What does this feel like?

What does this feel like?

Salty milk and poop

a cry for attention
go ask on Cred Forums, they'll give you all the attention you want

Not nice I imagine. I went to proctologist a few times and even shoving one finger up my bum felt very uncomfortable.

this desu

oh porn posted on a worksafe board

ha

that's funny

I'm a 5'4" 115lb man. I've been fucked by a 6'4" 220lb guy before with a fairly large dick

It really hurts. Porn glamorizes it too much.

Like having a dick up your ass.

How old are you?

Like pooping in reverse

thanks, i just got fired

asshole

feels fantastic if you ease into it, don't just get to the fucking, especially if you're new to it

Like taking a shit after holding it in for a few hours

WTF I JUST GOT PROMOTED

This desu. We're the same height but I weigh a little bit more. Nature made me a bottom, god fucking dammit

I know this is bait but It's your own dumb ass fault for browsing Cred Forums at work.

>expecting anything more from a child porn spammer

Post pics of your twink feet pls

that's cause you didn't prepare your anus properly.

alright so here's my theory as to why americans are obsessed with anal, poop and shit:

As we all know, circumcision drastically reduces the sensibility of the penis. Since they're unable to enjoy vaginal sex fully, they prefer anal because otherwise they can't feel anything.

>i know this is bait
>but here's a serious reply anyway

Autism

A lot of Americans aren't even circumcised

Not a faggot but I've always wondered how it feels to have a dick in my ass, I bet it feels comfy.

My cut penis is very sensible, thank you very much

vibrator

I don't want a dick in my butt, but I really want to suck a nice big one. Looks like fun.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

Do you moisturize? Mine is pretty dry 2bh.

murricans on suicide watch

It feels pretty gay, desu.

The giver looks like danny d.
Does he make gay porn too?

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>he thinks an American is the porn spammer

it's an australian m8

>Nature made me a bottom

What do you mean?

my favorite kind of tv is rated m for matour men

It's not fun, it's pretty exhausting honestly

I'm American and I'm not cut. Thankfully I will never know what American women think of my cock as I have already reached wizard status.

prob a babydick