What the fuck was his problem anyway?

What the fuck was his problem anyway?

>living in the desert was actually hell

Aunt Beru aged like blue milk

You'd be a surly motherfucker too if your QT wife went from this to this in twenty fucking years.

how the hell did ellen page become angela merkel

>has to take care of his father's stepson for 19 years because Beru is sterile
>the fucking bastard won't even do his chores and runs off to the Tochi Station every chance he gets

because lucas is a hack who can't into continuity

>oh shit obi wan left vader's son here but vader knows where we live and he's sure to come check and kill us. i live every day in fear. i can't sleep. i wake up in the middle of the night screaming and covered in sweat. my wife doesn't fuck me anymore. the sand prostitutes are rough and coarse and get everywhere. my feet hurt. he was a good friend.

He tried really hard to make sure Luke didn't turn into Li'l Hitler.

*telepromts behind u*

psst nothin personel

>the sand prostitutes are rough and coarse and get everywhere

Repressed homolust for Luke

kill yourself faggot

That's some good casting t b h famalams

Yes, this true. I see it now

Gayest post itt

you can kill yourself as well

Joel Edgerton has been a shitty actor this long.

>implying you wouldn't destroy old Beru given half a chance

This is the only correct answer in this thread

>runs off to the Tochi Station every chance he gets
>for gay meetups with
Biggs

Destroy her like the stormtroopers did, yeah

it's Beru?

fuck. for like 30 years I always called her Peru

OWEN IS THE KEY!

Hahaha me too

Dang they even got a girl with a lazy right eye.

Uncle Owen? More like uncle Oven, amirite?

little orphan annie