What the fuck was his problem anyway?
What the fuck was his problem anyway?
>living in the desert was actually hell
Aunt Beru aged like blue milk
You'd be a surly motherfucker too if your QT wife went from this to this in twenty fucking years.
how the hell did ellen page become angela merkel
>has to take care of his father's stepson for 19 years because Beru is sterile
>the fucking bastard won't even do his chores and runs off to the Tochi Station every chance he gets
because lucas is a hack who can't into continuity
>oh shit obi wan left vader's son here but vader knows where we live and he's sure to come check and kill us. i live every day in fear. i can't sleep. i wake up in the middle of the night screaming and covered in sweat. my wife doesn't fuck me anymore. the sand prostitutes are rough and coarse and get everywhere. my feet hurt. he was a good friend.
He tried really hard to make sure Luke didn't turn into Li'l Hitler.
*telepromts behind u*
psst nothin personel
>the sand prostitutes are rough and coarse and get everywhere
Repressed homolust for Luke
kill yourself faggot
That's some good casting t b h famalams
Yes, this true. I see it now
Gayest post itt
you can kill yourself as well
Joel Edgerton has been a shitty actor this long.
>implying you wouldn't destroy old Beru given half a chance
This is the only correct answer in this thread
>runs off to the Tochi Station every chance he gets
>for gay meetups with
Biggs
Destroy her like the stormtroopers did, yeah
it's Beru?
fuck. for like 30 years I always called her Peru
OWEN IS THE KEY!
Hahaha me too
Dang they even got a girl with a lazy right eye.
Uncle Owen? More like uncle Oven, amirite?
little orphan annie