At heat age does it get weird to have never had a girlfriend ever?

I was 13, with another boy who was also 13.

I'm 26, never even kissed a girl, I have a job but I live with my parents.

Damn I cant stop laughing.

7

>25
>no gf ever
>no kisses
>no handholding
>unemployed
>live with my dad

A-at least I've hugged a grill before.

>Wow, that actor has a girlfriend and you don't? Wowzers!
Ikr, even HITLER had a girlfriend!

I've only had a few flings, because I used to be an autistic retard when it came to keeping most of the women. 24 and still haven't had a serious girlfriend, now that I know how to actually behave.

>tfw wizzard
Well at least I have stopped giving a fuck.

He did have girlfriends before, he just never had sex. Hell he had opportunities, he just never took them.

I'm 29. I had a kiss on the cheek once.

16.

t. 20yo khhv

i've already given up

Where I grew up it would be pretty weird at 17 to have never had a gf. By 18 you're pretty much hopeless. I don't see how people make it into their 20's without dating someone, unless you have a deformity or something then it's understandable

15

/\ all chads

i'm 26 and i never even kissed a girl, it starts becoming weird at mid 30's, before that is normal

I'm very fat, and not the big fat cool party animal guy, or rich kind. So I just over time stopped putting myself out there.

I'm fat and disgusting so i only have sex with prostitutes. Even i know it's weird to never have a girlfriend before the age of 15

what does it even mean to "have a gf"?

Meh, I had my first at age 18. Some people thought it was weird, but my friends didn't care.

>it starts becoming weird at mid 30's, before that is normal

I'd bet at least 80% of the population loses it before 21.

Eh, I don't even want to experience sex anymore unless I actually fix myself. I'm too cheap though anyways. How is sex with a prostitute?

I'm 25 and have never talked to a girl

I don't know how to be a human now

Not everyone is sociable.

It's excellent, a lot of these girls want you to come back to them so they have decent reliable income so they give you a true GF experience.

Depends on country

Anything past 26 though regardless of where you live, short of being a goat herder in a town without any women and elderly parents you are taking care of

Even past 22 is weird unless you have been completing a top level training/education program and had literally no free time

depends where you live
if you live in america and you're 16 and never had a gf that makes you a virgin by their eyes

but in other places of the world people know that you can be 20 and not have a gf, why? because they know you can fuck girls without having a gf.

americucks live in the past, the only way they can get laid is by having a gf

Was he supposed to be pathetic when he was miles better than the trash around him?

For the best tbqh

At some point you're too stunted to have a proper relationship anyway, might as well just embrace wizardom and let it be your thing

There's two kinds of wizards out there, the kind who are obsessed with the issue and obviously bitter, and the kind who actually have stopped giving a fuck and made it into an interesting talking point rather than their whole identity

pathetic

Try 99.999%

I was homeschooled. It should be illegal.

I don't have the money

>the only way they can get laid is by having a gf

What? Maybe in middle and high school.

I had sex with each of my exes before we even talked about relationships. Do people still do the whole dating for a bit before having sex thing? I don't mean going out on dates, but actually considering themselves in a relationship. I don't actually know anyone who still does that, but I'm also not keen on asking people about their personal affairs, so maybe I just missed the memo.

Pretty much every girl I've met since I was 18, we either hooked up in the first 1-3 times of hanging out alone, or nothing ever happens.

This.

The only reason I even got laid when I was in high school was because of the sluts I knew through friends, the kind that would jump on any dick as if her life depended on it. I also looked somewhat decent. Nowadays it's practically impossible since I barely ever socialize, and have _0_ sex drive when I'm drunk.

Shout-out to all the sluts out there though.

21 in my opinion. I'm a 20 year old virgin and would become that at Febuary. I honeslty don't know where I went wrong, but girls back in high school thought that I was gay for some reason.

>27
>been dating a grill for 4 years
>sense of entitlement she has is absurd
>work 50 hours a week to feed her
>never get laid

friends you are really not missing out. girls are pretty shitty

This. I'm 25 and never had sex or a gf. I look average so that's not the problem. I just hate people in general and love wallowing in my misery.

>I look average
That's the problem. Women want 8/10s and above or someone who can compensate with money.

think of all those girls you had crushes on back when you were young and just pretend you were actually their boyfriend and the lies will just come naturally. nothing makes a vag dry up quicker than being 25+ and never having a girlfriend ever.

Average women too?

That's what I did for my first time at 15, I was a freshman in highschool. Then my next girlfriend that I've been with for 10 years was the same. I did fuck around though with other chicks like 4 years later but I'm good now.

>nothing makes a vag dry up quicker than being 25+ and never having a girlfriend ever.
Then how do you explain

Average women want DeCaprio. The fatties are willing to settle for an 8/10

You're a cuck who is paying for old pussy

if you haven't had a girlfriend by 18 i'd say most people would think you're weird. i wouldn't sweat it, though.

I don't get why people who have no problem getting laid thinks it's easy for everyone to do so. Not everyone can be just like you.

greentext?

Honestly I don't like talking about my past in general. Even if it'd be completely mundane. People always expect tons of details. To me stuff in the past is just like "oh that happened". It doesn't matter anymore.

I've met shitloads of people who are either virgins in their 20s or extremely sexually unsuccessful, so I feel fine being one at almost 24. Besides, I want to fuck around, not have a gf.

if you manage to find a worthwhile girl, hold on to her. imagine yourself in her position, devoting yourself to a 25+ year old loser who's never had a girlfriend before. there must be something there.

though it almost becomes one of those "i wouldn't date someone who would date me" things

See for me it's more of a "people who share my interests are retarded" thing. I'll never be able to enjoy people's company because people who I have stuff in common with are terrible.

>tfw I am funny, handsome, top tier body, always have something to talk about, 10/10 hair, just got my university degree
>22 years old kissless virgin
WHAT AM I DOING WRONG

If you find a girl just tell her you always waited for the right one and that she is that right one. Pussy will get wet instantly.

You are not motivated and are scared just enough to avoid genuinely trying. I'm in the same situation.

I'm 23 and lost mine earlier this year to my first and current girlfriend. I didn't think it was that weird but my girlfriend loves to make fun of that and my poor social skills. I still love her but I kind of wish I was a better liar at these things.

not making sexual/romantic advancements on girls

This is pretty good advice on how to make a good lie. I wouldn't say it'll automatically turn off all girls at 25%, but they'll be wondering and you'll need some sort of explanation. Presumably by the time you talk about it you should already be a few dates in or pretty close, so she should have had a chance to see you're a normal person. Just be prepared with stuff like "oh I focused on school", "I'm a late bloomer", "I wasn't looking for a relationship but I'm not inexperienced" etc. whatever floats your boat.

Shouldn't girls actually like pure virgin guys? It makes no sense to me.

>what did he mean by this
What kind of fucking question is that you illiterate retard? I was crystal clear about what i meant in my post. are you really so dense that you have to look for subtext in every little fucking sentence a man can type? jesus christ i can't believe I have to share a board with imbeciles like you. I remember when this website used to be a beacon of intelligence and class on this hellscape we call the internet. where cultured gentlemen could have sophisticated discussions without picking apart the minute details of every fucking post. Please go and fucking die you newfag. so us anons who actually care about what we say can go back to flourishing. have a nice day asshole.

I lost mine at 22 to some girl off tinder. It was honestly awful. Great joke, lads, you really had me fooled with this sex meme. Lasted an hour and I never even got close to cumming.
Can't believe I fell for it. Good one, dudes.

>was so stupid and incapable around women for so long that finally grew tired of trying and something died
>no longer have any desire to pursue a relationship at all
>accepted that will just be alone
>doesn't seem to bother me much anymore

Usually if that's the case, it just means you haven't tried. In my experience, a lot of guys like you never moved beyond the 'crush' mentality of high school where you pine away after a girl and it slowly builds up in your mind to the point where you eventually confess (or never at all).

As an adult, you have to make the overture pretty fast. Don't 'get to know' girls and befriend them before making it known you're romantically interested in them. If you're interested, you should convey that ASAP. Dating is meant to be fun and to get to know others. By your age, women are plenty used to direct advances from men they barely know. As long as you're confident and looking good, have engaged in some small talk, maybe complimented them a little, it's totally okay to ask them out at the end of the conversation. It can be a numbers game too. Plenty of women just aren't available or willing. That's why it's important to get invested. Just think of it "Oh she's pretty, I'd like to get to know her on a date". Don't go into it with preconceived notions of "How do I kiss/bang her at the end of the night"

important to NOT* get invested, sorry.

When is it weird?

Never had a gf: 15
Never been kissed: 18
Never had sex: 24 max unless you are saving yourself for marriage.

Over 30 and you should just give up

Women want men who are desirable (not just sexually). If you're an adult virgin, you better be explicitly religious + good looking or they think you're turboautistic (and let's be real, 99% of the virgins on the chans are).

same here, though probably not in the same capacity you're talking about

Why don't you just dump her? Or threaten to dump her so maybe she gets her shit together?

kek i have been doing this exact same thing with the girl i've been dating for the past 5 months except i'm even lying about my age

we met in a class and i was humiliated about being 24 and still in undergrad so i told her i was "a junior" when we first met (technically not untrue since i have another year to go including this one before graduating). she naturally assumed that i'm 20-21 and since i look fairly young it's easy to pull off, even around her friends. i live in constant fear of her doing anything as simple as looking at my driver's license and seeing my birth year or just googling my name and finding out what year i graduated high school. i'm in too deep now though so fuck it.

If it's at the point where you have to threaten it, you should already be breaking up. People rarely change that much, even from ultimatums. It might get better for a few weeks but it always worsens.

If you only want to lose your virginity just pay for an escort. Just go to a hotel and explain to her that you're a virgin and would like her to show you how it's done. Nothing to be ashamed of.

So you've never directly lied to her about your age? I'd say you have an out then. Only problem is if she's said your age and you didn't deny it. But as long as you didn't explicitly say you were 20-21 I'd say you can probably recover when your day of reckoning comes.

>literally know only 4 girls in personal life
>one lives with her boyfriend
>one's boyfriend is in prison and getting out soon
>one's a lesbian
>one's a high school senior
I'm at the point where I've accepted that it's probably never gonna happen.

dating apps man

>one's a high school senior
>not hitting that PTP

Prostitutes

so you're friends with all of them? They should have other friends. It's pretty normal to get a girlfriend through friends of friends. Just ask some of them if they know anyone.

>one's a high school senior
Youre saying this like it's a negative?

I feel you man

Porn has fucked me up

is there any powers or wisdom that comes with wizardom?

Yes. The wisdom to realize that you've fucked up your life.

I'm 23. It'd be pretty weird. And she thinks of me as family so that's probably never gonna be an option.

at least you know some girls
i havent spoken to a girl in 5 years excluding cashiers and family

I'm mid 30's, fucked numerous girls and have had a lot of women interested in being in a relationship with me, yet I've never had a gf due to commitment issues. I generally lose all interest/attraction to them after we fuck. I of course lie about this so people won't think I'm a monster.

> she thinks of me as family so that's probably never gonna be an option.
You'd be surprised.

Weirdly enough I got asked by my mate today if i was a virgin. Straight away i was like yeah and then he asked me whos likely to lose their virginity first you or X (my mate whos passive as fuck). And i said probably him not even joking as desu i dont care for chasing pussy. Had a gf a few year back, she gave shit handjobs and meant nothing mean cause she was so fucking dumb, we split up after a month and since then i just dont care for it. Doesnt seem like its worth the effort. Girls are whores anyway, would be embarrassed to bring half the girls I know back to my parents

>I'm 23. It'd be pretty weird
Not if she's legal/you're not a faggot. While not HS, my most recent bang was a 19 year old as a 33 year old man. It was glorious.

Have you actually tried working on your issues? You'd get over it if you placed enough effort into it.

>fucks whomever he wants
>issues
Spoken like a true nu-male cucc

Are you happy doing that? Or do you actually want a gf?

>even HITLER had a girlfriend

>she thinks of me as family
Goddamnit user you just make it hotter and hotter

Girls don't really like liars

Is it true that as soon as you get a gf suddenly other girls take an interest in you? Like they can tell you're taken and it makes them want you more now? Not that i'm ever gonna experience this

>being in his thirties and still having commitment issues
Sad.

Not every girl, but yeah, there's a term for it that I can't think of right now. Basically you've been ''vetted'' in your gf's approval process and fit to mate, so other girls think both that you must have qualities others would want, and that they want to prove they're better than the girl you're with.

It's a different version of how men compete for women.

Term is preselection.

you done the right thing user

Just get a cheap wedding band and read the Orin sections in Infinite Jest.

I-I w-wouldn't kn-know...

I'm 21 and have only kissed a girl once, there's hope right? I've tried many times before, but women just seem like a massive waste of time and energy.

lol so you need to have had a gf by 15 but you don't have to have kissed them until you're 18? That is the most retarded thing ever, a relationship hardly counts if you don't hook up, and at 15 you're not getting into a relationship to have someone to talk to, you're responding to your biological urges.

Also nobody gives a fuck if you have a girlfriend or not at all, it's not weird at any age. Lots of people opt out of commitment, it's often considered cool. That being said, to answer OP's question It's probably ""weird"" to have not had sex by the latter half of your 20s, in that most people will have had sex by then, and people may judge you for it if they know.

I think a lot of the people in this thread are underestimating how many people there are like you, or people who just haven't managed to score any tang. Then there are people who have gotten lucky, so act as though it's the easiest thing in the world and you're weird for not having done it by whatever age that is slightly later than they did.

Truth is, it's hard for guys to get laid, a lot of guys who you'd consider normal probably find it hard to get laid. It helps to be good looking, or charismatic, but the thing that helps the most is trying. Download Tinder.

>There's hope right

Jus b urself

Impotent RAGE here I see

>Truth is, it's hard for guys to get laid, a lot of guys who you'd consider normal probably find it hard to get laid.

This. All my guy friends strike out far more often than they actually succeed. They just manage to occasionally have relationships by dint of trying very hard.

I think the only real thing that most normal people have which confers an advantage upon them over the average Cred Forums user is that they're simply more resilient to repeated rejections.

You've just gotta put yourself out there, man. Just walk up and say hi. After all, God has bigger plans for you. Just pull yourself up by your bootstraps, be a man, and take care of her kids if need be. Get a job, get a house and take out a mortgage, and buy a car to make payments on. Life has taught me many things, and the biggest takeaway was this:

Just be yourself.

:^)

There's no such thing as commitment issues. Commitment is a man's equivalent of sex. Being able to avoid commitment but receive sex for so long is admirable and a sign of high social value.

>Have you actually tried working on your issues?
No

>Are you happy doing that? Or do you actually want a gf?
For the most part I like it because I see everyone else in miserable relationships/marriages and I thank god I'm immune to getting sucked into that sort of thing, but every now and then I feel a bit lonely.

Pretty much.

What you all need to realize is that women are a colossal waste of time, and that there's nothing you can't get from one that you can't get from some good friends, along with masturbating/hookers.

>that meme where we all pretend to have no gf and be kissless virgins

...

>be on reddit today
>see this

There's no point in even trying to find a girl, my friends. MGTOW has a cancerous community but the main ideology of it is your best option.

That's literally all you need. Persistence. I don't mean in a stalker, "I don't take no for an answer", way, I mean in sucking in rejection over rejection trying until it finally works out for you. And in the entire process you can't become bitter and lose your confidence.
This is why so many people fail and give up. It sucks, it's hard. People don't like a challenge.

Y-yeah... s-sure... it's just a meme...

>tfw even your family looks down on you for having never had a GF
Why does everyone care so much? I want a girlfriend who is such a good person, that I want to impress and take care of her. It's like the world wants you to just get a girlfriend, even if you're incompatible, simply to show that you can.

You have to go back.

Everyone will feel bad from time to time with a 'grass is greener on the other side' type thing. If you're happy most of the time, then I say what you got going for you works.

I would say you should also put thought into your future if you haven't though, like if you want kids or want to be married someday. If you're fine being a bachelor that occasionally brings home a girl, then do your thing man.

Plenty of relationships work great though. It's easy to notice the people who have problems. Plenty of people - as this thread shows - are also bitter about being alone, but just as well there's people like you who are mostly fine being alone.

You would be surprised to know how many people actually do this.

i want affection...

G-good mmmmmmm----m-m-meem

Dude prostitution was literally made for guys like you.
Cheer up.

>who then went back to his hotel with him

Based Mel. Why are women such whores, bros?

I disagree, but even if so, the magic does not last forever. The only one who's gonna get his ass bitten by such behaviour is you and once you realize there are actually women out there worth being committed to, you'll regret it.

>It's too late, user. There's nothing left in you that I can live with. If I stay with you, I'll be destroyed...like everything you touch is destroyed. You're apathy incarnate, user, indifferent to suffering; insensitive to joy. You’re madness, user. And everything you touch dies with you. But not me. Not as long as I can feel pleasure, and pain...and love.
youtube.com/watch?v=7dORuv4klic

Honestly guys, consider suicide. I know it's a dark thought, but things aren't going to get better. It's all downhill from where you're at.

I recommend a helium exit tank and going out into the woods, remember to leave a note to give your parents closure.

>there are actually women out there worth being committed to, you'll regret it.

>the magic does not last forever.
Same could be said for relationships.

>there are actually females out there worth being committed to
Yes, and he can commit to them once he's pushing 50 and only if he really wants it. Otherwise there's fertility clinics and surrogate mothers. If you think you need a woman to complete you, you're worthless.

I'm 20 and I've been on 2 dates in my life. All the same girl, she asked me out. The first was on my 18th birthday - I got my first kiss. The second was a 8 hour walk where we just talked and got dinner. The last was supposed to be a date but ended up being a "I'm not in the place to date right now". I'm 20 now, almost 21, and I haven't been on a date since.

>tfw she was a qt pure Christian Korean girl

>society, despite facing major issues of overpopulation, still judges young men on how many sexual partners they have had
I bet there are people ITT who have a master's and are still crying about not having a GF. Who gives a shit, you have done far more for society by not taking the easy route.

Indeed, but relationships can be worked on. You can't do anything about ageing.

I never said you need women to complete you, but if you are actually afraid of commitment it is an issue. Not wanting something and being afraid of something are two different things.

If you don't want something, that's your thing man, if you are afraid of something, chances are you are denying yourself something you'd actually might enjoy.

>done more society

Why do I keep seeing this meme? Who the fuck cares how much someone "does for society"? We owe "society" nothing.

>tfw 27 year old dateless virgin
I have kissed a couple girls before, but it was just drunken party makeouts with strangers that didn't go any further. Can't even get any dates on Tinder.

>whipped wageslave normies who have bought so utterly into the belief that 'happiness' and 'sadness' are more than just neurochemical responses to actions your body deems correct or incorrect based on an evolutionary design that hasn't been updated in literally tens of thousands of years
>tfw we as a species could ascend to unfathomable heights if we rejected the atavistic emotional responses that tether us to the ground like literal cavemen
This is why people kill themselves

>*does more for society

Either way you cut it, remember that this is it for your life guys. You can't change the past. But you can change what you do today, tomorrow, in a month. Rarely does anything magically change on its own, like a cute girl asking you out. You have to work towards being the person you want to be. You're going to have to do stuff that doesn't pay off, just in the hopes that one time it does. You can't get laid shitposting on Cred Forums unless you're a gay twink on /soc/.

>women out there worth being committed to
A woman would actually have to have morals and self respect to be worth comitting to. Why am I gonna commit to someone who dresses like a whore, posts slutty pictures online, and has already been used and discarded by other men? That pretty much rules out every women over 14.

>6'2
>8 inch dick
>have a gf
>probably going to fail out of uni because im too fucking lazy

I'm in the same position except for the college degree. I'd seriously go wizard mode if it meant I could get one of those.

People kill themselves because they can't handle their emotions. Those that do learn to live with them and even utilize them for their well being.

Literally evolution in the works. By the way, nice digits.

If having sex is everything you want then just go to a fucking prostitute. It's literally their job.

If you want a gf, then change everything that obstructs you from having a gf.

>relationships can be worked on
Why work on it if you can go your separate ways? Having choice helps a lot if you're a man.

>You can't do anything about ageing.
As a man, your value stays pretty damn good even if you're past your younger years.

>if you are actually afraid of commitment it is an issue
You assumed that from the beginning for some reason.

>19, been alone all my life, closest I've ever gotten to a woman was getting kissed on the cheek by one of my brother's female friends when I was like 10

It's mostly okay and seeing what some of my friends/acquaintances go through because of relationships seems hellish, my dorm neighbor last year was crying over the phone to his girlfriend at least once a week.

It's pretty easy to be okay with being on my own but once in a while I'll get these terrible urges and just feel miserable, probably my body telling me to go find some gal, but it doesn't last long. Just gotta try to distract yourself and not think about it and it usually works out.

What if I want to fuck random females with a high degree of consistency?

Dude you've got like a million years before you turn into a wizard.

>Just don't be yourself :^)

Thought provoking digits.

But dude prostitutes fuck niggers.

I ain't paying to put my pure cock in a garbage can.

True, but I based on current projections it doesn't seem impossible.
I'm not nearly as poor off as some other anons though, so just was sharing my experiences on this shit.

You will literally fuck 74 girls in your life

Not all. Just browse some escort sites. There are many who say on their profiles they only fuck with whites or Western looking guys.

This. I just want to be able to get laid on my own merits, not buy it. I'm about ready to kil myself if this doesn't change, I must be completely defective to still be a virgin at 27 and it's basically too late for me to ever have a family at this age.

>19
>been alone all my life
You're still a kid bud wait until you've moved out from your parents house or finish university and join to real world and see if anything changes for you then

A lot of them actually say "no black men" because they tend to be more aggressive and beat the prostitutes
Start with 1 first then work your way up.

I mean it can only get better.

Don't listen to these cucks saying get a prostitute.

About 20

>tfw 22

post pic, i dont beliebe it

non-consecutive repeating digits

If you're literally suicidal then you have nothing to lose. Just go get laid by a prostitute and realize that sex isn't all that special. Seriously, it's only in the modern age that it's uncommon to lose your virginity to a prostitute. Teen men used to all get their first lay from a local prostitute, you think they all waited until marriage? Only women had to do that.

>if you are actually afraid of commitment it is an issue
I'm not consciouslly afraid of commitment. I simply lose all interest in a woman after I put my dick in her, even if I enjoyed her company on more than a sexual level previously. It just feels like what's the point? Marked that territory, time to move on to something new.

>no motivation for anything
>don't want to die
>happy or at least comfortable just to exist, by which I mean helping and supporting my family as I do right now (working with my dad), but not going out of my way to achieve unnecessary goals that have been set for you
>everyone hates you for it

>go to the effort of making a DFW Pepe
>rope instead of a belt
D-

Checked

This could be the plot to a romcom

Then you are not afraid of commitment. Kinda gave me false information user.
I don't share your mindset, however it's just who you are, so I wouldn't say it's an issue. If you enjoy your life style, then all power to ya mate.

>27
>too late for me to ever have a family
You're not the one with a biological clock to contend with. You can start a family at 50 if you choose.

Dude you have nothing to worry about. Work on yourself first you are plenty young

This.

It's more common lately

That's a fine life user, sometimes we expect too much and always want something more. Sometimes though it can be just as better to comfortably exist and be happy in your own comfott

Receiving sex without commitment is definitely a sign of high social value, but the notion that men only commit to have sex is untrue.

Whenever I have sex these days I always feel really yuck after and I want the person to leave, but when I had sex with my ex I felt fulfilled and euphoric and just wanted to sleep. This isn't me romanticising relationships, this is me explaining the involuntary emotional states that I am put in following sex. I know I can only speak for myself but a lot of people I've talked to share this, and it's really apparent that we are meant to have sex with people that we're attached to. It makes sense given how long it takes for our offspring to become self sufficient.

Remember that we have sex for a reason, not just to give our lives value, or impress people.

my nigga

Everyone who bitches about "too late" ITT is wrong. It's just a limiting belief and 'grass is greener' effect.

You can start at any age, you just have to actually take action.

Never really, at least if you are the kind that gets laid regularly.gf's are for people that can't

>mfw people unironically hype sex up so much

What do you think will happen after you have sex? You'll become a whole new person? That you'll be part of a dinstinguished group of people who have fucked? Fuck no. No one will ever care you sad sack of shits.

You'll still be shitposting here for all eternity even after it. So kindly stop thinking sex is this transcendental experience only hot people can have. There are fucking ugly people having sex all day every day, even probably right fucking now.

God you autists make me mad.

My dad died at 50 and so did his dad. I don't want to have kids in ten years of whatever and then meet the same fate while they're still young ;_;

I never said I was afraid, I said I had commitment issues.

iktf. And why do I need to have kids and raise a family to be accepted? Can't I just be me?

My apologies for misunderstanding you then.

maybe having kids is what killed them

No

29
virgin
never had a gf
never been kissed
never been unironically hugged
never handheld
never been complemented

shy, short and skinny. kind of look like a fuckboi.

it is what it is.

honestly whenever I'm texting a girl trying to get a booty call I get all worked up, have a wank, and then stop replying.

I'm not saying masturbating is better than sex, but other than the self esteem benefits, the overall enjoyment comes down to how horny you are.

>tfw virgin threads are actually getting more and more optimistic with each thread
Surprising development 2bh pham

Easily 20. 25+ is reaching VERY weird.

I hate committed relationships, I don't want a family, and prefer to be alone for the most of the time. So far at 28, I have slept with 27-30 women. I have no game and am not very tall or handsome, shit just happens. To some that is a high number, to others it is pretty low, I don't care. It means nothing and sex is completely overrated -- it just randomly happens.

>honestly whenever I'm texting a girl trying to get a booty call I get all worked up, have a wank, and then stop replying.
Are you me? Whenever I can vibe it off the girl that she likes me, I lose interest because I feel validated and lose motivation to push further.

women are getting shittier so virgins are giving less and less of a fuck that they're not fucking them

Stop putting pussy on a pedestal.

Don't your balls drop and voice gets deeper after you lose you're virginity?

The problem is that fucking one girl is the first step to fucking many girls. That's why it's kinda important.

>don't fap or watch porn
>don't make a lot of money
>occasionally fuck some whore

>tfw content and dgaf

we're all gonna make it brah

hang it there lads. really, it's not that of a big deal.

just laugh it up.

20 years old and still a virgin

don't have a place to take girls cause I still live at home with mom and 2 sisters

looks like I'll be the 25 y o virgin

What number do you want to hear OP?
Did you mean a what age society would think a person is weird or a what age the person should feel weird?

In both cases it all comes down to social constructs and peer pressure that are naturalized and change from generation to generation and from place to place.

Today 13 year old girls get pregnant and there are 30 year old grandmas that don't even qualify to be MILFs.

Prom was all about losing virginity once but the again so it was a girl 15 birthday around the middle ages. It was their presentation on society and all that money they expended was not for her but to get her a better man.

By both standards 17/18 is acceptable but 20 is considered old or weird already and more than 23/25 i think it's already shameful no matter where you live.

get drunk at bars and find a milf, go back to her place

im not a virgin, im saving myself for marriage

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S-sure, p-pretending.

First sentence is correct. Second sentence is a total lie (about you having a gf). Third sentence is correct.

>That feel when I have phimosis
>that fucking feel when I'm too lazy to fix it
>that fucking feel when I can trace my insecurity and lack of wanting a gf down to me being unable to have sex anyway because of it
>that feel when I realize I don't fix it because it removes my excuse to move forward
>that feel

>Characters that are literally you

I think it's ok to not have a girlfriend, but you should try to get laid at some point

I have never had a girlfriend, but I have had 3 first dates. I'm 26.

I have also had casual sex/one-night-stands with 119 different girls

Yeah. I used to get upset over this stuff and resentful back in 2013/2014, but now that I've named the vaginal jew it doesn't really bother me a tenth as much anymore.

>Lasted an hour and I never even got close to cumming.
This was how it went for me too the first (and still only) time I did it with my high school gf. At a certain point the initial amazement at the fact that it was just actually happening wore off and after that it just got extremely awkward and frankly fucking boring. Eventually I just gave up trying, ate her out and made her cum (or maybe she faked it because she also wanted to get off the wild ride, who am I to say?). We never fugged again after that, she broke up with me soon after to be with someone else actually it was FOR A GIRL, MY GIRLFRIEND LEFT ME FOR A GIRL, I AM THE KEK KING OF THIS THREAD and I've since been left with a feeling of intense dissatisfaction regarding sex, and no enthusiasm to try it again for fear that instead of sexually redeeming myself I'll just repeat an underwhelming and rather depressing experience.

Don't beat yourself up over it. She probably knew she was lez and just needed a sexual experience with a man to confirm it.

just stop fucking jerkin the gerkin and watching porn for a few weeks figs

You'll be able to actually get off when you get rid of the death grip.

I like dudes

am I a pure virgin?