Opinions on this film?

Your clothes are red!

Other 2?

I genuinely love this film from the bottom of my heart. I must have seen it at least 10 times by now. The fact that this film got so shit on by critics is one of the fundamental reasons why I now take RT scores with a bucket of salt. It was funny shit man, the critics had no idea.

i wouldn't mind watching this with some anons as well

Jack & Jill and Grown Ups LOL

Yeah lets get a stream goin

THERE WILL BE A CHOSEN ONE

my nipples look like milkduds

I really enjoy it, but I don't enjoy the 'new footage' nearly as much as the parts where they've dubbed over the old movie. I find the bit with the cow to be just retarded.

The Dictator and Marx brothers A Night at the Opera

I still ask people "What do you get when you cross an owl and a pair of glasses?" Fanfuckingtastic film.

Sometimes, he drove

Some of the jokes don't hold up, but the ones that do are fucking great

*owl and a bungee cord

".............................................I dunno"

I remember seeing it in theaters with my cousin when we were boys because he thought it was the funniest movie ever. It was.

Watched it again (with DUDE WEED xdd) a few months back and it still holds up. I also like the Charlie Sheen Rambo parodies which are similar humor from the era.

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THAT'S A LOTTA NUTS

I am putting my DVD in as soon as I'm off work

they put that asshole's head over wang yu's and ruined a classic movie. :(
youtube.com/watch?v=Q1ye60-Zbyw

That got the biggest laughs when my friends watched it.

I love all the retarded details in the film, on about the 5th watch I noticed that Betty and Master Tang do their fight outside a Hooters. The commentary points out a few as well, in one scene Chosen One is holding a fish for no reason and the dog keeps appearing and disappearing between shots near the beginning.

Definitely comedykino.

My ass!

How the fuck is it that I've not seen this movie for about 12 years and yet can quote it verbatim?

Is this the most quotable movie ever?

"CHOSEN OOOOOOOONE"

"I'm coming"

THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS

I've got some yellow liquid for your popcorn, and it's non-dairy

>Is this the most quotable movie ever?
..........................................i dunno

LET ME KNOW... IF YOU SEE... A RADIO SHACK

Literally the best part

The scene where the four dudes beat the shit out of him with sticks and then pile up on top of him waiting for him to throw them up in the air is amazing.

You go that way, I'll go home!

We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.

"Face-to-foot style, how'd you like it?"

This movie perfectly blends the humor of the Zucker Brothers (Kentucky Fried Movie, Airplane!, Top Secret), Monty Python, and the early Steve Martin movies (The Jerk, Dead Men Dont Wear Plaid, Man with Two Brains)

I saw this on opening night in a theater that was 80% full.

Some people didn't get it and left early while other people laughed way, way too hard at the littlest things.

Strangest audience I've ever witnessed.

>other people laughed way, way too hard at the littlest things
Probably stoned.

ONE...OF US...IS WEARING...A PUSH UP BRA...

I love it with all my heart

I'm bleeding, making me the victor.

I used to love this movie when I was 13. Quoted the "...my ass!" joke all the time with friends. Haven't seen it in a decade, I kinda don't want to watch it just in case I find it unfunny

We are both ventriloquists but now we're upside down.

Your clothes are black

Ah, very good

It doesn't even make sense if you think about it.

I mean I'm no doctor but, look at it. It's like a stomach plug.

"He carries a basket"
"He carries a paper roll"
And we don't have cysts.
But there is one thing that is for sure my friends
We are ventriloquists

BETTY?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kaass_I3ccE

>he walked many miles
>and sometimes
>drove

youtube.com/watch?v=R2vBZuLI3oI
I don't know but this one stays in my mind somehow. Also..

OOOO WWEEEEEE OOOOOOO WEEEEEEOOOO WWEEEEEE OOOOOOO WEEEEEEOOOO WWEEEEEE OOOOOOO WEEEEEEOOOO WWEEEEEE OOOOOOO WEEEEEE

IT WILL BE SIGNIFICANT.

"I swing a bit more."
"I swing a bit less."
"But we both swing if you know what we mean."

Blazing Saddles and Freddy got Fingered.

UP AND OVER!

Dub and dialogue is great, all the fight scenes are a bore though. I'd just sit there waiting for it to go back to dialogue.

My advice from this weekend: watch this movie high, i never laught so hard on my life

If one would remove the cow scene and the blatant Monty Python ripoff, it'd improve a lot.

i wanna watch the sequel that was teased at in my dvd copy...did it ever come into existence in this universe?

That cow scene is so hard to watch

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That joke is like the reversal of the Wayne's World gag where Wayne says one word in Cantonese and then has to wait for the subtitles to finish.

Pretty much the same boat I'm in.

This flew over my head as a kid, but as an adult is one of the best scenes.

Yeah... Thats so cool

what do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?

my ass

It is very silly and an excellent movie to watch with friends or when you just want to kill time.

The cow scene fucking blows so hard though

>How many miles? Would you say... 10 million?

it only got 11% on rottentomatoes so it must not be good

Cow scene sucks, but does anyone else feel the same way about the initial scene with the Chosen One fighting as a baby? I found it to be pretty awful too.

The scene where the camera is zooming in and out between the chosen one and that warrior ninja was hilarious

I loved it as a kid, I still love it now.
Objectively, I probably wouldnt like it as much without the nostalgia though.

youtube.com/watch?v=4bAPlP2HX7o

I am retarded
I still dont get this joke to this day...

BUT isn't scrabble a FAMILY game?

the sequel trailer was just unused scenes from the movie

That is the joke

Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
I'm just a birdy tooo!

Didnt they kickstarter a sequel?
He has wanted to make one forever but since it was a commercial flop nobody would do it

...................................................woof

*bark