Computer, create one hundred of the most diehard, disgusting, fundamentalist alt right Cred Forums posters

Computer, create a holographic hologram projector capable of projecting itself which is currently projecting itself, in the shape of a backpack, with no safety protocols.

Computer, use the backpack projector to project a hologram of Commander Riker, with appearance and personality based on available crew data, and place the portable projector on his back.

Computer, modify the holographic Commander Riker to have 100 times normal human strength and endurance, increase his sex drive by 10,000 percent, and increase violence level to maximum.

Computer, create 100 copies of the Commander Riker and Hologram Backpack unit.

Computer, disengage all safety protocols.

Computer, arch.

could 1000 people fit in a holodeck?

Why would you post in a Star Trek board if you haven't watched the show?

If you got rid of the safety protocols, probably

The holodeck is magic anyway

Sure. Ten rows, ten columns, and stack them on top of each other ten times.

Why don't they just use virtual reality devices that directly link to their brains instead of taking the absurdly hard route and actually creating matter out of nothing and a giant room where loads of shit can actually become real and harm you?

The/pol/ users are equally pathetic. It'd be a good fight.

I know! I chortled milk into my lab partner's face! XD Thanks ya big a-hole! :)

>holograms
>matter

Cred Forums is one of the only places that cant have a stereotype because it is the anti-hugbox

You don't even get banned for holohoax shilling

Friendly reminder that Dukat did nothing wrong.

>Computer, create a copy of Councillor Troi with 5x regular strength
>Computer, give her a collection of sexual devices, primarily dildos, ranging in length from 4 to 20 inches
>Computer, modify this Councilor Troi's sexual preferences to include sadism and violence
>Computer, restrain me in a device capable of repositioning me to Troi's will.
>Disengage all safety protocols

>Traps

>Cred Forums
>alt-right

Cred Forums is full blown fascist.

>not adding in a bath of mdma & lsd into the mix

>fascist is a bad thing

you have to go back

Glorious isn't it ^^

>it's a the computer holds the answer to the problem all along but the crew didnt formulate the question properly episode

I'm not complaining.

I'm just setting the record straight.

Bootlickers go back to your rock bottom intelligence containment baord

>Computer, create a list of all names assigned to holodeck programs in your data banks
>Now, delete all of them except Barclay's Thunderdome starring Worf and Wesley
>Create shorcuts from all holodeck files to remaining program
>Add the --disengage-safeties flag to all shortcuts
>Computer, finalise changes, authorisation LaForge, Fo-One-One Malt Liquor, Engage

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This is literally why I said "setting".

Computer, create a copy of 21st century actress Mary Elizabeth Winstead, as shown in her role in the film "Scott Pilgrim vs the World"
Computer, remove her roller blades, and reduce her running speed by 35%
Computer, create no other simulated beings.
Computer, give her a head start of 30 seconds.
Computer, disengage all safety protocols.

It's not that kind of thread

>Computer, show me the planet of the children
>And disengage their clothes

>computer, create a self-aware copy of user's waifu
>load program "/d/ torture chamber"
>teleport user to the bolted chair in location "view room" with eye restraints matching his specifications
>disengage safety protocols

> reduce her running speed

Top kek, I found the amerifat guys!

Because it's a containment board. Moot and Hiro admitted it.

>Not wanting to get to the rape as quickly as possible

Holodeck Maintenance Technician Gowron here.

The sperm drainage tanks were clogged again so I had the computer beam Troi in there to clear it out. Crisis averted.

women can't fight

Post proof

What show?

Computer, ignore the running speed and hogtie the actress.
Computer, lube up her cunt

There you go. No need to thank me

why not beam the sperm directly into Troi?

>Computer, create 1,000 fully self-conscious Vedek Bareils
>Now create 1,000 Gul Dukats and program them to believe that only by occupying Vefek Bareil can they defeat Commander Sisko
>Override safety protocols, my child

Why even have safety protocols if they can be disabled. Plus there's no thrill without danger

>tfw that happened to her in season 2

>Cred Forums
>the anti-hugbox

Have they explained how the characters can walk around the holodeck and not hit walls? I'm sure it's explained somewhere but I haven't watch in awhile

>Computer create 100 fully sentient copies of Adlof Hitler
>computer, disengage safety protocols

You can't make matter displace other matter duing transport, her stomach wouldn't expand, it would just be like pic related except with sperm

I like Gowron.

Something about the way he speaks.

Didn't like what they did to him in DS9 though.

Because then you couldn't fuck holograms

Classic.

the floor is like a treadmill

Gowron always gives me a laugh. GOAT actor

In early TNG, you needed 2 officers to disable them. Later it was just one. It's so people don't get killed, but sometimes you need to kill people.

>computer, create a replica of every person being on the Enterprise right now including personality
>insert the belief into them that a bunch of impostors have taken their place and the only way to stop them is to kill them
>disengage safety protocols

>that episode where the aliens recreate holo WW2 in VOY.

Voy had some alright episodes with holodeck misadventures

No. Don't question me.

>COMPUTAH *hic*
>CREATE FIFTY JEWLIAN BASHEERS BUT WIT NO FECKING MOUTS SO DEY CANT YAP ON
>NOW CREATE DE OYR ARR AYE
>DISENGAGE DE SAFETIES

I don't know this episode. Which is it?

THE ACE OF SPADES
THE ACE OF SPADES

>Computer, re-create america in the 00's
>location
>an area where humans used to purchase goods and food

O'Brien posts are extremely underrated

>O'Brien's face when he beamed her back out and she was 300 pounds heavier and burping cumbubbles

Is that the one where they become convinced that Hitler was right?

>computer fill the holodeck with human semen
>computer locate deanna troi
>'deanna troi is in her quarters'
>computer on my mark transport deanna troi to the holodeck
>engage

That wouldn't be a misadventure now, would it?

Why locate her if you were just going to teleport her to the holodeck?

Why not teleport the contents of the holodeck into her quarters?

>computer, please eviscerate ezri dax' uniform and transport her onto my cock, on my mark
did starfleet have to make laws against transporter-based rapes?

>a lesser board talks shit on one of the most popular boards on 4chinks
Really make my phaser fire

>Computer, uplink to all the replicators on board the ship which are in currently unoccupied rooms and begin creating holo-emitters
>Once each replication cycle is complete, beam it here, 1,000 cycles
>Computer, epeat the procedure with the design pattern labelled 'Exocomp'
>Now create 1,000 naked Deanna Trois and program them with everything you know about welding
>Download the program 'Barclay Sentient Hitler' into each Exocomp
>Computer, engage the Hitlercomps. And disengage safeties.

>it's a "both sides are bad and wrong" episode

Dont get the punchline put ubbuated

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_Republican_Army

It literally is though, Libtards routinely getting BTFO and crying for /leftypol/ doesn't change that.

Forgive me if we don't take your word for it

>we

anywho

this is the 6th Cred Forums thread I have heard people crying about Cred Forums when nothing triggered them

stop

I really love these little Holodeck threads of ours Cred Forums

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Computer, create a full holographic reproduction of the USS Enterprise designation NCC-1701-D.

Populate the enterprise with holograms of the current crew roster, but override their personality program with "klingon rape beast.holo"

Computer, reduce all lighting by 70%.

What is the current location of Ensign Westley Crusher?

>Ensign Crusher is in his quarters

Excellent. On my mark, teleport him into the holographic reproduction of his bed and disengage all safety protocols.

Mark.

It's an attempt at a leftist invasion. They just keep crying about Cred Forums without any Cred Forums involvement to try and sway board opinion toward leftism. It's a simple strategy that can be effective.

>Computer, Interior crocodile alligator, create a Chevrolet movie theater
>Disengage safety protocols

>lesser board
But Cred Forums bottom of the barrel, except for maybe /mlp/

shit now its stuck in my head again fuck you

>computer , recreate the LA riots of the late 20th century
>computer give me a white robe and white pointed hat with eye holes
>computer, set safety protocols to maximum

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That's a great opinion user

Holodeck material can't be removed from the holodeck, aside from that time Wesley gets his jumper wet and its still wet outside the holodeck.

please explain this

Data also carried a piece of paper with a drawing of the enterprise on it out of the holodeck once

The holodeck actually has replicators in it so it can make small objects

Plot hole, i really hope someone got fired for that.

But what about the time Wesley was having a snowball fight on the holodeck and the door opened and Picard got hit by one?

Then create a holodeck recreation of her quarters and teleport her into it.

>Team of Writers, create a story where the negro writer gets BTFO by cops then thrown in the loony bin
>And disengage civil rights legislation

>but override their personality program with "klingon rape beast.holo"

>It's all a conspiracy!

O'Brien had a hard life

No he didn't. You are wrong.

My sides.

This is the best. Good job.

>fascism
>good

What is this with O Briens actor and the IRA.

>Computer create an exact replica of the known universe
>Computer disengage all safety protocols then teleport the entire enterprise crew into the replica enterprise within the holo-universe

>Computer, create one perfect human bean.. oh wait nvm looks like u already did lmao

You can smell the fedora coming from that artist.

Pretty much, it's far too wordy which is always a sign of struggling to hit the necessary balance between comedic effect and the actual delivery of a message and/or dank burn.