High-Ranking army sergeant marches over to a phone and picks it up

>High-Ranking army sergeant marches over to a phone and picks it up
>"Get me the president"

>the president answers the call with a blinking red phone on his desk

>some shit happens
>I didn't sign up for this

>it's actually exactly what they signed up for

>walk into cinema
>movie stats playing

>scene ends, switches to a scene with two other characters
>first line of dialogue is a question without context during the establishment shot
>shot of characters, other character responds with "what?"
>character responds and provides context of question

>wake up
>race war hasn't started

>split screen shot of bf and gf talking to their best friends. Was the sex good? gf:meh bf:yes
every fucking time? are we seriously expected to laugh at this stuff anymore?

>high ranking
>sergeant

pick one

>Turn on the TV!
>They automatically turn it the the right channel, where a news report is just starting on the relevant subject

I get more angry that in every movie & tv show the male characters are always perceived as being hung and can make any girl orgasm.

never once seen this ever user.
and even so it's true, sorry about your small penis

>bad guy fighting with good guy on train tracks
>bad guy gets crushed by train
>"right on time"

40 year-old Virgin, any Rom-Com really, any Romance movie, any high school dramedy TV show. First noticed it back when I watched Dawson's Creek.

>"Get the President on the line"
>everyone is sitting still
>one guy gets up and leaves the room
>seconds later, he comes back with a phone
>stands up to the General
>"Sir..."
>General picks up the phone
>*on the other end* "Hello?"
>"Mr. President..."
>"...it's happening."

40yr old virgin when?

>high ranking sergeant

What is E-8, E-9

I have no idea about army rankings and don't care, the army is an outdated institution.

the ending. Dude has sex for a second time and the girl is clearly exhausted.

are you wearing flannel and skinny jeans right now

So what? when do they imply he is well hung?
you don't seem to track very well user. Do you have some kind of mental handicap ?

Yes, what is that? Please explain.

No I don't buy crappy mall fashion brands made by sweatshop workers in India

Really piss-poor moves in chess.

>character A hiding from bad guy trying to stay quiet
>character B, also hiding with him farts and gives away position to bad guy

that uh didn't answer my question at all

E-8- First Sergeant

E-9 Sergeant Major, Command Sergeant Major

Chess is for butt fucking navy faggots

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>"Hello, madame president?"

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What does frogposting have to do with pol? That's reddit or r9k if anything .

>>>/reddit/
>>>/tumblr/
pick any one of them faggot

actually i take that back

not even /lgbt/ would welcome such a whiny faggot

just pick either reddit or tumblr

Neck yourself faggot

test

>>>/Reddit/

>trump flagship community
>sjw hellhole
>lgbt board
These are some really mixed signals you've got going on, little boy.

Name 10 examples of each or I'm fucking banning all of you dumb fucking frogposters.

They claimed the frog as their symbol.

i fucking love this trope
but this was more of a 90s thing
we have to go back

Okay, time's up. Enjoy your ban.

It's not high rank if it's a sarge. Those aren't even officers

So is this board just a bunch of fat boys complaining about the movies and tv that they don't have to watch? Why don't you just go outside instead?

>le Cred Forums boogeyman
we live in your head rent free.

I get that you're probably new and stupid, but do you at least recognize the intense irony in your post?

Or was this just bait?

Bet you perfer anime were all main characters are percieved as beta males. Far more relatable to you? Uh user?