Our guy is doing a reddit ama today

Do you think anyone serious would ever do a Cred Forums ama?

WHY ISN'T HE DOING Cred Forums AMA? IT'S NOT FAAAAIRRR REEEEEEE REDDIT WINS AGAIN

Can we organize ourselves and do what we did with tom hardy? Ask him questions about drive

let's go over there in mass and only ask him questions about Goose.

Bump

Ask him if he's still doing Incal

I have a high karma reddit account from 2009, meaning I will receive most attention and respect.

Post questions you want me to ask.

Ask this

> not even a single link

How many hours

He did an AMA a couple of years ago and answered a few Cred Forums questions like acknowledging that the Driver was possibly autistic

You, know, you could ask him that and I think he would find it amusing. Only problem is the pathetic lickarses on reddit who would downvote it to oblivion before he could see it. A right humourless bunch of dullards that lot are, and no mistake guvnor.

3pm EST

Someone should ask him if his wife has allowed him to keep his toys and Gundam figures out of the attic

>our guy
>reddit
Something doesn't add up.

Wanna fight?

Refn likes Gundam? That's pretty cool.

Proof?

Ask him what Elle's lips taste like

Wow.

In this guy's head flamboyant = the look someone has just after getting gangbanged by niggers.

The "as shit" at the end obviously reveals that the poster is a nigger himself, and possibly takes pride in fucking "whitebois" or otherwise emasculating them.

I'm not even him but you took his comment really personally. Are you projecting?

Can you fucking google?

> projecting

user, that's Refn himself

Literally no results you lying faggot

>google reddit iama
>click first link
>observe the schedule to the right
>???
>drive memes

I think you hit the nail on the head. It's embarrassing watching these closet cases reveal themselves by foaming at the mouth over black cocks and nigger gangbangs on completely unrelated topics.

That old chestnut. Calling someone out for the cancer of closeted black attraction manifesting itself in niggerspam on every thread is projecting. Sure bud. Wonder why you didn't deduce that the person spamming black cock fantasies uninvited on every thread thinly disguised as criticisms of other people was projecting a small bit? No of course not, because samefag. Nobody cares that you like black men. Stop looking for attention.

Damn sorry that he blew the fuck out of Refn, you don't have to take it so personally. He looks like a cuck but he makes great films.

Let's get organized and steamroll these r/movie plebs, we have 6 hours, make a new thread telling them exactly what to do

Can someone ask him what Elles feet taste like?

>MAKE A REDDIT ACCOUNT
>UPVOTE ALL Cred Forums POSTS
>DOWNVOTE ALL REDDITOR POSTS
>?????????
>PROFIT?

>calls samefag and doesn't even know how to prove it
I call newfag.

Basically this

If he was "our guy" he'd be doing a Cred Forums ama.

Why weren't more artistic liberties taken with Elle's feets? It seems like a misses opportunity.

criterion.com/explore/164-nicolas-winding-refn-s-top-10

Some people suck his dick, mostly Cred Forums, and retards, and Cred Forumss who are more retarded than other Cred Forumss, but hiveminds rarely break the board barrier. Most user's that suck his dick in Cred Forums are Cred Forumss shitposting in here.

This. We detected that battyboi charlatan. Good hunting the Melanated boipucci lovers.

this, they know we're attacking anyways

just so u know he ins't our guy anymore

Never seen a film by this Suzuki character. Probably should because my boner for Refn is at maximal tautness right now.

Ask him about the teenage girl living inside him.

What sort of movies does she like?

Reminder

Do it

>implying I would waste my effort trying to prove it
As I said, enjoy all the black cocks you want, but stop looking for attention. Nobody cares.

Maybe try to keep up. My comment had nothing to do with Refn,or whether not he was BTFO. It was about the closet cases introducing the topic of black cock into everything. I am saying to those people: it's okay if you like looking at black cocks. Stop yearning for acceptance, just look at whatever porn you want to, in the meantime give the niggerspam a rest. Nobody cares.

>implying this isn't true of most of 5chins

help me choose a new plebbi tusername

PM_ME_YOUR_STINKY_PENISES

HAHA XD fucking classic, that will rock the boat!

anvilsandfalcons

going with this.

check for the user in 5 minutes, send me a pm :)

kys

This is Cred Forums. This board is filled with redditors.

I can't wait. I got so many Drive questions. I'm gunna ask him if Goose has a big dick.

Ask him if sex is like violence

someone please post the webm

Ask him if he's food or sex.

Also if he's gonna shoot again with that Jena girl and if there's gonna be nudes.

If not, ask him if he's gay now or what.

Why do people not even from this board keep saying our guy like they're part of our board??

Is Refn redpilled?

>are you gonna kill yourself sooner or later sensei :_:?

Its redditors forcing memes and trying to fit in

He lives in his own little world. I don't think he would be friends with Jodorowsky the rapist if he had any SJW inclinations

>pleb dogshit

No

Does he Drive?

No, Refn does not have a driving license

Probably

No.

Eric Roberts might

I wouldn't doubt that tbqh

You don't marry a bitch if she doesn't let you display your gunpla on the mantle baka.

Jodorwsky is a feminist though

No he isn't. He literally raped a woman.

What are you talking about

It is literally a reddit that they brought over when Stranger Things showed up.

Projecting much?

But he actually is. He's just a committed artist above all that.

Refn confirmed for reddit=pleb desu senpai

Cred Forums has the superior taste
deal with it bitches

No.

Is it happening soon?

REFN WHEN

>white bull
What a disgrace.

>implying intraracial cuckoldry isn't an embedded part of being redpilled

No it means he couldn't even find a BBC for his wife. What a total failure as a white man.

ITT: we summon refn

Repeat after me
>I DRIVE
>WANNA FIGHT?
>REAL LOLITA SHIT

You're clearly trolling but the fact that your mind works that way is disgusting. Or great. I'm not sure.

>implying im not a redditor

this is Cred Forums guy

is real lolita shit the agreed upon meme line from neon demon? Arent there other options?

ask him if hes touched goslings dick

Yes
Watch a good film instead and stop trying to emulate drive and baneshit all the time because you weren't here for the original spam

YOU'RE NAME IS BEAN?

BEAN?

white boi detected

He's answering questions now.

The redditcucks are asking some mildly interesting questions but nothing memeworthy.

IT'S HABBENING

reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/54s3v8/i_am_nicolas_winding_refn_director_of_the_neon/

what do you want me to ask?

Plot twist: He's jewish so an aryan ubermensch like Goose is the jew equivalent of a bbc

this. accepting request right now
If trips I'll post whatever

Ask him this

who did this

Ask him why none of his 2010 movies are good and if he'll go back to his roots pls

>Will we get a final installment of the Ryan Gosling Autism trilogy?

LOL!

guys please upvote my question so he sees it

>Did your wife allow you to keep your toys and Gundam figures out of the attic?
like this?

Preface it with "now that the dust has settled and you've become a legitimate kinographer"

>finally i have become the neon demon

jesus christ nicholas

Don't do this, just do
>Diid your wife allow you to keep your toys and Gundam figures in the attic?

pls upbboat
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done :)

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>Mazinger Z

I found you, you low cinematic skill set plebeian :^)

reddit.com/user/MaleCra

>What is your favorite snack?
>I have two! Topo Chico sparkling water from Mexico and organic rice cakes with chocolate on them!
Is Refn patrician?

>nickys favourite snack is rice cakes with chocolate

O U R
G
U
Y

lmfao

go to sleep Refn

Ask him if he's ever gonna do another movie set in denmark with danish actors

Doesn't necessarily have to be a Pusher movie

>ask for favorite snack
>responds with beverage
MADMAN

Oh lad
big mistake

pls don't bully Refn

>When your uncle is a handsome famous actor

Refn is my hero.

lmao

I WAS RAPING MY ACTORS LIKE THIS
BUT WITH LOVE

Is his wife the same girl that got married in Pusher 2?

Link me your questions boys

>all these boring answers

fucks sakes nick

the goose is loose

see

What did you expect

To be fair it is a pretty stupid question, something no doubt some redditor would think of.

He obviously meant be assertive but lovingly so. Anyone who has ever directed knows not to piss off the cast and crew.

No I mean like the people that asked questions so we can get them to the top like last time

...

i dont know whats the point of these question threads if hes just going to give the same bland PR answers he always gives

>tfw you have a serious question with many upvotes but senpai refn won't respond

Kind of like Jodorowsky raped his wife on their honeymoon because of love

It's pottery

I just asked him about John Carpenter. Pls upboat.

its not even him its some PR intern

kek what is this from

also somebody ask him if he would marry Goose if he could (no homo of course)

this.

Seriously, who the fuck asks Refn if he's involved in his movies music?

Chocolate rice cakes was pretty fucking good
You can't rape your wife idiot, that's fucking stupid.

This. You can tell based simply on his last reddit q&a

OF COUASH

he sneaks in anti jew shit in drive and ND

reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/54s3v8/i_am_nicolas_winding_refn_director_of_the_neon/d84ij4o

>all the cross posters are videogame players too

And Cred Forumsedditors have the gall to claim they are not the problem on this board
amazing

;)

lol

Link your questions
I'll upboat them

>you'd heave to ask the goose

That's a reference to Neon demon...

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Even in text he is creepy

reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/54s3v8/i_am_nicolas_winding_refn_director_of_the_neon/d84i0lv
reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/54s3v8/i_am_nicolas_winding_refn_director_of_the_neon/d84ij4o

Thanks senpai.

B
O U R
Y

Leddit layout is so shit

I hope he share more details about this Dunkirk movie.

C U C K ?
U
C
K

>He thought he said Magic Mike not Magic Magic which stars Michael Cera

reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/54s3v8/i_am_nicolas_winding_refn_director_of_the_neon/d84igi6

I don't know if he's being stupid or funny

I posted the Lost River one

upvoted

He is dyslexic though. Do you memesters even know Refn?

y tho

reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/54s3v8/i_am_nicolas_winding_refn_director_of_the_neon/d84hmgh

hmmm

hes probably having a panic attack about this after being awkward and embarrassing himself just like me ;_;

Please do, i am really interested in his answer

reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/54s3v8/i_am_nicolas_winding_refn_director_of_the_neon/d84gbk9

he's autistic, please be respectful

Yeah that's why it's likely that someone else is reading the comments and typing the responses for him

UpRefn'd

...

Cred Forums BTFO

Yeah but Goose still has Chad tier height and doesn't have otherwise terrible genetics and autism like Refn.

No woman would choose a lanky, ugly, nerdick autist over Chad.

Somebody should ask him if he thinks Zack Snyder is kino
The pleb filter gets another one

Misreading Magic Magic for Magic Mike is something someone with dyslexia would do. I really doubt Refn would be the type of person to have some PR jockey do a Q&A for him, when he has always seemed to enjoy the interactions with the fans so much.

Based classic Cred Forums patrician

It doesn't seem like a person with dyslexia is typing out the comments though
More likely Refn just thought Magic Magic was the title of the male stripper movie

that's not what I was implying, look at the pic I responded to, refn looks much taller

>always seemed to enjoy the interactions with the fans so much.
so how come he hasnt replied to any of my fan mail?

...

VICIER THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

Aww

..........I direct

>of course

confirmed for baneposter

Good point.

Maybe you're not sending it to the right address?

>you will never have a relationship with someone like refn has with goose

THIS JUST IN

DRIVE IS CAPEKINO

He really is our guy

Anyone else??

>our guy
But you're not Cred Forums
You're meme tourist

He's gone.

IT'S OVER.

REFN OUT

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he barely answered shit

Can confirm: am redditor xD

It's the questions.Redditors are just asking the same stupid questions over and over again.

The ama was just starting up then he quit it, what fucking hack he answered like 15 questions

>already done
Did some producer or something tell him to do this? Seems like he just did it because he had to

I wonder if he has posters of all Jodo films, even Tusk and the Rainbow Thief

Christ these AMA things are a right snooze-fest. Pleb-tier questions and a serious amount of backside licking. Better to answer ten decent questions with a paragraph for an answer than all the short PR guff.

It's sickening the way people try to make sure their question is answered by prefacing with 'ooh Neon Demon was my favourite film of the year I'm such a fan of your work blah blah'

>Make sure to get your copy of The Neon Demon available now!
it's shilling

oh boo hoo redditor

nobody cares, real Cred Forums has already seen every interview he's been in, including the film "my life directed by Nicolas Winding Refn". go choke on a cock you big poofter.

he didnt do anything, he held up a sign and fucked off for the afternoon while some PR intern answered some questions

not cool nick

>Did some producer or something tell him to do this
That's always what it is. 95% of the time it's not even them answering the questions.

kek good thread lads

Yeah, because insulting people's work is the best way to get your questions answered, right?

But what is he even promoting right now?

>what is perspective
Come on user

someone needs to ask him if there really was an user who sperged out at a presser and asked him

>who is this semen demon, like did you get the neon demon from the semen demon meme

Neon Demon on DVD and Bluray

The Neon Demon on Bluray

i wonder if anyone has those posters

did i trigger you by calling him a hack, refnfag? You sound really mad

This. I don't understand why people here get so bent out of shape over Reddit AMAs.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEFN

Is that fucking Decker Shado?
youtube.com/watch?v=8ifHorgkZNo

because of the PC culture you cant do shit.
And he prob turned down whatever mod that offered that they would personally visit him to "set everything up".

This is what those mods did back then, pressured actors to let them inside their house just to meet them personally and then force them to answer questions for hours.

Nowadays the actors/directors from what i've seen, will just spend 30 mins because the questions are fucking BORING

>Strawman alert
I didn't say that. Try harder.

amas are boring
wont answer any of the hard hitting stuff

user if you had any idea of real life interactions you'd know that a pleasantry or two helps a lot in trying to establish a two way dialogue.

Our questions were not boring though

his autoreply bot will respond if you put Neon Demon in bold letters

>Drive is officially capekino

What a time to be alive, guys.

Again, it's a strawman. I never said that people should be unpleasant, or like you already tried to claim, that they should insult people's work. It looks like you need some interaction with people in the real world because either you're off in your own headspace or you're being intentionally misleading.

It's almost like you seem to think that there's no middle ground between buttering him up and insulting him.
So many of the comments started with a similar line of gushing praise, followed by a question. Just trying to get on his good side.

>a pleasantry or two helps a lot in trying to establish a two way dialogue
Didn't help them much in the end because his answers were short and with hardly any effort put in.

>our guy is doing a reddit ama today
>our guy
not
>/ourguy/
>implying refn is /ourguy/

fuck off back to redit, redit

rainbow thief was such an odd film, and not in the usual jodorowsky way

>>It's almost like you seem to think that there's no middle ground between buttering him up and insulting him.
Have you seen The Lobster? Is that what your life is like?

>implying rapists can't be feminists

epic

his ama promoting Only God Forgives was boring as fuck I see no reason why this might be different

>his ama promoting Only God Forgives was boring as fuck
But Cred Forums got an answer to the age old question

Yeah I remember that being the only interesting part

There were some more answers

lol OK fair enough. it's not as boring as I remember it. maybe he is our guy after all

I think it was some PR guy doing the AMA this time, the responses in the older one are more Refnesque being curt with no regard for punctuation.

Considering the whole point of the AMA was to advertise an Amazon movie that didn't do that well in theaters and now is dependent on home media and digital sales it is highly likely that it was someone else typing the answers today

What did he mean by this?

Do you think it will happen, Cred Forums?

Fuck just realized that wasn't him responding. I'm too autistic for Reddit.

the man of kino

Was he really going to make it???

>being 0so new you don't know people who browse Cred Forums are called Cred Forumsacks

Jodo is basically his dad at this point

He didn't answer shit except a few softball questions.

> What's your favorite recent movie?
> I'm too busy to watch movie!

> What's your favorite all time movie?
> I saw Pretty Women. Twice!

Is he not our guy anymore?

Both movies on that list are 10/10

>ywn

That was a waste. Lots of great questions and he didn't answer any of them.

I'm disappoint.

At least he reaffirmed his love of the Goose

It wasn't even him

For you