Cringekino thread

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They should have made the whole movie a deleted scene.

That was the best scene from the movie, sadly.

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More like from any movie.

That fucking guitar. I love it.

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Obligatory

dropping some essential cringe kino right here

TOO LATE

>that
>cringe

fuck off reddit

Great acting. Great movie. PANCAKES

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MAJESTY

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Yet to be topped

I unironically love this

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while we're on halle berry the entirety of catwoman also fit the bill

Dinosaur Stampede

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I was sure that was gonna be the basketball scene from Catwoman

It's not a very good scene, but I'm not seeing the cringe, personally.

Why do Peter Jackson movies have so much bloom?

It's cringey on a technical level. The compositing is just embarrassing. Incredibly conspicuous green screens

Got it.

that super long dialogue of Batman in TDKR when he's about to take off with the bomb

the entirety of pic related

Whoa, I thought that video thumbnail looked like something else entirely for a split second

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What the fuck were they thinking

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This is a pretty flick scene until the part with the dog then it becomes pure kino.

This is actually good, not cringe at all.

>cringe
There's nothing cringey about the Room, it's pure kino

They really do believe this, don't they?

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>Someone thought this was cool

You have to at least admit Tommy's sex scenes qualify. Worst part of watching that with friends

I think that's cool.

Jesus Christ

I still have no idea what the point of that was. Was this a comedy or what?

WANNA PLAY SOME B'BALL?

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It's like a 6 year old's weird fantasy.

wow this actually seems pretty cool. it has that mad max vibe. can't see what's so cringeworthy about it.

Fucking hell.

Yes.

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What bad thing did these actors do to end up in this piece of shit? Do these movies make a lot of money or something?

What song is this?

Fuck you buddy, that was awesome

same, don't see why people are flipping shit

Darude - Sandstorm

When he jump kicks the dinosaur in the face I feel ashamed for humanity.

This is great, not cringe at all. In fact it was the highlight of the movie, worth the $24 I paid for the ticket

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From what I recall it was paying homage to another movie/director. That's all there is to it.

This is ascended kino, not cringe

I-I don't understand

by brain is not evolved enough to get it

cringe? this shit is hilarious. early 2000 capekino >>>> today's capeshit. fight me

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What about this?

Lol, this is exactly why Kurt killed himself

That was one of the best parts of that entire shit movie, faglord.

>Kurt killed himself
Sure thing, it wasn't Courtney. Nope, no way.

I'm dying

So the joke here is that there is no consensus if it's good or not so it just makes everyone squirm, right?

>he comes over here, we're gonna FUCK his ass

>Doesn't want to go to prison
>Murders a basketball in cold blood

jesus lord this pains me

It's just like in my japanese animes

>tfw finally triggered by something on Cred Forums

Every time I see this clip it gets worse.
At least this bullshittery performed horribly at the box office so there is some justice

This thread needs some musickino

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It's kinda amazing that a fat, delusional, tired looking old fuckwit like Stephen Seagull can be famous and rich

Famous, sure, but I doubt he has a lot money

one day he hopes to seen as more than just a sex symbol but a great writer and actor too.

He's almost there

Not really, he was famous and rich before he became a fat, delusional, tired-looking old fuckwit.

probably one of the best scene ever

would be awesome if it were somehow doable in reality, this is harry potter bullshit level

Tommy Wiseau?

Mate, they cast spells at people and make them do whatever they want in that film.

We have surpassed HP.

watch Nico and come back kiddo.
Seagal was the shit in the 80's

t. bird brained simpleton

Imagine paying money to see this

>'Next time I'll deflate all your balls.'

Hah that's pretty good. But then the nonsense he says to the woman is real cringe.

To be fair, Statham probably does this every Tuesday.

hey thats pretty cool tbhfam

both movies were very profitable, yeah.

it's so fucking creepy for a child movie
but this scene is cool
the captain design is shit tought

Are you seriously telling me that there wasn't a single camera on them

>Guards don't have peripheral vision
>Visitors in a high security facility aren't detained for acting suspiciously
>Giving the card to people that are about to be searched instead of keeping it after being searched.

This is embarrassing. For supposedly professional magicians they're pretty shit at making a simple card disappear. Couldn't they hire a consultant or something instead of making up this elaborate fiasco?

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never seen it, is the idea here that the pirates were once kids from the normal world so blackbeard just likes the song and makes people sing it for him?

>Blonde KGB femme fatale
>Guy with the power of dirt
>Some gopnik with high tech blades
>A bear

Looks like Russian Avengers alright

why don't they just keep flying the card around the room that would been dope

I was already thinking this looked surpisingly decent.

Then the fucking crab-bot appeared

I'm gonna go watch this

Can't wait for Marvelcucks and DCfags to get BTFO by the dawn of Russian capekino

pure cinema

I find it hard to make it through this scene every time.
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where is harry plotter?

>01:44 "NEEEEEEIIIIII"
everytime

Khan looks pretty cool tbqh, but I do have a thing for edgy characters, hope he gets a solo movie.

>tfw rock guy is the father figure/wise mentor of the group
>tfw he probably will die

;_;

... A paperclip? Howabout all those fucking metal earrings and his belt and buttons.

He didn't want them to set it off.

Same way he stared down that dog

holy shit i never saw this . . .my god

fuck me this scene is rough every time

perfect

It's not creepy at all. Just how sheltered were you as a kid? I'm straining to think of a generation of children who'd be put off by this.

It's like one of those times when you hear a really catchy song that you just want to listen to forever, but then the more you listen to it the more you realize it's not that good but by then it's too late you already put it in your major motion picture and have to live with the shame.

Happens to the best of us.

>i never saw this deleted scene

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If you were old enough to see it in theaters you'd have hated it too. Doesn't help that it's surrounded by an awful movie.

>post the best scene in the history of cinema
>calls it cringe

sincerely looks better than any dc or marvel shit.

That's about the worst acting I have ever seen

Millennial trying to act grown up detected

I hope someone got killed for this

my co worker thought this was completely real. He's a fucking retard with 0 taste.

apparently this movie was made by an director infamous for making adam sandler tier comedies

i laughed the whole way through, this shit is way better than modern capeshit

I heard the stories but I didn't know it was this bad

I really wanna hate this but I love Lizzy Caplan too much to do so

generation z shit trying to rattle my cage through 11 layers of sarcasm detected

Worst scene in the thread. Jesus.

Imagine you're on the bus and you see some guy listening to Katy Perry on full blast through his headphones, loud enough that you can hear every lyric and he's clearly getting really into the song and is moving his whole body with the beat. Then the song ends... and then it starts again. He's listening to Hot and Cold full blast on repeat and dancing to it.

He thinks this is the best song in the world right now and thinks he's cool for thinking that. And we all know in a few days or in a week he'll be so sick of that song and eventually he'll never want to hear it again.

That is cringy. It's like a total lack of self awareness and thinking that this song is so wonderful and unique you have to share it with the whole world and yet no one fucking cares.

holy shit

why?

Surely they could've just had the guy flick in between the front and back of his hand over and over and nobody would've noticed?

remember when she tried to do the accent and then gave up on it in the next movie?

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Remember when Gandalfs fights a troll but loses because he forgot to charge the batteries in his staff, only to be saved at the last moment by a transvestite man catapulting himself down the throat of the troll?

I knew it.

jesus fucking christ

when i first saw this youtube clip i thought it was some kind of spoof or commercial
little did i know that it was actually in the movie

what

jesus must have taken forever to learn how to throw the card like that

Your post is the cringiest thing in this thread. It's more than coincidental that you talk about a lack of self awareness you fucking mouth breather.

O hai Steven, anyway how is your sex life?

I legitimately thought someone dubbed this over the scene and thought it was hilarious...little did I know

The russian guy sounds like text to speech

well he'd only be brought before the basketball court for that

Literally me.

bullseye was objectively the best part of the movie

Did Jackman ever get legitimate work after this? Should fire his agent.

>Cred Forums goes on a date
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Literally me.

>0:12
NOPE

This would've been a cool scene if it wasn't for the poor choice of song.

Kurt Cobain did

If you unironically found this cringey you're a fucking moron who's been bested by the deepness capeshit.

user... have you ever felt like a plastic bag?

All hope is lost

>that host
unf

Honestly this would be a great scene if there were context for it like Blackbeard going to a different time then finding a copy of that song lying in someone's home and brings it back to his crew because he thought it was incredible, so he makes them all sing it whenever he comes.

or if it were a different song

how is this cringe you fucking kid?

That's because it's intentional you fucking idiot.

gwen is top qt

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Hey man, they asked. Sorry I had to delve into meta cringe to describe it.

>CGI

completely destroys the purpose of magic tricks

That was hysterical

Is this Kino?

Those songs are shit, but firework is my fucking jam, faggot.

You're a thin-skinned bag of garbage leaking insecurity.

The heroes
>Tundra soldier
>Zemlya bender
>Mishka hulk
>invisible Ivana
the villains
>Igor bane
>Red Boris Skull

seems like russian kino

the one on the left is has nice feet, the one on the right looks like a brick

did you look her up on wikifeet?

>zemlya
that is a sick monument, how can americans even compete

they keep passing it to the person that is about to be searched. the first fag could have just kept it.

No
I just searched her name + feet

It's not cgi that's the thing

why didn't they just keep it close tight to the body? it's literally a card, the guards aren't going to be able to feel it through the clothes

I unironically like this line desu.

>so fuck you.

this scene makes sense if you know about the cut dialogue that toad makes

Bull-fucking shit. Where do you work, retard day-care?

Fucking ripoff. When I watch a movie named Pan I expect pipes, rape, and lots of panic.

you know
(heaves)
it takes
(weeze)

boys boys boys

remember breaking bad?

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was that in the movie for real?

Wonder if Jackson will ever get to return to the originals to add in more footage considering how fucking terrible the WB is.

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Why do they need to throw the card around if any one of them is capable of hiding it the whole time?

what the fuck were they thinking

>what niggers have, I have that too

>it would be extremely painful

Not even Jesus can pull off tricks like that.

I hate this scene. It is an extreme iteration of what they did in the previous movie. In there, the scene was fun and fresh.

Also the funny things he does just don't make any sense, because no one can see them.

>only good scene in the movie
>cringe

u wot m8

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eyebrowkino

I unironically liked this scene

I only watched this scene once at the theater. Even now i refuse to watch it again.

Pretty neat desu

>nobody dies from the rapid acceleration and deceleration

Knife Party is pretty good tee bee aych familia

implied secondary super powers

Yo, reeving intensifies was legit one of my favorite moments of the show because it was so ridiculous.

This is why no one takes these movies seriously. But I will admit it if you're going to spend millions of dollars on computer effects this is a pretty neat one.

I love it. Creeping everybody out and he doesn't give a fuck.

>Knife Party
thank god the dubstep era is over

didn't noticed the awful cgi until now.

Why does he come in so late? Did he miss his cue or something?

That's not even dubstep you fucking mong

Actually no. In DoFP it is stated that Quicksilver needs to hold a persons neck to avoid them getting it snapped. In the Apocalypse scene, he is carrying people left and right, moving them with out any care. Throwing them out of windows in to water or a curtain sheet at high speed.

If any of them survived, they would have broken bones if not be completely dead from getting thrown at that high speed.

Awkward guy is infected with an alien that injects him with false confidence, but doesn't change his default goofy demeanour. It works perfectly in context.

dat face at 1:03 tho

>BLACKED
>mommy cinematic universe
>anime
>virgin
literally Cred Forums

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The scene is a direct attack on all of my senses.

or really bad eye sight and lack of knowledge about physics.

"is this... canada??"

Yeah, Quicksilver doesn't have speedforce shit to break laws of physics for other people.

This is some top level retarded shit right here.

this can't be real...

"Does anyone have any Orange slices?"

Reminder that Alfred has more Screentime AND dialog than Smaug.

>not taking the opportunity in hyperspeed-mode to pul JLaw's pants down and slip a cheeky finger up her bumhole

manlet protecting his waifu.

It's like they took the most implausible shit from the first movie and made an entire new movie out of that

It's borderline experimental

what is it then?

Almost surprised he isn't wearing a fedora.
It would have been perfect.

Thank God the X-Men universe is otherwise 100% scientifically and logistically accurate

>the funny things he does just don't make any sense, because no one can see them.

>he doesn't do stuff for his own amusement

not surprising, considering how everyone in here is so insecure and concerned with the opinions of others

Because that wouldn't be nearly as autistic.

That first movie was so annoying, I was hoping for a dope caper about magicians but it was all horseshit and hypnosis crap.

Oh for fucks sake.

First Gandalf gets his staff broken in LotR. Now he has Alzheimers.

I fucking hate these movies.

>SPIRITUAL BLOWJOBS FROM A PROPHET
wat

well, we all do stuff like that but they stretched it way too far

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You're gonna love this.

>My biggest sexual disaster is the night I went home with a nigger.

Is she redpilled?

>Collin Farrel

That's not the point though. If they didn't establish it on the previous movie, it wouldn't be a problem. But they had a line of dialogue explaining it(Quicksilver telling Magneto why he was holding his neck). They established it, then completely threw it out the window on the next movie. Its just sloppy writing and it shows they only care to make a new set piece using Quicksilver because they did it last time.

Bear man with the chain gun is fucking bad ass.

early CG on tv shows was magical

imagine being the actress and having to appear serious while fighting vs air

Are you talking about yourself right now, user? That was the gayest thing I've ever read

Smells like teen spirit

How can you not like this scene

What the fuck even happened?


Love the hard cut to "I need a medic!"

This could have been cool.

i love it just because it triggers you faggots so much

Seems like the perfect movie to watch with comrades.

>no cute slavic gf to make me cookies

no ur gay

How could they greenlight this?

I don't like Katy perry I just grabbed the first name that comes to mind, she's got some catchy songs tho.

I guess I didn't word it correctly, It's just when someone listens to music they love so much and they want the world to know yet the world doesn't care. That's what I was getting at.

ouch

I ahree but what song would u suggest. It was kibda neat when the used we will rock you in knights tale

This is not real

What is the purpose of this scene? Why the fuck is it so fucking long?

I was thinking of something original that is actually related to the story, not a licensed song.

Not cringe at all

Holy shit that's kino

So physics just not exist in this movie?

electro-house

>mfw

I have no words

>lizzy caplan

No.

brostep

I think they thought it would be cool and not retarded.

why can't capeshit be this fun again?

How did you get that video of me?

Love when he goes 'aaaagh fuck goddamnit what pancakes fuck

So was he deflowered by a spiritual blowjob, or not?

he literally has more screentime than Bilbo in Five Armies

>you got any more nuts?
>I-I have some nuts I could make some?
>go make me some?

Am I hearing this right? Making nuts? Are we literally talking activated almonds here?

This made me more motion sick than Hardcore Henry

this scene is great

lol

Got any *with* nuts

it's a "lol so random XDXD111!" type moment. probably what the director thinks constitutes the "grindhouse experience".

it's supposed to express blackbeard's narcisissm and obtuse sense of theatricality!

EVERYONE STOP MOVING AROUND AND GET DOWN ON THE FUCKING FLOOR

From what I hear, the kid playing the mongoloid was doing kicks and shit between takes and they just decided to put it in the movie.
Things like this are not uncommon, especially in low budget flicks.

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kek this fucking scene

I can sense the euphoria from my monitor

I fucking love this scene.
It's literally one of the only good parts in the entirety of Spider-Man 3.

Singer may be a twink-loving Jew faggot, but I will always respect him for making this scene with mostly practical effects

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I can't believe I was watching this without knowing I left Perturbator playing.

Fucking brilliant

This is actually fucking awesome though. Why the fuck are you even watching super hero flicks if not for cool scenes like this

So, slavs can into fun without muh progressiveness, brooding or problematic stuff and you call it cringe?

How does he know there's an explosion down stairs? He just walks up and instinctively runs down stairs. There's no way to tell what's going on from outside that early into the explosion.

That is not what I would do if I had those powers in a school full of children.

>wathed it twice in the cinema

>the only good scene in the entire movie

Seriously, screw the rest of the X-Men.
Just make a Quicksilver movie.
He's the only good parts of these new movies.

This was fantastic.

This and this looks like nice shlock to watch while having some beers with a mate

youtube.com/watch?v=sj38eecxpzE

You goys are stupid to the core If you think peter was supposed to be an alpha male after the mutation. He's still a gigantic awkward nerd that just happen to have super power.

This was directed by the Russian Uwe Boll. Just look up his filmography.

I really believe that this whole scene is a response to people saying Spiderman's story is way too sad and Peter always seems to be a victim.

Not really what I was expecting going into the movie that's for sure.

The song is so off for this scene

Why is it once he puts on the mask he instantly becomes a quick wit one liner meme spouter?

kino

because when a robot gets some confidence, he turns into an ebin memelord

Almost as nauseating as the playground fight scene in Daredevil

It's better than the one in the first movie. That one was so slow and they only picked it because of the lyrics.
That was real cringe. At least this one has rhythm. Might be only me, but I hate it when they use a song just because one lyric out of it resembles something on screen.

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Thanks, user, I got cancer now.

Hmm yeah I forgot that was the song they used in that one, pretty off key.

They need him zipping around like a loon saving people with some upbeat peppy music dammit.

Wait, does she have superpowers in this crap?

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honestly i love this. this is total schlock and really cool

I want to stab that cinematographer in the eye

You don't like the tension of that scene? So tense.

The filename got me.

it's so cringe in context, but the actual renditon of the song is pretty cool

What's with him just chucking people out of the window and into the air?
Does heat not exist in slowmo?

>i will never understand how all these people say this is so stupid. for me, it was really genius and an amazing cinematography. just think about how long it took to practice all those moves. it was so impressive to watch.

Best part of the movie.

He saw the beginning of the explosion. Pic.

>activated almonds
oh my goodness I'd forgotten for so long

She's gonna make cookies WITH nuts you spacker

The vilains in that movie were so much fun, they make the whole thing worth watching.

this might be the worst movie ever made

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1:17

Orange cap is a fuckin pussy he was screaming like a madman before he was touched.

I work at a booze shop. But it might as well be. I fucking quit (only got 2 weeks left yay) because I HATE working with him, he's such a fucking retard, like we have shit music playing all day (that the customers fucking hate) but he loves it, like fucking darude sandstorm and the fucking numa numa song and other garbage. He plays warhammer and knows all the lore to the dragon age games like a fucking retard and yet he still believes that shit in fucking now you see me 2 and actually enjoys it.

god dammit I hate him.

this looks cool and she looks cute desu

It annoys me that he doesn't go for trip 20s. He can still be beaten by a master drunk here.

it's cgi is just as shit as preexisting capeshit but at least the aesthetic is cooler

I don't know what's cringier: that quip or Leo's shit accent

No one cared who he was until he put on the mask.

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kek this is actually kino as fuck

All the sound in your left ear, say yeah

I'm not mad at the card garbage I mad at the acting garbage, is there a word for a girl version of "bro" talk? I feel like her behavior here encapsulates it.

that's not even cringe it's just weird and funny
why is everything cringe now

>Hey beech, are you work here or whaht?
>Hey, where are you going hunney?

10/10 Seagal does it again.

>this was made by the same man that gave us 3 of the greatest films of all time

It just doesn't add up....

"It ain't me"
-Nirvana

youtube.com/watch?v=20sc40RDRP4

>ywn get a spiritual blowjob

Time to kys my self

It highlights Peters newfound confidence and carefree attitude, getting the girl to go to all the effort to make him some cookies with nuts, knowing she will just to impress him.

I always used to wish Peter would ditch that bitch MJ and get married to that humble slav girl

this