What the fuck does this guy do all day?

>[penguin screeches]

>fade to black, pull back from blackness to reveal back of a penguins head, staring into the wind.

>penguins starts waddling away towards the empty white horizon in slow motion to Penderecki's Threnody

man, WHY THE FUCK would you say something like that...

I was thinking phillip glass myself, but I like your idea more

Jesus Herald Christ, I'm having a panic attack!

>Penguinrecki

meme animal

you mean birdkino

Are male Emperor Penguins the most cucked animal in the world?

>literally shitting on beaches
Are they Indians?

birds in general are not cucks, they mate for life

most monkeys are however

>male stays in the cold to take care of children
>females go out and get fat at the beach
It's a mild form of cucking

>tfw bought an iguana because I thought they looked cool and would be like mini dinosaurs
>had all sorts of plans to walk around with it around town see it chase dogs and own the streets and we could sit and watch Jurassic Park 1 together
>the faggot just sits there every day not moving
>shows no interest in any film except Mamma Mia

Stupid fucking meme animal don't do it guys

kek, i think he would enjoy the lost world more

legit 9/10 kino

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Stop using the word cuck, you have no idea what it means, in b4 the meaning of words can change, not on an Arabian camel brushing symposium, you absolute fucking retard.

gets raped by a seal all day

What's his fucking problem?

Which actor is that? He looks pretty cool. He seems like a chill guy to kick it with.it would be ice to meet him.

watches his mates waddling towards the water like every fucking spring. Not this year, it thinks, not me! So he starts walking inland to explore that huge antarctic wilderness...

Eagles and penguins are bro-tier
Mammals are generally pretty cucked t b h

For that guy who thinks penguins get played, they are henpecked. Get it right. They are known to be loyal monogamists

Thanks for reminding of that webm, asshole. I hope that poor penguin didn't let his dreams be dreams and he went to go do it.

i think that guy is still alive and well

Just get an stuffed iguana senpai, I got one when I was a kid but ended up hacking it to see what's inside

>maybe our existance, imageboard, shitposting is the conjuring of a penguin who is bored.

that would actually explain a few things...

NEET NEET MOTHERFUCKER

THIS.

My mate had one. It did fuck all except shit on his couch. Boring ass fucking lizard.

What was his fucking problem?

He's gonna climb those mountains.

Do you know where the term cuck comes from? Lmao

>birds not cucks
>literally the cuckoo bird

Can anyone tell me the name of this upstanding fellow whom I recently had the pleasure of meeting?

idk but that's a pretty cute shadow he has on

I'll give you a clue: he's a military man and he's our guy

Reminder that penguinposting is a spin-off of Chloeposting

MOMS GONNA FREAK

>ywn be a bonobo monkey
why live bros?

well the male penguins raise their kids so more than any black guy thats for sure.

>raising your own kid to survive and pass down your genes
>cucked
user you are an idiot

A bonobo is a chimpanzee you spacker

>Can'tHandleTheEdge.jpg

>chimpanzee
no you fucking faggot
chimpanzee is LITERALLY the evil twin brother of the bonobo monkey
LITERALLY
okay it's a fucking primate you faggot but bonobo monkey sounded better

nils
fucking
olav

Based Sir Nils

>went to the zo a few years back
>just in time for the penguin parade
>nils at the vanguard
>he stopped right in front of me
>shat right in my presence
>MFW

I've read all the responses in this thread in Werner's voice.

i want to become a billionaire and hire him just to narrate everything i do.

You know it senpai

He fell for the Nihilism meme :^(

What was this guy all about anyway?

Only mentally balanced character in NGE

I don't get this meme

Feeble-minded penguins cannot hear the call

TEKELI-LI

What was his endgame?

wark wark

He was going to see God.

What they fuck are these guys laughing at?

the holocaust.

Crashing this train... with no survivors!

what the heck, I never heard of this man before

Smooke weed everyday.

>tfw i started this meme by accident

good times glad to see it get usage

It's a good meme, lad. I posted in the original thread.

Your serendipitous mix-up created the most enjoyable meme of 2016

This is my most enjoyable meme.
Too bad all his threads always get deleted.

>its a nils usurps the throne episode

How did saying that make you feel?

What a strange board.

>implying you do anything more

A penguin bited me

I was once at the zoo in summer and there was a penguin passed out from heat exhaustion and the zoo keeper was just standing there hosing it down.
To this day I will always remember that moment.
It was fucking hilarious.

youtube.com/watch?v=3wTWWjYTe1I

what was his fucking problem?

You should feel ashamed of yourself. Exploiting penguins for the lulz is wrong.

Is the penguin asking this about one of us or are you asking about the penguin?

>Cucky

...

What was his end game?

To get double dubs

>first time I ever see my name posted on Cred Forums

this post gives me relief desu, there's a pet shop in my city with toucans and and iguana who only sits on top of the toucans cage all fucking day. I felt really sad about it because nobody buys it and it's been like 4 years I've seen it there, but now I know it would just do the same if someone took it out of there

Help him :(

Thats what makes Iguanas so cool you fuck wit