Could this BE anymore of a Friends thread?

>tfw you gambled away more money than the average middle class person makes in a lifetime

>XBOX, find me some cocaine

Ring a ding ding, baby. The game was rigged from the start.

WE WILL...WE WILL...CALL YOU BACK!!

god thats just too much liquid.

It's too much of everything senpai. How can people even eat this garbage.

SO NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAY

>it's a Gunther fapping in the bathroom while sniffing Rachel's used apron episode

Anyone else here only watch the first 5 seasons and then restart just so you never have to think of it ending?

Why not all of them except the last season?

because you can sense the end coming.

Yes but also because the quality goes down in the later seasons

kek

Well his hair is still there. And I'm sure some of the mon-Oh.

Monica could have married a legit billionaire

And she didn't because he wanted to ultimate fight. He would have probably gotten bored with it after a month.

He made a pretty big deal that he wouldn't.
>Monica: I mean I-I thought you were nuts at first, but you-you did it. And now you can just look back at this thing with no regrets.
>Pete: What, look back?
>Monica: Well, you’re not gonna get going are you?
>Pete: Well let me ask you a question. Am I the Ultimate Fighting Champion?
>Monica: Well, no. But...
>Pete: Well I’m not gonna stop until I’m the Ultimate Fighting Champion.
>Monica: That guy stood on your neck until you passed out!
>Pete: Let me tell you a story. When I set out to create Moss 865, do you think it just happened overnight? No. There was Moss 1, that burnt down my Dad’s garage, there was Moss 2 that would only schedule appointments in January, and 862 others that I learned from, just like I learned from this fight, never to let a guy stand on my neck.
That was before he got KO'd in less than 10 seconds in his second fight (she was still with him at that point).
She didn't want to watch him get CM Punked on the ring and he wouldn't change his mind.
It was just a device to separate them, really, Pete was kind of boring.

underrated

Nice touch with the filename

Best Filename

Yeah fuck Pete she could have had some of the best mustache rides of her life.

He would have gotten bored or in really great shape really fast.

He wouldn't have been getting his shit kicked in every weekend. Don't most fighters only fight a few times a year?

With the best trainers and dietitians he'd have improved quickly I think

Does anyone else get kinda tired of the constant sexual shit going on all the time? You'd think they'd be able to write like 2 episodes without sex involved but I guess not

I can get that Friends was good for its time but damn it's boring and plain nowadays. Can't watch it desu

that looks absolutely disgusting, jesus fuck

sex is a big part of normal people's lives user

Good thread. Chanandler is the best friend.

>marry billionaire
>he gets killed in the ring
>her apartment lease becomes plausible for the first time in the series

thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/friends-writers-lewd-talk-about-aniston-cox
>As seen in this excerpt, Cox's fertility and love life, Schwimmer's sexual preference, and Aniston's availability were openly discussed in the "Friends" writer's room, according to Lyle. Not to mention how several writers spoke of their secret desire to turn the character Joey (played by Matt LeBlanc) into a serial rapist, discussing "full scenes of how he would rape the women."

Chandler > Joey > Ross > Monica > Rachel > Phoebe

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>girls are doo-doo heads! >:(

Back to tumblr.

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>i found even fictional women scary. that makes me an alpha

>he rated the female cast of friends as the least funny therefore he must be afraid of all women
You're a cliche.

Agreed

And for the record, anyone who doesn't rank Phoebe as the worst Friend is wrong.

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Phoebe is the worst, but it's like saying that a ham and pineapple pizza is worse than a pepperoni pizza. Both are good, but one's still better

>both are good

I'm not going to let this devolve into an argument about pizza. So I'll just agree that Phoebe is clearly not the best.

sorry mate, I'm just really hungry tbH

could have used more fap jokes in the show desu

Chandler>Ross>>>Joey>>>>>>the girls

The girls aren't even bad, the guys are just much funnier.

Phoebe's annoying but Rachel is just almost never funny.

Nice

Are you wanting a hot meal? Hopefully you have at least 11$

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This isn't a hot meal

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this. they mentioned it explicitly multiple times.

also: crazy ross is best character.
and the moist-maker is a legitimate culinary revelation.

Seinfeld was not all about sex. And it was a better show.

/thread

Christ almighty please tell me that was a joke or something. He put fucking soy sauce in it at one point.

naw
>captcha completely related

a friend of mine who liked crafts and drawing made a boardgame based on that and it wasn't all that fun. too much randomness and no tension at all since your progress could be reset at any point by said random shit

that said, you could just make a board yourself and bend the rules the show defined to make it good

OH GOD!
MY FIRST HOT MEAL!

>Greg Malins would take a copy of the "Friends" script cover and blacken out the letters to make it say penis.
>When he would blacken out the letters to say penis, Malins would say, this is the most important thing you'll learn on "Friends".

>He put fucking soy sauce in it at one point.
No, it's a kind of chili

Best friend

Monica > Ross

>"Seinfeld was not all about sex"
>most episodes are about George trying to get laid

Some dudes just don't have the talent, coordination, mentality etc. to ever be more than a can.

That relationship was just plain disgusting

looked alright until he started adding onion

how much do you think that plate of food cost?

do you think it was hot

friends was really cool. especially the ending.

>largest friend
>not simply eating the other five