Watch a movie with someone

>watch a movie with someone
>they're on their phone the entire time
>"wow that movie was boring/I couldn't figure out what was going on"

Has this ever happened to you, Cred Forums?

This is why I'm glad to be schizoid master race

>girlfriend tells me she really wants to keep watching a show
>start watching the next episode
>she pulls out her phone and starts scrolling through facebook
>starts showing me stupid videos she finds
>cranks the volume all the way up

I never asked for this

>starting watching movie with my gf
>she takes my cock out and starts sucking it
Can you fucking not? Fuck.

grow your foreskin back, she'll stop doing doing

only once when i went to see there will be blood with an ex.

i fucking warned her she wouldn't like it, but she insisted.

i quit talking to this dumb slut i was fucking because of this. useless cunt

No. I don't have friends.

>Gf wants to watch my favorite movie and then we watch mine
>Watch Die Hard (fuck you I don't care what you think)
>She's texting the entire time
>Starts asking stupid questions like "Why are they taking hostages?"
>Next day its my turn
>She wants to watch the Fountain
>nowsmychance.jpg
>Immediately pull out my phone
>Start asking "Why is he in a hospital I thought he was spanish? Wait is he the tree? Is his girlfriend spanish? Why doesn't he just make her immortal?"
>She then starts the no phones during movies rule herself

>that feel when pussy is not worth subjecting yourself to female company

Dam the Fountain. I get what the film was going for with the whole plot about Humans trying to achieve immortality but holy shit what a bore

Honestly, Just have a relationship where you do your own things.

you clever bastard

>Ex gf wants to watch See No Evil
>Go rent it
>Start to watch
>Ex gf says to mute the movie because she's scared and then fucks off to sleep
>I'm sitting there watching this shitty movie with no sound that I paid for

Never again

It's happened to me a few times

>watch a movie
>not in the mood
>check my phone and shit but keep watching eventhough I know I should just stop
>get to the end and think "wow, I'm sure I'd have liked it under normal circumstances"

Last one, Prince of Darkness

Me and my dad use to watch films all the time and my Mum was often there. She would always knit during the film though and never had a clue what was going on

>Girlfriend wants to watch game of thrones
>Get to the part where theon get tortured
>She starts crying and doesn't want to watch it because "I just can't believe people would do this to each other"
>Her favorite movie is Saw
I'm glad we broke up

I have a friend who will actively ignore movies I choose, regardless of what it is. He'll just whip out his phone or browse reddit on his laptop or even fall asleep.

I have no idea what the issue is, we get along fine when it's anything else.

wow good thing ive never had a gf haha right

>gf wants me to watch her shitty movies
>Puts on Amelie
>Starts riding my dick
>We both fall asleep
>Wake up at the very end
>She's pissed at me for not watching it

Not even memeing, they really do this shit.

i got through about 2/3rds of it
WTF were those dream sequences about?

Sounds like the kind of guy who would stick his dick in your mouth when you're sleeping.

Don't trust him user

>show a friend Goodfellas
>"why are they stealing that money?"
>"why are they so violent?"
>"why did they kill that guy?"

BECAUSE THEY'RE FUCKING CRIMINALS GODDAMN IT.

Fuck you Amelie's great

Fuck you, it's not as great as cumming inside your thicc gf.

I think it was meant to be symbolic of a man looking after his queen, or maybe even a reference to previous lives

the dream sequences where he's by the tree, I have no idea. I think it was to do with what eternal life would be like?

Fuck it I'm a pleb

I guess Tree of life would have been a better title than the fountain also and it wasn't taken in 2002 so no idea on that

>mfw i do this

There were no dream sequences. The Tomas and Queen sequences were the story of Izzi's book.

For what purpose?

no cause I dont have anyone to watch films with

Fuck you I've only ever fucked black girls who don't believe in abortion so they make me cum on their tits and face instead

Amelie is a great movie

He knows you enough to know that the movies you like aren't his thing, and him understanding that shows he most likely understands other aspects of you as well. Which could mean he's a good friend. After all, he sitting there hanging out even though he doesn't like the movie, letting you have your fun because you like it.

No, the dream sequence was the actual tree in the snow globe I think

Boredom.

i was so pissed off by people doing this that i gave up. i no longer try to get people i know to watch good movies because i know as soon as it starts they will text and browse faceboook on their phone the entire time then later bitch at me constantly for it being such a boring movie or not know what is going on.

at this point i stick to watching movies by myself, i cant handle going through that every time i watch a kino.

Is your girlfriend me?

The book was about cortez and shit.
Not about bald wolverine in a snow-globe.

living the dream

Pretty much this. I'll watch the occasional movie with my roommates, but other ones I just simply know better. Recently, The Revenant and Never Let Me Go. Good movies, they missed out, but whatever.

If you can deal without having convenient access to pussy single life is the way to go.

>insist that a friend won't like a movie
>friend thinks I'm messing with him, trying to keep a good movie from him
>watches movie with me
>that was stupid


no fucking shit

>watching flicks with teenagers

Fuck women
Fuck friends
Fuck everything

Oh, those weren't a dream either, they were literally him in the future, thanks to eternal life from the tree. He was taking the tree that grew on top of Izzi's grave to Xibalba.

This shit is my love life. My stupid whore keep picking up her phone and finding my movies stupid.

>Dump thot
>Date males

You're not alone. Women just don't seem to possess the attention span for kino

I'm a woman and I've had this problem with both men and women.

>watch Inside out with cunt
>"I don't like sadness, she's a downer"
well fuck you.
Don't you ever dare to insult mai waifu

>gf pulls out phone and scrolls through facebook while watching a movie, and asks stupid questions

>would look over her shoulder and ask stupid questions about her facebook feed and friends if she wouldn't love the attention

Oh, dam.

So wait, did Huge American get eternal life from science or did Hugh Spanish get eternal life after having fucking plants grow... actually I guess that's meant to be metaphorical

>normies judge you for being all day in from of a computer
>they see nothing wrong with being in their phones 24/7
I fucking hate normies.

ask really aggressive and rude questions but in a totally innocent tone of voice. "who is she? why are you friends with them? what's good about her?"

American got eternal life. I already told you the Spaniard was just Izzi's book story.

>these are the same people complaining on Cred Forums about movies being boring

TeeBeeH it was pretty brutal implied shit

Saw is like a cartoon compared to GoT

>watching a scanner darkly with a couple friends
>about an hour in
>"This movie is stupid, who's the bad guy?"

What kind of faggot are you?

>Take film suggestions from people, in turn they take some from you.
>It's clear they didn't like the film(s) or in general things you suggested.
>They pretend that they do, but never take any more suggestions or want to watch films with you.
>You both smile and nod and act like everything is ok when it isn't.
>As a result you grow distant hope new people come into your life that can appreciate your interests and have discussions.
>Reality is that it never happens.

>tfw gf sucks at video games but was really interested in the story or Silent Hill 2 after hearing me mention it once or twice
>we cuddle while I play through it
>have a healthy discussion about it afterwards

maybe you guys should be finding people with similar interests with you to date to avoid these situations.

>finding people with similar interests

that's boring af

not trying to bang the female version of myself

>Not wanting to bang the femswap version of user.

I don't even care about the interests thing it's impossible, I want to fuck a filthy hambeastie like myself.

similar interests user, not the same interests

>tfw she won't give american football a chance because I called it emo and she associates that genre with black veil brides

:'(

>want to see Godzilla: Resurgence
>buy tickets for myself and a friend who is also interested
>friend changes jobs, he cant make it now
>ask other friend, he says yes
>mfw talking with him about films afterwards and realize he'll hate it

what the fuck, I can't just un-invite him now.

was I the only one wierded out by gosling's eyes in this movie?

Give him a handy in the theater to compensate for his lost hours.

>watch a movie with someone
nope

How in the hell does she not understand Die Hard but The Fountain is her favorite movie?

You.

I like you.

he doesn't like you back

Die Hard is all about spatial awareness so if you aren't paying attention the whole movie wont make sense. It's not a complicated premise, but the movie is like map coordinates and you need to see every street to properly get to the destination.

My close friend is like this, except the result is the opposite. He asks me to pick a movie, we watch the movie, he sits on his phone during the whole movie, then when it's over he says "that's the greatest movie I've ever seen."

Like nigga you only had your eyes on the screen for 20% of the film how can you say it was that good.

>girl I'm dating comes over for a movie
>put on Seven Samurai
>she loves capeshit so I gave her some entry-level kurosawa
>ask her what she thought
>"it was okay"

>"I don't watch movies with other people.
>"...why not?"
>"They're on their phones, ask questions and give a retarded opinion on something they barely watched
>"uhh yeah, we won't do that"
>"Sure then,"
>Watch movie, she turns on her phone,
>I stare at her
>"Hahaaaa, sorry!"
>Keep staring
>"Shut up, I'm sorry"
>Enjoy rest of the movie without any bullshit.

Thats how it went. Everyone else was probably on their phones but their phones weren't fucking becons of light.

>gf starts playing on phone
>I silently remove the phone from her hands
>we continue watching
it really is as simple as that

That's somewhat exactly to what's happening right now to me. Except he would say not an completly honest answer, but without pointing out he doesn't straight dislike it.
Another thing is I recommend him movies, just to know he doesn't really wants to see shit even if he says he will.
But of course, he would watch and maraton hours and hours of anime.

>>I silently remove the phone from her hands

The image of this makes me laugh at your autism more than I can bear. The fact that she just sits there and takes it makes it even funnier.

Have you ever had a gf?

I've had two. Even I had 0 though, the point is most adults don't like being told what to do and they like it even less when someone spergs out and takes shit from their hands. The fact that this is a perfectly normal occurrence and solution to you is amazing to me as I stated.

>watching a movie with friends
>that one guy who asks "why are x doing y" when we're only 3-5 minutes into the movie
>tfw he times it perfectly and talks over the explanation to his question.

Girls love being told what to do though.

You have to learn to shut down any unacceptable behaviour with your gf immediately. If you don't, then you end up like everybody else in this thread who is complaining about their girlfriends.

tbf I had to stop watching that shit, because I couldn't stand sadness. Not because she was sad, but because she was a fucking retard and the other feelings never kept her in check.

>Watching a movie for the first time
>That one person that keeps asking shit nobody could know yet

You've seen the same shit I have, retard.

Fuck those people

MAXIMUM SAVAGE

I tried doing that but it made me come blood.

>Watching Black Mirror with a friend
>She keeps pulling out her phone and scrolling shit
poetry

>most adults don't like being told what to do

Girls love it. In fact you really should be choking your girlfriend reasonably firmly when you fuck her.

Can't think of a more despicable thing. It's why I don't like watching with certain friends, one of the only things that pisses me off.

>woman
>adult

An adult woman is closer to a child than to an adult male.

I just took your advice and now I have to hold my phone through handcuffs, thanks user. I'd use it to call my GF but you know she thinks I just tried to kill her.

>tfw you're so riddled with ADD, you have to have some kind of interaction occurring or you get super bored

i don't even get how people can just sit down and watch something without doing anything

Try finger food like popcorn. No butter so you don't get obese. Eat it slowly and one at a time. Its good because you don't have to think about it or look at the food.

This is why I stopped having 'movie nights' with my normie friends. Unless it's some dumb action-packed movie that they know about, they spend most of their time on the phone even though I always try to stay invested in their movies, even the shitty ones.

Luckly I've found better friends for movies though.

This.

It's pretty funny to read that kinda shit here of all places.

> watch a movie with my older brother
> he's the type that likes to predict things that will happen during the movie.
> does this constantly for years and he knows everyone hates him for it.
> 24 season 7 starts (my favorite fucking show) he starts that shit 5 minutes into the show.
> I lose my shit. "Shut the fuck uppppppp"
> him and his wife are like "really user"
> we sit there in silence for the next two hours and I enjoy the rest of my show.

>"why are they so violent?"
is he a faggot?

>have western movie night with friends
>bring some good spaghetti westerns
>friends continiously talking
>gets angry when I expect them to keep up with the plot

next time
>watch equlibrium
>I've never seen it before so gets really into it
>every time dialogue starts they start talking

My fetish is casual or bored sex stemming from disinterest in another activity. They don't make porn for that, do they?

80% of camgirls is what you just described. They seem more bored with sex than I am with life.

>tfw have a fetish for girls getting cum in their mouth without ever sucking the dick
only ever seen it in a few JAVs and some random amateur vids

Ross>Chandler>Joey>Monica>>>>>>>>>>Phoebe>Rachel

>Friend annoys me for months for watch Hunger Games
>Won't shut up about it, "it's soooooo goooooood"
>After a while I agree to watch it even though I know what to expect (edgy teens vs big bad government)
>Through the movie, he's checking his phone every 10 mins.

Also: he's the type of person that, when watching movie he didn't watch, constantly asks what's going to happen next.

not really, i dont have any friends

No, but I do it to myself every time.

This is what spending too much time on Cred Forums will get you. Even Kurosawa isn't entry level for normies.

>put in Casino just to test the waters
>this film is so shit user

we didnt last long after that

How does it feel to have a gf that has better taste than you

I would ask to borrow their PC/Laptop and use the browser they aren't using to bookmark CP and download tons of it to hidden folder, then tip the police.

Fuck you ADD plebtard.

I've started to watch my films on a tiny CRT-tv because I can't focus if I watch them on my computer.

>watching film with bf
>says he likes scifi
>put on starship troopers
>starts trying to make out and getting hands on my body just at the klendathu drop
gfs are fucking bad for films but boys are even worse. If i wanted to fuck i would have pinned you down and ordered you about. not put on a cult bloody classic

>my only friend just watches normie trash and kids movies
>anything popular or cartoony he will watch it
>I can't enjoy myself everytime he invites me to watch the pleb trash
>check my phone instead

I am the bad guy

>try to watch Drive with my gf
>she just wants to bang instead

What is your favourite kino?

yes, this is why i prefer to do shit on my own

Literally every time I watch a movie with my housemates. Unless it's Disney or Ghibli or something similarly colourful and exaggerated (i.e. for children), they won't pay attention.
Anything slightly cerebral is too confusing, anything pre-1990 is too old, anything over 90 minutes is too long.

lol what a sperg.
His wife probably hates you now cause you are an autistic asshole.

What is 90% of women and 40% of men, Alex?

Hate it, would rather they just went to sleep.

That's the most autistic thing I've read on here

>watch a DVD movie with a group
>they are just talking to each other the whole time
i don't have friends anymore

I hate it when I try to get someone to watch a movie I love and they are just like "yeah, Im gonna go to the kitchen/toilet/wherever" and dont even ask for me to pause the movie, its the biggest fuck you, looking at your phone is like "yeah I dont even pretend I want to see this" but when you think and hope that maybe they like the movie but then dont care at all about it, it hits harder

I really dotn give a fuck about my "gf" we already quit once and then she came back to try again, I just fuck her desu, and even then its not that great

The VVitch, watching it with my cousin

>wow that wasn't even scary and it was boring

Every time i watched a movie i love with someone hoping they would appreciate it i get dissapointed.
Now i dont ever ask anyone to watch a movie i like. Only if they insist and they never do.

your fault for not installing a jammer or a faraday cage

>gf wants to watch her fav. movie with me
>what is it
>generic womenly nonesense movie
>no i dont want to watch it

the end
motionpicture is trash anyway

well, at least your cousin is right

Yes, I hate it. But then again I constantly riff on the movie if we're watching it at home so people might find that annoying as well.

Exgf:

>watch Nymphomaniac in the cinema with her
>all empty but us
>she starts kissing my neck and tries to make out a lot
>i try to watch the film
>she gives me two handjobs through the movie
>i have to rewatch the film in home to fully enjoy it

Current girlfriend:
>watch Evil Dead II in her home
>"whoah this is stupid" "look at that shitty effects" "why is there so much blood? Its nonsense"
>movie finishs
>"well, that was the bad"

>tfw no gf
>tfw no rage inducing stories to share with your Cred Forums bros

>Hey user come here watch this video it's so funny
>Video starts
>It's not funny
>Not funny at all
>Give a pity chuckle and wonder how could he possibly find this funny
>Wonder what type of person he is for a couple days

best friends time to choose the movie
>The host
>In time
Second friend time to choose the movie
>Wierd B movies like a murderer midget getting adopted as a little girl (at least they are funny)
Third friend time to pick movies
>Avatar and other shitty blockbusters

I swear to god they must have the most awful fucking taste

>watch film by yourself
>find it hilarious
>ask some friends to watch it promising its very funny
>on the rewatch I find out its not that funny
>turns out to be very bad
>your friends are dead silent
>sweating, feeling my friends are judging me
>minutes turn into hours

Has this ever happen to you?

heh.
>havent had a friend in about 10 years.
>never had a gf
>dropped out of uni
>no experience in any meaningful line of work

Believe me, your life is ok.

Once 10 years ago. They all fell asleep during the film though.

Do a bad movie night once a month, watch those Gingerbread Man movies and such, usually have a laugh at how bad the movie is.

>have friends
>we have movie night once a month or so
>guys house we go to was great
>then his girlfriend moves in
>she's of course invited to them
>always on her phone
>asks what just happened
>tries to talk during it and doesn't understand why we pause it until she's done, thinks we're being rude
fuck

No. Just no, you whimsical french buttermilkface faggot.

>that guy who memes the entire time

Everyone has made it apparent your jokes aren't funny you fuck, take the hints and shut up

Hey will u b my gf bb?

now, that's the good life

This is a good response

>love predicting shit but only do it when the people around me have already seen the movie
>mfw I'm right like 90% of the time
>friends don't know whether to say in wrong and lie or confirm it or what
Movies are too easy to predict lads. I need a new form of media to invest my time in.

>me and my gf planned to watch The Godfather, my favourite movie of all time
>she went to sleep after a hour and a half
>woke up right before the ending scenes
>do you even try
>a few days later we go to the local small cinema to watch Godfather II
>i am excited
>she seems bored all these 3 hours
>after movie ends, she says "oh god, finally"
>she tells it was the most boring movie of her life
>mfw

This is why I generally only watch TV shows that everyone is already familiar with when I hang out with friends.
I've tried movies and people either talk through it, just don't pay attention, or fall asleep. Plus my friends tend to have very different taste in media from me except for TV so it's a fruitless endeavor no matter what.

At least my wife has pretty decent taste, and is at least occasionally willing to watch some weird shit with me.
>tfw she hates capeshit and giant blockbusters generally so I never have to worry about her wanting to see those
Feels good

>watching horror movie with friend
>he holds my hand during the scary parts

>watching comedy with someone
>they repeat every funny line immediately after the scene changes

What is this autistic shit and why is it so common?

Watching serious movies with friends is just not fun. Might as well watch that by yourself.

You want something you can pretty much talk your way through if you want to. Almost have it in the background. It's why shitty bad movies are so much more fun to watch.

>hey user, know any good standup?
This is such a hard fucking question to answer. If you say nothing they walk away disappointed. If you give a name then you'll have to spend the next 15 minutes watching their stuff, risking complete unamused silence.

You sound like a huge tryhard.

Was it the movie in your picture? If so they did the right thing. No one should be forced to watch refn's garbage.

>"no, standup comedy is shit"

>tfw introduced my friends to John Mulaney and they all actually really liked him
Feels good. Lucky too because he's the only stand up I really like right now.

his commercials for his show looked like absolute garbage trash

I haven't seen them, but even though I like him that doesn't seem unlikely.
Even good stand-ups don't usually translate to good TV shows.

Are you all from America? These stories sound really american, genuinely asking.

>watch Pacific Rim in the theater with a cute attention whore coworker
>she's completely invested in the plot and characters the whole time
>never once takes out her phone
>she laughs at the corny jokes
>she gets visibly excited like a child during fight scenes
>she grabs my arm and squeezes up against me in delight when Gipsy Danger slices that winged kaiju in half in space
>she cheers at the ending
>we gush about how great it was at work for the next few days

Honestly one of the most pleasant viewing experiences I've ever had with the opposite sex. Especially since 95% of the people I talk about Pacific Rim with, regardless of gender, hated it.

If you're wondering why I didn't fuck her, it's because I found out she got run train on by a bunch of niggers and broke off all communication.

This is the worst one.

They're not asking me to repeat an explanation they missed, they're asking about shit no one knows yet.

>ambiguous intro
>who was that guy?
>why did he do that?
>where is this?

HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW!? I SAW THE SAME THING YOU DID.

lol it reminded me

We watched "Inside I'm Dancing" with my friend (i already seen it before), and in the end of the movie he cried. It was a bit strange but ok

I literally can't stand being with anyone while watching a movie.

Todd Solondz had a great quote describing how people alter each other as they try to laugh in sync or show reactions to certain scenes just because their friends are present.

My gf falls asleep during every movie.

Fell asleep during star wars episode 4 and 5. Called star wars stupid and too confusing. Never even bothered with episode 6. Same with Lord of the rings (although the hobbit movies were "so cute and action!") God help me.

Fell asleep during ex machina
Fell asleep during Moon

Aliens was too scary for her and she stopped watching within like 30 minutes. It Follows was too scary. Stranger Things was too scary, only got to watch few minutes the first episode.

BEGGED me to watch Harry Potter with her Bec she had never seen them before but fell asleep halfway through 1, 2, and 3 so now I won't watch the rest with her and she's mad at me.

The only movies she likes are children's movies like pixar films or "plain, uninteresting woman has a super handsome, interesting man fall in total love with her" romantic movies like the notebook.

Do you know for a fact he even watches movies?

I knew this stoner guy when I was in college and he literally didn't watch movies. All he watched was conspiracy documentaries on youtube. Literally. That was ALL he watched.

How'd you find out? You should have still fucked her once or twice, just don't put your name on it stupid.

>tfw the girl you've been seeing is afraid of movie theaters

Come on we all know you want someone that loves you as you are and takes you out of your shell.

Ex schizoid here.

>Watching anything but a comedy or an action movie with other people
Bruh

I'm glad you had a nice time. You did the right thing.

>Watching The Darjeeling Limited with my imaginary gf
>She won't stop being incorporeal
>"Wait isn't that Steve Zissou's son?"
>Keeps whispering in my ear, trying to get me to bang her
>She refuses to drink my piss so I don't have to get up
>Keeps on asking me why Steve Zissou and his wife are in India the whole fucking movie
>When that kid dies in the river she farts extremely loudly and says "That one was a real shaboopa!"

I hate this rancid cow so fucking much.

You're a retard

Star Wars and Lord of the Rings are awful, though.

"no i think standup isn't funny"

You are both 17.

Found the problem.

>watch a movie with someone
>they're completely overhyping it about how it's the best thing they've ever seen
>they're even saying "watch this part"
>i watch "this part"
>it's shit
>the whole thing is shit
>i get bored
>use my phone because it is that bad
>"you didn't like it? you didn't even try it"

Has this ever happened to you, Cred Forums?

Speaking as someone who does this: It's because your taste in movies is shit.

No I don't want to fucking watch Jason Statham Action Flick #259573 or the Hitman reboot starring discount Daario.

Why even ask? Everyone knows there are no stupid people in europe.

www.reddit.com/r/boredandignored+borednignored

It was Nightcrawler.

She was on her phone the entire time and said the movie was boring and Lou was too weird.

no it won't, there's no winning
t. foreskinned

Similar, I'm beginning to think my friends automatically dismiss movies just because I chose them.
Among their list of shit movies are Drive, Memento and Spirited Away (and I quote "one of the 5 worst movies I've ever seen")

For the longest time my girlfriend would do this. My friends would make jokes about her sports casting career, but they would go over her head.

kill all normies

I fucking hate phone culture, even at parties people just sit there and glare at their screens.
>Talk to qt
>"What do you do in your sparetime?"
>I just sit on social media ^^
Dodged

drive fucking sucks and Cred Forums liking refn is a meme that you just dont understand since you are autistic

Cred Forums liking refn is a trick to get you to waste youre time by watching his shit

Homo

The ex wife would constantly do this. Be on her phone the whole time. Then sometimes I'd get a text and respond to it and she'd be like "HOLY FUCK PAY ATTENTION"

There's a reason she's my ex, she was a fucking bitch.

>I've only ever fucked black girls who don't believe in abortion

You must really like living in the Danger Zone

That is what mine does too. Usually I like when she shows me stuff. She's got a similar sense of humor, but her timing is always so bad. She knows I get really engaged in shows and vidya cinematics, yet she continues to interrupt during the times I'm most interested. If I sort of act dismissive or point to the screen like hey I'm watching, she gets really sad. She never remembers no matter how much I tell her. Lose lose.

My mom used to do this all the time.

>Who is that person?

I DON'T KNOW MOM IT HASN'T BEEN REVEALED IN THE PLOT YET... FUCK!

My sister browses her phone during movies a bit, but she knows the whole thing inside and out. She loves the same shit I do. Probably my favorite person to watch movies with. She just makes fun on ugly girls and laughs at children in movies. She laughs so loud which bothers some people , but it makes me laugh too. We saw Let The Right One In at an international theater and she was laughing at the boy character every scene. She also cackled at the pool scene.

>watch Eraserhead for the first time with some pals
>everybody is pretty good during the showing, black friend falls asleep
>afterwards "what did all of you think?"
>"shit bro, I didn't understand anything"
>"this has no redeeming qualities"
>"this is just pretentious modern art bullshit"

mfw

>Ex schizoid

it doesn't work that way

He's right though

were you watching the episode with the eye camera?

>even more pottery

>watch a movie with dad
>he explains every scene and the context of what's happening so that those watching with him understand

If you didn't understand the theme of anxiety about fatherhood you might be legit mentally retarded.

>watch a movie with my Dad
>within the first act he makes a prediction of how it will all turn out
>is always right

How the fuck does he do it? Doesn't matter if it's a new release or an old one.

I understood it. I agree with his points though.

you are probably watching shitty normie movies that anyone with a double digit iq can figure out how the stroy will conclude

its bait from jewllywood to make you believe you are smarter than you are

show him something not made by america and see if he can figure it out

Watch Lilya4ever with him.

>having a black friend

>Interrupting in moments where she has the least attention.
>She's so silly it's a complete coincidence.
>My wifes son.

>used to show movies (that were good IMO) to my friends
>they were bored out of their minds
>realize that I should only watch (I mean really watch) movies when I'm alone
>watch simple popcorn flicks with friends, and artsy pretentious shit when alone

Oh and I actually had a gf not so long ago, who was just getting interested about movies (you know fight club was her favorite movie etc.). So I tried to introduce her to some next level shit, she liked some and I could see that she really tried to like and understand some of them, but she wasn't ready yet.

>watch movie alone
>enjoy it
>movie ends
>realize i have no friends