Worst Bond movie, and why is it Spectre?

Worst Bond movie, and why is it Spectre?

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It's bad, but it's nowhere as near as bad as most of the Moore ones:

The Man with the Golden Gun
The Spy who Loved Me
Moonraker
A View to a Kill

At least they were fun to watch

those are all great

>The Spy Who Loved Me
>bad
what's it like having such horrible taste?

Spectre was great, one of my top 5 Bonds.

I liked Spectre, it was a nice return to fun Bond.

Die Another Day or Moonraker.

At least Golden Gun had Scaramanga.

>yankee detected

Moore was best bond, his movies are pure kino

I've never seen a more shitty opinion in my life

Connery> Brosnan> moore> dalton> craig> lazenby

This is not up for debate

It's just mediocre, not one of the worst.

The worst Bond films, the only ones I would even call bad are:

Quantum of Solace
The Man with the Golden Gun
A View to a Kill

And while I wouldn't call it a bad movie, I have an irrational hatred for Casino Royale

You're right, we can all agree that this is wrong

Yeah what the fuck where they thinking? Not THE worst bond movie, but its really one of the worst one of the newer ones. Really lackluster work. Terrible script. IT WAS ME, JAMES

Dissapointing.

Yeah it was shit but QoS was easily worse and possibly the worst Bond film ever.

Brosnan > Connery > Craig > Moore > Dalton > Lazenby

more like

Brosnan = Dalton > Connery > Moore > Lazenby >>>>>>>>>>> David Niven >>>>>>>>>>>> Barry Nelson > Craig

>IT WAS ME, JAMES
Who the fuck wrote this and thought it was a good idea?

Interesting - I think QofS is the absolute worst. I think it's legotamately bad through and through. I hated Spectre but I think it was mainly because I was hyped and severely let down.

>This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets and immovable object
>but it's stopped right here?
>...... let's go over here now

Fucking Spectre man.


As for Casino Royale - HATED it on release but watched as part of a marathon recently and actually really loved it. No idea what changed but it's one of those movies that makes me question others I say I hate.

I feel like Im the only one who thinks Brosnan is by far the worst. I grew up in the Brosnan era and saw Goldeneye in theaters and will never understand the hype people my age have for him and his bond movies. Absolutely awful.

Spectre is fine, it's classic campy Bond. I'm certain most people who don't like it are only bandwagoners who like the series because of the recent movies.

Now the truly shit Bond's are:

A View to Kill
Die Another Day
The Man With The Golden Gun
Live & Let Die

No one hypes his movies but he is easily the greatest Bond.

What the fuck? Those are all at least decent fun. You didn't even mention the worst Moore, which is Octopussy.


The worst bondfilm isn't a Moore one though, it's either Die Another Day or Quantum of Solace

Switch Dalton and Brosnan and it's perfect

Nostalgia mostly. Nintendo generation loves him.

Reddit the movie

>tfw unironically love die another day

kys

People who think Brosnan is the best Bond are universally plebs and often child molesters.

It's Connery, Connery is Bond, everyone afterwards is just imitating the genius that he put into the role.

I unironically enjoy the Octopussy intro song

It's like it ruined the whole build of the trilogy before it that tried to create a new modern day Bond and then Spectre goes and plays it like Classic Bond with way too many classic references. Also worst villain what was his plan again?

connery fans are always cucks with daddy issues

>Live and Let Die
>shit
fight me IRL faggot

The worst bond is Die Another Die, the worst bond actor (in terms of movies) is Moore, the worst bond (in terms of their acting) is probably Craig

Nah, the worst Moore Bond is easily Golden Gun, a movie so shitty even Christopher Lee couldn't save it

Bullshit it was far better than Quantum of Solace even if it was over the top. Can ANYONE even remember the villain in that movie?

>People who think Brosnan is the best Bond are universally plebs and often child molesters.
Like Christopher Lee.

Brosnan was a GREAT bond. He just got stuck in some really lame bond movies.

Quantum was a victim of the writer's strike, they began shooting without having a complete script. Take that for what you will.

Craig bond isnt even a spy, he's just a cold brainwashed assassin

I feel like im the only person who didn't like skyfall.

WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN?!


The story is a bit silly but not too out there for Bond standards

The asian locations looked great (especially the Thai islands)

It was a bit too comedic maybe, and Nick Nack was shit but Scaramanga was great

Had some good action sequences too (especially the car chase iirc)


It's not the best, but certainly not the worst

I dont even remember what happened during skyfall, except that he did at one point fall from the sky. Only Craig Bond movie I remember really well is Casino Royale, and I remember Spectshit because I saw it recently. I think there might have been another craig bond movie in the middle there somewhere but I dont remember.

What is the most underrated Bond movie and why is it pic related?

QoS was boring forgettable shit. I forgot I was watching a Bond movie when I saw it, could easily be mistaken for some other film.

Yesh and nosh

It sucks because of how shockingly boring it is for a Bond movie, and the car chase is ruined by that stupid fucking slide whistle. Chris Lee is great as always but the role is a waste of his talent

And who can forget Roger Moore trying to be Sean Connery? That scene where he slaps Maud Adams around is pure cringe.

>nigger and chink as bond girls

dropped

oops, wrong pic

This 100%

No you just like any thing old.

>golden eye
>casino royale

are my two favourites although ive never seen any of the films made before goldeneye

Holy Shit, this thread is full of fucking retards.

>Moonraker is bad
>Pierce Brosnan was great
>Spectre is the worst

I bet you faggots prefer Timothy Dalton movies over Daniel Craig, and never heard of George Lazenby.

And the dad rock generation loves anything that came out before the 90s so it offsets

>ive never seen any of the films made before goldeneye

Then get the fuck out of this thread

>I bet you faggots prefer Timothy Dalton movies over Daniel Craig
Except for Casino Royale the answer is: yeah obviously.

Quantum of Solace is the worst one by a mile
Everything about it screams 'We want the Bourne audience' but they forgot to actually add anything memorable (aside from maybe the opera house sequence)

I rewatched it recently and holy shit at one point I just started trying to count the cuts because they were annoying me so much but I couldn't keep up. For a very solid amount of time there was literally no (ZERO) shot that lasted longer than a second. Combine that with the extreme shakycam in action scenes and you can understand why people considered it a confusing dizzying experience. Not to mention it makes it feel like none of the blows actually land.

The villain is a totally unimpressive manlet with an extremely underwhelming plan (oh no he's going to buy all of Bolivia's water. Who cares?), combining for one wholly forgettable experience.

The themesong is also utter shit.

At least the bondgirl was hot, but that's literally the only redeeming factor. What a piece of shit.

you guys are like the people who bitch about the latest zelda but love the previous ones

Can we all agree that the top 5 Bond's are as follows:

1. Goldfinger
2. Casino Royale
3. From Russia With Love
4. On Her Majesty's Secret Service
5. GoldenEye

>Craigfag
>calling other people retards

...

Dalton was the better bond, Craig got 2 of the better stories.

No, the top 5 are:

1) The Spy Who Loved Me
2) Licence to Kill
3) On Her Majesty's Secret Service
4) You Only Live Twice
5) The Living Daylights

I dont remember anything from Quantum of Solace. No opera house either.

Bond is boring soulless shit.

Mission Impossible, Jason Bourne, Man from Uncle, 24, Night Manager, all surpassed Bond.

It's actually in the top 10 Bond movies.

From Russia with Love is overrated piece of shit to be desu

It makes sense that a bunch of Cred Forums fagds would like Timothy Dalton and Pierce Brosnan, its just their feminine charm, which really makes them into great Bond characters.

>IT WAS ME JAMES

What did he mean by this?

Its memorable at least and has many cool parts and scenes

Obviously. It's the origin story for Blofeld who is a recurring villain throughout the series.

>craig
>bond

Live and Let Die is worst bond movie.

The train is the only good part and even that's not really that good.

1. View to a Kill
2. Man with golden gun
3. Moonraker
4. Octopussy
5. For your eyes only

>still no Henry Cavill Bond
>still no comfy new Bond's that involve actual spycraft rather than constant gritty fightscenes

Agreed

The same goes for Goldfinger, Connery spends like half the movie hanging out at a ranch in Kentucky, and Pussy Galore is a shit Bond girl. Fucking dumb dyke who chooses Bond's cock over making millions of dollars

I'm sorry you were dropped on your head as a child and can't realize / don't know that Dalton was the more realistic bond. So much is this so that he was actually asked to be bond 20 years before he actually took up the part.

You can see the damage, the alcoholism and the desperation in Dalton's bond that was written into the character from conception that you don't see in any other version. He's a more fleshed out character and not just on a run to the gadget shop to blow shit up.

>hyped as fuck cos Monica Bellucci
>she gets 5 minutes of screentime
>rest is dedicated to that ugly fuck with buck teeth
Disappointed Tbh

this.
only redditors disagree

>Goldfinger is overrated

You must be 18+ to post on this board m8

Not to mention they chose the wrong theme song.

The part where Tatiana shits into Bonds mouth and pees on his dick was gross but memorable, I'll never forget

Moore was a cringe-fest. And too old. He was as close to being Austin Powers as Bond ever got.

James Bond is like a terrible movie with endless, crappy sequels where they try to outdo the previous one and people with apparent amnesia are the ones watching them. No wonder all the Bond movies ever made don't even come close to a single blockbuster in money made, ever.
I imagine a Jason Bourne movie with endless sequels.
Let a dead cow rest Bondfags.

I got my first blowjob while watching Moonraker at a girls house, and to this day I still can't watch that movie without getting a nostalgic chub

I'm 27 and I love Connery, and I think FRWL and GF are decent enough movies but also incredibly overrated. Dr. No and You Only Live Twice are both far better than either

His eyes are too weak. He looks like deer in the headlights. Bond needs to have steely masculine gaze with no fear.

It's Quantum Of Solace. This isn't even a debate. You can say Die Another Day or any of the other goofy ones were bad but at least they had some memorable/great moments.
QoS was a dull pile of shit with no redeemable features.

This.

>I never miss.

Best moment of the Brosnan era.

>Casino Royale: $600 million
>Quantum of Solace: $586 million
>Skyfall: $1.1 billion
>Spectre: $880 million

Nah, I think they'll be fine

>you were dropped on your head as a child
> the alcoholism and the desperation in Dalton's bond that was written into the character from conception that you don't see in any other version

Did we watch the same movies? Or are you from an alternate universe where Timothy Dalton actually did a good job as bond? Dalton was pure surface, you stupid fuck.

I have to agree with you.

The Man with the Golden Gun and Moonraker are garbage.

I liked View to a Kill but casting Moore for the role was a mistake since he was too old.

Yeah, the theme song was shit. Best theme song was Casino Royale imo.

>Moore was a cringe-fest.

b-but muh serious tone! Dalton is gr8!

See

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correct
youtube.com/watch?v=YMXT3aJxH_A
was pretty good too, with only some redeeming features in the actual movie itself

>no redeemable features

id tell you not to reproduce but that shouldn't be a problem

No, I watched the movies, realised the scripts were terrible but Dalton was based. You sat in your basement smoking meth staring at pictures of Craig masturbating in to your own feces, a normal tuesday for you.

Timothhy Dalton was definitely better than George Lazenby. The absolute worst bond is Pierce Brosnan. The only way this order might chage is if there is a black bond cast in the future.

>I watch Bond movies for the sluts!

Basement dwelling, frog posting alt-right cuck detected.

>late 70's
>old
you have to go back

The best theme is obviously between A View to a Kill and Living Daylights with The World Is Not Enough as the third one.

Nice insult, I thought summer was over though . . .

1/10
black bond being better just for being black... well played

If you thought summer was over, then why are you here and not at school?

oh hai

WAS GETTING CAUGHT PART OF HIS PLAN?

of koursh

Anyone else doesnt like Dalton in the movies but really like him as an actor in everything else he has done? Is really baffling to me and I hope I am not alone in this.

>mfw i realized timothy dalton was in toy story 3

A la carte Bond fans always shit on Daniel Craig. But people who are really into the series ( and not just those who have caught a weekend marathon every now and then) recognize that Daniel Craig's iteration is the only one that provides the origin story for most of James Bond's motivations. This is where he's a wreck, and it's only later on, like Sean Connery's version (which takes place later on in the timeline) where he's more collected and smoothed down. Obviously, Craig would not have been a better bond for Connery's movies, but Connery would not have done as well a job at Craig's movies.

>this post

did we even watch the same movie? do you have face blindness? that's kurylenko not arterton you colossal fucking retard.

the movie actually isn't that bad once you get beyond the ridiculous never ending first act action sequence. its not exactly good either (unmemorable villain, retarded editing, writers strike is obv) but its better than die another day and that pile of shit they released last year. i would even go so far as to say that its more thematically rich and interesting than most bond movies and better than the third act of skyfall.

on a semi-related note, kill yourself

Diamonds Are Forever is 100% the worst Bond film, followed by Moonraker and some other Moore ones where they start to become hard to differentiate in quality.

Anyone who wants to talk about the worst Bond film needs to (re)watch Diamonds Are Forever, it's absolutely atrocious from start to finish in production value, script, action sequences, acting and just about everything.

Honestly, I think A View to a Kill is easily the worst. Aside from the song, the movie is so damn boring.

Thank you for confirming your retardation you subhuman pedophile with no taste.
Now go back to Cred Forums or /r9k/ like a good little white Trump supporter.

You have to admit the girls are part of the appeal, though I agree QoS is shit.

I like the movie but I agree with you, I just would not blame Roger for it, sure you could say that he was not able to act it out properly but I feel they should have not imposed such a sudden turn just because they felt that Bond was not edgy enough.

kek are you literally using white as an insult

fucking niggers

Spectre was easily the most kino Bond film of all time
>that gorgeous single tracking shot to open the film
>the bond theme playing as craig walks across mexican rooftops
>the chopper stunts
>the funeral in rome
>the spectre meeting
>the train fight
>the 60s esque look and feel of the desert lair
>the explosion
>craig driving the classic aston martin off into the sunset (so to speak)

Seriously comfy movie. I completely agree there was some utter shite, such as sam smith, Moriarty, dumb hacker scenes with tumblrQ, and Waltz clearly not giving any effort/not having a single good line to work with, etc.

But by no means the worst Bond. Could probably make a fan edit to cut the shit out and it would be a solid 9/10 bond film.

>both directed by Martin Campbell

They should just let this dude direct all Bond movies, he seems to know his shit

Diamonds are Forever was supposed to be good but you are a 100% right. For me, Thunderball is the one that always kills my Bond marathons.

Bald, James Bald

It's only kino if you completally ignore the plot and focus only on the cinamatography.

I'm pretty sure they wanted to keep him after Goldeneye but he didn't want to be just a Bond director.

I enjoyed the video of Casino Royale more than the music, now Skyfall was a mess, it felt like the video tried to include every other video that they thought of and scrapped.

Quantum of Solace

Spectre at least had a superior Bond Girl

That girl is fucking vile.

Thunderball is hard because most of it is a really decent film and the story is bretty gud. It's just completely let down by the underwater sections. They last far too long anyway, theyfeel barely edited, they're largely uninteresting and don't have great music to fall back on and even in spite of all this they're weak anyway because the action is slowed down immensely because they're fucking underwater and everything is slow.

It's so frustrating a film to watch.

Dalton was easily the most boring Bond

Shit Bond movies:

ThunderBall
You only live Twice
Live and Let Die
The Man with the Golden Gun
Moonraker
For Your Eyes Only
Octopussy
A view to a Kill
License to Kill
Die Another Day
Quantum of Shit
Spectre

>visible nipples

Am I supposed to not think she's a whore?

>Spectre
>plot
>bad

You are clearly not a true Bond fan if you fail to recognize that Blofeld is a consistent villain in the Bond films, and a huge part of Bond's origin. Just stick to watching weekend Bond-a-thons on TNT, kiddo.

she's a french actress, getting naked is what they do, stop being such a fat uptight burger

Shittiest Bond movie:

Diamonds are Forever

Blofeld was never Bond's foster brother though

>It was me James, i was the one who was behind everything, me! Your dear brother! I became the head of a powerfull criminal organization that rules the world because daddy showed you more affection.

>buzzwords
>implying

not an argument.

you're supposed to be subtle and at least pretend to disguise it, ill feed you some (you)'s until you either get it or fuck off though

I feel like people dismiss all that stuff because the "plot was dumb". It's about as intricate as the earlier Bonds. I loved it.

I'll admit that it's a stretch, but it is still more realistic than the gimmicks in almost any other pre-Craig bond movie. It and it definitely blows the nips off of any idea in the Brosnan, Dalton, Moore eras.

Please explain more.

How can one be so perfect?

>You're supposed to be subtle and at least pretend to disguise it.
>But i'll keep giving you (You)'s to show you that you're not the only retard here!
>Oh and i'll post a picture of a ugly looking girl from a terrible movie too!
>Oh boy, i sure am a patrickian, sofisticateted 4chen poster!

at least based Lewis Gilbert came along and put a stop to that shit. He hired a new writer on TSWLM to make sure that the character was written to suit Roger's strengths

In the original canon Blofeld never had that kind of relationship with Bond. Although I'm not saying that you should never deviate from it, this was not a change for the better. If Oberhauser wasn't Blofeld there would have been no difference to the plot. It just seemed like a name drop when he revealed himself to be Blofeld.

Moore movies are campy while Craig's are supposed to be serious and tense. I get that people's biggest complaint was that Cassino Royale wasn't campy but going full retard in the last Craig movie, a Blofeld movie, was a terrible mistake. Spectre should have been the most tense Bond movie considering how Cassino and Skyfall played.

I'm gonna rewatch it because right now all I can think of is how shitty I thought everything after Batista died was.

Quantum of Solace has the opera scene which is far better than anything in Spectre, so I feel like QoS is actually the better movie.

I see your point about Spectre not being gritty/tense enough. But, the way I always perceived the Craig reboot is as the unpolished version of bond before he becomes the suave (read: "dead-inside") bond we saw in earlier portrayals. So, Spectre is the drop off point before it goes from tense to campy. Hope that made sense.

Spectre was disappointing and definitely shit, but it was still more enjoyable than QoS imo.

The Spy Who Loved me is literally top 5. You have fucking abhorrent taste.

Quantum of Solace to the Casino Royale - Skyfall arch is the equivalent of The Empire Strikes back or Matrix Reloaded, in the sense that the movies are a stepping stone to the next, but shouldn't stand alone.

but QoS was right after Casino, and Skyfall took place after all the brosnan movies

MEEEEEE, JAMES.

It did, i understand your point.

I disagree with some of this list but it's unmistakably patrician nonetheless.

You have ten seconds to explain how it made sense to shoehorn Blofeld in as the guy behind Silva.

What the fuck was the point of them introducing Quantum at all?

This desu. Quantum of Solace was pretty bad but I don't think it was as spectacularly boring as Spectre. Spectre had pretty photography but most of the action was kind of uninspiring, you feel Roger Deakins's photography more than you do Sam Mendes's directing. The opera scene in QoS is infinitely more memorable than anything in Spectre. Spectre was just trying to replicate the success of Skyfall by putting more nostalgia shit in rather than doing something new.
>member blofeld?
>member ejector seats?

Except that Quantum is the weakest of the three , where Empire is the strongest. Also Skyfall really doesn't build off of Quantum very well.

Skyfall was just as bad, in fact it's worse because it got so much hype when it was an awful film and even poorer Bond film. Quantum of Solace is better than both btw

The worst Bond film though is Octopussy, there's literally nothing redeemable about it

>Bond doesn't fuck the girl.

She's not even a bondgirl, just some chick.

>She's not even a bondgirl

What

Literally any of the Brosnan films, they are all fucking terrible. Actually, the worst one was with the news magnate who caused terrorist incidents so he could sell more news. Utterly retarded premise and Brosnan was such a crap Bond

he fucks gemma arterton though so at least it's got that going for it

I'm fine with M being a bond girl.

The tension and atmosphere in that first teaser trailer is how the whole film should have been. Bond off on his own away from MI6, paranoid, unable to trust anyone, digging deeper into a shady underworld, uncovering sinister clues as to who the leader is and his master plan. Batista gauging the eyes out of a bunch of ex SPECTRE members who know too much. Coulda been good.

that's literally the only thing I remember from that movie

Bond girls are characters that Bond is romantically interested in or fucks at some point. Being a girl and being in a Bond movie doesn't automatically make you a Bond girl, I don't think he even flirts with Camille in QoS

all craig bonds are garbage besides casino

>it's a Bond thread where acne ridden amerifats and pakis only discuss the craig films

>there's literally nothing redeemable about it
when Bond says "and this is for 009!" and kills a guy.

Bond has just been a poor-man's Bourne ever since Paul Greengrass started directing action movies.

How long did the guy take to cum?

Yaphet Kotto is the most underrated Bond villain 2bh senpai

>all craig bonds are garbage especially casino
ftfy

I hope Eon stops trying to turn Bond into Bourne, post-Craig. It was fun in Casino Royale since the movie was pure Bourne but now they're trying to mix Bond elements with Bourne and it just doesn't work.

>people unironically hate Octopussy

what is wrong with this world?

>The worst Bond film though is Octopussy, there's literally nothing redeemable about it
The worst Bond film by far is Skyfall, followed closely by Die Another Day and Quantum of Solace. Octopussy and The World is Not Enough have passable storylines but terrible execution and acting. They could've been good movies, honestly.

It's because he's not over Eva Green yet.

Do you consider Elektra, Paris and that girl from Goldfinger to be Bond girls?

Tomorrow Never Dies is easily the worst.

Die Another Day gets an honorable mention because the CGI was so shit

If you think those are worse than Spectre you have outed yourself as a pleb

Surprised this hasn't got more of a mention, I was astounded by how awful the plot was. It felt so cheaply produced too

Can we all agree:

Connery
Moore
Dalton
Craig
Lazenby
Brosnan

Is the definitive list?

Spectre is just complete garbage. I don't want to call it a Bond movie at all.

Here's the wikipedia definition:

>A Bond girl is a character (or the actress portraying a character) who is a love interest and/or female sidekick of James Bond.

A good third of Casino Royale was awful, mostly because of how most of its budget came from product placement. The airport scene is particularly awful with Richard branson making a cameo and the general forgettable bland Bourne action. They even worked product placement into the first convo between Vesper and Bond. Pretty sad the franchise was basically broke at this point and they had to be in your face with the shilling.

fuck off

I bet you're some crusty virgin twat who unironically hates Rog for no good reason

Brosnan
Dalton
Connery
Moore
Lazenby
Craig

>Brosnan anywhere but last

millennial detected

>Product placement
It's Sony 2bh. Other studios wouldn't do it so blatantly. And I actually like the airport sequence, even though it does get stale after watching it a few times. At least I understand what the fuck is going on, unlike Bourne or modern action flicks.

Underage or idiot detected.

Brosnan and Dalton are the top two Bond, whereas Connery is the go-to meme Bond for underage idiots who don't even understand the series. Please acquire some taste.

Deakins did Skyfall (and I think he made the best looking Bond film so far).

Hoyte van Hoytema did Spectre

Quantum of Solace is nowhere near as bad as the tedium that is ANY of the non-Goldeneye Brosnan films. I literally skip all three of them when I go through the series.

>Elektra
>Paris
Of course they're bond girls, they both sleep with Bond. Hell, Paris is an old girlfriend of his

As for the girl from Goldfinger, not sure if you're referring to Jill or Tilly. Jill is a Bond girl, Tilly isn't

>Brosnanbabies calling other people underage

you only like his films because you grew up with them, they are objectively the worst four films in the entire franchise and Brosnan is just a pompous twat.

> who don't even understand the series.

This is ironic coming from an amerifat who sees Brosnan as a posh and smug upper class Brit and thinks this is what Bond should be. You are utterly clueless

I meant the girl that dies in the beggining of Goldfinger.
Sorry i didn't sleep well.

Do you consider M to be a Bondgirl?

But best looking =/= good movie. Many of the action sequences weren't properly shot because Deakins and the director were so keen on making the movie look artistic. The result took me out of the movie multiple times, especially the fight between Bond and that sniper on the building.
>Let's silhouette them in some disconnected long shot! xD
What the fuck was that? I'll take Nolan over that shit.

Connery
Dalton
Moore
Brosnan
Craig
Lazenby

any other list is wrong and made by underage redditors

I never said that makes it a good movie, just that I consider it the best looking.

Everything in Macau especially is gorgeous. But that rooftop fight was also very pretty, as were the Scottish Highlands.

The fight with the sniper looked absolutely fine you autistic faggot.

>I meant the girl that dies in the beggining of Goldfinger.
That would be Jill

>Do you consider M to be a Bondgirl?
No, she's a legacy character

Well you're either underage or fucking pathetic for being here at 40. Or a millennial which makes you a fucking idiot for using it as an insult.

What's wrong with Lazenby? I don't remember On her Majesty's secret service very well.

>you only like his films because you grew up with them, they are objectively the worst four films in the entire franchise and Brosnan is just a pompous twat.
No, because he's legitimately the most smooth and Bond-like. He's the lighter hearted version of Bond, whereas Dalton is the darker, more gritty Bond that's closer to Ian Fleming's novels.

But it's ok, plebbit, I understand why you chose Connery over these two. :^)

OHMSS is actually a fine film, but Lazenby isn't Bond at all. Terrible fit, and replaced immediately with good reason.

>but le goldeneye omg I watched THE SHIT out of le goldeneye and the game was so good

this is literally you

It was a good film but he's not a good Bond

That's a fair point. I do love the ending to Casino Royale the best out of any Bond film.

>Oh my god, this is so pretty! xD
>I know, like wow! Such a good movie!
High schoolers detected.

Maybe he watched the movies when he was already an adult, or maybe he started the Bond movies with Dr.No.

Elektra gave me all of my fetishes.

>No, because he's legitimately the most smooth and Bond-like

You don't understand the character at all desu

Jesus Christ you're actually retarded.

What the fuck kinda lazy bait is this?
Fuck off faggot

I even said that it being good looking does not make it a good movie, yet you try to imply as if I did.

>Moore is good
youtube.com/watch?v=U00tRdMKTqI

Bond hasnt been good since Casino Royale

I know I'm in the minority, but I like Lazenby. He looks the part to a tee, and he bring a vulnerability to the role that I find interesting, and it works because of how much more a romance OHMSS is compared to other Bond movies. No other Bond actor could have pulled that off except maybe Dalton

>You don't understand the character at all desu
Read my post again instead of cherry picking certain parts, you autist. And seeing that you chose Connery over Dalton, I think you should apply that statement to yourself.

Kek

>Bond hasnt been good since The World is Not Enough
ftfy

>Bea Arthur of "All your pain"
>look it up
>Bea Arthur was never in a film called all your pain

Why did he lie?

is this somehow meant to discredit just how based the Moore films are?

Found the bait master

Then why are you defending the movie so much? Because it only looks great, right? Yeah, no. Fuck off.

>I don't rate Moore
youtube.com/watch?v=jjG65N-jbqw

It makes plenty sense to have Blofeld behind Silva. Silva was in some chinese dungeon for years and somehow got out. It was never explained in skyfall, but with spectre it makes perfect sense that Blofeld would free Silva and finance his revenge fantasy on MI6 and M. Silva would pay that debt back by hacking MI6 and providing the data to spectre, but aside from that got to be a loose cannon.

This 100%

>Villain has an emotional connection to Bond without being a lazy OLIVER PAYNE obsession
>The villain's plan is grounded in reality but still threatens the whole world
>Brosnan shows his range by being able to switch from a suave playboy to a goofy lark and then to a stone-cold-killer without missing a beat
>Cool action sequences that don't take too much focus away from the story
>Bond actually has an emotional arc instead of just being a vehicle for car chases and kung fu fights

See:

This guy gets it

Yes, when the last movie ends like this youtube.com/watch?v=hgndOK2zuY0.

Agree with all of this, plus it has some of the greatest lines Bond has ever uttered.

>She's waiting for you!
cold as ice

I know a lot of people talk shit about Denise Richards as Christmas Jones, but I find her inept attempt at portraying a nuclear physicist to be quite entertaining.

>still no Henry Cavill Bond
Just pretend man from UNCLE is a bond movie where he is undercover as a CIA agent.

Personally i want to see him play supes like he played Solo. That smug cocky self assurednes, lantern jaw, and always being the guy on top, no matter the situation.

I want prime Sophie Marceau so fuckin bad

>yfw there are people who actually like Moore as Bond

Im even pretty luke warm on casino royale. Maybe its just a bad case of not muh bond. Grew up with the Moore bond movies, and then brosnan bonds when i was a teenager.

Literally an entire generation grew up on them. What's so hard to belirve?

uncle was weird as fuck. i mean i liked it, was a fun action movie, but i thought they setup cavill to bone the exmachina chick and he ends up getting cucked by the tall silent russian ally.

>i thought christmas only comes once a year

>mfw there are edgy faggots that don't like Moore's likable, fun take on the character

Come come Mr Bond, you derive as much pleasure from discussing the bonus situation as I do.

The best part is that kinda ruins the previous movies with the "It was me all along"

>Brosnan
>First
Ring the Faggot Alarm. I found him.

objectively correct

It's my favorite one Brosnan did after Goldeneye. The other two were just kind of dull, had a few neat bits but on the whole just not good or bad enough to make any sort of real impression one way or the other. But Die Another Day is such absurd, Moonraker-tier ascended horseshit it becomes impressive.

Die Another Day is Schlockino.

no way, not first but not the worst one for sure.

If you think that webm supports your argument you're an even bigger pleb than that post gives you credit for

The difference being that Moonraker is fun and stupid, Die Another Day is just stupid. Don't get me wrong, the first half of the movie is legit good, but as soon as they reach the ice palace the film turns to shit

Still, half of a good movie is better than QoS or TMWTGG

>Daniel Craig's Bond tenure started off great but got worse with each installment
I just feel bad for Daniel Craig at this point.

This is such a good thread, minus all the trolls rootig for Brosnan. Also, Lazenby was brilliant, he just had a really, really high bar set for him after Connery. I think he would have been ranked higher if he had made more films.

>reach the ice palace
I was kind of over it once I saw Madonna ask Brosnan to lace her up and then they destroyed a high class fencing club.

Fuck you Brosnan is great. He's like an amalgam of all the Bond who came before him, making his the most well-rounded portral.

That said, I agree about Lazenby. I don't think I would go as far as to call him "brilliant" or anything, but he's a fine Bond and does a really good job in the one movie he had.

Brosnan is the worst one of the bunch. He is the twink Bond. Literally any of the other Bonds would whoop his ass. He just gets by on his feminine charms.

Brosnan is by far the worst, he's like a caricature of Americans' perceptions of Bond, the only people who like him are 20 year old mouthbreathers who grew up with his films so automatically feel the need to defend him

I agree with you, but 20 year olds grew up with Craig. They just might like Brosnan, since Brosnan was big when their parents were young and they can't think for themselves.

Man, shit taste in this thread is strong.

>anyone who likes X is Y
Fuck you and your nonsense generalizations, shit that only exists in your head to justify your own worthless opinion.

I grew up watching Roger Moore and Brosnan is my favorite. I never even played the N64 game. You know who else thought he was the best? Roger Ebert, who was an adult in Connery's time.There goes your theory faggot

no, they grew up with Brosnan. His films were in cinemas when they were growing up, his films have been shown on terrestrial television far more than any other Bond. Not to mention the popularity of goldeneye as a game

20 year olds were literally fucking 6 when the last Brosnan bond was in theaters you fucking imbecile.

>Dr. No is good
Ha, good one. Pretty contrarian, I'd say.
Second half of the film is boring, tedious even, with a weak villian and shitty climax to boot. No. Dr. No is barebones - try rewatching it for a change.
It had some good moments (Bond introduction; "You've had your six"), but overall it's not a good movie. Certainly not better than FRWL or GF.

And YOLT is a fucking comedy film.

Here's some math for you, you supposed oldfag.

>I'm 27
>I was 16 when Casino Royale Came out
> I was 5 when GoldenEye came Out

This adds up to you being a fucking retard.

so which Bond do you most remember from your childhood?

I do agree that Dr.No's climax is underwhelming, but I love everything up that point. It's like a retroactive deconstruction of the Bond formula, I appreciate it far more now that I've seen the rest of the series. It's so refreshing to see such a simple, straightforward Bond adventure after sitting through shit like Die Another Day. You call it barebones as a criticism, I think it's a strength.

As for YOLT, I just love Gilbert's directing style and the locations and photography are amazing. It's also really exciting and never lets up, and the climax is killer.

I stand by my opinion, they're both way better than FRWL or GF.

Honestly, Roger Moore and Sean Connery. The Bond movies aren't aimed at kids, so I didn't watch Brosnan because his movies were at least PG-13. My parents probably didn't mind me watching the older ones a a kid. Of course, I saw Brosnan at some point before I turned 13 and definitely before Craig. But Brosnan wasn't my generation. The only thing that ties Goldeneye to me was the game on N64.

Word

When you're right, you're right.

...

Shit list, faggot.

How so?

Timothy Dalton ("Lip Stick" Bond) was second worst to Pierce Brosnan (Twink-Bond) . Sean Connery was (Alpha Bond) and Daniel Craig was Gritty Bourne Bond. Roger Moore wasn't as bad as Austin Powers, and Lazenby would have been better if he had more films.

>Timothy Dalton ("Lip Stick" Bond) was second worst to Pierce Brosnan
M'lady

bronsan was the worst bond ever

Any reason?

no good movies

No masculinity, just got by on his feminine charm. The movies were terrible. If I had to pick which Bond was secretly gay I'd pick Brosnan.

Roger moore is the worst Bond

Well, "barebones" was a good thing up until the Island. I mean - Bond did spy stuff and didn't rely on gadgets. That's a plus.
Everything after felt like a bad sci-fi film from 50s. And it feels somewhat unfinished.

While FRWL is like a Hitchcock thriller with James Bond. I find this type of film really great. Way better than half of a good yet plain movie.

YOLT is fun, but it was right then the series became a parody. Austin Powers before Austin Powers.

/thread

The Moore era is objectively worse than anything from modern bond, including Specter and Die Another Day.

no, you're not. Brosnan is a fucking ham. no class, no sass, absolute worse bond.

I grew up in the age of Brosnan, and while I won;t dispute that connery really makes the role, Craig is Number 2 in my book.

Connery>Craig>Moore>Dalton>Lazenby>Niven>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Brosnan

>Gemma Arterton
Has she been in a single good movie?

Winner list. Thank you.

This is the only accurate list

Might switch Moore and Dalton, but this is a great list.

I watched Skyfall

Don't remember a God damn thing about it.

Race traitor

Timothy Dalton seems to be the only pre-Brosnan Bond to actually have stayed sane and/or not turned into a pile of lard as we entered the 2010s.

He's pretty based.

How?

He's being racist against his own kind.

No, he said that James Bond was created as a white character so a white actor should play him, just like Shaft should be black.

So he's racist.

Whatever, if that's what it means to be racist. He's definitely based.

Why am I even trying to explain to someone like you? ugh

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

Someone with a clear opinion that you disagree with? I'm not the one calling a black Jew a "race traitor".

Gr8 b8 m8

Only the opening sequence was good. The rest was a convoluted mess with two rediculous climaxes which were incredibly unsatisfying and an unmemorable villain and average bond girl.

Casino>Skyfall>QOS>Spectre

>inb4 someone claims quantum of solace is "underrated".

No. Just stop. That movie was shit.

>Moore was best bond

actually kys

The incomprehensibly bad action sequences automatically reduce qos to a 0/10 for me. Why oh why did they decide to go the flashy and gritty bourne route in terms of camera work? Fuck that.

yeah, that's fair. I guess consider that one a draw.

Watch youtube.com/user/HaphazardStuff

Yes his videos are long but trust me, he absolutely destroys Brosnan bond and all of his films.

I never liked how he always ran around shooting ak47's personally. It left a bad taste in my mouth.

seriously? Skyfall was a fucking excellent bond moive. in it's own way, perhaps one of the best, though that depends heavily on what people like in a bond.

You probably remember it, you just don;t associate what you remember with "Skyfall" if that makes any sense.

QOS is lower than spectre.

at least Spectre tried to be origonal.

QoS literally stole the plot from something that ACTUALLY happened in the 2000's. the the IRL thing was worse than they made it out in the movie.

>at least Spectre tried to be origonal.

No it didn't it was the most formulaic bond movie ever

This thankyou. I loved Goldeneye as a kid but Brosnan is just completely without class.

fair, but it wasn't based on real events. I mean how fucking lazy do you have to get as a writer for bond to use actual happenings for your movies, holy shit.

and QoS was pretty formulaic too.

hmm yes i will definitely take some youtube fedoras opinion over roger ebert and christopher lee

Why do Dads like Roger Moore so much?

The Dalton movies are the worst and anyone who says otherwise should swallow a bag of sleeping pills and lie in front of an incoming train just to be sure.

The franchise almost dies and had to be brought back from the ashes by Brosnan. All of your contrarian opinions to the contrary are irrelevant because they defy the cold hard reality that the Dalton Bond movies were shit.

Because that's "their" Bond. In 20 years you'll be talking about how great Craig was.

>Roger Ebert
>2012
>3.5/4

>Cars 2
>3.5/4

>Garfield 1 and 2
>3/4

>Crystal skull
>3.5/4

>knowing
>4/4

>Star wars ep 1
>3/4

This is why you assess the quality of the argument and not the speaker. Whether he's a fedora or not is meaningless.

So
>only old people like Connery the most
>only fedora contrarians like Lazenby the most
>Moore was so ridiculous he was practically a parody of Bond
>patricians like Dalton the most
>Brosnan's movies were popcorn fun
>Craig's movies were junk food trash

Am I right or did I misinterpret your list?

Because the big reveal that it's Bloefeld doesn't actually change anything plot wise, it just adds randomly to the story without impacting anything that came before that point

>it was me James, it was always me

>......ah cool, what's new?

You're cherry picking with Ebert, he shills so hard it isn;t funny.

You nailed it

No he didn't.

Why Edgar Wright does not want to do spy films? He has already three bond graduates under his helm.

The World Is Not Enough had a great vidya game.

>Die another Day

I have to disagree

It's so bad and ott that I think it's approaching alt bond kino

At the very least it was interesting as fuck, unlike some of the real shitters you ommitted

Like Octopussy and Moonraker

His next film is a comedy thriller called Baby Driver. Maybe after that he'll finally do a spy film.

I literally can't watch a lot of old action movies because the editing and pacing is so slow. Is this my fault or has film technique really improved?

You have ADHD and I strongly suggest removing yourself from the gene pool.

Does Bond actually say 'tomorrow never dies' in the actual movie? As a kid I always remembered Brosnan saying that line and it was cool as fuck, but now I can't find it

Either way, 10/10 line

They don't make posters like they used to :/

Unmemorable photo bash? This Lazenby poster is dreadful but at least it has one sort of coherent idea and isn't just a bunch of stills from different scenes put in the background with Bond looking like a boring faggot just standing there with his gun.
This is the fucking worst one.

I love Bond threads since every time they become long-winded arguments over which Bonds are shit and which Bonds are good. The only thing most people can agree on is Connery is good.

Actually that's the best Brosnan poster so go choke on a fat nigger dick.

Lol user, that 'The World is not Enough' poster is one of my favourite posters of all time

Nostalgia and all that

Guess we'll have to disagree, although I do like that Lazenby one

That car chase through the snow/village is comfy as

You're clearly just a weekend Bond-a-thon fan. This whole Daniel Craig reboot is the origin story. That's why it mattered. Bloefeld is a consistent villain, and this added a whole new layer to the series.

This is the only good non-Connery/Craig Bond movie.