New power couple when?

New power couple when?

bet amber hops on pitt's dick LMAO

We already have it

Why does Depp always have to look like such a jagoff?

i don't even understand the debauchery that goes in hollywood

>JUSTy Depp
>Angelina JUSTie
>power couple

He looks much better than on those horrid recent pictures with the silly striped suit and undercut. I mean at least he looks like an indie folk singer and not like a male prostitute who blows cocks for cokaine.

What a fucking vine swinger. The ink isn't dry on their divorce and she's already grabbing Depp's dick. Super fucking retarded anyway because she left one "abusive" man for another one who's likely much worse.

As you may remember Angelina had a double mastectomy some time ago. Very brave.

Now she has sillicone tits apparently, but have you wondered if she has nipples?

Maybe she doesn't have nipples. Imagine tits without nipples.

Or maybe she got nipple transplantation. I imagine she'd pick small dark ones.

Or maybe she draws them on with a crayon when she needs to have nipples. Sort of like some women draw themselves eyebrows.

depp and pitt, praying at an altar dedicated to fraser

grown man trying to be a hipster

>Rami & Slater
>Not Rami & Tyrell

Refn and Gosling is still the greatest power couple

you think a ultra millionaire renowned for being a hot bitch wouldn't get cosmetic surgery for nipples?

But actually.

>JUST

they would have a combined net worth of $600 million.

I'm sorry, but Martin lost his chance.
Rami's been claimed already

please no

johnny and winona 4 ever

OUTER

Gosling's head looks disproportionately huge.

SHE HAS DONE A NUDE SCENE POST-MASTECTOMY

YOU FUCKING IDIOTS

He was hipster when hipster wasn't a thing ya pinhead

Don't Jolie and Depp hate eachother after they did The Tourist together? pretty common knowledge

What if it's Diamond Jim

Pics or it didn't happen.

>
>He was hipster when hipster wasn't a thing ya pinhead

>Guys the world started when I was born.
>Jayden Smith is deep bro.

is depp's inevitable second JUSTing going to impact pirates of the Caribbean 5?

You guys are missing the point

Who wins in a fight? Johnny Depp or Brad Pitt?

Powerlevel:
Johnny with a bandana and pirate make up.
Brad remembering Figth Club moveset and drive
Brad normal
Johnny with a silly hat and clown make up
Brad remembering when Angelina was his target and that now he could kill it without remorse
Johnny normal

Brad will succeed. Angelina was already on the hollywood shit list. Not many people liked her. Everyone loves Brad (plus he has clooney protection).

absolute disgusting shit tier
tina is 10/10, amy is whatthefuckareyoudoingwithyourlife/10

More like a just couple

On a related note for years and years I used to confuse Depp with Pitt

IRL? Depp is probably so wasted and drugged all the time you can shove him and he'll fall face-first and break his skull. But none of Pitt's characters can take on Jack Sparrow.

Amy has actually improved with age (one of the very few cases of women becoming hotter as they grew older). Now she is a kinda good looking for being 45.

they were already fucking during Tourist so who gives a fuck

More like hipsters accidentally all became Johnny Depps.

So many cucks in Hollywood, only Leo remains based.

Plus he actually has a career beyond being Tim Burton's bull. KEK

This.

I want to wake up one morning and hear Brad Pitt has killed Johnny Depp.

lawsuit when?