Hi I am the best part of episode 7

Hi I am the best part of episode 7

Yes, definitely.

Is he "our guy"?

kill yourself faggot

Garbage flick
Garbage character
Garbage actor

Why with the helmet?

Poe and Finn was the best part of Episode VII

>a nigger and Italian gay couple was the best part of the new Star Wars

>the (arguably) two most attractive characters in the series, give birth to some big-eared freak

That alone makes his character shit.

>italian

Member Darth Vader?

He's episode 3 Anakin if he stayed a whiny little bitch instead of turning in to Vader. Garbage villain in a cash grab movie.

Yes that's the jist of what I said. Do you actually have a point to make?

Why did they pick that ugly troll to be Han and Leia's child?

Yeah, only difference being Vader's helmet actually had a purpose.

Yeah but member?!

>gee, I sure feel homesick being away from home and training with Luke
>I know! I'll murder all my classmates and crush any chance of the Jedi order returning
>I'll also join an terrorist cell that seeks to overthrow the new republic and reinstate the empire, thus condemning millions to die in the ensuing chaos
>that would make mom and dad proud!

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He's a tryhard. That's literally part of his character. Did you watch the movie?

Uhhhh wasn't Kylo Ren supposed to be a Jedi killer? Wasn't he hunting down Luke to kill him? What the fuck was he expecting to do if he got tooled by someone that never held a lightsaber before?

Because he's n0t-jacen.

Thus the belief that Rey was a Mary Sue.

the kid literally had a whole in his chest.

He killed some youngling not any jedi worth a damn

IM WAAAAALLKINNGG HEREEE

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this fight was trash, Kylo should have dropped Finn in the first 3 swings. Prequel fights were better.

Not even close. The fact that this is the best part of the movie says a lot.

>Prequel fights were better.

Kek no. Put your little laser sword back in your pants.

Obi-Wan's 30 seconds with Darth Maul are better than all of the lightsaber dueling in TFA. At least I could see the duel.

at least they made sense

a whole what?

>How you want your threatening new villain, senpai?
>Just have him get rekt by a girl who thought the force was a myth two days ago, senpai

>stormtroopers now have riot gear and can take on lightsabers
Literally the only good idea in the entire movie

>Did you watch the movie?
I watched parts of it, it was a fucking struggle if I'm being honest.

I still don't understand how Oscar Isaac wasn't cast as the main protagonist.

Because we have to have stronk wymyn

Back to livejournal Lord Emo

Actually it was pathetically stupid.

>Rae is a Mary Sue
>what happened to Phasma
>how was the 'traitor' recognized
>why do blaster wounds not cauterize
>why would Chewbacca just let Rae take over the Falcon
>why would you fly halfway across the galaxy to meet someone then land an hour's climb away, then walk
>in the original trilogy, the force is something that gives incredible power if mastered with a lifetime of discipline
>in the new movie, having 'the force' just makes you good at everything including being able to beat a sith when that sith is also a force user and trained to fight with a lightsaber
>evil sith has a crucifix lightsaber i.e. Christians are evil, amirite schlomo?

Someone can't handle SICK SPINS

YES