Character is invited to drink beer or smoke weed for the first time

>character is invited to drink beer or smoke weed for the first time
>he coughs
>everyone chuckles at him

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dumb nazi poster

>mouth is really dry so character involuntarily swallows
>they think he's trying to swallow the smoke

>character forgets to change the bongwater for months
>discovers dead earwigs and silverfish floating in murky water

>character stops smoking weed
>feels shit at worse but eventually feels better about himself than ever and remembers that he can have fun while sober

>character coughs so hard he throws up a little in his car

name 5 iCarly episodes this happens in

this happens irl.

>and remembers that he can have fun while sober

That depends entirely on where you live user. If you are unfortunate enough to live in a locality that does not support anything you are interested in then you can't have fun while sober.

When I moved out west to look for work from a large city it quickly became an endless cycle of drinking a third of my pay check because I could not find a single person who had the same hobbies or interests as me out there.

>someone says something in a movie
>some retard posts it on a Madagascar movie board with a frog image

>characters suggest they're about to have sex
>cut to them in bed just as the man cums inside with the sheets covering everything
>he sighs and rolls of the woman
>she looks anxious and asks him something
>camera reveals he's already asleep

>character isn't so sex deprived that he cums 12 times in the space of three minutes

t. numale

>character smokes weed and starts hallucinating and has an all out insane dream sequence that consists of psycotropic insanity that nobody has ever experienced on weed.
mfw he doesn't just feel calm and go on a taco bell run

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Aww did babby experience his first big boy party?

Fucking kek

I had barnacles growing in mine

>he can't go out and socialize on pot without anyone noticing

Sucks 4 u

why do movies show pot like this?
I haven't smoked weed in years and never really liked it but this still pisses me off. I've done mushrooms and acid as well and IT doesn't even come close to how the movies portray someone smoking weed.
why tv/ why?

>character smokes weed
>ITS ALRIGHT TAKE IT EASY
>*sees colorful cartoon characters*
>strips naked
>wooooaaa duuuddeeee so hiiiiiiiiiighhhh

because of reefer madness. They tried to make weed this horrible horrible psychotic. That meme has only really began to die in the last 10 or so years.

>character has a healthy social life and people that care for him

Am I supposed to relate?

>character drinks alcohol
>pink elephants appear and begin a musical numbner

No, you're supposed to be envious

>character sips alcohol for the first time
>immediately starts hiccuping

>does drug (mostly weed and lsd) and experiences deliriant effects

>character is invited to smoke marijuana
>dies from an overdose

t. KEK