Sam Hyde: ’Ey
>sniff
Sam Hyde: ‘Ey aahh..
Sam Hyde: Panera bread, whats this?
Sam Hyde: Like whats that like Robert Panero?
Sam Hyde: ‘Ey.
Sam Hyde: Nah, look.
Sam Hyde: Nah, its jus it sounds Italian.
Sam Hyde: Like, you know, Lamborghini, Fetticini, Panera.
Sam Hyde: Is that whatcha’ going for here?
Sam Hyde: ‘Ey look, ‘EY!
Sam Hyde: I’m talking to you.
Sam Hyde: Lemme try one of them bahshels I keep hearin’ about.
Sam Hyde: Yeah, what is this fuckin’ place, is this one of those bahshel places?
Sam Hyde: Everybody keeps rantin’ and ravin’ about?
Sam Hyde: Yeah lemme try one of them bayshels.
>smacks lips
Sam Hyde: Yeah, I’ll try one of them bayshels, yep, c’mon.
>smacks lips
Sam Hyde: Yeah, lemme try one of them bayshels.
Sam Hyde: Ooh, woah, ey asshole. What is this?
Sam Hyde: What is this, like round bread?
Sam Hyde: What the fuck are these things, whatya is this like a round piece of bread?
Sam Hyde: ‘Ey, wha- ‘EY! ASSHOLE WHADDAYA DOIN HERE?
Sam Hyde: Ya puttin’ a hole in my bread?
Sam Hyde: What is this, why don’t they make ‘em squa-eh?
Sam Hyde: Yeah, I don’t get it.
Sam Hyde: (Gave myself a tribal tattoo last night)
Sam Hyde: ‘Ey whaddaya, whoa whoa whoa whaddaya doin? Ya cuttin’ my bayshel in haaalf.
Sam Hyde: ‘Ey lemme ask you a question.
Sam Hyde: Lemme ask ya something.
Sam Hyde: Is dis like sum kinda quee-ah food?
>squints
Sam Hyde: Ya know, no offense, no offense, but are people gonna think I’m some kinda fayshit?
Sam Hyde: Bahshel, huh what is this, whadda these things, these Japanese?
Sam Hyde: Is this gook food?
Sam Hyde: Yeah I like, I like.
Sam Hyde: Dem little gooks can fry up a piece of chicken.
Sam Hyde: A-ho
>laughs
Sam Hyde: Let me ask ya something, where these bahsels come from, is this a Japanese…thing? Is this gook food?
Sam Hyde: Is this gook food?
Sam Hyde: ’Ey
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someone please explain with this discount tom green retard is funny?
>fayshit
>not fagette
You tried
>comedy women could never understand
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Are Italian-Americans really like this? Always aggressively confused?
Did you have a stroke while typing this?
>youtube.com
Hey sam, do you want to go to the park today?
Cute how desperately you're white knighting your favorite e-celeb. The other guy just typed 'with' instead of 'why', most likely because of autocomplete
it's bajel and fagette
you fuckin' gook
>some guy who definitely wasnt me OBVIOUSLY just go autocorrected. let me also defend this persons view as if it were my own. im definitely not the person you are responding to
>mixes up why for with
>be buttblasted that he offended your favourite alt-right """"comedian""""
>suggest that his brain is malfunctioning as there is quite possibly no way someone could dislike your failure of a """"comedian""""
(You)
(You)
>replying to me twice
>claims that I'm 'buttblasted'
Stay inept fucking retard, Sam's comedy it top-tier
what a runty little pleb response.
I've moved on to other chans and occasionally come back to Cred Forums to laugh at pathetic posters (such as yourself) who think the be all end all is a witty little quip and the 100th resaved copy from an image collection you've harvested and call your own.
See you in the big leagues, kid.
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>it
Did you have a STROKE there, bud?
you just don't get it mom
>witty little quip
A quip is literally a witty remark. You said a witty little witty remark pretty much. You're dumb
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