NOOOOOOOOOOOOO DUN DUN DUN. SPOILER ALERT FAGGOT. "YOU FUCK I HAVENT SEEN THE MOVIE YET" FUCK SPOLER CULTURE. YOU GOT SPOILED. FAGGOT.
LUKE I AM YOUR FATHER
Parker Sanchez
Jaxson Collins
This can't be happening.
Jace Reyes
What the FUCK did you mean by this?
Grayson Jones
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Christopher Kelly
If I take off that mask, will you look upon me with your own eyes?
Nathan Smith
No. I am your father.
Benjamin Walker
No, I will look upon you with YOUR eyes
Grayson Ross
Dammit you got me!
Jacob Hernandez
Luke I'm your stepfather!
Carson Reyes
Luke I am your mother's husband!
Logan Myers
Lol hahaha reddit one upping each others jokes n shit hahahaha.
Go back
Matthew Sanders
It's "No, I am your father" not "Luke, I am your father"
Gavin Miller
Luke, you are my wife's son
Grayson Powell
was waiting for this one
Ethan Long
kept you waiting huh
Jaxson Baker
>more machine than man
>fathers Luke
>Luke has natural droid expertise
>Luke is part machine
Michael Clark
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Thomas Myers
This. Due to the time travellers messing with the past.
Oh and the quote "Life is like a box of chocolates" is now "Life was like a box of chocolates".
Evan Allen
its the looney tunes that gets me. im 100% sure it was looney toons when im watching it as kid.
Noah Mitchell
You okay, man?
Gabriel Anderson
me too
FUCK
Luke Brooks
Tbh I do wish this reveal wasnt so popular in media. In all honesty it's probably the greatest plot twist in cinema, but you can't watch Nickelodeon for more than 3 seconds without a show or commercial parodying it
Eli Cox
>he never actually says "Luke, I am your father"
Is this truly the most misquoted line in movie history?
Kayden Evans
>Terminator 2 Arnold is a good robot now
fuck.. would've been great to watch it so i think he is a bad guy too
Noah Diaz
That's because the full quote is "Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates". Shortening the quote, "life was like a box of chocolates" makes no sense, so people just went along with "life's like a box of chocolates". So that's the quote many often attribute to Forrest Gump despite it being incorrect.
It's the same thing with Star Wars. No ones going to quote the whole exchange, they just want one line to quote so it's easier. So it got bastardized to "Luke I am your father" so that whole can get condensed into one line.
There's no time travel Mandela effect here. It's just culture and the way ideas can change one person to the other.
It's the same thing with other Mandela effect shit. You just misremembered it, and through convincing via hive mind, everyone thinks they remember it differently, when really, nothing's changed at all.
Carter Perez
Fuck off you berenstain invader
Benjamin Lee
>people are traveling back in time and altering the timeline while he posts shitty memes on a shitty gook board
Oliver Butler
How about c3po leg xplain that nerd
Check n m8
Leo Gray
his arm too
are you telling me this is the same droid from the prequels?
Anthony Jenkins
>wake up one day
>Bane is now "Bayne"
>"You're a big guy" and "for you" is missing from the film
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