I AM A GOD

I AM A GOD

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>that's a woman on the left

I can't wait for Genderbender's career to be ruined

just what is that thing on the left

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I couldn't fucking believe it when that music started playing in the trailer

I mean Jesus Christ, you might as well have played "Where the Hood at"

I agree. It really took away from it.

Never got how this could be seen as a punishment for men

Do most other men really get no pleasure from anything sexual unless they can cum?

Fassbender looks like Hugh Jackman in that pic

AYO

we wuz knytez templars dawg

it's not a punishment, it's meant to make them hornier, therefore engaging other women more, at least that's how i understood it

I'm more worried about this ending Kurzel's career than Fassbender's. He'll always have Steve McQueen to collab. with.

I have high hopes for it, of course, and everything except Kanye seems good, but only time will tell.

I love kanye

but what the fuck is this shit

that isn't Peter O'Toole's grandson?

HURRY UP WITH MY DAMN CROISSANTS

I suspect my first time to be very similar to this, same age too.

Isn't the Assassin's Creed, "I AM GOD"?

Nothing is real, everything is permitted.

i thought he looked a little like christian bale

ASSASSINS COMIN YO

whats with rap songs being used in trailers? Magnificent Seven had the same thing.

> spend a fortune
> make a good looking trailer with awful music.
> release it around Christmas time when the box office is at its weakest.
> big bomb incoming.

Can't wait for the movie. I like the books, and even the games.

Saw a preview of this earlier this year, about 20 mins of footage. It's awful

>Most of it takes place in this weird futuristic lab place, it's boring as shit
>Action scenes seem muddled, although some AC choreography is thrown in
>Dialogue is cookie cutter, Fassbender is fucking sleepwalking
>Only just better than Warcraft... only just

She looks like Alan Cumming.

Why was Chalky White in Assassins Creed?

>Only just better than Warcraft... only just
So its great?

But I liked Warcraft though.

>capeshitters

this board is truly the worst

>>Most of it takes place in this weird futuristic lab place, it's boring as shit
Droped. No one is interested in Assassin's creed for the fucking frame narrative, it's about being an assassin in beautiful historical locations, climbing all over famous architecture, encountering historical figures, and stabbing some of them in the neck.

The Abstergo aesthetic was never strong enough to compete with something like Santa Croce, and I don't think anyone played Black Flag for the walking around in a Game Developer's Office sections, they played it to be an 18th century pirate.

There's no God but Allah and Mohammad is his prophet.

I was hoping for some prince of Persia shit but then we got this