Movie is named Amadeus

>movie is named Amadeus
>Amadeus is not the main character

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>Ken Park
>Akira
I can't think of any more

>Movie is named after a mythological creature/figure
>Creature/Figure is the antagonist
>Protagonist is an audience self-insert

>Movie is called A Streetcar Named Desire
>We don't even see a streetcar

Glad that homo choked on a pill bottle.

name 1 film and 1 cinema that do this

>movie called Jaws
>it features a whole shark

>movie is called The Dark knight Rises
>he falls several times
Bravo Lupus

>autism

Werewolf: The Beast Among Us for a quality example of this from a shitty movie.

dumb frogger

>Golden Age of Movies
>None of the movies had the color gold in them

>movie is named Civil war
>we get a 20 man brawl in an airport

the worst and least funny contribution to one of these threads i have ever seen

LotR

>movie called Civil War
>no qt slaves getting gang banged by a regiment of Confederare soldiers

>tfw

>Cinema graph
I fucking hate those

Thanks user!

Im not American, but wasnt it the Confederate women getting raped?

Amadeus was the main character. Amadeus was Mozart's middle name.

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Would would love Cred Forums.

>movie is named Sicario
>Sicario is not the main character

>Superhero movie
>Main character doesn't become a superhero until the last 6 minutes
>Doesn't get the superhero name used for the movie title until the sequel
>In sequel, arch-nemesis manages to become a bad guy and has a full villain persona before the second act

>Movie is called Spirited Away
>Spirits couldn't be fucking closer
why do japs lie?

>movie is named Clash of the Titans
>We get Medusa in a bag vs The Kraken.

>Im not American

Stopped reading there.

>movie is named Tron
>Tron is not the main character

>Show's called Stranger Things
>Everyone knows each other

This one actually did piss me off

>tattoo

Immersion ruined.

>movie is called alien
>they're actually xenomorphs

It's a brand mark to show whose property she is :)

I know what Amadeus means. Amadeus still wasn't the main character. Salieri was.

Can you prove that beyond a reasonable doubt?

Sure. Black slaves didn't have the liberty to get tattoos in those days. How else would she have gotten it?

>American slave owners were known to brand their male slaves with a hot branding iron[19] while the female slaves usually received a tattoo so as not to damage their value.[20] This was usually followed with bondage sessions where they would tie the female slave to a chair[21] and violently have sex with it until satisfied[22]

It's all on wikipedia bro

>movie is named Mad Max: Fury Road
>Mad Max is not the main character

REEEEEEEEEEE my immersion is still ruined!!!

I have a feeling those last few citations were written by an alt-righter.

what's an alt-righter

>movie is called JFK
>JFK isn't even in the movie

>a beautiful black woman in bondage being sexually violated by a muscular, dominating, white slave owner
It was probably written by an actual black woman, they're fucked up

>movie is called Drive
>there's some driving

Huh, well that one worked out

Book is called The Seven Pillars Of Wisdom, but is an autobiography of a recklessly adventurous military campaigner: Film fixes that, is called Lawrence Of Arabia.

>Lawrence of Arabia
>is from England
Advertising could have at least read the script

>movie is called Godzilla
>it's about Heisenberg and his son Kick-Ass

Great, I'm hard now.

>movie is named 12 years a slave
>running time: 2 hours 14 minutes

slave years are worth less than a white man's

I like where this thread is going

So this: would have felt like years? Months at the least?

y tho

>A movie is named Tron: Legacy
>Tron is barely a minor character

>she's not struggling or trying to escape

Immersion ruined.

>people say "I love Mozart!"
>all they've done is listen to "One hour epic Mozart music best of Mozart HD" type of compilations on youtube
>have not seen a single one of Mozart's big operas ever

>People say they "love Mozart"
>Never go to see him live

>people say they "love Mozart"
>never worked with him

What movie?

I saw Cosi fan tutte, music was good but the plot was weird.

Well if you're interested in anything else the one with the most normal plot is Don Giovanni, and it also has my favorite music, so there's that.
This is an excellent version from '54 but this video's quality is sort of meh youtube.com/watch?v=XPYjqz7nToY
There's an HD version somewhere but it's not subbed.

A lot of my rep right now is Mozart. Thank God he wrote great arias for lower baritone voices.

>movie is called big lebowski
>actually about the smaller lebowski

I love that the final trio in Giovanni is just two basses and a baritone all singing the climax.

Ugh, it's just so good. He understood the male voice in a way that wouldn't be replicated until the Romantic era.

You ever listen to more of his opera seria? I saw La clemenza di tito at Chicago and it was phenomenal.

He said a film and a cinema, not a movie, you fucking idiot.

>movie called Monster's Ball
>contains precisely zero monsters or balls

>he finds a movie titled "Monster's Ball"
>expects a movie filled with monsters and balls, maybe even monster's balls
>movie ends
>no balls or monsters

I think you may be a faggot.

Just saw this last night. Emily Blunt was godawful in that role.

>see the word ball
>mind immediately jumps to testicles
Who's the faggot again?