THIS CHRISTMAS

THIS CHRISTMAS

AIDEN GILLEN

HAS BIG PLAN'S THIS CHRISTMAS. FOR YOU!

AND ROB SCHNEIDER

FOR YOU

ROONEY MARA IS

AND THE BIG GUY WITH ALL THE PRESENTS

FOR YOU

JEB!

AND STARRING AS SANTA HIMSELF

IN A WORLD WHERE SMALL GUYS RULE

AN ANCIENT EVIL AWAKENS

A young black man faces the ultimate challenge

YOUR CHRISTMAS TREE HAS NEVER BEEN THIS BIG

FOR YOU

CRITICS CALL IT FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY

BUT NOW HE'S GOING TO HAVE TO SAVE CHRISTMAS BY PUTTING HIMSELF ON THE NAUGHTY LIST

IF YOU'RE A FAGGOT

ROB SCHNEIDER REPRISING HIS MOST BELOVED ROLE JUST FOR THE HOLIDAYS

BUT THE LOVE OF HIS WIFE'S SON CHANGES EVERYTHING

CRIME. PENETRATION. CRIME. FULL PENETRATION. CRIME. PENETRATION. AND THIS GOES ON AND ON AND BACK AND FORTH FOR 90 OR SO MINUTES UNTIL THE MOVIE JUST SORT OF ENDS.

MEGAMAN

AND ROB SCHNEIDER

AND MORGAN FREEMAN AS THE VOICE OF SANTA

*WILHELM SCREAM*

KEKS. WILL. RISE.

AND KEKS WILL FALL

FROM THE PRODUCERS OF FRED: THE MOVIE

*SLIDE WHISTLE*

Comes Paul Blarts next adventure

TOM HARDY IN A GRIPPING STORY ABOUT PANE AND HARDSHIP

*SINGLE PIANO NOTES OF FAMOUS SCORE STARTS PLAYING*

FROM THE AUTHOR OF OLOF YORPAYNE

*SMACKS LIPS*

FROM THE PRODUCER WHO SAW DIVERGENT COMES A STORY ABOUT

BALLS

I wish I wasn't at work because I usually record these on vocaroo

DOIT

BRING A RUBBER SHEET BECAUSE YOU'LL SHIT YOURSELF LAUGHING

YOU DON'T WANNA MISS THIS ADAM SANDLER COMEDY SANDWICH STARRING JIM "I DON'T CARREY ABOUT MY KIDS" CARREY

HUMANZEES

SANTA IS GONNA HAVE TO CHANGE HIS WAYS (Yeah by Usher starts playing, cut to santa dancing with bunch of black kids)

A BIG GUY WILL RISE

CRITICS ARE CALLING IT A 'HOLLY JOLLY TIME FOR YOU AND YOUR WIFE'S SON'

"AYO SANTA WHERE DA CHICKEN AT"

the title and tagline: SANTAS NEW GROVE: TIME FOR THE WINTER "SOUL"STACE

ROB SCHNEIDER IS

I will Vocaroo this at 75 posts

HE WILL VOCAROO THIS AT 75 POSTS AND BE FORCED TO SAY "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER" IN THE PROCESS

OH THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A MARK

AND MOM'S GONNA FREAK

THE ONLY WAY TO BE NUMBER ONE IS

JOHN CENA

HEY IM THE GUY RECORDING THIS AND I JUST HAVE TO SAY I LOVE BIG NIGGER COCKS IN MY LITTLE WHITE ASS HNNG LITERALLY JIZZING MY PANTS RIGHT NOW THINKING ABOUT CHOKING ON A HOT NIGGER LOAD

*THIS IS MY FIGHT SONG*

BASED ON A TRUE STORY

ALAN BOYCE

AND IN HIS BIG SCREEN DEBUT, BAD LUCK BOOTSY HIMSELF AS THE GRINCH

*MARLENE WATCHES FROM THE WALL*

AND WHEN HIS WIFES SON STOPS BELIEVING IN SANTA, SETH ROGEN WILL HAVE TO PUT DOWN THE BONG AND SING THE ALONG, WITH THE TUNE OF HIS HEART.
seth rogen: I think santa definately smokes weed, I mean all those cookies... come one
>cue bong hit effect and seth rogen pot laugh to fade black.

DIRECTED BY ZACK SNYDER

AND STARRING ZACK SNYDER

IN

COMMANDER ZHUKOV'S GREAT COUNTER ATTACK

JUST

COMING SOON

TO A NIGGER NEAR YOU

IN IMAX 3D

MEMES

AND REGULAR-D

HOP ONTO FANDANGO TO GET YOUR TICKET NOW

VOCAROO GUY IS GONNA FREAK

WHEN HE SEES

THE NAME OF THIS MOTHERFUCKING CHRISTMAS MOVIE:

MUH BIG BLACK AASSSS

I like to tickle my winky while thinking about big black men!

I'LL GET YOU YOU SON OF A BITCH

okaaaaay, vocaroo guuuuuy

WITH JARED LETO ON A MOTHERFREAKING PERFORMANCE.

MDE PRESENTS: WORLD PEACE ft. L*x*

FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER RELEASED FOR STREAMING TO KEKSHEDS ONLY

VOCAROO GUY COME ON ALREADY

come on hurry up

guys?

girls?

bane?

OPENING SCENE...DR. KRINGLE I'M CIA
then just imagine the genetic research and cia conspiracies that were involved to create santa and the cover up which then followed.

The human psyche is incompatible with postmodern life

SEE THE CRITKEKALLY ACCLAIMED FILM EVERY WIFE'S SON IS TALKING ABOUT

WITH A VENGEANCE

BIG RED LETTERS

COMING DECEMBER 32

is vocaroo guy gonna deliver or not?

>implying it wasn't faggot op trying to get replies

I SWEAR TO GOD IF I DON'T GET A DICK INSIDE OF ME I WILL KILL MYSELF.
I FUCKING SWEAR TO GOD IF I DON'T GET A DICK INSIDE OF ME I WILL KILL MYSELF.
I REALLY FUCKING SWEAR TO GOD IF I DON'T GET A DICK INSIDE OF ME I WILL KILL MYSELF.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF I DON'T GET A DICK INSIDE OF ME I WILL KILL MYSELF.
I ABSOLUTELY SWEAR TO GOD IF I DON'T GET A DICK INSIDE OF ME I WILL KILL MYSELF.
I FUCKING REALLY SWEAR TO GOD IF I DON'T GET A DICK INSIDE OF ME I WILL KILL MYSELF.
I REALLY FUCKING REALLY SWEAR TO GOD IF I DON'T GET A DICK INSIDE OF ME I WILL KILL MYSELF.
I GOD DAMN SWEAR TO GOD IF I DON'T GET A DICK INSIDE OF ME I WILL KILL MYSELF.

ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME

If female, you are an idiot and even if you are fat you can just go get laid at a bar in 5 min, some guy will bite. if you haven't figured that out yet you probably should kill yourself for being stupid
if male, get grinder and get laid in 5 min

AND ROB SCHNEIDER

THE MAIN CHARACTER DIES IN THE END

*everybody dance now starts playing*

This film is not yet rated

HE

DOES

when vocaroo?

Learning to read

we're in september, you fucking newfag
kys

SUDDENLY.....BEADS

BEES?