Not trying to spark up a whole new thread on attmempts on what he could've said, im just putting out there the two possibly one best option he could've said back
>Yeah its weird i actually had the same fantasy with the roles reversed where you leave the room and then leo and brad come in
Make a funny gay joke everyone laughs, awkward/shitty feeling moment gone.
OR
>Yeah i had the same fantasy to with the roles reversed and you leave the room and brad and leo come in and we all suck each others cocks off and have amazing gay anal sex
turns up the awkwardness, makes the hosts uncomfortable, everyone forgets she burned you and you just made the room insanely awkward on purpose by being graphic with the details.. you could even go more into detail with it.
I think a simple >Brad would never cheat on me like that Would have worked pretty well
Christopher Lopez
this
fake laugh and nod your head and keep it moving
he's such a fucking joke now
Caleb Flores
>could of
Cooper Sanders
I realize Jonah Hill has copped a lot of flab in recent years for not straying too far from comedy and tucking into much meatier rolls, but there's a lot more to this man than meets the ribeye, and it turns out he's really an all-round good guy. If everyone on here could get off their high whores, face the cold hard fats, and stop pudding him down for two seconds, they'd realize being a fry in the ointment isn't always a piece of cake. If there is subway you could find it in your hearts to show the milf of human kindness towards Jonah, you might come to see the reason he's regarded widely by his peers, and is, pound for pound, a true heavyweight of the Hollywood scene. As Jonah himself once said, "when I'm sorting the beef from the chaff I always beer in mind, every hotdog has his day when the chips are brown. You've just gotta keep your eggs held high and remember that a burger in the hand is worth chewing the bush."
Eli Lewis
if you have no dignity for yourself and wont stand up for yourself a bit then yeah.
I wonder how fat brando would have reacted to the comments
Nathan Green
Do you fuckers self insert on him ? Stop spamming these shit threads
David Watson
GUYS it's called "the wit of the staircase" look it up. Things you should have said
Daniel Cooper
>could of >yfw you share a board with these people
Lucas Russell
The looking around to his buddy and laughing was school kid behaviour, Jonah felt uncomfortable so he looked to his English speaking friend for defence, if he just kept eye contact and didn't reply, they would have just moved on
Cameron Watson
you have actually solved it.
Jace Brooks
>I had the same fantasy
Literally does not work. She's a nobody and Jonah doesn't know her. It would be too obvious it's just a butthurt response.
Only way to get out of this is call her a slut and have Chris Evans laugh hysterically like a child next to you because you said slut
Wyatt Rodriguez
>Not trying to spark up a new thread But you just fucking did. Enough with your shitposting. Be gone
Jace Nguyen
look at this cuck how is your wife's son doing?
Alexander Butler
"Your fantasy is a little unrealistic bitch, i would never be able to make you laugh because you have no sense of humor"
Kayden Johnson
Since he was in France, he could have said "there's not enough wine in this country that can make me want to bring you back to my hotel room"
Gavin Murphy
>"Choke on a baguette, you french whore dog!"
That's how it's done.
Christopher Wilson
>start crying >say that your pet subway sandwich just died
that's how you respond
Connor Stewart
>"Pfff as I would even WANT to sleep with a homo heidelbergensis. Oh, you don't know what that is? I guess beings with inferior intellect have trouble following me but I'm just repeating myself. Guess that's what I have to do when talking to stupid people. Talking to you is like talking to a child. Do. You. Understand. Me? Why are you looking so confused? Are my words too sophisticated for you? Too marveleous? Oh wait I forgot you don't understand what I'm saying. To make it clear so even someone like you understands: No I would not want to fuck a dumb slut. I bid you good day and hope you enjoy the rest of your pathetic life."
Logan Baker
>Not trying to spark up a whole new thread You're a fucking piece of shit m8
Angel Hill
>"we have a name for people like you in america, french whore"
Leo Turner
kek
Jack Allen
im out of the loop, what happened with him?
Brody Bell
>"i could maybe call dicaprio but brad would never go for it, std ridden french skunks are not his type"
John Russell
>Yeah what's on your payroll bitch? >I can afford to have chicks 5 times hotter than you stuff healthy subway subs down my throat EVERY. FUCKING. NIGHT.
>What no response..... jeez I thought you were supposed to be an entertainer. Hey how about you leave the jokes to the people who don't have to fuck their way to becoming trashy, low rating talk show co-host?
He really should have thrown some cash on the table and said "bitch pick it up"
Blake Brooks
Well this thread is going the same way as all the rest. A bunch of inarticulate rambling that Cred Forums thinks is a sick burn but just showcases how rarely they interact with people outside of passive aggressive Cred Forums posts. Well done Cred Forums, you must be commended on your consistency. BTW, making it awkward by talking about gay orgies with your colleagues just makes you look like a clueless aspie, which doesn't effectively sell tickets to the movie you're promoting.
Lincoln Turner
>well i had sex with your wife!
Wyatt Fisher
>Yeah but neither of those guys would fuck you, and honestly even I've done better. Fame is a funny thing.
Nicholas Murphy
why does both responses have to be overly gay?
You just outed yourself. No sane normal person would say that shit
Jaxon Martin
>haha I wanna suck their dicks bam sick burn hahaha White people baka desu senpai
Parker Richardson
no shit you autist. its a setup to a joke based on a sexual fantasy, literally none of it is meant to be a factual account. do you think that every iteration of why did the chicken cross the road has to have actually taken place in order for the joke to work?
Aaron Watson
i think it was well established in the first thread that the best solution is self deprecation, but every time it gets posted people seem to forget.
Ayden Martinez
That's literally the meme you nimrod. The joke is how salty and shitty the replies anons make up are.
Jackson Anderson
"oh so you're a whore...that's great..." and keep talking about your movie
Matthew Sanchez
>do you share those dreams with somebody else or public audiences are also your thing?
Juan Cruz
>I wouldn't blame you >*audience laugh/cheers* >I wouldn't blame you >You know, the French women are so beautiful here. I would have no problem finding another women as beautiful as you, for sure. >*audience cheers* >And I mean, that's assuming Brad and Leo would accept you. >*audience goes OOOH/BOOO* >They're the most handsome guys in the world. >No, seriously >You might be average to them >*audience goes nuts* >*female comic gets flustered*
Jose Jackson
That's how it's done.
Hudson Scott
>just laugh with your bullies heh heh it worked for me!
This is the beta response
Evan Robinson
At least 40% of tv is american/fat and the rest of us is ugly as hell.
So to answer your question, yes.
Daniel James
His ass got ravaged by a french qt
Liam Russell
>If Leo and Brad were THAT horny, they'd rather call me back into the room.
Daniel Barnes
This new meme thread has truly exposed tv as a bunch of unfunny autists that can't take a joke, let alone think of a good comeback.
Adrian Cruz
>my dream right now is to get out of this chair and knock the teeth out of your fucking head
WHY DIDN'T HE SAY THAT??
Bentley Clark
>if I leave they leave, its two studs for the price of me >french audience cheers >jonah starts lactating euphorically and milks the audience >french reporter is moist >new movie is a success >jonah replaces muhammed as the most popular name in Paris
Jackson Walker
>*tips fedora* >your god doesnt exist bitch
Austin Powell
>finally watch the video of what she'd said >it's not even bad >he didn't really react much to it
Cred Forums is just being gossip girls as usual it seems.
Jose Sullivan
Almost this. Go the Chris Evans route. Don't self deprecate. Don't talk her down. Talk everyone up. Instead of telling her that she's average to them, you could say something like "but I don't know if Brad and Leo are interested in having a threesome witc yet another model"
Nolan Campbell
SHE'S A FROG! SHE'S A FROG! SHE'S A FROG!
FIFTY YEARS AGO WE WOULD HAVE HAD YOU UPSIDE DOWN WITH A BAGUETTE UP YOUR ASS!
Blake Thomas
>You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.
It's that easy.
Zachary Hill
>I can't even watch?!
Wasn't Jonah supposed to be a funny guy to be around? This would have worked well for his persona he has in interviews.
Benjamin Evans
>Haha, I'm actually gay.
Its that simple.
Jackson Myers
i absolutely hate it when people use the foreign language terms that can be directly translated. its pretentious and wastes time.
Hunter Stewart
>*Puts on fursuit* >your loss >*starts to yiff furself*
Matthew Wilson
>*puts on fursuit* >hmph, your loss >*starts to yiff furself*
David Lee
Just say that he had the same fantasy but she left and they made fun of her sex appeal while filming it so they could humiliate her in public.
Put the pressure on her. Really how would she respond? "I w-was joking". Then Jonah just says don't quit your day job.
Easton Jackson
nobody will bite, but still, congratulations on the effort
Joseph Russell
I would've gotten up from my chair and put my hand on her cheek and squeeze gently and say
"Do you feel in charge"
And literally just stand there for 5 minutes saying nothing but deadlocking her eyes with mine.
Fucking bitch would've needed therapy after that.
Joseph Stewart
*unleash katana*
Landon Bailey
Why didn't Jonah reveal his full power level and transformed into his second skinny sexy form?
Austin Roberts
>Then Jonah just says don't quit your day job.
This, and only this.
Delete all your autistic retorts before that perfect sentence and you got the best example of one-upmanship.
That's how an alpha humilliates his lessers.
Nolan Morgan
Because his skinny form looks like a creep /fit/ manlet
Jayden Scott
Because the interview where he actually had a comeback was staged
Caleb Johnson
So he had the entire encounter practiced and scripted ahead of time. He should have brought the line back.
Just swap dream for fantasy.
Carson Peterson
It didn't matter what he responded with, he got BTFO'd and there was absolutely no possible comeback that could have changed that.
It was a no-win scenario. It's unfortunate but sometimes you get rekt and you just have to swallow it like a footlong meatball sub with a large coke
Isaiah Richardson
rate my oc
Ayden Hernandez
This guy knows what's up
Jonathan Bennett
"In America I'd pimp you out for a $, you sandniggirsh whore of Babylon."
Josiah James
...
Henry Gutierrez
would he look good if he were /fit/?
Wyatt Lewis
please please please tell me why he wears the neckbeard
Ian Turner
Short men next to really tall men is too fucking big of a gap
Women will never know this feel
Anthony Nelson
>nobody will bite >bites
Levi King
>don't worry, I'd have left whether Brad or Leo were there anyway, you filthy bitch
Camden Ross
>talks about beta >posts an epsilon's face
Learn your shit, idiot.
Zachary Adams
You mean the awkward feel of standing next to lanky freaks of nature? I agree.
Ryder Lee
no he should of just said "im the only realistic part about that fantasy"
Jayden Reyes
That might have worked. Then keep looking at her in wait for a response while grinning.
Hunter Johnson
these.
nice damage control, jonah
Christopher Brooks
like, did ANY of you read her apology response? its incredibly frank and seems completely sincere. she seems like a decent person.
Angel Gonzalez
So you say "I have an already seen feeling?"
Robert Sanchez
>bullies
she's a nobody on a shitty french local tv program. If Jonah hadn't made a big deal out of it nobody would even know who she is.
Bentley Martin
How is that damage control?
Luis Edwards
>What, because I'm Jewish?
Colton Ortiz
The only one that was acting was the interviewer.
Landon Ortiz
>could of
Fucking degenerate.
Andrew Wright
He could of just killed here and be done with.
Evan Cox
he should have pulled out a gun and shot Miles Teller and then himself that would have worked