To your left, you see a spear.
To the north, down the tunnel, a troll.
What will you do traveller?
To your left, you see a spear.
To the north, down the tunnel, a troll.
What will you do traveller?
Go left
back from whence I came
Aye give the troll the spear, he will be my friend
Did British tv actually have shows like this? I mean I assume it's parodying something.
Kill Jester
>go north
>undress self
>offer sex to troll
Based leftist
turn the weans against us
That's great.
These shows were brilliant when I was a kid
You cannae sex the troll!
Punch Goblin
>Simon, sidestep to your left
>Right
>Oh yeah, er, right!
Yer wife is a flewsy.
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I really hope Netflix picks up the Falconhoof series Limmy tried pitching to BBC
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Drink Barry's Red Cola
kill jester
kill self
You cannot go to tis a dead end.
examine spear
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You pick up the spear.
After examining it, you realise it has the troll's name engraved on it.
The troll begins to chase you traveller, what will you do?
fucking intro kills me everytime
Put troll in bag.
Punch troll
Thorin sits down and starts singing about gold.
You cannot punch the troll traveller, it would kill you.
Whip out my dick
Punch troll hard
The item "Dick" cannot be found in your inventory
put spear up ass
must have lost it in your mom's
Only acceptable answer.
a dildo in thatcher's dead arse
It's my money, it's my game. Kill her.
JOMP THE CHASM
No ya didna-- you did not!
Put hole in troll
Go south.
Jump the chasm
Traveller, the chasm is too wide for mere mortals to jump.
I have the sandals!
clever boy
Turn the weans against me Falconhoof.
Fuck jester
You cannot fuck Jester, she's too ugly.
fuck jester
Aye but at whit cost?
Ok. You try to fuck Jester but yer cock will no get hard.
Fuck Jester.
AWW THAS PEH'EE
Drink Barry's Red Cola and then fuck jester
Jester starts sucking you off. You get a semi and then prematurely ejaculate. She asks her bull troll do the job for you, cuck traveller.
ok...
go whence i came
Put the bull troll in bag.
Bull troll turns you over and fucks your arse, traveller. He cums with the power of a thousand suns. Bull troll is love, bull troll is life.
NAW THATS FUCKIN PETTY MATE