Whats the worst movie you genuinely love?

Maybe he knew no one would believe it, besides wasn't she his brother's girl? Gotta respect that line.

>his brother's girl

She wasn't. They never even knew each other.

I could be wrong, but I remember reading that for test audiences an ending with the two kissing was shown and met with disapproval

An alternate version of the ending was filmed in which Han and Trish kiss. It was reported that this ending was not liked by the test screening audience who were uncomfortable with an interracial romance. But according to Jet Li, it was deemed inappropriate for Han to be too romantic after seeing Chou's suicide so the ending without the kiss was used instead.

oh well then I'll stick with the first excuse, no one's watching a jet li movie for interracial romance anyway.

the 1985 version mind you

>. But according to Jet Li, it was deemed inappropriate for Han to be too romantic after seeing Chou's suicide so the ending without the kiss was used instead.

Nailed it.

just imagine pulling out and cumming all over that stomach

Fright Night (1985) isn't a bad movie though

>pulling out

NEVER, SHE'LL BE CRYING AND SCREAMING IN FRENCH ABOUT HOW IT'S NOT A SAFE DAY BUT NOTHING BUT SPURT SPURT SPURT IN THAT OOH LA LA HON HON HON

>they couldn't have kissed at any other point in the movie

Wouldn't have been a problem for a white actor.

Asian """""men""""" are just pussies.

The Island

>Sherlock and Watson

I don't know why, it bothers me that they are in that picture.

>Fright Night (1985) isn't a bad movie though

Everyone I've forced to watch it with me has asked me how I can love this crap...

As is Pacific Rim, they never kissed and there was barely anything approaching romantic interest between them

>But according to Jet Li, it was deemed inappropriate for Han to be too romantic after seeing Chou's suicide

I don't buy it. Even Superman was able to make out with Lois at ground zero of a major alien attack surrounded by thousands of dead.

And everyone but this board of contrarian snowflakes gave that scene a lot of shit

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Get new friends. I'm guessing you and them are in your early 20s (if that) and you seem to be the only one with good taste.

Asian men aren't allowed to have love interests in Hollywood.

at first you don't succeeeeeeeeeeed

dust yourself off and try again

rip :,(

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QFT

Asian men are cucks and love being manservants to whitey

I unironically love disaster and shitty horror flicks

youtube.com/watch?v=R01bex9Ejvg

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>not using the other guy as an island

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I know it's basically a series of goth music videos with a little plot in beteen, but that's what makes it so comfy.

washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/05/24/AR2007052402573.html

The robot scene and train scene are just wonderful.

Worst movie, yet secretly best movie. The spice must flow.

MI SCUZI

Simon Says

>SPURT SPURT SPURT IN THAT OOH LA LA HON HON HON

Meh, I always like the more minimalist poster more.

This is pretty much how I feel about it.

Best worst movie ever made. Dat Irulan tho.

I do kinda love this movie.

Have you seen Jodorowski's Dune? Its fucking incredible

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>Romeo Must Die
>The One
>Kiss of the Dragon

What happened to hollywood kungfu kinos? They were all profitable so why did they stop?

I could think of several. Nostalgia...

>needing to refer to a literal comic to fill a collage
Thats just sad

romeo must die was the weakest while The One is my absolute favourite

>Are you leady?
>Are you?

Kiss of the Dragon was awesome as well. I remember watching it at the cinema and people where chanting Johnny! Johnny! good times

The One is legitimately absolute shit tier.

The final scene is hysterical.

fuck you brah. i like the concept.

>his speech at the chair
>I'm Yu Law I am nobody's bitch!

hell I'm willing to kill all of my otherselfs if presented a chance.

>dat essential 00's teenage angst nu-metal soundtrack

youtube.com/watch?v=nEF_-IcnQC4

It's been a long time, I shouldn't have left you (left you)

queen of shitty kino desu

K

quality post

>tfw you'll never have another minimum-wage job where you fuck around most of the time without being seen as a loser who doesn't have his shit together

And pic related
>dat opening
>dat loli Emily Browning
>dem Italian titties

>not wanting to punch literally every criminal in the Criminal Dimension

The One is a masterpiece of absolute bullshit. Only the US could hire Jet Li in his prime and have him star in a movie where he throws CGI cars at people while bad Mortal Kombat music fart rock blares in the background.

It's amazing how much difference high quality shitposting makes to the board

I can't believe the dude who directed Hellraiser2 made this.

Purest lesbianfu. I watched this just for Duvall. It was barely worth it.

It was pretty bad.

I love the use of neon lights in this one.
Maybe that's why I like it so much.

You haven't seen many of Jet Li's Hong Kong movies have you?

I like the awsome/awful Dolph Lundgren Punisher movie.

Nice choice, user.

Also really fun.

I just rewatched this yesterday, absolutely love it. some legit great action and effects and cool concept coupled with hysterically bad early 2000s cringe rock, a shit no payoff ending (other than the ziggurat scene which i love), and jet li's extremely tenuous grasp on the english language make it a one of a kind experience.

me too. I just can't picture anyone as Punisher where he's a 6ft++ tall brooding male because of Lundgren's Punisher.

I Spy or Rush Hour 2. What do you think?

jet li's hong kong movies don't have him cgi nor mortal kombat rock music.

t. guy who loves his fong sai yuk movies