It's a 'Truman goes to his shitty job, works all day, comes home...

>it's a 'Truman goes to his shitty job, works all day, comes home, shitposts on an Indian yak herding website and then does the same thing over again the next day' episode

What did they mean by this?

The absurdities Cred Forums gets called is getting so fucking good.

>it's a 'Truman has a near existential breakdown, then gets drunk to numb the pain of his pointless existence' episode

really makes your frontal lobe activate familia

>it's a 'Truman wants to ask the cute girl at work on a date but hasn't had intimate interactions with the opposite sex in years and doesn't know how to initiate anything' episode

Felt really bad for him tbqh

>it's a 'Truman has to hide any evidence that he bought KFC without his girlfriend knowing or saving her any' episode

why would he have to hide buying KFC? I didn't get that plot point.

also checked

>its a Truman masturbates so much his dick gets bent episode

because he ate a lot of it and didn't save any for his girlfriend

>It's a 'Truman tells his wife they dont have any extra money this week but as soon he goes to work he runs to Whataburger and buys himself the combo he's been craving all day with the little extra money he had, while his wife goes the day without the aspirin she needed for her migrane' episode

that was a weird episode that took WAY too many episodes for the payoff.

if anyone actually has an answer or advice on this, that would be great

well, asprin wouldn'tve helped much with the migraine anyway. Gotta let Truman enjoy the little things every once in a while.

>it's a Truman spends several hours browsing the "lolicon" tag in a hentai website while reassuring himself he is not a pedo episode

Participate in some small talk with her, maybe compliment her about her hair or clothes, and then ask her out casually. Don't make it be a big thing. She's already made her judgment about your physical looks a while ago. All you have to do at this point is portray yourself as confident and interested. If she says no, then she was always going to say no regardless of how you approached her. If she's interested then she's probably just waiting for you to ask.

And if she says no, be prepared to take it. There's nothing wrong with having interest in women, and she's probably been asked out plenty before, and from guys who were aggressive and creepy. Your relationship would quickly go back to equilibrium, things are only awkward if you let them be.

>It's samefag starts the samethread and sameposts the same jerked to death samehorse.

yea

>It's a Truman ejaculates from sticking his finger in his ass for the first time episode

>it's a Truman masturbates constantly to Trap Doujins while on the verge of fingering his asshole like last year, since he hasn't had sex in a while but he's so sexually robust that he doesn't really mind mixing it up but he wonders if the Trap porn is polluting his mind episode
really made my synapses fire during this
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Watch for subtle hints: does she always seem to go out of her way to talk to you? Does she touch you a lot? Does she touch/play with her hair a lot when she talks to you? Does she say things to you like "I wish I was doing something this weekend...I'll just be bored around the the house.."?

If you can pick up on a few of those hints, and they're actually there, then there is a good chance she wants to hang out. This doesn't mean you're in the money yet, just that she's interested. If she doesn't do most of those things, she's probably just being nice and it would be awkward to ask her out.

The next part is just growing the balls to be like "Hey, I'm going to (insert restaurant here) on my lunch break; wanna tag along?" or something like that. Make it casual so it doesn't seem like a date. You want to be in casual situations to comfortably and naturally get to know one another. Drive separately to give you or her an out if things don't work out right.

Be confident but not cocky. Its a thin line to walk. We're gonna make it bro.

>Your relationship would quickly go back to equilibrium

would it really though? I cant imagine the relationship could possibly ever be normal with such a huge "shift" in power, like if you come out saying you have romantic interest in them and they reject you, you have left yourself open and vulnerable and how could you ever go back as if nothing happend? That will always be out there between you two.

Listen man, the only thing about power is sex. Everything else is about sex. If she turns you down, no big deal. There are other girls that you can chat up. That is how you retain power. If she rejects you, just be like "Alright, no big deal. Just thought I'd ask." and fucking move on down the line. Keep friendly, but also keep your distance. You don't want to be an orbiter.

I think that might be a mistake, especially for a man as inexperienced as him. He'd end up friendzoning himself. It should be clear from the start that it's a date and he has romantic interest in her, otherwise she can easily misconstrue it as him just becoming a closer work buddy. Women are used to being approached and having men be direct with them, so when men act this way towards them, they assume the guy just wants to be a friend and not date them.
See, this shouldn't be grade school anymore. You shouldn't be acting like you're confessing some grand crush. It's entirely normal in the adult world for casual interest to be conveyed like that. Everyone's looking for love and relationships, we all know this. As long as you accept her decline and you don't start acting weird around her and she's not a total bitch, things will go back to normal.

I always like to have a little "pre-date" to see if I want to continue, hence the very casual approach. If the lunch goes well then escalate to full date from there.

There are a lot of ways to go about it.

That's true, but he basically said he hasn't tried in years. I would expect him to get too nervous about asking her out and then just default to being a friend and then just hoping that she makes some extremely obvious sign that she wants to be asked out, or even her asking him out. In my experience, people like him when they get to that point, they don't want to risk losing close female interaction like that, even if it's not intimate. So they just friendzone themselves. I think it's important that he tries to go for it from the start, so that when he's on the actual date, he KNOWS that she knows it's a date and that he's interested. At this point he doesn't have to worry anymore about how to navigate the escalation.

>that episode when Truman read all there is to read about dating and the datinggame that he completely forgot about true feelings and the wanting and need and the shit you go through before you get centered. He looked like an idiot.

Yeah, it may be safer for him to establish that it's a date from the start.

>its a truman wishes he was dead but cant commit suicide season