This pic related guy has had sex with 5 (FIVE) different girls (not counting whores)

>t. Neckbeard pol virgins
dat degeneracy tho huh?

>age
29
>girls fucked
2

Y-you too

age 24
12

one escort

T-that's a fictional character, th-though.

>Having sexual intercourse
Literally unevolved pleb tier

More than five, but I saw two of the ones he fucked and they were hotter than the bitches I fucked.

I would take quality over quantity.

intercourse with 4, ranging from 2 to 50 times

I've had sex with around 19-21 girls over the 5 years i've been sexually active (i'm 23). Most of these have been from age 21-23.

i'm no player/ladies man (in fact i'm quite ugly, just charming i suppose) but i'm definitely the one in my group of friends known as the 'girl crazy' one that have lots of OnS.

But the thing is every girl i talk too about this stuff that is around my age has had more partners. When i told the number to the last one i was with she was like "ahh, so you've chosen quality over quantity then? that nice", which i absolutely have not, i'll sleep with almost anyone that' ll have me.

Almost all the girls i've talked about this with has had a higher number than me, some up in the 50s.

I was watching an episode of will and grace the other day where they share partners (and this is like, what in the less sexualised 90s early 00s)and everyone had like 20 + partners , lol

its like in todays society losing your V-card isn' enough anymore, by your 20s your expeced to have like 30 partners. Not that any of this matters,just sharing

He fucked Bernadette after Leslie.

It's funny because a man who slept with 5 girls issupposed to be pathetic yet I'm 24 and I haven't got my first kiss yet and my dick is tiny and has phimosis
What a funny show

Two but gf thinks its only 1

Just wanted to make sure a vag is pretty similar to any other vag

well the show is written and produced by normies, what do you expect

Just assume every girl you meet has fucked 1000 guys it's easier

I'm just explaining the joke, the joke is that I'm miserable and in pain
At least someone got a good laugh out of it

I honestly can't remember. I'm 30 now, but I used to fuck around a lot in my younger days.

Internet slutting was kind of new and there was a lot of prime poontang on adultfriendfinder and shit like that.

I'd say around 30, maybe more towards 40.

I'm 27 and I've had sex with 8 girls.

Didn't say I hate sluts.

REEEEE GET OUT NORMIE

>age
26

>partners
I've lost count of my number. Probably mid-20s to mid-30s.

What's funny is that I'm not particularly good looking or /fit/ and was a loser in high school. picked last in gym class kinda deal.

Tinder + going out and not being a pussy helped

I'm a 29 year old male and I've banged about 80. I'm tall and good looking and lived in Hawaii though. Got about 50 of those in 5 years in Hawaii. Anyway there is more to live than banging hot chicks....but its still pretty fun and if you are a 25 year old virgin I do feel you are missing out. You can still live a fulfilling life without it...but it's just satisfying to be man and give a woman what she wants...in this case a good dicking.

I'm 23 and 3

But I only did it once with the last two

...

age 19
6 girls

>age
19
>girls
7 girls, counting 1 whore.

Wait a minute, you CAN have sex with WOMEN?

>You are missing out
You bet, though shit tho because it's not my choiceat least half of those whores will get black baby pregnant and have a miserable life as single mothers just like I have a miserable life as an adult virgin

I stopped counting in college when I hit forty girls. If I had to guess now, I'd say at least 100. All but seven of them have been one night stands, I've been in four long term relationships, one was with a bi girl who used to bring home girls from the bar and her friends to have sex with us. My last therapist told me I am probably a sex addict. I've had an STI three times and I'm relatively sure I have at least one kid in Canada from when I used to go over the border at 19 to drink legally and have sex with whichever qt Canadian I could find and never once wore a condom or pulled out.

I'm kind of a scumbag 2bh.

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0
Never tried, never will

have you noticed he actually talks to girls and tries, really hard?

>believing Jewish television memes

Funny it's the scumbags that usually get laid the most. Fellow scumbag here.

>age
33
>girls
an even 20
>whores
none

At one point you stop fantasizing about fucking girls and start fantasizing about choking them

7

I think one was a whore but I didn't pay so I think that counts.

Your mom, so zero if not counting whores

1 girl about 1000 times

been together 4 years

> women like scumbags because they're scum

It checks out

Who here /virgin/ master race?

two
one as girlfriends
one was just a night stand but we became friends after

I could hit a few Fat ones if I want. Not everyone, but a few

Do slightly feminine guys count?

I would have sex but I got prematurely bald at age 17
Now 27 yo bald virgin

yeah that's why jason statham doesn't have sex

I don't think virgins realize how good they have it. You can't miss something you've never had. Try being a guy who used to get laid three times a day for a couple years and then suddenly have no sex at all for about a year. That's the fresh Hell I dwell in.

He's an alpha chad
I am omega just

Some kids in Africa starve to death and never experienced health or propper nutrition at all

Alpha, omega you're still a faggot for thinking like that in the first place. Gas yourself if it's that bad

No one cares about them user, we're talking about actual people that matter right now.

>every girl i talk too about this stuff that is around my age has had more partners.
friendship paradox bro

Over 40 at least i don't know i'm not counting them.

Just be yourself. I'm myself, and women seem to love great looking hair, money, the fact i sing in a band, and that i was on the national volleyball team of my country.

It's not fair all these Cred Forums loser get laid and I don't!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not fair!!!!!!!!!!

STOP HAVING SEX IT'S NOT FAIR

he also gets the biggest rack on he show to bury his face in

ITS NOT FAIR

They usually don't miss that stuff either, until some white knight comes along and tells them they could have it. You don't see a lot of accounts of newfound tribes being like damn I really missed this western medicine I didn't know anything about until you showed up.

GIRLS SMILE AT ME AND HIT ON ME AND COME ONTO ME BUT FOR SOME REASON I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANY OF THEM GOD DAMN IT FUCK FUCK FUCK. I'M MORE HANDSOME THAN YOU AND I'M IN BETTER SHAPE THAN YOU, BUT NO. NOT GOOD ENOUGH! I HATE YOU TV FAGGOTS.

I HATE SEX! IT'S COARSE AND ROUGH AND THE ONLY TIME I'VE EVER HAD IT IS WHEN I WAS A KID AND MY MOM SENT ME TO THAT JEDI SUMMER CAMP!

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>lost my virginity at age 16 with a girl I spend three years with
>she dumps me at 19
>only had sex twice since, I'm 23

Four years is a bit long. I'm not counting the two times, they were more frustrating than anything

I HATE WOMEN

>he didnt fuck other girls on the side
>he didnt had a second and third gf on line to take the place of the first one

Retard

I've seen a security hologram of Yoda... Fucking younglings.

This is true. I could've fucked at least two more girls when I was with her but "I loved her" and shit

A mistake I won't make anymore

I'm in the upper teens. Not sure how many

Not really proud of it though. I would've been happy with banging just one 10/10 for the rest of my life.

2.

One was my ex and the other was some clerk I picked up from a skate shop at my local mall. Been over 6 years since I was laid.

>forget what sex even feels like
>mfw I'm a virgin reborn

Now I feel bad
In my defense, my girlfriend is pretty fucking hot (if a massive loser somehow)
But she's my 4th, 7th sexual partner
Am I a loser too?

I have had sex with more than five girls but it happens literally once a year. I've never had consistent sex with the same girl. I honestly think this is worse than being a wizard.

23 here and never had sex. Still hope?

>mfw one and a half year since i've had sex

23 years old
30 girls
13 this year
Thanks tinder :D

I've had more sex bald than when I had hair. It's about confidence and making an effort, man. Most girls don't really care, probably especially girls your age. Most guys start losing their hair in their late twenties, so even girls that had hair standards are going to drop them.

>especially girls your age

That feel when all my age-mates I know are married with children. I have to search for young one then

Yes you should do that and make sure you bring wine coolers and COUNDOM when you go to meet them.

>Most girls don't really care

That's false, girls love men with good hair.
But that's just something that will make THEM approach. Men with no hair or shit hair just need that extra boost of energy.

That's sort of what I meant. Yeah, they like it, but if they like you anyway, it really doesn't matter. I mean, the last girl I had sex with was a 20 year old sorority girl. If she was okay with a bald dude, so are most girls.

Not necessarily, just meet new people in general. And remember that no one is going to care about whether you have hair or not if you don't care.

Yeah, it's just one attractive thing.

If you have it it's a plus, but not having it isn't really a con. It's like red hed girls for some men, they may like red head girls, but that doesnt mean they won't fuck a blonde girl.

Bald head (just like long hair if it actually fits you) is actually a pretty good thing since even though it's divisive, some girls always love just that which is really good for you. No girls goes crazy for boring basic hair.

This is also kind of a good point. I never had compliments about my hair when I had it, but I've definitely had a few "bald looks good on you"-ish compliments since I started shaving my head.

But yeah, pretty much nails it. It's not as big of a deal as you think it is.

>26 in two months
>have had zero (0) sexual partners

>32yo
>1 partner 10 years ago
k i l l m e

To add to this, it kinda makes you stand out which is a good thing more often than not

I'm bald with a beard and I get more attention than when I had hair, even if most of the time it's just people telling me that I look like x bald guy with a beard. Mostly Ragnar. But since I'm a bitch who doesn't know how to break the ice it makes my life a lot easier, my lack of hair does it for me

you know it's bad when the comedically low number of sexual partners normies come up with to make fun of loser characters on tv shows is still more than you have had

Anyone can get laid, user. Just bee ur self.

It's quite simple. Men with good hair (not normal hair but actually "wow user, your hair is better than mine" look healthy and clean, pretty much "good genes". Bald guys show confidence and look manly.

The only people that will always have problems due their hair are: Balding insecure guys that try to hide it, or neckbeards with long dry yet greasy hair.

Just be yourself user.

>22
>36 girls

:)

What is this meme?

Watch this short film. It will solve all your problems.

imdb.com/title/tt1828217/

About a dozen if you include prostitutes. Only had sex with 1 without paying.

What'd you do with the corpse?

Having sex isn't a meme, user. Cred Forums is normie central now. You can thank [popular show] and [popular film] for that.

3. They were all gorgeous though, being picky has its perks

>To add to this, it kinda makes you stand out which is a good thing more often than not
There's a lot of PUA shit about this which makes anything sound silly but it's still obviously true.

Once went to a night club with a fucking pub quiz trophy and I basically had a pick of all the chicks who were all over me.

>character hasn't had sex in three months
>everyone laughs and points at the loser

>21
>around 20 women
im lost my virginity at 19

Post a picture of the hottest girl you've ever had sex with.
Does it compare with this?

I got a boob job and a hand job and I've eaten some pussy. But that's about as far as it's ever gone for me.

I'm 21 and a permavirgin
I did have this girl that let me lick her feet once. She accused me of rape, though.

>ate pussy but never fucked the pussy

lol fucking cuck

Do you even know what cuckoldry is you meme spewing moron?

>I did have this girl that let me lick her feet once. She accused me of rape, though.
Really?

Yeah. Don't ever even look at a girl that has any even slightly SJW views or you'll probably end up in jail at some point.

5 actually OP.

Yes imo. She doesn't have the annoying grating voice and I'm more into smaller B-C cup one handful tits so personal preference I guess.

i'm 25. had 9 one night stands (6 girls/3 guys) and two long term relationships.

>3 guys

What are you fuckin gay?

infinity

shouldn't knock something until you've tried it.

4 but I am a 25 year old autistic.

pretty ayyylmao but would

Only ever banged one girl, and I only actually had sex with her one single instance, if we're not counting the couple times we did mouth and hand stuff previously.

That was over five years ago, I'm 23 now. I think she's a lesbian now.

ehhhh

This is false. Maybe in your shitty circle of people are all degenerate whores but I know lots of girls who have only had sex with a 1 or 2, or are virgins. I have close female friends and family so I know these things.

>33
>0 grills
>1 guyhundreds of times[/spoilers]

Sex with 5 with about a dozen blowjobs.

I'm gay btw

>tfw you find out your pure Christian girlfriend is not actually pure and used to be a slut and fucked a bunch of guys to get popular in high school.

She told me and it almost made me not like her anymore. I'm a virgin and we have been waiting to get married to have sex.

no offence but this guy look like kind of a nerd an geek.

>anons are having sex with qts while you're watching jewmedia that isn't even very good

Sounds like every thread from /adv/

I do both desu.

They're lieing, brah.

only 3
And I'm heading towards the 30

had sex many times with two of them though

1

But I've been fucking her for eleven years.

Im hitting 28 in november and still a virgin.

I porn waifus didnt exist i would had killed myself already.

36
0
My powers are limitless

lol loser

>I'm not having sex with anyone so everyone here must be lying

Yuck. Posts like yours make me cringe harder than any others because you must be an unimaginable neckbeard autist permavirgin to even believe what you posted for one second. I mean there are literally "Picture of me and my 10/10 gf fucking" threads on /hc/ and /soc/ every single day.

2, but 1 is my waifu and we've done it hundreds of times. It's nice to do it with someone who will accommodate your niche fetishes

yes i aggree with you

>not even good looking or /fit/
>tinder

yeah right

tinder is the most superficial thing, people ONLY care about your looks.
why would any girl not swipe you away if you're not good looking, much less have sex with you right away?

10

I've literally never seen anything but fatties on the sex pic boards but it's not hard to imagine anons fucking cuties considering that I've had several and I'm a pathetic loser with crooked teeth.

yes he does look liek a geek i aggree with you

He said "How many" not "How old".

>come to Cred Forums
>suddenly everyone is having sex

yeah it's time for me to leave

I'm 25 and I've had sex with 6 girls. I have been with my current gf for 4 years and I am hopeful that we will be getting married so I am guessing my count will top out at 6, which is of course making the huge assumption that we will not break up somewhere down the road. I doubt that though.

You can take a good pic even if you don't have chiseled abs.

I tied teenage girls I met through tinder to my radiator and whipped their asses when I was basically an overweight alcoholic.

0

Maybe I'm autistic but I want to know someone really well before I stick anything inside them

Of course you can take a bullshit pic, but she's still gonna see what you actually look like when you meet up

29

I'd also like to point out that the teenage girls were really hot and not some fat whales.

At least there's one thing we agree on.

pics or it didnt happen

Hey Dan Harmon, when is Harmonquest season 3?

I promised not to post those anywhere.

-1

I'M ONLY 18 I STILL HAVE TIME!!!!

how the hell can someone have negative sex?

>normalfags on Cred Forums
I mean I'm not surprised, just take a look at Cred Forums these days

I guarantee you I am less normie than you, but even I ended up having sex through some coincidence

Its so funny if you think about it while 50 sounds like a lot its less than 1 per month but to guys like me I could maybe get 1 per year after trying 6 years :P

Just imagine if it were going to see a movie it wouldn't sound like much. Of course its much harder then that to achieve but I am just daydreaming.

If we all just thought how small 50 was then maybe some of us would be cool around chicks and realize that guys out there are getting laid like every month, its not as hard as it feels.

Nah, you're dead already.

>I am less normie than you, but even I ended up having sex
these two statements contradict each other user

not really

you do realize she is fucking guys behind your back right now, right

This. I'm abnormie as fuck but I've still gotten laid. Like actual medicated diagnosed have scared medical professionals and been put in restraints level abnormie.

He's a /reddit9k/ retard that equates not being able to get a girlfriend to "abnormal". They're fucking unlovable gross idiots and that's why they can't get laid, not because they're "abnormies".

Im normie as fuck except for the fact i am a virgin

>in shape and go to the gym
>college degree and good job in professional world
>play sports at least once a week
>decent circle of friends (many female) and I go out fairly regularly
>still never had sex

Its kind of easier now that im past the point where everyone assumes I must have done it before. Still makes me sad but whatever no point in suicide so might as well endure

Considering your situation, you'll probably get laid eventually. It'll probably even come naturally.

Tell your close friends you're a virgin and their gf's will help get you laid within a month. That's how it happened for me. They're always hooking me up with their friends now. Turns out they thought I was in the closet or uninterested in sex before and that's why they never asked.