Watching Easy on Netflix

i just finished it and i don't get it. are we supposed to believe that she was satisfied and their sex life is fixed? because all he did is raw her for a few seconds with no foreplay and no effort to make her cum...

I assume not because she started doing more housework right at the end which sort of implies that she now believes in the study from the start?

basically, what did they mean by this

This show's pretty shit desu

hits too close to home that you'll never be able to do it like that, huh?

It was definitely not in the ass, wtf dude

>satisfying a sex object

you have to go back

Bitter virginity: the post

Bane?

It sure looked like it. Her legs weren't even spread
see

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>i have never fucked a woman

He's probably rich

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while he's literally jelly you are figuratively

stay mad

whatever helps you sleep at night

okay fa/tv/irgins

you literally have no excuse being a virgin anymore

This show kinda sucks.

Some nice hairy armpits on ep2

>tfw petite numales are this mad about neckbeard bulkbros getting more pussy than even them.

>Fuckhole thinks this is an argument

Yeah I do. Everyone has known a gregarious fatty. Us autistics can't develop a sense of humor. We're just creepy and ugly.

>qt

you can have a 9head and still be cute

>not even showing the asshole
dropped

it looks like kryton

It's the same gal in Mad Men. I wonder if being fucked in the ass is all she can do.

It this Axilla kino?

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

theyre having anal sex??
awesome XD

KEK

if you cant tell, it was rape

>Netflix still shilling this garbage and not the actual good show Longmire

No wonder they're losing ground to Amazon

cute
CUTE

what has amazon released thats good

you have that the wrong way round

Netflix isn't losing shit to Amazon and they aren't shilling this, there's been next to no advertising for it.

I don't remember that episode of Tool Time.

Amazon has a fuckload of relevent movies. Netflix hasn't had any in years. Actually feels like I'm almost on early-Netflix using this Prime trial.

How do you know it's anal?

well it has the grand tour coming at least

She's happy that theyre having sex, but its clear from the episode that he's the one that isnt having sex- so while she's disappointed that she wont cum, she's still happy it happened because she loves him.
I know love is an emotion that most of Cred Forums cant feel, so if you have any more questions about it let me know.

disgusting

Notice how all these OPs always state that the show is from Netflix. It's obviously viral marketing made by shills. You don't see people saying "HBO's Game of Thrones!", or "Watching The Strain on FX!"

Bravo, Joe!

>mfw ep. 6

source?

Ah, Thor. I haven't seen your black ass in ages.

Where have you been hiding?

Cant wait, but one show about cars wont decimate Netflix's control. Good to have jezza back though

Episode 4:

Was it rape, Cred Forums?

>tfw for all intents and purposes look like a cartoonish neckbeard
>have always been good with girls and regularly bag 7/10s
>people always talk about how good I am despite me being good at like, two things

I'd buy it to be honest.

Most people would have no clue what they're talking about if he just said "easy", that doesn't even sound like a name of a show.

It's called love, dipshit. Some women dig dad bods just like there are male chubby chasers.

But chubby chasers are small in number when looking at the general male population as a whole. Most women want to fuck their dads.

That's not a skinny girl Tbh

Pro-tip: Women are more psychologically satiated if you completely disregard their feelings and enjoyment and just treat them like a toy.

>implying their dads arent chubby

that looks pretty comfy tbqh familia

to be honest, it's not super super hard to get a girl no matter what you look like, I see fat ugly shits with average looking girls all the time, yeah you're not gonna get an 8/10 upwards unless you're rich, but the real reason most of us are single is that as a cross section of male society, we've simply taken a step back, looked at relationships and said "nah", we're not the first group of people to drop out of society like this, but because of the internet we find each other and group together.

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forgot pic

The thing is most people who can't get a girl lack confidence and the social skills required to get it. It's not about looks.

True. Getting girls is pretty easy. I don't see how people would hae a problem with it.

exactly, just bee yourself

Itt: filthy virgin plebs who've never seen anything from based Swanee

I started using Netflix for the first time today and yeah I'm not impressed with the selection so far. A lot of the time I just want quick, easy-to-watch comedy shows. Most of the shows I already watched don't even seem to be on there.

It's still pretty neat being able to just browse and stream shows and movies so easily though.

It's a direct consequence of the ME ME ME generation mentality, you focus so much on yourself you start seeing only the things you hate about you. I used to think it was about looks, but it's about confidence really. Too bad I don't have any yet.

>implying that's a bad thing

You're better off not watching that shit.

What does it feel like to stick your peepee in a vagoo?

like a bag of sand

xfuukax
Her fat husband actually makes me angry

>That twitch

Like bags of sandcrabs

Warm apple pie

>fat guys can't get skinny girls

Lmfao fampai. They can if the girls are into fat dudes. My ex was into feeding and weight gaining, she was beautiful, skinny, and I fucked her ass twice.

we broke up because I wasn't into the whole "feeding" thing and she was somewhat emotionally abusive

>GOD TIER
"Hannah Takes the Stairs" (2007)
"Nights and Weekends" (2008)
"Marriage Material" (2012)
"Drinking Buddies" (2013)

>GREAT TIER
"LOL" (2006)
"Art History" (2011)
"The Zone" (2011)
"All the Light in the Sky" (2013)

>GOOD TIER
"Alexander the Last" (2009)
"Silver Bullets" (2011)
"Happy Christmas" (2014)
"Digging for Fire" (2015)
"Easy" (2016)

>OKAY TIER
"Kissing on the Mouth" (2005)
"Uncle Kent" (2011)
"Caitlin Plays Herself" (2011)
"Privacy Setting" (2013)

>BAD TIER
"Autoerotic" (2011)
"24 Exposures" (2013)

warm apple pie is probably actually the best description

why are the rooms always so messy and the men fat in amateur porn

I watched Drinking Buddies, All The Light in The Sky, Hannah Takes the Stairs and Silver Bullets. Hated all of them, don't know what people see in him or the mumblecore movement in general.

is it any good, which episode should I watch?

Reality.

It's pretty bad. Not worth watching.

It's pretty good. Worth watching.

It's Netflix garbage. Not worth watching.

what episode are the sex scenes?

who cares, I'm browsing it on netflix right now, I just want to check the sex scenes

Everything Netflix is garbage.

It's pretty mediocre . Might be worth watching.

Shove a cock up your arse fuckboi.

no such episode by that title

Fourth episode. Came buckets.

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Is this why everyone on bodybuilding.com/fit turn into faggots?

why are the speaking mexican?

>Doggy = they're doing anal
Isn't it cute when a virgin outs their self?

>You will never be this jealous of another man's success.
Feels good man.

>Some fat neckbeard is fucking a qt skinny girl in the ass
This is my fetish. Well the fat, neckbeard, and assfucking part.

The irony of this post is just delicious.

Hello virgin.

bullshit there's only like two scenes, n o nudity

The irony of this post is just delicious.

Doggy doesn't automatically mean they're doing anal you virgin. Plus they're in a kitchen and there was no prep or lube. It's sad that you don't realize real sex isn't like your porn.

The irony of this post is just delicious.

Yes it does, virgin.

That wasn't the sex scene, this was It is kind of tough to tell from that angle just what hole it's going into.

if it was anal, she's a terrible actress

18+ site

In fact the majority of doggy is vaginal. Maybe if you left your basement and took a shower you'd know this.

That's just crazy. why would anyone not choose anal when the whole is right there? I don't think you know what you are talking about.

These women are obviously mentally ill, they need psychological help asap.

Because

1. Not all girls are into anal
2. Assholes don't lube themselves like a vagina
2.1 which means you have to stretch it first and use lube

The post you are replying to is obviously a joke. But I'm not surprised you missed it. You are the one that is out of touch if you really think the average person, even on the internet, doesn't know that vaginal sex is the common form of sex.

>I was just pretending to be retarded
Classic

You are a dense mother fucker. I was not trying to fool anyone. I thought you would be able to see the humor in that. I overestimated you.

Did he cum inside her anus? So for the rest of that scene her anus is full of semen?

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>Easy on Netflix
Does this show get any better? Because I watched Dave Franco last night and the whole plot was about an Illegal Brewery.

OK user. Keep telling us how butt sex isn't common, like it's valuable information that no one else has.

One Mississippi is pretty great, the tick and JCVJ pilots aren't too bad, man in high castle, catastrophe, they also have exclusive streaming to Justified and Grimm which are both amazing.

I mean, he's obviously got a big hog, right? Unless she's just an android that he built

Posting for fellow virgins, posting to affirm into the universal conscious:

Virginity is to be prized. No one should insult one another, but if one must besmirch themselves by insulting another; it ought to be for not being a virgin, not for doing the right thing (remaining a virgin).

>tfw fat
>Tfw 5'4 skinny girlfriend
>Tfw sex every day

Anybody who says that physical appearance matters is a lunatic. Except height. Height always matters.

Looks do indeed matter, post your girlfriend's face, I guarantee she's either a gargoyle or a hobgoblin.

The point was OP automatically assumed they were having anal sex just because she was getting fucked from behind. Way to not only miss the point, but also be complete virgin.

Yeah she's a bridge troll. But atleast she is skinny and will jump on my tiny dick.

>People calling each other virgins for not being an expert in anal sex

I always knew Cred Forums was gay.

What does fucking a girl in the ass feel like

like fucking a man in the ass

>The point was OP automatically assumed they were having anal sex
No OP was talking about a different scene that actually did involve anal. You assumed he though doggy=anal. Then you went on to try and convince everyone you know more based on that.

like except (hopefully) with less hair

If lubed properly, the same as a vagina. Maybe a bit tighter.

It's not worth the prep time and pain for her honestly

Go there

>a different scene that actually did involve anal
No it didn't. There's no way that's what they were implying with that scene.

salty sand

24 Exposures had a decent handle on a particular fetish. it's the murder mystery/detective plot that sucked balls. if the film focused more on the fetish and wove a compelling narrative around that, it would be an indie cult classic. sucks that Swanberg can't write for shit, though, and he's not much better as a director, honestly.

i thought Drinking Buddies was great until the climax fight/argument. that was just too simplistic. again, i find fault with the writing more than the acting or direction. if only he had a decent collaborator for the screenplays, he'd receive more recognition and accolades. kudos to him for going it alone and only semi-sucking at it. most of us would full blown suck.

try lady dynamite

>It sure looked like it. Her legs weren't even spread
Ever fucked a girl?
Pussies are placed in such bizarre way even if the labia can be seen from teh front, you can fuck a women from behind easy, i think it has something to do with pelvic bone position, but im not a medfag so dunno

I have no idea how we went from Cassavetes being the gold standard in low-key indie relationship dramas to people like Swanberg or the Duplass Brothers

>Pussies are placed in such bizarre way
wut?
bizarre in relation to what, mate?

Biologically speaking women are meant to be fucked from behind.

a guy has a dick in front ass in back, a chick is as always, ass backwards

>tfw too smart for sex

you are by far one of the weirdest dudes to comment,if you think where a vagina is situated is bizarre. look at the animal kingdom. are vaginas not bizarrely located any place else on other animals or are we (meaning you) just bad at anatomy and physiology?

It's the exact opposite. The sex was shit but it made her husband feel like a big man after being so insecure earlier, and she decided it's ok for just one of them to be happy for now. Him being a good dad satisfies her in other ways than sex, other than what the study was trying to say

Pretty much every mammalian female is supposed to get fucked from behind.

>fa/tv/irgins arguing about vaginas

Ask me how I know that you never had a serious gf

>pro-tip

yeah i'm pretty sure you are pro at relationships

>shows is "about sex"

TRASHED!

you are on a board that is infected by ROBOTS

they don't have ANY confidence and they base everything on shitty internet guides

>Height always matters.
i'm 5'10" and have a cutie patootie
nothing matters

Biologically speaking boipucci is placed even moar accessible from behind.

Bilogically speaking, i'm not a faggot.

>choosing anal
>when the pussy is right there

what a fucking faggot you are

>tfw 6' 4"
>strongfat
>"dadbod"
>i'll look the same in 25 years as i do now, probably a little skinnier, while all these chads will get lazy and fat and hair will fall out cuz of shit genes
>all the men in my family have full heads of hair
>grandpa died last year with a full head of hair

having a strong sense of humor and confidence/faking it until you have it, helps too

no i mean that if you see the clit or labia when a chick stands naked in front you would expect her pussy entrance to be more or less be there, but nope
it goes for ever before it ends
>are vaginas not bizarrely located any place else on other animals or are we (meaning you) just bad at anatomy and physiology?
do you think everybody s bilogy major here? think a bit

>I see fat ugly shits with average looking girls all the time, yeah you're not gonna get an 8/10 upwards

I knew a guy who looked like the fat kid in Bad Santa and he plowed 8/10s. It's all about confidence.

Swanberg and the Duplass brothers are better than Cassavetes.

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>Implying that fucking men isn't the highest of test

Get a load of this fag.

this board is so fucking gay

mods

Only if you're establishing dominance. Anything else and your a faggot. Want some boipussy? ur a faggot. Want some feminine penis? Faggot.

only with you around

This

why are you so gay?

>Only if you're establishing dominance.

Bingo. If I pin a man down through physical dominance and fuck his ass then I'm not gay. He is though for being fucked in the ass.

He's jewish. His dad is a rich ass banker.

The face of a women called to BBC

Oh totally. That's my go to tactic once I've ended a fight too

>be out drinking friday night
>outside smoking a cig because cant smoke inside any more
>some asshole talks shit
>talk shit back
>keeps running his mouth
>"get over here n say that m8 ill wreck ya"
>he steps to me
>he gets knocked the fuck out
>as he's lying on the ground trying to figure out what happens roll him over and pull his pants down
>while he's still trying to figure out wtf is going on start to savagely butt fuck him with no lube
>cum in ass
>kiss on lips
>slap cheeks lightly once or twice
>go home, drink some more beers, smoke a joint and pass out

what a fucking faggot that loser was

>didn't meet his parents afterwards
queer

>kissing him on the lips
You messed up you fucking fag.

>produced by Joe Swanberg
>berg

>Woman is a dyke
>Woman fucks a fat guy
>Woman fucks a Chad
>Woman fucks Tyrone
>Cred Forums complains about all of them

>hanging out with the bros on saturday night
>drinking, eating tacos
>smoking blunts
>get kinda horny and let everyone know about it
>everyone agrees
>try to call over some bitches
>not working
>buddie says, "its cool to give eachother blowjobs when there's no bitches"
>agree

long story short we all swapped blowobs because there werent any women around

long story short, no homo

>doesn't have the common decency to kiss a man on the lips after ass blasting him

look at this insecure homosexual

Love is an elaborate fiction we created distance people from the truth about lust and power. Please stop spreading your bullshit.

this

>he doesn't regularly give his best friends brojobs and vice versa

desu you guys weren't even really friends before that

The only non-gay way to dominate another male by the mouth is to forcibly choke him with your dick and make him puke all over it, using it as a lube afterwards for the incoming assrape.

>using lube
>assrape

you're doing something wrong here. The only non gay way to do it is break out half his teeth and shatter his jaw and aggressively penetrate the ruined orifice with your tongue

yeah i feel like it was a bonding experience.
Kind of like being in a firefight together

except with cum

This is how I know you never tried to rape another man dry.
Shit just won't fit, you can literally break your dick if you force it to hard and he's strongly clenching.

What are you implying? His last name is Swedish.

>Look it up.
>Show has 1.1 stars.

This must be the worst rated original they've ever made. What a waste of money and talent.

Any of you guys start feeling excited for brojobs when you get together with your best bro's?

the fuck is Cred Forums???

usually these fellas are beaten half fuzzy. Blood works well enough, no need to get all fancy and edgy and use their puke or something. I've got shit to do, I can't be screwing around here all day, I've got to ram jam this clown and move on with my life, ya know?

Me on the right

t. autistic virgin
>I've never experienced it so it's not real!

that's because of her assburgers

Perfect.

wow you sure fit in now!

I don't get this infographic

It is supposed to portray the trickster as some buffoon, but clearly he fools everyone with his ruse.

>hurr durr I am retarded
>just kidding
>lifetime of pussy because girls hate smart autists
>girls love it when you go full retard
>I am just kidding
>that's not the right hole ? Durr

Why aren't you pretending to be retarded like the cool kids Anonymous??

((( tripfag )))

Close to 50% of American marriages end in divorce. Love is just lust and selfishness with a different name.

i want to succi and fucci the micucci

go b2reddit pleb

what is the meaning of this post??

>Covering the nipples with the bar

You're a godsend

Cred Forums is the Troll 2 of boards

it's so bad it's actually good

the fuck is "reddit" XDDD

9gag

>Cred Forums

you understand people can stop loving each other..?
and yes lust has it's part in love but being in love is a distinct and unique feeling that's pretty good if the person you're in love with feels the same way.
why do you think some people act completely selflessly inside of relationships?

what is this show about?

She looks like a 35yo tranny you pedestalizing worm

white people, most certainly.

XD
oldfags amirite????

tiny guitar for a tiny girl

>Cred Forums

Middle aged people with boring sex lives.

Love is not real. It's not distinct it's obscured and ill-defined bullshit. People say they "fall out of love" when the lust and power they feel in a relationship begins to fade. Love is a fiction we use to describe those feelings in more socially acceptable ways because reality is not the same as the fiction.

Nobody freely acts selflessly, nobody. We all act out of a form or self-interest or gratification on some level no matter what that action is. Even if it leads to destruction the choice itself is gratifying.

*tips fedora*

You dropped this.

>1. Not all girls are into anal

Sorry to spoil your fantasy, but almost no girls are into anal.

My porn collection tells me otherwise.

But I'm a Christian...

t-thanks for the redpill good sir

I feel like a new person

>Cred Forums

and all of this is according to... you?
are you so delusional that when nearly everyone experiences something but you don't you immediately assume they're all just faking and you're the enlightened one?
love is "ill-defined" because of how unique it is. it's hard to describe something when there's not much to compare it to.

>Nobody freely acts selflessly
so what if I gave some homeless dude some change as I was passing through a town that I'd never return to?

When you are in love it feels as though your heart burns and you can't stop thinking about her, it is distinct from trying to bust a nut to carmella bing's titties on youporn.

this is something straight out of Reddit and Morthy tbqh familia

youre making yourself feel good, maybe you did it because people were looking, who knows,

idiots will argue over the terms; that you acted to boost your ego or to get rid of extra weight

>thread about a new TV show
>instead of talking about the show everyone is talking about anal, dad bods, and brojobs

Cred Forums was a mistake

Most of us haven't seen in yet. I'm gonna tonight, will be able to comment.

>show about sex
>people are talking about sex

Is that really so shocking?

what's with the prudes, man. tssk tssk

I'm alone in the car and on the road, the homeless person is asleep
it's my last 2 dollars and I owe my friend 2 dollars
Also, I'm known for being very trusting and that I pay back my debts in a more than timely fashion

Making the choice on what you do with what you have is gratifying. That is why you did it and why you do most of the things that get you that trusting reputation.

but it tarnishes my reputation and affects me emotionally and socially negatively
I essentially did a bad thing for a good reason and that's not gratifying in any way, especially if I don't feel gratified afterwards

>love is not real
>I'm a Christian
I'm so tired but I want to say that woke me right up, so thanks.

This guy is the gay best friend.

Whenever I see a beta guy with a hot girl I just assume he's got a megalodon cock

>*pppffffffffffftttthhhh*

I came.

Only God's love is real love as people make it out to be. What we call love between people is nothing but our baser emotions in disguise but the love we receive from God is pure, true and eternal.

>the love we receive from God is pure, true and eternal
except if you're not a christian
then you go to hell, even if you're born in a country that has had no access to any information about christianity

This show sucked, Love was way better.

This is a blue board

anyone have a webm of the controlada sex scene? Holy fuck that was hot as hell but borderline rape, fuck that wife she doesnt deserve her husband, i cant believe thats how the episode ended. Its infuriating.

What did she mean by this?

ask him if hes touched goslings dick

I watched it with my girlfriend. I was super pissed off at the Spanish episode, but then we watched the last one and had maybe the best sex of our life. We need to watch more porn together.

If your mom has any bald brothers you might get fucked, bald genes are maternal.
Shit sucks dick because my dads side of the family is full of guys with full heads of hair into their 60s and 70s while my moms side is full of men who go bald in their 20s.
Feels bald man.

fucking normies I swear