Humiliate the greeks and lay waste to their tiny ships

>humiliate the greeks and lay waste to their tiny ships
Why was 300: Rise of an empire so utterly shit?

Naval combat isn't as interesting when on the scale of thousands.

I mean more than just that, the stunts are shit, the cgi is shit, the story isn't great, etc.

Also
>that one scene where they rape each other
wew

>that scene where the loli gets raped multiple times

the only good thing in the movie

because the whole premise is that it's "300: the less interesting stuff that also happened"

When the story is shit, all the parts that come after tend to be shit. It's hard to get 100% out of creative people when they feel like their wasting their time.

Alternatively, it could have just been that there was an idiot in charge of it and they just fucked it up.

athenians

...

Because it was a sequel to a movie, about a comic book, inspired by another movie, written about an event that's mostly oral history.

There's gonna be some quality loss there at some point.

because leonidas never showed up once
shit fucking movie

Needed more green screen

Eh? I don't remember that.

All Eva scenes are 10/10 kino.

Especially the sex scene where they try to dominate each other.

lol holy shit this is awful

you cant replace a Snyder

I was expecting some sort of funny edit and all I got was a scene from the movie. Faggot.

It was a movie that didn't need to be made.

Also this

>humiliate the greeks and lay waste to their tiny dicks

What did she mean by this?

What you should expect is to be less of a whiny bitch.

So it's just about shit that happened during the first movie? Shit that had no impact on anything?

Same with
>you fight much harder than you fuck

I'd think an edgy teen like you wouldve ate this shit

>tfw if it was me in that situation, I'd have surrendered

Not at all, the last 1/3rd of the movie is after the 300 Spartans failed

>failed
Numales and women will never understand this film

kill yourself faggot

>they all died and the Persians got through anyway
>didn't fail
wew
No u faggot

>proves my point

I've jacked off to the sex scene A LOT.

>muh spechul honor and valor that those stinky women just don't understand
>>/r9k/ is this way friend

Thanks for sharing

It makes sense historically because the war was won at sea. They needed the big sacrifice and then the victory, it's just a shame from a storytelling perspective that the previous event overshadows everything else so much and so the final victory over the Persians falls flat.

Agreed

I masturabted in the theater to this

>typing with one hand as we speak