a crime to try and murder someone you dumb fuck. You had no idea it was a switcharoo, and you were gonna follow through with it, so obviously your intent was maligned. That is certainly illegal. It's also illegal to build bombs in your house, even if you haven't detonated it in a government building
>There's no actual crime being committed here
go to tetradcore.com
Look at the crimes they were convicted of
Google those crimes to learn their elements
Sarah only got 5%
wait wait wait wait
Did Chris say that? All this time I thought it was worm who said that
I WAS JUST GETTING SOMETHING TO EAT
>it's a good pain ya know
>entrapment
>messages decoys themselves
>choose to send sexual messages to underage kids
Why are pedos so delusional?
>messages decoys
>messages to underage kids
So are they messaging decoys or underage kids?
The pedos are sending messages to underage kids faggot.
>tfw I'm eating cookie's while watching this
>The pedos are sending messages to underage kids
They sure are.
And the victims we see paraded around on this show are messaging DECOYS
>on this show are messaging DECOYS
Yes. See tetradcore.com
these guys should just suicide by cop, like pretend to pull out a gun while walking out or something
sauce for pic
Everyone, get the fuck in here!
>he doesn't think people getting their lives ruined is funny
You're too normal for this place.
>These aren't actors,
Half of them are actors
They only caught one actor
Is Ms. Vagina thinking about Mr. Penis? What is she thinking?
>ywn be verbally abused by Hansen-sama
ratemds.com
>I was stung by a bee a few months ago. It was so bad I needed surgery to reduce the swelling and remove the stinger. Dr. Wolin did a fantastic job. I even heard the nurse jokingly say that Dr. Wolin has a knack for sting operations.
>tfw he was in Godzilla '98 and Pearl Harbor
>HvP convictions so far
damn this nigga turned into a 8/10 alpha chad in the couple months he was in jail
You are either a pedophile or this is B8
this guy was the worst, i swear
i've never seen someone with such a natural serial killer look to them in my life, the way his eyes were darting around the room, how he offered the decoy a hug, it was all just so uncomfortable
if they simply judged these pricks on their appearance/manners alone & let that be the gauge for how long they needed to be put away, this fucking guy would have gotten multiple life sentences
Oh my CAWD
linkedin.com
>Oakland Children's Hospital
>2007
>he got caught in 2006
nah, that's the soulless look of a man who has taken it in the ass multiple times since incarceration and decided his best bet was to simply give in to prison life, and try to make the time pass faster
that theroux doc on prison life is actually quite informative in regards to that
I meant 2009 but still
Who /based shaman/ here?
probably got a stable of bitches calling him "boo"
They didn't mention it in the show but he had a crack pipe on him when he was arrested so he definitely on something during the interview, gotta love the HD era. showing his sweat pouring down his face.
i believe it, he looked like he was on something
also very yes to the HD era, every one of these creeps were leaking from every pore once handsome was in the room, seeing it in real time is a fucking ball
even it'll just be pic related
Got the vid?
I was at work the last time it was posted and I didn't save it.
this fucking guy, just thought she was going to drop her panties over some goddamn snacks lol, almost as bad as killkit showing up in that "support our troops" shirt like a little kid is going to be all hot and bothered by some da ptsd made me did it creep
His name is Lorne Armstrong, just search on youtube and you'll find plenty. He is probably the most documented predator in part because he tried to sue NBC and a lot of his personal info was revealed from that lawsuit
Get in here and watch old school TACP with us
seems like the kind of thing they would have loved to mention on the show, why didnt they?
and how did you find out?
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>Durr I dunno
>ohhhh no
>oh no
the initial set in of the fuck up is almost always the best part, and chris almost always nails it with some fucking based quipping like hey boo
>Ben and Jerry's Funky Monkey
how hard did the decoy laugh when they wrote that?
being a decoy for TCAP must be a lot of fun
I mean the extended interrogation video specifically.
was the first result on youtube, disregard me.
Thanks
>dude starts crying while chris is reading the transcript
>"what's up with that"
>can't tell if he's talking about the retard-tier pickup lines this fool tried to lure the decoy with, or how pathetic this grown man looks crying because he got caught trying to fuck a kid
my fucking sideeessss
So if the hooker turns out to be a cop is it entrapment?
No? So why do we have this discussion in every thread?
>you want me to go out and get my stuff?
>no that's okay
because there are always one or two autists who genuinely don't understand the law, and one or two others of the same variety who think pretending to be retarded is somehow a great deal different from actually being retarded
also, fyi: you've likely just encouraged one or more of said posters to show how truly mentally challenged they are, which means this thread is probably going to devolve into more muh entrapment bullshit instead of just laughing at these pieces of shit getting wrecked, gg
#freepapi
>I MUST GO SHOPPING
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>scroll up a bit
>no mention of entrapment or law for a while
You bored and trying to bait someone?
Allow me to play double's advocate here, because assumptions like these are a dozen on a dime.
The argument for entraptment can be made because most of these cases are thrown out for these vary reason. In texas none of these people got charged and judges and lawmakers saw this and threw all the cases out even though they thought they should be punished.
Do you think you're more educated then they are? These people are well versed in law and understand that it's entraptment, this may not be morally correct by your standards, but the law doesn't always abide by arbitrary standards that deal with morality. This new show will be no different.
He is so emaciated
God damn it its been years, but I can't help but fucking lose my shit every time I hear Chris Hansen say "Hambubger"
>tfw no more milf cop
Please come back in a future episode
>get invited to a house for sex
>LOL WHYS HE TOCHING HIMSELF HOW FREAKY
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What fucking episode is Hambubger in
>will be no different
But it already is, you mong, these people are currently in prison.
They haven't gone to trial though.
OY VEY
And this is just what goes on in the blue boards
Pussy
Thank you
>...i like rape
they're not really pedos though, they were lured by a 19 year old actress who posted 19 year old photos of herself and the only thing that counts as pedo is that she lied about her age
Nigger yes they have, you can find their court and sentencing information online.
>19 year old actress who posted 19 year old photos of herself
They use real pictures of 12 / 13 year olds for the profile pictures you idiot.
>19 year old photos
'no'
prove it
They've said it several episodes.
>BUT WHAT IF THEY'RE LE LYING :^)
>they said it
So you've never seen the images.
>the only thing that counts as pedo is that she lied about her age
how is that not enough? a photo doesn't show brain development
also 13 is not pedo, but that's besides the point
legally it is enough.
But hey, that's what happens when emotional people write laws about emotional situations.
They've shown the images with the faces blurred out to protect their identity.
Keep being a tinfoil hat pedo sympathiser though.
So what you're saying is, you haven't seen the images.
Let me rephrase that: why shouldn't it be enough?
Because there's no way to argue there's an actual victim in such an instance.
What meme are you trying to force?
If they used actual pictures of 19 year olds girls for the profile pictures then the cases would fall through.
It isn't entrapment, the pedos make the initial contact and sexual discussion.
>but how do you know they xD
apparently you haven't because they've used dateline employees old photos before and didn't blur the image
Do we really have to go through this again? The intent of the perpetrator is more than clear. See also:
So because their intent is to have sex with young girls who look fully mature and act slutty and are soaking wet for fat greasy old man cock, they're predators who deserve to be put in jail.
That's like a lion who will only eat neon green deer who walk directly into it's mouth.
And mang, I didn't want to go here again, but hey. You're bored. I'm bored. You're quite dumb, but its fun watching you retreat from arguments, I guess.
So, what you're saying is, you've never seen the images.
RIP.
>it's a Cred Forums thinks they know the law better than the actual people who enforce it episode
Why do they blur his mouth and crotch?
Does he literally start jacking it there?
the heck?
To make it look creepier, of course.
Yes, because they're adults with the intent to have sex with children, they're predators who deserve to be put in jail.
The part about "...look fully mature and act slutty and are soaking wet for fat greasy old man cock..." is just your fantasy
guess you didn't watch the show
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Believe it or not that's hambubger on his death bed. Got it from the daughter herself.
So you're trying to argue the decoys don't play the role of a young girl who looks fully mature and acts slutty and is just gushing for old man cock?
I mean, you can if you want, but pretty much every episode serves as evidence to prove you wrong. But I guess you know that. Hence your effort to make the argument look stupid, rather than address it.
The point being, though, if their intent is to have sex with something that does not exist for any number of reasons, how can you argue there is even a possible victim?
>People still replying to the same old bait in Hansen threads
i just can't resist hearing the new mental gymnastics they invent every time
Why do you pretend you're not baiting?
well that's pretty harsh
The crime happens in the chatroom, where they use pictures of 12/13-year-olds.
Feel free back up your claim that the girl "looks fully mature".
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We're still waiting on any sort of evidence the pictures are of "kids." So that's on the table.
Not to mention the argument is about the nature of the criminal statute. Who is it protecting? For in this application all it is protecting are hot slutty 13 year olds lusting for old man cock. For even if the decoys are posting school photos from a yearbook, the targets are still sending their real pictures and real information and the decoys are still playing the role of a little girl lusting after some old man cock.
I think it'd be creepier if they didn't pixellate him
If you had a "hot slutty 13 year olds lusting for old man cock", wouldn't you want her to be protected from actual old man cock?
I know these are beta men trying to be manipulative, but I'm surprised none of these guys immediately started feeling up the decoys they send out to them and passing it up as "hey babe" alpha behavior.
At least none I've seen as of yet.
If I had a hot slutty 13 year old lusting after old man cock I've either completely failed as a parent, in an inadvertent fashion, or I have been fucking the shit out of that for years.
Either way, such things don't pop into existence for no reason, in the sense the law has already completely failed to protect our hypothetical unicorn victim.
>traveled more than 5 hours
Not if he wasn't doing much of anything at all.
see
They try sometimes. The decoy actually has to run away from people in New Jersey and Kentucky
see
Someone also apparently wanted to fuck this
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Why is it the laws fault for shitty parenting?
Oh boy, I never waste a load!
What was he talking about prior?
>pimp cane
>pimp walk
>dont give a fuck
>expert seduction skills
>used panty fetish
why should we feel sorry for him again?
Cleaning...it doesn't matter what you were talking about prior to it, you're asking him something sexually exploit, correct?
Damn he got fat
>agree to meet to fuck someone
>give them the most beta hug as the start up
Loser indeed
>PT Cruiser and bluetooth headset, so the bitch know you got money
So we're not talking about the laws protecting children anymore. Because you can't argue that point at all. Gotcha.
>watch2gether.com
bumping this
If these people had game they wouldn't be jumping at the chance to drive five hours to fuck anyone.
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this is not how normal people interpret this situation
>a cerebral palsy having faggot has had a wife and previous girlfriends and had sex with a minor previously and had plunged his penis in pussies possibly thousands of times while I am a fucking virgin
How is this fucking fair?
kinda says more about you than it does about fairness.
You'd think he'd learn after getting busted for fucking kids once.
But 3 times... lol.
I'd go full pedo on that fucking ass.
I guess acting alpha and not being beta helps.
I'm not socially awkward, I'm not fat, and I'm not ugly.
Even people with CP or disabilities have more chances than me because they actually engage in conversation.
Doctor Pavel?
if you like left, you are pedo.
Pretty much. You don't even have to act all alpha but just engaging in conversation will increase your chances.
is that a girl cop?
entrapment. you could've chosen a more attractive woman and an uglier flatter girl.
Rolling for a 9
tits = not pedo ;)
I was bored.
love you /hansen/
God damn dude, if they used the girl on the left for a decoy noone would be posting on Cred Forums right now.
Would fucking smash.
Nothing! I said nothing!
who is this pubic hair connoiseur?
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PEPE
I love shows that expose the bottom dregs of society. Makes me feel better about myself. Is there anything else like this?
As hyped as I am that TCAP is back, I'm scared about one thing. That one pedo will come with a gun, and shoot Hansen, or, another pedo will shoot himself, then the show will obviously get canned, again.
If I remember correctly he was one of the only ones never charged with anything not even probation because all he talked about was eating cookies and going to the beach, creepy things to do with a 13 year old stranger but not illegal.
>that guy continued to teach kids for over a week before they actually arrested him
Pretty fucked up tbqh
does the murrican entertainment industry not have an ethics board or something?
i like how every batch has at least one guy that is kinda good looking and therefore has good chance at getting pussy. just goes to show that it's about underage pussy/boipussy and not just because they cant get any and are desperate.
This has to be one of you niggas.
>ambrosio
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>Vincent Ambrosio, 20, Wappingers Falls, NY
>20
Kek.