BRAVO CRITICS
The truth
Austin Ross
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Dominic Wilson
JAJAJAJAJAJAJA EL KINO XDXD ARIBA ARIBA
Nathan Brooks
>why isn't this apple like this banana?
OP master of the logical fallacy I see
Jonathan Ortiz
i would definitley see bvs in black and white bro
Deeeeep af
Cameron Evans
I'll take a joke over a paragraph of meaningless pseudophilosophy any day.
DC a shit.
Liam Clark
will ever not have these type of threads every single day
Jordan Peterson
>comparing apples to orange slices
Bentley Campbell
In other words, you'll take an intentional joke over an accidental, borderline embarrassing joke.
Camden Clark
when we find a cure for autism
Grayson Roberts
BVS was bretty good.
Owen Diaz
Gtfo reddit
Michael Hall
>pseudophilosophy
There's that word again
Evan Morales
>And what falls... is fallen
POTTERY
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William Robinson
Thats what BvS is
Dominic Nguyen
It's not pseudophilosophy you turbo autist. It's poetry
Carter Edwards
I don't get it. Why does he ask for orange slices? Could someone explain this to me?
Samuel Fisher
>what falls... is fallen
Really makes you think
Christian Thomas
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Logan Torres
Orange slices?
O-oh ye-yeah I k-k-k-know what he's referring to! What you dont know a-a-about orange slices and their timeless, pop cultural ties t-t-to uh gettimg back on your feet? H-h-ha ha ha... Y-you really are lacking in your knowledge of all american references everyone knows...
Camden Parker
I honestly don't understand the critical reaction to this movie. I don't think it's a conspiracy, I just think critics are fucking retarded. But I only saw the Ultimate Cut.
Asher Myers
You're right, blatantly ripping off iconic imagery from classic films is genius.
Jace Hill
I pseudofucked your pseudomom
now my pseudoseed is in her pseudowomb
Thomas Allen
What's this? A bunch of pretentious blabber in black and white vs a dumb joke?
I don't think any critic made a decision based on these things. Unless one of these movies is filled with nothing but what is presented here.
Alexander Russell
>pretentious voiceover followed by cringy dialogue and pants on retarded character motivations and actions
It just went over everyone's head didn't it?
Jayden Cox
For fuck's sake, they BOTH suck. Let's move on.
Henry Gonzalez
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Logan Allen
It's weird that in the theatrical cut they took away pretty much half of the plot, that being showing why the fuck would Superman want to fight Batman.
Then again, any kind of motivation established in the film is thrown out the window because Superman ends up fighting Batman not because of ideological differences, but because his mommy was kidnapped by Lex Luthor, so ultimately the Ultimate Cut is not that much of an improvement.
Nolan Diaz
>why isn't this apple like this banana?
except critic do it all the time
Christopher Edwards
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Jeremiah Sanchez
youtube.com
Whoa I didn't know Paul Rudd is a screenwriter. Pretty based
Brayden Stewart
OP commit suicide
Gabriel Sullivan
Who the fuck lives near a cliff when they have a wheel chair?
Zachary Watson
They were just casually joking during a fight like it was an athletic competition? There are no stakes in MCU.
Colton Thompson
I'm glad you admit you're a plebe, the first step is the hardest they say
Evan James
But user, a black kid died.
Ethan Morris
>And what falls... is fallen
That's deep yo
Carter Long
>what falls... is fallen
John Hill
>what falls ... is fallen
Andrew Sullivan
>What falls... is fallen
Pottery.
Alexander Robinson
>what falls ... is fallen
Holy shit
Kayden Stewart
They are
Henry Hughes
>during a fight like it was an athletic competition?
Let's be honest, it basically was an athletic competition. The only person who legitimately wanted to hurt someone was Black Panther.