Oh shit nigga, Netflix can't stop going full retard and greenlighting everything, now they've given you a show

We are back senpai.

Mel Gibson's sex life

its just me spanking various female celebrities while interviewing them

if that isnt high caliber telekino I dont know what is

I would watch the shit out of this show.

A post apocalyptic world with mutants due to radioactivity after WW3 following a young insane genius child doing his best to watch the world burn

Joseph (Aaron Taylor-Johnson) is a socially awkward, semi-independent 23 year old college student working several part time jobs so he can afford his apartment, which he shares with 3 roommates, and school. His parents worry about him so they get him a psychiatrist, Judy Green (Elizabeth Olson). They slowly fall in love throughout the first season. Still working on the details.

How THE FUCK do you know their gender? Stop assuming shit

It'd be a science fiction show that is probably too similar to Farscape than it has any legal right to be

I still miss it ;_;

There's a difference between a "male" and a "man", and I haven't seen any White Men on Planet Earth since Steve McQueen. don't get trigert all at once now, nu-male

am I the only one unable to post because of constant "connection error"? can anybody read this?

Life on the rez.

celebrities doing things while nude

on today's show, miranda cosgrove goes to hotspring. it shows her complately nude

on today show, victoria justice goes skiiing. shows her skiiing nude

It's basically Band of Brothers, but then set during the Napoleonic Wars.

or

3 seasons of each 10 episodes about the Aubrey-Maturin series (Master and Commander).

>
Really?

A show about 10 random peoples lives, it shows their life from childhood, to adult hood and how different decisions impacted their whole life and shaped it. It shows how people living in another country, live exactly the same life as you do from birth to death

fucking chink moot ruining everything.

I make love to a beautiful woman and then enjoy a full course dinner from a chef flown in from a renowned restaurant. A different chef will be featured each episode. After I finish my meal I'll be sure to let the viewers understand the experiences I had were pleasant with an in depth analysis of what made them so enjoyable. Some episodes will feature me riding rollers coasters at a popular theme park.

>It's basically Band of Brothers, but then set during the Napoleonic Wars.
YES

Like the ugly swans?

Ten, twenty episode, seasons detailing the life and backstory of CIA agent Bill Wilson.

Train rides a la those long Norwegian broadcasts.
Also car rides, ferry rides, plane rides etc.
Imagine a camera mounted on the hood of a car driving through the US, coast to coast, or on the head of someone walking a long trekking trail.

No talking or cuts, just one, several hours long shot for each film.

>Train rides a la those long Norwegian broadcasts.

Already exists: eo.nl/tv/railaway/

I'd bring back SG-1.

Yeah, but I want more.

10 part miniseries about the Social War with Timothy Dalton as Marius.
I haven't thought the rest of the casting through.

i want this

i'm sure they are scaling for tomorrows debate traffic

user's Show of feats of extraordinary magnitude

Basically OG Vice, we go around dfilming crazy shit, talking to people grom all walks of life, shoot some machine guns, blow up stuff, and eat exotic cuisine.

a continuation of star trek TNG with the same characters, but in the style of a cheesy 90s sitcom like Full House

Wheel of Time, one series for every book.

Show title: Your Best Sex Ever

Type: Reality Show

Description: 20 participants are grouped into random pairs that are given a room and all sorts of drugs and sex toys with the sole mission to have their Best Sex Ever(TM). Its a strictly scientific show, so all the contestants bodily functions are monitored in real time, be it blood pressure, heart bpm, body heat, sexual arousal and orgasm intensity via neuroimaging. The partner who got the strongest orgasm gets disqualified and the better sex-skilled partner keeps participating.

Why the FUCK aren't they adding more horror movies in October for Halloween? So fucking stupid.

It's a show about the various lives of Cred Forums users and how their lives are unknowingly intertwined

COMING THIS CHRISTMAS...

*blank screen imposed over the explosions and roar of combat*

"In the grim darkness of the far future..."

*the words fade in and fade out, barely audible over the explosions, whirring of machinery and death cries, a voice can be heard bellowing 'for the Emperor!'*

"...there is only war."

*screen erupts in fast cuts of Space Marines, Chaos, Tyranids, Eldar, Tau, Necrons all battling one another across a myriad of planets before settling on a single image of a decrepit mummified corpse, covered in tubes and apparati sitting on a throne*

NETFLIX PRESENTS:

Warhammer 40,000

It will never happen, user.

( ._.) ( ;_;)

I'd nut myself if Netflix announced a Ciaphus Cain based series.

My own sketch comedy show

Some of the segments that I have in mind:
>Dragon's Den where the Dragons are Kevin O'FuckYou, Jewish Pedophile, Prince Nwimbeclickclacktupacnowgobo, Cunt, and Donald Trump (features copious amounts of O'learyposting)
>Wisdom from the orient (where I make random Asian proverbs)
>Data is beautiful (show how "beautiful" numbers are, starting with the official figures on Auschwitz)
>KKK for Bernie Sanders (where Bernie sanders supporters try to attract more black voters and accidentally revive the KKK while trying to create an alternative to KFC with a socialist spin)
>To catch a fat chick (pick up women from Craigslist and just insult them for as long as they let me)

It would be everything Sam Hyde wasn't allowed to put in World Peace

I'd watch it

Please, this. I'm already laughing at what you write.

>What's it about?
Titcow and titcalf
someone else can explain

A down on his luck Irish pug of a heavyweight boxer who picks up money as an "exorcist."

A poor mans doctor who that is more closely based on the classic series than new who

Cyberpunk show, about 30 years into the future, where social status is directly correllated with wealth. The more popular you get, the more money you get. Society gets insanely vain to the point of ludicrousness.

The "poor" folks rely on odd jobs fixing machinery, cleaning, building, because for some reason or another they can't elevate their social status. They're known as robots.

First season follows sort of an average day in the life of various robots culminating in a violent uprising. I don't know the plan beyond that.

Go to bed neill blomkompf

I like this idea

But it's 9pm

Thx

Philip Seymour Hoffman walking down a strip and looking back in his memories.

When he reaches the end of the road he is very old (episode 5), his last 'memory' is of his own funeral.

Episode 2 will show him witnessing a murder of a boy in his early teens, bullies are poking the child with knives and he is howling in pain. Other flashbacks are that of historical moments in recent history.

>A travel show starring me. I travel to a different country each episode and get furiously drunk and try to pick up local women and make friends with fellow travelers. I'm handsome enough that I could be the host of a travel show, but autistic enough that watching my misadventures and social missteps would be hilarious.

Can't wait to see you get glassed by English yobs in episode 2.

It'll be a nice profile of the NHS. You could do a bit about getting an MRI and having physical therapy.

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wtf I want to see this made now

fund it

>casting couch stories
>unnamed actresses experiences on the casting couch are reenacted by other attractive actresses

A 10 part space opera set 200 years from now based around a sentient AI which has hopped from computer system to computer system for 2 billion years. Transferring between ships, stations, planets and mega structures, it's the oldest intelligent being in the galaxy which has witnessed all major galactic history and holds a million secrets.

It would be based in a human ship now after recently transferring there in an emergency and hook up with a loserish member of the crew. It would reveal itself to him and the two would go off on an adventure exploring the ruins of galactic history searching for a lost mcguffin which is vital in stopping something from the distant past from returning.

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Actually sounds pretty decent

NARCOS, but with everyone trying to hunt Jean-realphio (in Parks and Recreation) instead of Pablo escobar.

I heard this was being made?

Don't worry user, I'd enjoy the shit out of Starspace.

It's probably due to ad block

Also, if it weren't for Marvel being shit, a GotG show would be about as close a bullseye hit to a new Farscape as things could get, especially since Disney owns Marvel and Muppets.

every season is a year in the life of a boy born in 1990 starting at age 10. each season advances 10 years.

A show that destroys SJWs forever.

or maybe just start it in 1990 and make the first season entirely about his parents

>le bingewatching format
I throw their offer in the trash.
I want my audience to feel and analyze each episode, not eat one whole season up like a fat fuck at a buffet.

a show following a college cross country team
they are one of the worst teams in the country, horribly unenthusiastic and spend most of their time getting drunk, smoking pot and general loserness
The team is an eclectic mix, with hicks, burnouts, good students and potential dropouts

most episodes involve them coming up with various schemes that involve booze, girls and fucking with the school's beloved crew team

it would be a weird mix between it's always sunny in philadelphia and everybody wants some!!

I'd watch the shit out of that, used to be on a cross country team and I love seeing antics between losers.

A sitcom about a middle-aged Hollywood writer/director who is terrible at his job but has managed to become successful through repeatedly bullshitting to the industry about how deep his films are and getting pally with producers. Leaves plenty of room for parody of almost all Hollywood.

Starring Richard Ayoade.

Same way they make everything: look at the statistics, trends, and viewing figures then assemble something that appeals to a common denominator between a handful of statistics.

Let's draw a few out of my ass:
> Capeshit
> Action-Comedy
> anti-Trump
> BLM
> Supernatural

So here's a show idea:
> A pair of rugged, African-American, superhuman hunks vanquish demons and monsters who have taken over the United States in this hilarious, action-packed satire of American politics.

Alan is that you? I'm so sorry about the car accident.

I can't tell if that's sarcasm

that's pretty much me until recently, I risked my life plenty of times.

You just described the new Spider-Man comic.

A Spider-Man TV show done by Raimi.
It's a continuation of the films.

Twitch Streamer horror series kinda like Unfriended but good.

the office 2
bring back jim and pam
except jim will be with emily blunt who is a new character on the show

A private process server (the guy who shows up at your door and gives you legal papers and says "you've been served"). Except he's blind .

Basically Stranger Things but it's just little bastard hoodrat teenagers breaking into haunted mansions to smoke weed and chase ghosts

Heh.

is pam still on the show? sounds like it's going in a twin peaks direction

An adaptation of WW2 in space.
Mecha nazis against xeno.

my inability to do anything productive

like a self destructive and depressing Groundhog day

A completely silent, stoic knight that rarely removes his helmet travels across various vaguely ancient landscapes on a quest that is unknown to the audience.
Along his travels, he saves an orphaned young girl from bandits after they destroyed her village.
She tags along with him without his consent and begins traveling with him on his quest.
Together, they go through a lot of ordeals and wonderful times.
The knight begins to feel like a surrogate father, while the girl sees him in a romantic light. This is never developed beyond this point though. Keep the retarded shippers on their toes.
The girl keeps aging while the knight seems to remain the same. Eventually the girl grows up, then grows old and then dies. The knight speaks his first words in the show during her burial. And then he continues his journey.
Heavily implied the knight is immortal and the quest has no end.

I can't tell if you're kidding but go fuck yourself

The rise of CIA

FUND IT.

Why? It could be pretty cool to have a full series of horror from a webcam or desktop view.

I love this

10 hours of AnnaSophia Robb talking about anal sex, after a few hours she'd be so horny I'd get there and just destroy her ass until we're both in love

I would make a 48 hours series, but It would focus on traffic jams, where the viewers can watch the bumper to bumper action in each episode

>where social status is directly correllated with wealth
So like now?

A story about a space shipment courier turned interplanetary bounty hunter struggling with the realization that people are not inherently good or evil.

In the first episode, we see our main character navigating an asteroid belt slowly with his four person crew. As he nears the end of the belt, a lone pirate fires a missile that pierces just behind the cockpit. The other crew members are blasted away and the pirate steals the cargo. Our main character narrowly makes his way to an outpost where he is recruited to help with a "simple" bounty hunt in exchange for a lift to a neighboring planet.

Eventually our character joins the group of bounty hunters and travels across the planetary system for money, women, personal vendettas, and friendship.

If you think that every shot being the exact same framing and someone streaming a game in the process would be visually entertaining at all then there's no saving you

I like this. I would make the character mostly silent though. Completely silent just causes friction.

A historically accurate remake of Rome (all black cast)

Raw footage of animals in the wild eating their prey. Nat Geo quality, but none of the innocent "watch as the lioness plays with her cubs" crap. The good stuff.

Narrated by a professional akin to David Attenborough, not some loud-mouth reality tv jackass.

Finally

It would indeed be interesting, yes. It would be a pretty original idea, compared to normal cinematography.

Also, it would have multiple angles. Desktop, webcam, cellphones, security cameras and ect.

All totally plausible today.

This is a show already called Sin Cities. It was British and aired on Bravo in the U.K. I think and on Showcase in Canada.

So you want to make parnormal activity, then?

A show chronicling the achievements and failures of Flavius Belisarius aswell as some other saucy goings on in the Byzantine Empire at the time. Something like "Last of the Romans" which is a title often attributed to him.

Would cast James Purefoy as a racy byzantine officer simply to hear him swear like he did in Rome. JUNO'S CUNT

Ned's Declassified: College edition

Not really. The horror could be digital, demons or what ever. I just like the concept of Unfriended and would want to see it made better.

Watching Unfriended on a Laptop screen is pretty "spooky" by itself since you hear notifications and ect.
More something like Marble Hornets where you see stuff sometimes and people are slowly turning insane.

anthology style fake documentary, set 10 years after "the event" documenting the lives of people who were involved in sit down interviews, interspliced with candid footage and news footage of them during "the event"
world war z as it was meant to be done, essentially, but it doesnt really have to be zombies, it could be alien contact, or AI uprising, whatever

Just a classic western probably

The Horus Heresy.
Two hour-long episodes per book, starting with Horus Rising, False Gods, and Galaxy in Flames to introduce everyone to the universe. Then First Heretic and skip the dumbass books like battle for the abyss.

Mainly I just want to see the final confrontation between Sang and Horus, and then between Horus and Emp. That's all I've ever wanted to see.

7UP, 14UP etc. already did it.

A documentary chronicling the fall of the West, and a simulation of how the world will look 100 years from now if nothing is done.

Neo-noir crime drama taking place in 2040s Hong Kong

Desu i lived with cross country kids for two years in college and they were all losers even though they were D

I'd like a series set in the Wardstone Chronicles universe to erase that awful film from my mind.

Basically a middle-aged man and his teenage apprentice wandering around 1600s British Isles dealing with witches, demons, monsters etc. in a professional manner in exchange for money.

It needs to be dark, small scale, and comfy with lots of shots of Northern England.

Love it

I eat an entire pizza from a different delivery place every episode and cry because I feel fat afterwards.

Basically this guy on the long run.

In the season finale I get drunk and accidentally say something that could be construed as homophobic. I spend the next hour apologizing and blaming it on how I was raised.

I take it back if at the end of the credits it says that it was dedicated to your memory it could be patrician as fuck.

>13 episodes per season
>2-3 seasons at least, but no more than 5
>hardboiled PI noir
>shot in black and white
>set in a perpetually stormy city
>seems like its always night
>crooked cops
>company men everywhere
>femme fatales
>tons of voice over narration by the lead
>lead is Jon Hamm

Yeah I was thinking it might not be far fetched enough

I want to extrapolate on the current idea of a social media based culture by having that literally be people's way of life.

I bet you smell like cheese

So basically Sin City the Show

That'd be fucking awesome, I'm down

Paranoid neet trying to break out of his self built prison but things keep getting in his way.

Example: He wants to take out the garbage but his neighbors are outside and might try to talk to him.

A show about a fully sentient A.I. that is indistinguishable from a normal human. Nothing spooky happens. He just lives out his life in peace doing regular human things. He doesn't 'discover what it means to be human' or wallow in how mundane his life is. He just exists for a while, then his power supply fails one day and all of his memories are erased.

Yeah, but not as over the top, but about as heavy on the typical noir cliches/tropes. I can't decide whether or not it would be set in the 30s or the present, so I would probably go the Sin City route and just make it anachronistic as fuck. Cell phones and old cars from the 30s-50s, old and modern guns.

The soundtrack would be period jazz though, mostly, or like idk, like the wild sax shit from Lethal Weapon, maybe a bit like the Thief soundtrack by Tangerine Dream too. No Peaky Blinders shit with modern rock or rap songs.

Honesrly, this could make for a really good show

I hate those shows where an awkward character has trouble getting laid but in the end bags a cute chick. Hell, even in the 40 year old virgin he was damn close to losing his virginity early

What about the wizards? What about the guys who Never came close to even kissing a girl?

A virus kills all women on the planet in a matter of weeks. Men everywhere that lost wives or significant others are devastated. The kissless virgins of the world are the only ones that know how to cope with crushing loneliness and have to teach everyone else how to carry on.

>A naive young boy from some third world country goes to study in America then returns back to realize how corrupt/broken his home nation truly is, he starts to become radicalized into some neo-facist/assorted authoritarian ideologue who wants to eliminate all the bad elements from his nation with a naive black/white mentality, starts a small party of other likeminded individuals and try to rise up the ranks of the corrupt political environment while being threatened/attecked by corrupt politicians and bought off crime rings alike.

It'll be a crime/political drama mostly since the party is comprised of naive teens/young adults who think the can change things without getting their hands dirty.

It would be hilarious if one of these ideas gets actually done.

Beel Boys

An entire series inspired by I have No Mouth and I Must Scream. Featuring 5 characters, each with their own individual episodes where we explore them and finally 3 episodes where they all come together to stop the rouge AI. The first season ends with them deciding to commit suicide, with only one character unsuccessful and later transformed, by AM, into a creature that can only know pain and suffering but never express it.

The look and feel is that of a late 70s early 80s scfi-horror flick.

AM's voice will be done by Harlan Ellison.

I'm doing it and I'm doing it right. Brian Herbert and Kevin J. Anderson will have no input whatsoever. Jorodowsky will have a preemptive restraining order placed on him barring him from approaching within 10 miles of any set or location. Every actor auditioning for a major speaking role must include submit a 5-8 page essay on the novel before they will be considered.

Batman TV series. No Gotham prequel horseshit, no spin-off Birds of Prey nonsense, no homicidal Batman movies. Just straight Batman. Emphasis on detective work, use of gadgets and covering the great arcs of the comic (Robins, Long Halloween, Harvey Dent, Hush), but with room for original stories.

The movies can range from amazing to awful, but they never feel like they're enough, or grasp the "tenets" of the comic. There's some really great shit to adapt with room for tweaks.

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Comedy based in a charity shop

(My favourite genre is game shows but they won't work on Netflix)

>Idiot Abroad ??

That is not how they develop. There was a lot of bullshit about how they were doing "algorithm-driven" development but that's proven to be complete bullshit.

Instead, it's "Hey, we need stuff to serve demographic X" and take pitches for shows they think that would like that sort of thing. Normal networks do that too - the difference is that Netflix tries to serve everybody one way or another, whereas a network like CBS will only do cop dramas and shitty comedies, and HBO only does high-brow shit.

The show I always wanted to make is basically Crazy Ex-Girlfriend.

>there will never be a golden age of well written big budget short season super hero tv shows

Every superhero works better as a tv show, its just too expensive and they know the next caped nigger in theaters will earn them a 300 mil dollar payout instead of the slow earnings of tv

Don't know why but I'm getting Berserk vibes.

It's basically like Parts Unknown but about sex tourism instead of food tourism. No common hookers on this show, only the most exotic locales and taboo indulgences. From child brothels in Thailand to scat voyeurism in Germany and everything in between. May get Guy Fieri to host it.

Shit, they greenlit my Heroes for Hire 8-parter? Did they even run this by Marvel? Fuck, the hammer's going to come down on us.

That artstyle's pretty dope senpai

>civilization thrives and technological advances find a way for the population to reproduce within 10 years
could see it happening tbqh

Would watch.

>man has 6 month old son
>fincds out hes gonna die from cancer
>doesnt tell anyone
>gets his son an 8 week old pitbull puppy
>tells his son the dog will be there in his place to protect and guide him
>man dies
>son and dog bond as they grow together
>chronicles sons life all the way until hes an old man but the dog hasnt aged at all since reaching maturity
>along they way see both the son and dog save each other and keep each other on the right path
>turns out the son as an old man was telling his granddaughter about the unaging dog and hi-jinks through the years.
>old man dies of old ages and dog dies at same moment
>cue tears
>fin

Fables, direct comic adaptation, 13 episode seasons.

Yeah, I like it too. Really vibrant and stylized compared to most other comics, which gives it a camp-feel that suits the pair perfectly.

It's a fun comic desu

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In 1997 a mysterious event took place on the sky above Rome, a giant hole appeared and disappeared after minutes.
After that event some people around the world discovered that they have a certain power related to what do they like and the very first song they heard in their life.
2016, main character is one of these gifted, his ability is to enter in resonance with 90s technology while singing in his mind the first song he ever heard, i.e. he can find lost objects by punching and destroying Sony Playstations or can show on CRT monitors distant things happening at the very same moment by putting a VGA cable in his ass and various stuff like that.
However during the years he used this ability to became a TV personality, bang C-list actresses and celebrities, find easy money and do loads of drugs cause during that time another ability emerged, when he's high as fuck he can dream of future events in a surrealistic way.
So we have a slightly different timeline, with some events that never happened and some others that happened instead.
Anyway at the beginning of the show he's on his way as a sort of rehab, he mostly gave up on drugs, doing them only on some evenings to witness future events, trying to act as a sort of P.I. for people in need thankfully to one of his childhood friends.
But the things are getting weirder and weirder since stufff happens, his dreams start to turn into the real world, he now can talk to the telly and he's chased by flayed humanoids who have a giant eye instead of a normal head.
This excalate to him being attacked by a man covered by a carapace, the two fights and main character is killed on live television and severely injuries his attacker.
Anyway he wakes up in a parking lot, under another giant hole, but he quickly discovers that he's now in 1997 and with no abilities.

Calm down, Dan

I'm a complete sucker for stylization. This and Lucifer I guess I'm picking up.

What name should I look for when I'm headed to the comic store tomorrow?

No it's "Autist Abroad"