Cast the roles for the inevitable live action adaption

Cast the roles for the inevitable live action adaption.

Half-Life 3

fuck u

>inevitable
It probably won't happen. It's popularity is waning and not that great, video game movies have had very spotty success rates, and studios will likely become more more cautious in greenlighting projects as ticket sales continue their downward slope for everything but the most popular films.

I don't think you thought this through, OP.

The Rock
Stephen Colbert

Idris Elba as Scout

I haven't played in years, is it still alive? Can I still sell my earbuds for gazillion dollars?

yes
no

yea buds still worth a bit, but theres stuff worth alot more now

game is dead though, its just kids in custom maps showing off their hats and taunts

>but theres stuff worth alot more now
like what exactly? some custom skin stuff?

there are unusual weapons and taunts now

so much crap I don't get how traders remember all of it

Tf2 is dead after valve removed valve servers. There might be even been a chance of this happening if valve didn't ram a spiked dildo in tf2's arse

there are still valve servers they just work differently

Nicolas Cage of sniper
Rob Riggle as soldier
Idris Alba as Demoman
Paul Rudd as Pyro
Vincent D'Onofrio as Heavy
Simon Pegg as Scout
Michael Fassbender as Spy
christoph waltz as the medic
jack black as engineer

rate it

Brettuy gud

Medic : Christoph Waltz
Scout: Jack O'Connell
Pyro: Jack Black
Heavy: Dolph Lundgren
Spy: Vincent Cassel
Demoman: Idris Elba
Sniper: Hugh Jackman
Engineer: Michael C. Hall
Soldier: Adam Baldwin

Shia LaBeouf should be Scout
Apart from that, nice.

Sniper - Blu Spy
Soldier - Blu Spy
Demoman - Idris Elba
Pyro - Red Spy
Heavy - Blu Spy
Scout - Red Spy
Spy - Blu Spy
Medic - Christolph Waltz
Engie - Red Spy

Rumor Willis as Heavy

kek

shia labeouf should play a guy who shot himself in real life but nothing else.

Jason Statham as the Spy

Pleb