European approach to nudity in films:

>Watching Italian TV
>ch1 soccer
>ch2 soccer
>ch3 soap opera
>ch4 phone sex ads numbers on top of pornography

no wonder they love the cinema so much

We are puritans at heart. We love purity of heart and appearance. You filthy mudopoors wouldn't understand.

Not for long.

>London's Muslim mayor banning images of bikini's because it's haram
>LMAO AMERICANS

kek

this. europe is degenerate as fuck, you guys have porn in your newspapers

How can murrifats even live without tits within arms reach at all times?

Atleast we don't have a nigger president

MFW OP is 100% correct and literally just destroyed every mericafag on Cred Forums

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Oy VEY

Yeah but he's nobel prize winner

>different places have different views
hold the fuckin phone bro

Id take a nigger prez over socialist leaders importing durkas en masse.

Yes this is very true I've noticed.

We Americans have such a bizarre approach to nudity and remotely sexual things in cinema and TV, yet we sexualize or at the very least eroticize our children to a disturbingly high degree in typical day to day life

Just fuck our shit it man.

whats wrong with his face, is he taking a shit or something.

For being a nigger.

Nobel prize in niggernomics or dindunuffins? Fucking norwegian snowmonkies can't do anything right.

Retard?

imagine not being american or even canadian. must suck.

I dont see Jennifer in the credits for Retard.

american approach: people pay billions to see it
european approach: maybe some fat shit will find it on pass the popcorn some day

No, his toupee is about to fall off and he's pushing it with his forehead.

>watching danish """""sex comedy""""" on xhamster
>its just greasy degenerates having sex with the occasional goofy sound effect thrown in
>man cums on a hideous woman's breasts as a slide whistle is heard
>every female has a bush a German platoon would get lost in
>men have shrimp cocks
>no plot or art whatsoever

You still masturbated to it, didn't you?

>because everybody watches Jennifer Aniston movies in their free time
I'm not you, user.

Maybe.

Or the woman is naked in bed yet covers her breasts with the sheet while talking to her partner. Or people having sex nearly fully clothed so there is no nudity.

Europeans are perverts, they say.
Especially Swedes.

No nudity or cussing allowed, but here watch this show where people get decapitated, mutilated, murdered, raped, and disfigured in the most greusome ways possible. Oh wait, YOU SAID FUCK! HOW DARE YOU! I'M SUING YOUR NETWORK FOR CUSSING, I HAVE CHILDREN IN THE ROOM FOR GOD'S SAKE! WHAT'S THAT, A WOMAN'S BREAST?! THINK OF THE CHILDREN?

Now Timmy be a good boy and forget about that cussing and breasts, get back up to your room and play those video games where you shoot people in the head and blood shoots out everywhere.

K

danish does not represent europe as a whole, they are children who tries to make themselves seem better than everyone else by telling themselves that all other countries are shit instead of just focusing on the stuff that makes their country better (there aren't any)
you can't even name one good director from that shithole because there aren't any
even a country like sweden has renown directors like bergman and Roy anderson

Plus they speak a primitive garbage language

I have to give it to euros, you fuckers are bold, blue is the warmest color was the most transparently pornographic, directors fantasy flick disguised as art I've ever seen.

What does it show?

In a few short years Europeans will find it to be an Earth shattering event when an actress shows an ankle.

imagine not being white. must suck

>amerifats doesn't understand that tits aren't a big deal because his Christian Jew shit tv told him tits are bad go buy a gun and shoot people

Americans have a schizophrenic view regarding sex. You guys just can't admit you love sex like everyone else, so instead of having nudity and sex appear normal and casual, you blow your loads at the slightest nip slip and everyone loses their minds when a movie shows someone naked in private. It's a response to having sex and nudity repressed your entire life when SUDDENLY you're supposed to have sex normally like adults. You're not used to it, you don't know what to do with it. You're not prepared to the sudden exposure to sexuality and thus freak out and overreact at the slightest nipple.
The same goes with alcohol. Binge drinking parties is an American thing. Nowhere in Europe do we have people drinking impossible amounts of alcohol in a single night. Why? Because we are taught how to drink alcohol early on and are not intimidated by it. Whereas in America you have to sneak in drinks until youre fucking 21, so once that hits the pent up regression just can't handle it and you just go mad with over drinking, even though your beer and wine are utter shit.

>inb4 degenerate yuropoor, muh American purity
If you call widespread teen pregnancies due to sexually uneducated masses and rampant alcoholism due to alcohol inexperienced youth "purity" then more power to you.
Ironically, Americans behave exactly the same as all of those people from 3rd world countries when it comes to sex and alcohol. I guess repressed things just tend to blow up eventually.

>not shooting bad guys

I just saw a danish comedy where a gilf has a full frontal sex scene.

Whata a time to be alive

same

Overdrawn lesbo sex scenes that seemed like soft core porn

I'm sad to say, even as an Amerifat, this user speaks the total truth.

Especially the alcohol thing. Seriously.

>Nowhere in Europe do we have people drinking impossible amounts of alcohol in a single night.
Literally the national pastime of Ireland and Scotland.

did americans really found that grandma sexually desirable?

i mean, look at that face.

She's a case of the Jews trying to tell us what to think is attractive.

It's mostly that people in Europe drink alcohol while socialising while in America you socialise while drinking alcohol. You make parties so that people can get drunk whereas in Europe you have parties to meet people while there's also alcohol served. Which is so fucking weird because America is a car culture while most European cities have great public transports system so it should be other way around.

>Nowhere in Europe do we have people drinking impossible amounts of alcohol in a single night.

What is Scandinavia? What is Russia?

American approach:
>white couple is dating
>this film is funded by private sector

European approach:
>interaccial cuckholding because raycism is bad
>this film is funded by european taxpayers to promote european '''culture'''

I haven't got a chance to see this film yet but it seems to be dealing with the film of immigrants, just judging by a trailer. Some sequence are a bit questionable...

>be American
>see naked woman
>get shot

it's funny because it's true

it's kind of not though

>Americans can't even look at a school girl without being thrown in jail
>can't get girls until they're used up and busted

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I know right? He's not even muslim to appeal to your european sensibilities, what a disgrace

I didn't know consent was even a concept under Sharia law.

what does that even mean age of consent?

It means that if you're under that age it's illegal to have sex with you even if you really want it.

why is bottom middle popcorn?

Wait so a 50 year old guy can have sex with a 13 year old kid in Spain? What the fuck Europe

I think they changed it

Germany is 14

Ireland's is just

"AYE when she got fuzz on her barleycorn"

Mexico is 12, step up senpai and it's only a couple of hours away from America

>US
>White

Ameridoops still believing this

The UK isn't in Europe anymore.

I loved all of it and the ending made me gay

You do know those ""movies"" are basically from the 60s 70s right? they were made right around when porn was legalized so it was a money grab, just like all the different 3D movies that came around after cameron popularized the gimmick.
So there's one or two ""real"" actors, rest is ordinary people without an acting background.

But the real question is; why are you watching obscure movies from the 60s on a quality site such as xhamster and then talk about it on a malaysian imageboard and present the movies as being from present day?

>comparing spics with pure european qts

I have nothing against good banter but those constant muslim jokes are getting a bit tiresome. No creativity whatsoever

>jokes
If only that's what they were.

UK isn't EU anymore. the EU is not Europe

>Europeans are degenerates

>Americans are much better

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Middle Eastern approach
>woman has acid thrown in her face for leaving the house uncovered

muslims are no joke

they are spreading like cancer it need to be stopped

Some Muslim Yurosemen tries to bring up age of consent laws about all that young pussy he never gets
Kek

Violence and gore is natural, nudity isn't.

Hitting a little too close to home?

LOL

But aren't muslims pedophiles? Why would they want to raise the age of consent?

Don't be an unfunny faggot.

I'm just laughing at some dick head that thinks he made an insult when his ass probably hasn't had sex in a year

Im so glad muslims are massacring europeans by the truckload. Those smug arrogant cunts deserve it.

>2016
>not being a puritan

euro
>uncut

american
>cut

>tfw the break up is the worst movie ever made

think of a subject you want to watch less than a fucking bad break up

protip: you cant

>women and children
>bad guys

>think of a subject you want to watch less than a fucking bad break up
Niggers

>going a whole year without sex

haha wow that's so unrealistic

Memes aside, 14 is a little too low. That's not even high school age.
>can't drink
>can't drive
>can't vote
>can fuck and get pregnant LMAO

You mean pure immigrant Aisha's.

>this entire post

Age of consent laws were just the first step towards giving women the right to vote, and as such they are the cause of the downfall of western civilization.

>mfw I'm white and I've dated tweens while in college

Stay mad, Jamal.

The downfall of western civilization is the result of western "men" being massive pussies. No wonder you guys get bullied by Tyrone and Ahmed.

That came later.

Europe will win the civil war

The US will be flooded with Spics and Niggers

We will win in the end faggots

Yep, old people too

So, you're saying women defeated you? Looks like you were always pussies.

>you
Speak for yourself faggot. You're the one pretending not to be a Westerner

I'd watch a 3 hour long kino of niggers getting skinned alive desu

That's why I keep complaining about HBO's nudity and all the virgins here accuse me of being a cuck. As much as I like Daddario's anime tiddies, it was completely out of place in the show and the scene could've been trimmed down to a fifth of its length without the story being impacted in any way.

>saggy

youve never seen a pair of breasts, have you?

I live in eastern Europe, son. We're poor, but we ain't pussies that get bossed around by women and niggers, at least.

>I live in eastern Europe

>60%

>still thinks I'm American

>wants less nudity in the already desert landscape that is nudity in modern american entertainment

>implying any other nation would be as retarded

stay mad burger

>tfw a 16 year old gave me head some days ago
>tfw I'm almost 30
OH WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

>giving up and just going for the youmad? approach
Nice white flag you just waved.

>I get cucked by niggers

doesn't make my post any less true

>watch french '''''film'''''
>nothing but a porn with ugly people and an excuse plot

lol arthouse more like outhouse

I want nudity, I just don't want it to be shoved in for no good reason. Nudity can feel natural, but it never does in HBO's shows.
Verhoven's Starship Troopers is the best example of nudity I can think of. Two instances - one in the shared showers, there are all sorts of sexy tiddies hanging out but it's not distracting and in your face because there's no reason NOT to see tiddies there.
And the other time, when Rico and the qt girl with the curls I forget her name, have sex in the tent. You see her titties and all, but it makes perfect sense since it's a sex scene that cements their developing romance.

Meanwhile over in HBO, we find out Marty is cheating and then are treated to another 2-3 minutes of talking that doesn't tell us anything about them and some obligatory ass & titties shot so that we'd know THERE'S NO DOUBT, MARTY BE CHEATIN' YO
It's just pointless and inappropriate. Not inappropriate in a "oh no nudity must never ever be shown" way, rather in a "brings nothing to the scene other than juvenile eye candy" sort of way

You're right. 0% accuracy isn't any less accurate than 0%

>its a europeans act like their degenerate subcontinent isnt completely redundant episode

I'll say this, showering, bathing, and changing scenes are underrated nudity wise. These days they make it so modest though that in many movies and shows that you don't see anything.

UK is still EU for the next 2 years at least.

I didn't know the quran allowed nudity?

>americans are white
Then why is your president a nigger?

AoC is 16 in Spain now.

>S01E02 Will and Jack hunt a killer who is burying his victims alive so they will become fertilizer for his garden of fungus.

only watched the first one. I want to keep watching cause I like the gore but the will actor is just so so so bad I cringe in every line of his

>degenerate subcontinent

This coming from the country that legalized gay marriage and has a nigger president? Hilarious.

Being spaniard I think it's some anglo shit. I've never seen anything as disgusting as brit people drinking. I swear to God in heaven I'd rather see a bunch of pigs eating a baby than some milky skinned mentally ill barely humans, both the males and the females, stuff their faces in greasy food and the worst beer my country can produce and then see them drinking vodka straight for the bottle for an hour until they pass out while being the most annoying creatures on earth

Spanish Armada was your only hope guys, the heros you needed but not the ones you deserved

Americans are evil.

It's a country run by the synagogue of Satan.

/thread

The smartest euros flocked to the new world. Enjoy your 4th reich cuck bureaucracy, irrelevant shit stain

I'm not Spanish but I live on Costa del sol, bongs are truly the most subhuman I have met. Only the Dutch come close to second

Idiot, that's clearly the Italian flag.

>gets btfo
>yeah, well, you're a KEK

Kek. Enjoy your niggers and mexicans. Enjoy becoming a minority in your lifetime.

technically yes, but only with the permission of the parents

Why is Britain represented by the Boy in he Striped Pyjamas

I get more than enough Peggy watching KOTH pls don't post her here

I'm a bong and you're right

for lower class people in the UK a holiday means to go to Spain or Portugal and be degenerate

>Norway
>Max Manus
>Not Kampen om tungtvannet

top lel. white euro birthrates are lower than ours. and you faggots are all irreligious leftys who welcome the muslim horde with open arms. europe is finished

>Cred Forums - Politics and News

kek!

Kek, sure. And who would you like as your next president? A reality tv clown or a mentally-ill criminal?

14 for sex between minors and 16 for adults.

And some of those views are superior than others

checked

Ill take a reality tv clown over your typical leftist european cuckold, thanks. its nice having an actual conservative party, whereas in europe you choose between far left or moderates.

I need to visit Europe before it's gone

come to switzerland, the real democratic country

k..

You are both wrong. You can fuck a 14yo, regardless of your age or the parent's permission, as long as you don't exploit her "lack of capacity for sexual self-determination".

In other words, don't fuck really immature 14yos and don't talk them into things.

>European approach to nudity in films

>cornered and raped by Arabs, happens naturally with little to no setup or music

FTFY.

>showing human anatomy and blood is somehow immoral

violence is a part of life, there's no pointing in pretending it doesn't exist.

Of course, europe is progressive as fuck

i know right

>Sweden
>Europe

Blame the family conservatives from the 80s.

Fucking Deep Throat and The Devil in Miss Jones were openly discussed on national TV and in print by celebrities and film critics in the 70s, but the fucking baby boomers sobered up and found Jesus.

When the Moral "Majority" came to power, they owned a lot of politicians and demonized anything resembling a titty. For decades they would keep people glued to the television with the FCC on speed dial just so they could police the airwaves and spam letters to networks and advertisers. Businesses are risk averse so they just drop the shit.

Things are only starting to get back to normal after they shot their wad during the Bush years and their leaders are dying out. The sooner those moralistic fucks die the better.

spain best country

1st boy is really cute, definitely destroy his boipucci. second one is a complete faggot though.

you're confusing norway with sweden again

p sure gothenburg and shit are in sweden

You're on the brink of becoming Greece 2.0 economically and electing Franco 2.0.

I would not be terribly proud right now. Just because the rest of the world doesn't care about you doesn't mean you should stop caring about yourself.

I dont live in spain im just admiring their aoc laws

Don't be so insecure amerifat

>completely and utterly missing the point by this much
Wow.

>Imply race mixing isn't a good thing for stagnant gene pools

SWEDEN YES

But that is because of all the wet and cold darkness half the year.

Found the Swede

Is there a more cucked country than Sweden?

>this whole thread
Holy shit it did not take long for the Americans to start gibbering about Muslims rather than admit they have a real problem with the nature of violence and nudity in their society.

Actually, swe is the second most successful country on the europes

>splinter

kek

>mutilated
ftfy

>portrayal of violence
FUCK YEAH MURRICA

>portrayal of nudity
WOOOW WHAT THE FUCK THINK OF MUH CHILDRUN

>you guys have porn in your newspapers
If only..

You know that the entire EU has gotten a Nobel Prize for Peace as well?

You ever wonder how the Arabs got the idea that your women are all whores they can use as they see fit?

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>Nowhere in Europe do we have people drinking impossible amounts of alcohol in a single night.
Yeeaaaah.. About that..

That's not how the age of consent works, you fucking retards.

At least our women requires being taken by force, whereas yours are surrendering to the BBC

>European war movie
>Every soldier is portrayed as suffering from having to fight other peoples wars

>American war movie
FUCK YEAH MURRICA FOREVER FREEDOM FRIES FUCKING NAZI SCUM REMEMBER THE 6 TRILLION

16 years for germany is wrong.

you can have sex with a 14 year old. its only illegal if the parents forbid you to have sex with their 14 year old daughter and if judge decides that the 14 year old was not in the mental state to have sex with you and/or you willingly took advantage of her age. same goes for 15 year olds.

at the age of 16 this law doesnt apply anymore and you can have sex with her as much as you like. but the point being is, you can also have sex with 14 year olds.

I think it's about getting info about sex to kids early to prevent teen pregnancy.

I live in Sweden (AoC 15) and even the sluttiest of hoes back then didn't get kids until they were around 20.
On the other hand, abortions is thrown around like hot cakes. But imo that's a lot better than to having kids at 15.

That's exactly how it works in Germany, retard.

No it's NOT. That's a myth among retards. It's still illegal for an adult to have sex with a minor. Please go read about the actual law.

Actually on further consideration, don't. I'd rather have you getting raped in prison than shitposting on Cred Forums.

>south carolina got whiter
STAY STRONG

please tell me more

>pavement patty

Spain's aoc is 16 now. Sorry.

No, she was an identification figure for stupid women.

That's not how the age of consent works.

it's depressing because it's true

European here, yes it is true. I wish it weren't, but it's getting difficult to find any movie that doesn't promote bestiality.

Who fuck cares
Girls start fucking at 12 everywhere and no one gives a fuck

Americans are shame filled perverts. Europeans don't find nudity shameful or abnormal

>its a europe is a single counntry episode

no he was talking about europe

But without them, it wouldn't have been possible for New Line to get rich pretending that Freddy movies were important to muh freespeach.

maybe for you western cucks. We on the east don't have that problem

How about you read the fucking law?

(3) Eine Person über einundzwanzig Jahre, die eine Person unter sechzehn Jahren dadurch mißbraucht, daß sie
1. sexuelle Handlungen an ihr vornimmt oder an sich von ihr vornehmen läßt oder
2. diese dazu bestimmt, sexuelle Handlungen an einem Dritten vorzunehmen oder von einem Dritten an sich vornehmen zu lassen,

und dabei die ihr gegenüber fehlende Fähigkeit des Opfers zur sexuellen Selbstbestimmung ausnutzt, wird mit Freiheitsstrafe bis zu drei Jahren oder mit Geldstrafe bestraft.

If you could get your movies distributed better so we could see them here, that would be great.

Which recent movies have promoted bestiality?

It's a shame that Scandinavia, France, Germany are the only ones that reach tot the americas. I mean scandinavian tv series (denmark) are almost always 10/10. But stil

I'm not a shit-eater, so I can't read that. That's not how the age of consent works. You are fucking retarded if you think it is. It's illegal for an adult to have sex with a minor regardless of what the age of consent is (in Europe).

this is so accurate

>us Europeans are so open about sex :) stupid Americans, haha
fuck off and die, or alternatively go back to R*ddit
t. European

Is this bait or are you actually this stupid?

So what is the law?

I'm actually familiar with the law, not just guessing based on hearsay like you. I wouldn't expect anything different from a shit-eater.

Not so funny when you find out he killed himself, is it?

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_Europe#Germany
>The age of consent in Germany is 14, as long as a person over the age of 21 does not exploit a 14- to 15-year-old person's lack of capacity for sexual self-determination, in which case a conviction of an individual over the age of 21 requires a complaint from the younger individual; being over 21 and engaging in sexual relations with a minor of that age does not constitute an offense by itself.

>being over 21 and engaging in sexual relations with a minor of that age does not constitute an offense by itself.

>being over 21 and engaging in sexual relations with a minor of that age does not constitute an offense by itself.

>being over 21 and engaging in sexual relations with a minor of that age does not constitute an offense by itself.

Is this clear enough for you?

Yes?
Why should i give a fuck

thats some creepy zardoz shit m8. who are behind it?

>cussing

cringe

Back to Mexico spic

Why would anyone lie anonymously on the Internet?

>cringe
Reddit

>americans watch a movie just to see a famous person naked
>actors are cast on the basis of whether anyone has seen them nude before
>americans do not see this as a jewish plot, but entertainment

I don't get it. Europeans are open sexually but not socially? You guys pride yourself on sexual openness, but hate random or sudden conversation that Americans do

Autistic you lot

>Nowhere in Europe do we have people drinking impossible amounts of alcohol in a single night
yeah you need to go out more often

>random and sudden conversation
>not autistic

Good job, mate. You copied a fucking sentence from Wikipedia. Lets pretend that's all there is to the law, that you're right and not completely retarded. Lets pretend that it's not a complex law and people over 21 are simply allowed to be with people that have reached the age of consent and that they function like normal relationships. Go and read the law book.

I know you are baiting but holy shit

But it's not. It's normal to make small talk with others while waiting for a bus

Standing a metre away and looking down is autism

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Here in Australia we have the American drinking thing way more. Parties are held for alcohol reasons rather than it being there as an option or anything.

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>be on subway
>random person starts talking to you
>you can just see everyone is listening in to every word you say, judging you
>you just want it to end

What kind of shitty country do you live in?
If someone is 15 in my country you can fuck them and be in a relationship with them. That's all there is to it.

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Yes, that's how it works in my country. You know Europe doesn't have one "law book" right?

>picking Indigènes for France
wew lad, why not la 7ème compagnie while you're at it.

Maybe if Europeans didn't spend all their time and energy having sex they would still be relevant.

>implying voting matters in most of the world
Pierre, stp

>things just tend to blow up eventually.
u would know that as a muzziepoor

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It's not about how much you consume alcohol but how responsibly it's consumed.

European approach to posting in Cred Forums
>OMG AMERICANS, AM I RIGHT GUYS?

American approach
>hey guys check out this thing, what you all think?

The age of consent is the age at which you can consent to sexual intercourse, no ifs buts or maybes.
Age of consent in Australia is 16. That means a 92 year old can fuck a 16 year old so long as both parties are able and willing.

Hey..heeey, cool it yeah

I'm amazed that you managed to write that out without getting shot.

There's hardly an objective measurment of that. And frankly Europe is full of functunning alcoholics.
t. functiunning alcoholic from Europe

That's not quite the whole picture. Not really the only factor.

This. I steadily drink 5-6-7 beers 2-3 times/week when I'm out and I don't get shitfaced because I don't use booze as escapism, it's just there when I'm going out. Murrigans and Britbongs need to get fucked up every time they start drinking. And then they do the accounting for the night before, counting how many shots of whatever the fuck they had like someone cares. Disgusting.

t. woman

>tfw you are a schoolteacher and you are abusing your power over students
You're gonna go down.

Actually I'm qualified to practice law in Australia and I'm telling you unequivocally that that is the whole picture.

>Turkey
>Europe

It's never going to happen turkroach, your "people" physically repulse us.

No, no you're not.

Yes, yes I am. But please enlighten me as to what "factor" I'm missing.

>ITT A bunch of anons picking out the alcohol line and ignoring the main topic, sex

amerifags are the worst

>yurocucks

legally, that is the whole picture. it's may seem fucked up but no one should care who I stick my dick into if that person wants my dick in them, and they know what they are agreeing to

>yuros are proud that their women are complete whores

>tfw ugly transparent brits can be beautified, and all it takes is a dash of African blood
Please pump all the white girls Idris Elba and turn the UK into a nation of supermodels

Danish AoC at 15 is only limited by the older person being the younger person's teacher, carer etc.
A 100 year-old can completely legally have sex with a 15 year-old, provided the 100 year-old doesn't have a role of authority over the 15 year-old.

>jewtilated
ftfy

in america
>can film sex with a hundred guys fucking her senseless and eat all their cum
>can't have a beer afterwards

Your women are whores too, you have dozens of TV shows promoting that behavior, you're just not allowed to show the funny bits.

To be fair it's much easier to stop someone from buying alcohol or a car than to stop teenagers from fucking.

>buy a silly wig at the party store
>suddenly qualified to practice law
Australia. What a country

>silly wig
They cost more than you make through three months of welfare payments.

ludlows.com.au/shop/barristers-wig/

dont reply to shitposters please

American approach
>what did he mean by this
>for you
>I just marathoned
>can we all agree
Over and over, day after day, forever and ever.

>durrr i only know what the jews tell me

good goyum

yuropoors are such plebs in every facet of life

>Boy in the striped pyjamas
Biggest load of shit I was ever forced to read.

>Being natural means being a whore
lol

>2 characters after having had sex
>the female covers her boobs with a blanket
usa#1

>muh naturalism
Thanks for this meme, Darwin

This is a real pet peeve of mine

>Oh no, the guy who just rammed my pussy all night can't see my naked body!

This
>"you've just pumped a quart of jizz into my unprotected pussy and spanked me raw"
>"now we've finished I'll cover my naked body because I'm suddenly shy"

>virgins don't know that things change rather suddenly once the hornyness and passion used up

This. If God wanted us to be naked, He wouldn't have invented clothes.

the mushroom episode IMO was the creepiest by far, followed by the one with the woman that thought she was dead and was hiding under Will's bed.

Yeah, i'm sure any slut drunk enough to have sex with you would be ashamed the day after

exactly, not all but some, definitely

Burger here, I'm litterally never naked in my house, unless I'm taking a shower.

>Any representation of sex is porn

Ask me how I know you are a virgin.

>about to go to sleep
>name is Will
fuck don't remind me

Italian here. Same. My mom gets angry

better check under your bed bro

American tits are just better.

Sure, as if spaniards don't do exactly the same in their own country
t. a spaniard

They're all fake and float in front of American women's bodies like a couple of basketballs.
At least Euros have a pleasing natural sag to them.

>The smartest euros flocked to the new world

They flocked to the New World so they could carry on worshiping their sky daddy.

>smartest

>it's a Truman develops a European style inferiority complex that causes him to lash out at people for using cups instead of milliliters episode

cups is a retarded measurement t b h

Teen pregnancy has been on a historic decline in the USA for the past 20 years you filthy mudslime

>Not posting the leaked version

>if got wanted us to kill he wouldn't have killed everyone on earth

>abusing status as an older person to take advantage of irresponsible and easily impressionable youngsters

Wow what a time to be a faggot

I'm naked and touching myself right now

I'm actually impressed that most people have at least tried to use the bin, but finding it full they did the next best thing and left it close, so the council can clean it up more efficiently in the morning.

>it's a jennifer aniston pretends to be a hot sexy bad girl episode

>the millers
>30 rock
>horrible bosses
>the breakup

She should be jamie lee curtis' replacement in the true lies remake so we can have some new pasta "Like damn girl you still got it!"

>30 rock

>European actresses:
>>not jews
Then how come the most naked European actress is a Jew?

Hey muricans want some kinder surprise haha oh that's right you can't haha. Because it may be a bomb haha

reminder she has never been nude but lied and pretended she woul several times

she loves her pasties

>couples often do this

um no, we don't. There's a scene in the u.s. house of cards where Seth's girlfriend is sitting in a chair completely naked, reading an article on a computer to him naked in a bed, and it's absolutely tryhard.

>captcha: select all images with a patio

This is getting out of hand.

That's not miss Belucci

Is there a particular reason you play dress up in court? And, hypothetically, if a lawyer were to show up without the getup how would the situation play out? Would they put the trial on hold until he could borrow one or something?
[Spoiler]genuinely curious[spoiler/]

>Body doubles
Why do people do this?

>we don't
Hello, all couples.

>Italians
>white

that's because it's american and they're incapable of making anything serious involving nudity

but there's a pic of her topless on set

>Americans think a slight tan makes you not white

>american banter
geez

Swede. I used to cook naked at my friends house.

>mfw ScarJo wanted to show her boobs but Bay wanted to keept it PG-13

watch out he may sue you

>non-white thinks he's white

...

They're so good even the men have them.

t. Amerilard

>Not posting the leaked version

keke

american tits are fake, european tits are real

What a fucking faggot.

Yawn

The photoshopped version*

For real. Great Britain has produced some top-tier Mulatto stock. Strong thighs, well-educated, and speaking the Queen's English. They give me a slave-owning boner.

>half of the northern caliphate has the same AoC as my state
What are you trying to say?

>OI CUNT I DID A RIGHT POO ON DA LOO FOLLY ROLLY POOFTAH BATTLE O BOSWORTH FIELD CAPTAIN SCOTT'S DICK I'D SUCK A MUZZIE'S JIZZ THROUGH THE QUEEN'S RANGE ROVER FOR A PINT, INNIT?

>banter