Why does brazilian television mostly only consist of this type of thing and nothing else?

Why does brazilian television mostly only consist of this type of thing and nothing else?

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Probably less white people looking for things to be offended by over there.

Why does it matter ?

Are you gay ?

Because pert asses in tiny bikinis is really all Brazil has going for it.

VIVA BRAZIL

Because Brazilians are literal subhumans who "think" with their dicks

>Neymar watches brazilian soaps religiously
Now I know why. the pervert.

it doesn't desu, only sunday game shows
t. hue

Brazilian here.

We like asses and we're not prude about it.

But we also have some solid television going lately. "Justiça" is pretty good.

great acting desu, really makes me think

Why are you such a faggot?

>that ass
>pert

Just look at the thumbnail, son.

Neymar actually hooked up with OP's pic for the longest time.

as if I needed another reason to hate that guy.

that image is like 4 years old tho

it has a lot of tits and ass but way less than there used to be 15 years ago

A nation of mongrelized shitskins, their viewers want to look at big asses because that's all they can understand.

Is this a complaint?

What is up with Brazilian television having so much once upon a time?

this this

brazilians are stupid and sex sells

thats literally it

only extremely rich people go looking for problems where there aren't any like "there's nothing to do, let's listen to feminists complain and castrate ourselves"

once upon a time folks just thought "people like ass and tits, let's give it to them so they watch our show's advertisers when they jerk off"

(there used to be literally close up shots of girls in thongs where you could see their asshole's wrinkles)

Goddamn my dick can only get so hard

BR TV kino

really makes you think

gross

Someone post more webms with brazilian asses.
I thought that was the point of this thread...

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that one is weird because they're parodying this sort of shit, they're giving ass out "ironically"

but it's like "i'm jerking off and cumming ironically"

why does the host attempt to spread her ass?

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nah we're just here to act superior and say that they're not that hot

Funny how this girl remained virgin until marriage.

Is it true that their country has women that are more likely to do anal that any other?

Also add the names

cmon she's pretty and even more so when younger but this is gay fashion dudes' idea of brazillian women

Great ass

>triggered nu male cuck
I know OP, this is sexist and racist and I can't even....ugh, I'm calling Joe Bernstein right now, this will not stand

look for porn of bruna ferraz, marcia imperator, angel lima, regina rizzi, cinthia santos,

there, thick asses who do anal and DPs

me on the left

>tfw when you went to uni class and almost all the exchange students were Brazilian qts
One even gave me her number felt good man

Luana Alves... biggest ass ever, does anal. Literally perfect whore...

vaaaaaaaaaaai

Did you fuck anyone or are you beta?

Who is this in the op?

Yes, Brazil is the Oprah of sluts.

meme country

>Luana Alves
that's a new one for me, are there any new girls like that?

regina rizzi and angel lima are hot as fuck but did too few and went away too quick

cause we love that bunda

Ah yes, this brings back memories.

>complaining about bunda

t. cuckold

Moar Adriana, she's perfect

Yea bby came all over that ass
10/10 would do again

Confirmed for "nice guy", did you help her study and she thought you were such a great friend?

hahahha, what the fuck?

>it's a braless Bruna episode

Who's your brazilfu Cred Forums?

OI OI OI

what the fuck op,atleast post her entire name,my dick is about to burst....I can't hold it any more

cintia dicker and caroline trentini

>(there used to be literally close up shots of girls in thongs where you could see their asshole's wrinkles)
for example?

Bruna Marquezine or something, not that hot, nothing really going on. 10 years ago she would have already posed in playboy

Bruna

i cant find it now since it was almost daily, no one is gonna put shit from every day on youtube

look for "ninja do funk" or "bandida do funk" "enfermeira do funk" or "banheira do gugu"

>it's a bunda episode

This qt and the other qt's from Sangue Bom

Brazil may be full of apes but they do not have mountain gorillas.

what about Japanese TV?

guess there would be no chance of being a beta in Brazil.

There's plenty of betas, but even them are more extroverted than the average American beta.

Nah brah i covered my dick with bunda and her friend watched

also tiazinha and feiticeira

should be on youtube

top qt

>feiticeira
Vitor's wife... wouldn't fuck with her.

Adri, ofc. Her face reminds of someone I know, it's the nose and lips. The hnnggggg is real

she used to be hot as fuck before taking test

I think she's still hot. Her husband is a fucking monster, too...

you mean kino?

she forgot what job she was at

>less
fewer

Found the stannisposter

youtube.com/watch?v=R_m7Jqam2mA

pretty triggered here desu

women are not born fuckdolls made for men's pleasure

Funny you say that.
There's a chick in my college who's face resembles Adriana's, mainly because of the lips and nose.
A shame she is flat chested and has no ass.

youtube.com/watch?v=iH6ZnZfOISo

this is kino tv right here

oversized tits and ass are disgusting. adriana is literal perfection.

fucking kino

They embrace the sexy, Hispanics haven't been fully cucked yet.
Don't worry, it will happen soon.

he could've gotten hurt

No, I was talking about the girl in my college. She looks literally flat-chested and has a man's arse.
Adriana's tits and butt are fine.

they embrace silicone implants and saline injections

We're cuck-proof m8.

get fucked cuck

Cuck has been a slur here since forever.

You anglos are too slow on the uptake.

I see. The girl I know actually has an incredible butt. Well, in every piece of clothing i've ever seen it in anyway.

>brazilian television
really makes one ponder

no we're not.

women above 25 already are publicly saying shit like "thin women are like little girls", "liking young women is for pedos", "dont slutshame (but dont enjoy women)" etc. The news is pushing "rape culture" nonsense, that Duvivier faggot is pozzing the fuck out

the animals are already selling cuck cages

youtube.com/watch?v=SRF7-jbIW0s

kino tv

You have seen nothing OP until you have seen a 70year old argentinian GILF do a full frontal with her rocking hard body. I even have the webm. I'll post it in /gif/ now

i don't think thats hue

but fuck that's hot, DPed live on tv

If I pull those out will she die?

what's essential asshole kino?

Top Brazilian kino right here

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Here it is

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Is that one of Coreys Angels?

Tarantino, Gibson

because Brazil / South America in general is like if you took all the Chads and Stacys from an average American high school and sent them off to live on an island together

Similarly Japan / East Asia in general is like if you did the same thing with all the high school robots and nerdy A students. I've been working on this theory for a while

Que asco

BAGOOZE
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Just post more latina asses you faggots

i only watch the video cassetadas in faustao to see his qtpie dancers smiling
i really cant decide who is the best looking girl in his crew

Why is there a fan in front of her?

fucking nightmare m8

You can't hide the aging in the face tho

you're gross

>you will never be that actor

what movie

top gilf pussy

i wonder how evolution caused that to happen to the island of Japan. It's like the galapagos island.

How hard is it to move to brazil? How are rent prices? How's the job market for IT?

No YOU'RE gross.

Superclasico

Oh man, I need to fap.

the fuck is that? the fuck is this

Not loading

fireworks get hot

where are you from? are you white?

You know how he joke about americans that they get shot and all. Well in Brazil you really do get shot

kek'd and check'd

America, Ya I'm white.

I'm from Kentucky, I'm used to guns.

google Cred Forums x, you can add it on firefox or chrome

>be american
>visit Brazil
>get shot

There's no escaping

The bunda is worth it

if you want mamas that dark, take a trip to bahia - more likely for that type of girl bordering on african look

dont move here you dumb fuck

>How hard is it to move to brazil?
Pretty easy.

>How are rent prices?
Expensive in the cities, and you realy don't want to live in the city

>How's the job market for IT?
It's okay actually, they love to employ foreigners

kek

wasn't there a black chick back in the day?

I do love 'em dark, thanks. But why not move there? Brazil seems chill. I hate all the hustle and bustle of American life.

Best city to live in?

when will mainstream films be okay with showing explicit asshole close ups, why even live

wtf is wrong with you?

Nothing. What do you mean?

Sorry but its all hustle and bustle here.

Heres my suggestion m8.

Have a vacation here, don't LIVE here. Chicks digs gringo and the dollar is super strong compared to our national currency, so if you come here with whatever job you have right now you will chicks craving for you and be basically rich.

Living here takes your allure of being a Gringo and more likely than not also takes young strong currency

that's an old picture there are all kinds of chicks there, chinks, blacks, whites, mixed race, everything

every fucking sunday i fall in love with one of them

>build a wall!
>why aren't we more like Mexicans?

Brazil would be the most fun place in the world to live in if the crime rate wasn't so damn high.

>he watches public television unironically

it can be chill if you're a tourist in a beach city or maybe if you live more in the country

big cities are the same shit as any other metropolis but worse (more people, more chaos, more ugly people, more poverty, more violence etc)

What's this spunk skunks name

ugh, fine I'll vacation there first.

thanks hombres

You live in the best country of all. Why would you move to a 3rd world country full of retarded people?

>he bought the america is great meme

it's fucking shit m8

don't be dumb, cuckboi. They want bundas only, not third world cultures and languages and mamacita goblins saying everything is racist and her 9 cousins will pop you fool etc

Trust me on this one.

If anything else with 80 bucks you can get yourself any kind of high class girl that you crave for.

Who's the bunda bandit?

except for one that looks as good as OP girl. For that you need to have as much money as a pro footballer

this one its actually spanish tv

Can someone explain why American girls use huge diaper-like bikinis? Is it because your country was founded by prudes from a ship called Gayflower?

You really don't. They're pricey but not in the thousands

That's Australia for ya.

With 100 dollars you can get some pretty high class girls.
Theres tons of models that are prostitutes. You just need to know where to find them

gpguia is your best friend

I think it's italian.

that girl is kinda "average pretty" here so prostitutes in that ballpark are plenty

she isn't some ultra hot bimbo slut, just a ok teen

Basically yeah. It's also why guys wear fucking cargo shorts while swimming instead of say a speedo.

in brazil those big shorts/ surfer shorts are normal too

maybe a bit underclass - it just feels gay to be want to be that exposed in speedos

hue

Is Brazil whiter than USA?

Jeez, that's how you get pink eye

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>But we also have some solid television going lately.
yeah, like this

>Afro-Brazilian population: 7.61%
>Afro-American population: 12.1%

So yes, yes they are

>except for one that looks as good as OP girl
I know a few as pretty as Bruna that go for R$ 400-500/hour. that's like what, $150?

>America
>best country of all
Norway or Sweden m8

yeah anyone saying we're cuck-proof doesn't know what kind of people work in media and advertising

I didn't understand what's written there but I wish to know one thing - did she get BLACKED??

don't lots of girls in brazil have aids though

I prefer Mexican daytime television myself.

Can I take a guess?

While the population of actually black people here can be quite small, theres tons of mestizos/mullato/mixed people here.

I would say brownish is the regular color the population

its spanish m8 im spanish google "telecinco"

>BRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTRAPPPPPP
>Piece of spice bean falls out of anus
>Brrt 'hehe'

Isn't Brazil a melting pot? I mean I would get media manipulation if the country is like germany or britain and is 90% white. Then you have to show white girls they should choose black guys. But in brazil?

Not nearly as much as you think

That's pretty true for the southern U.S as well

This stuff turns you guys on eh?

Scantily clothed women on basic cable is enough to make you fap?

Jesus, unless you're like fifteen get some willpower my man

well i just googled it and its 5% of prostitutes. meaning there's a 1/25 chance that the girl you get with has it.

you sunk my battleshit

1/20 i mean

high test = strong libido.

I don't think you understand how oppressed most of us westerners are

Hey hey come on now, between the favela hordes and the fix-a-flat inflated ass shanty town prostitutes there's also a few super rich racially ambigious guys in white linen suits with prime beachfront properties.

like i said, gpguia is your best friend

So you feel ashamed of your sexuality and you suppress it regularly?

That genuinely doesn't seem healthy. Are you taking estrogen at least to help you with that?

guess my sex drive is more powerful than yours. could you give me some of those testosterone inhibitors you're taking?

10/10 gilf.

not really since i don't speak portuguese

brehs

Noice, that's some /teevee/ I'd appreciate as a tike.

kendra lust

gooooooooogle translate brah

My body is ready

I'm guessing that's taking all prostitutes in consideration? I wasn't talking about street hookers but high-level escorts. Most of them come from agencies and have online profiles and shit. They're 100% safe.

Most of the prostitues with STD are the cheap ones you find on the streets.

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she seems white.

IT'S NOT FAIR!!!

so they're niggers but not very retarded? how does that work.

also, apparently im the biggest retarded fag you can get.

Yes, but it's also true that their country has women that are more likely to do anal because they're men without vaginas.

then they aren't women

>They're 100% safe.

no

original probably something like this

pablo you fuck!

give me a name!

>tfw when you're a shitty fag who has other qualities that aren't represented on the retarded google graph

you're missing the best bantz country

based host

My mistake, sorry.

Lesotho?

Source?

A FUCKING LEAF

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I get turned on by how naughty it is, professional porn doesn't do anything for me.

Oh fack

>I'm an intellectual and a free thinker, I'll never be moved by primal instincts and desires. Women will never get the best of me. I'm enlightened.

Then why are women here?

Linkara is a christian conservative.

We're here to keep you savages in line

Without us this place would be like The planet of the apes

that will never happen buddy, women are objects here and they love it

The world would be better, yes.

no, it's not.

Topkek m8

That bikini is quite modest by Brazil standards aint it.

no sweetie, look at europe

you want it to be the planet of the apes

you want to be raped

Post popozao.

What? How is that our fault? You guys are the lawmakers

I don't even speak spanish/portuguese yet somehow I found myself watching the entire thing

humans legs are very strong that dude was in suffering right there

Literally every pro immigrant/migrant politician is either jewish or a woman.

>You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting Brazilian woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know a spicy Brazilian fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat Puerto Rican wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope BUNDA BEAUTIES will let off no end of their farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

spanish tv, they are also cuckproof

>women are not born fuckdolls made for men's pleasure

says who

Get shot by police if black or get shot by robbers if white.

Brazil in a nutshell

Yeah fuck us for having compassion right? This is exactly what I'm talking about. Men are natural born cynics with no heart.

Jesus christ muh dik

> it's a pretentious globo mini serie episode

>We're here to keep you savages in line

>Men are natural born cynics with no heart.

wew lad

Pls b my gf.

great form
please tell me she's 16 8==============D

gonna need a name

more pretentious tv pls

Bunda kino

>UK
>can't banter
>US
>informative and can banter
Is pic related you?

>how old are you?
>im 20 and he's 35, dating for 2 years
>i waited until she turned 18
>that's my dude
goddamn i love being hue, if it was american tv there would have been seven cops, 4 white knights and 30 feminists doing a serious piece on "pedos" who like big tits and asses

quem me da gtx 1080?

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top CasaDosArtistasFu right there

No heart for foreign hordes.

hahaahahaha wtf.

I fucking love japs. Creative, perverted. Batshit insane television

>I need more niggers and ugly womyn, the post.

>compassion
>for men from Aghanistan, Somalia, Jordan, 1/3 from Syria - all men between ages of 15-40 wanting to rape women and kill men
i hope europeans kill a lot of women

fokin kek

>still can't get laid
>americuck triggered

OMG I have the same coloured Kitchenaid. Gorgeous.

Forever my waifu

claimed. I'll fight anyone.

I really want to watch Gaki put I've no fucking clue where to start.

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WTF IS THAT MEW

No. u have facial blindness mate.

>Ireland less useful than Mexico, Brits and Greeks
Sure feeling lucky to be Irish.

According to that you can't banter either, while Americans are master banters... thats just yank shitpost.

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São Paulo or Curitiba

top qt

I see you noticed where "brits" were on that chart.

... at least I hope you did

ily

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Sao Paulo is the biggest so if you want to get away from the north american hustle do not go to São Paulo

ouch

Temer golpista

I'm still amazed this would air around 7 or 8 pm

>NÃO VAI TER GOLPE
Oh...

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our culture is nothing but a late american ripoff
so soon you can expect to see the brazilian media pushing shit like trannies in the media and etc

sifude the asian was cuter

even the single teen mom slut was nicer

best ass

>all that hips
>but no ass

muh dick, she's even hotter than selena gomez

>ywn have a qt big booty brazilian (trap or otherwise) slam her butt into your face repeatedly
jdimsa

I think a lot of it is in peoples heads, because if she was English then people would be talking about how fugly she is. Apart from having decent bodies because they have them out all the time, Brazilian women aren't anything to shout about. A bit trashy really.

she's not black, but that's a nice bunda dude..

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>herpesmap.com

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lol

You talking shit about my waifu?

who said otherwise

a dikey sjw almost 20 years before their time

wtf my dick loves brazil now

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meu deus do céu que rabo

Brazil would have the best Cred Forums

If only you faggots could update to HD

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You're entitled to your wrong opinion

we did, but the golden age of "have a wank" tv was 15 years ago

- casa dos artistas
- banheira do gugu
- malandrinhas
- funk dancers
- axé dancers
- fabiane andrade showering

kek

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EL THICCO

I miss the literal golden age of BR Kids TV

Golden Trio
-Xuxa queen of the manlets
-Angelica's digimon nonsense
-Eliane and her pokemon album

Also honorable mention to Kiva from Band Kids

>-Xuxa queen of the manlets

these little sluts were such teases, check the look she gives the camera and then opens her ass wider

>Xuxa queen of the manlets
fucking kek

>Brazil
>Apes

This is the greatest achievment in the history of the Brazilian-Japanese releationship
youtube.com/watch?v=-C3ay-D0g4A

>-Xuxa queen of the manlets

Helen is still banging hot, the teases are more subtle now tho.

How can white girls even compete?

I like her chain thingy. Makes her look like a harem slave.

There was this one C-tier slut from the 70s or 80s who nowadays tells a story about how when she paraded in the carnaval her cuck boyfriend at the end let her get DPed by every security guard in public

Or the rotten thighs slut saying she was gangbanged by soccer players

I keep imagining what sluts like Panicats must do.

They all work as high-class prostitutes on the side.

>There was this one C-tier slut from the 70s or 80s who nowadays tells a story about how when she paraded in the carnaval her cuck boyfriend at the end let her get DPed by every security guard in public
who? sauce?

i can't remember now, it was some bitch less famous than even Gretchen and nowadays in the documentary she was talking about how horny she was people were looking at her naked and just wished everyone would gangrape her etc

should i consider moving to brazil to get some? i'm white

>turkey
>can't banter
Someone's feelings got hurt

Dont do it
Just take a vacation to here

Moving it's not worth it unless you get nothing in your homeland

Rita Cadillac? Literally no one cares about her stories, even if truth.

No, don't move here, just visit. No point in moving to a developing country.

I'm a 19 yo brazilian who haven't grabbed a single bunda my entire life.

What's her name?

That's the most incoherent graph I have ever seen.

FINISH HIM

Brazilian beta here, lost virginity at 17. That's why I'm considered a beta ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

m.youtube.com/watch?v=rgHdoe9x3NQ

I can't believe how ignorant people are still about ethnicity in Latin America

Women were created from a man's rip by God.

day tv is like a srtip joint

Tatá Werneck is the host, I have no idea who the hot girl is.

I would prefer to fuck Tatá Werneck desu

She seems very horny, almost can't hold herself when groping that other girl. I bet she is wild on bed.

elaborate

There is nothing for kids nowadays

Ta na hora do tchau