Jerry's sloppy seconds

ive lost weight and returned to fuckable so girls are giving me the eye but i havnt sealed the deal and its made me even hornier

Easy

kramersapartment.com/jerry/jerry-seinfelds-girlfriends/#Seinfeld

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>Jerry's

>spectacular
Either way, no, they weren't. A huge teenage disappointment.

aka prostitute

>this is considered spectacular in America

That's what real boobs look like, moron. That big, they aren't going to be firm unless they have implants in them.

shutup roastie if shes under 25 theyll be big and firm

>that big
please be joking...

isn't summer over yet? why haven't all underage b& left the board yet?

>tfw you see big boobs and want milkys
I go gah gah goo goo for milky poo poo

>That's what real boobs look like, moron.
The two permavirgin opions on boobs:
1. If they're perky they're fake.
2. If they're saggy, they're the only real boobs and liking them makes me a patrician.
This is where looking at pictures on the internet and real world experience differ.

big wobbles

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>Whatever you say, CROWELL

I've always thought Christine Taylor was handsome.

Mulva

the nyu student who outed him and george

Always had a thing for Katya.

>the magical world of sensual delights most men dare not dream of

You feel like shit afterwards. The seconds after you cum, your heads are totally clear of wanting sex. When you look over its nice to look over and see someone you love, that is incredibly attractive, or ideally both

When you look over and see a fat and/or ugly chick you feel like shit. Like how could I lower myself to that, am I that desperate, is this really the best I can do? Just a total shit feeling

I've fucked the whole spectrum modeling on the side to pay for college to fucking vans and the best decision I ever made was to just jerk off when I was even considering fucking a chubby girl. Sure you get slightly less pussy, but you feel much better about all the pussy you get. Plus it improves your confidence so you feel more inclined to go after the higher hanging fruit since you've decided to refuse all the low hanging fruit.

elaine is so sexy in that outfit

>So I was walking on fifth avenue and saw this shop called Dominatrix. I walked in, look through the store, yada yada yada, bought an 8-inch strap on.

forgot my pic

>george's mother?
No but I'd let Jerry's give me a good spit and stroke

Best girl

>Dentists, who needs them
>Not to mention blacks and jews

This user understands

kramersapartment.com/jerry/jerry-seinfelds-girlfriends/
>66 gfs in 9 years

Also I like Abby

>dating someone named Seinfeld
>he was a famous comedian who made Jewish jokes
She had to know he was Jewish right?

Nobody ever said racists were smart

I agree with this, although there are a few chubby chicks I've come back to just because the sex was so mind blowing, and a few really hot girls I havent come back to because the sex was so bad.

66 girls in 9 years arent that much when you are a successful comedian. It would probably be a lot for someone like me (havent been sexually active for 9 years yet despite being 24 lmao).

Even if the sex is bad with a hot girl you atleast have a good story

Nobody said Elaine yet?

what do billionaires feel like on the inside?

what do their feet taste like?

Arent you thinking about it wrong? This last chubby chick I fucked wanted me to choke her out and cum in her face, IMO that makes a better story than we had vanilla sex for 30 minutes and fell asleep.

If a girl likes you even just a little you can push her to do a whole lot in those first few fucks if you've got the balls to go there. If you've already had your dick in her mouth during the session most girls will not object to you cumming in their mouth or on their face if you just do it.

>That's what real virgin posts look like, moron. That ignorant, they aren't going to know anything unless they have real experience in them.

>beta musings: example post

This

>become rory's father and live in stars hollow

Bestt hing ever

>Like how could I lower myself to that, am I that desperate, is this really the best I can do?
That's irrelevant if you're ugly and have zero personality like me though

The deaf lip reading girl

>virgin detected

Prettiest woman to ever grace the show
youtube.com/watch?v=8z75GvWw1lo

>Elaine wanted to contain these beauties

Sue Ellen was based

Literally how is this not Brie Larson

I am not familiar with this term, please explain, elaborate, and give examples. Im slow so Im gonna need all 3.

meme triangle tfw no alternate universe Jeannie Steinmann spinoff

bad teeth

This.

Not sure if bait, but excellent if so.

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>66 gfs in 9 years
That's pretty low.

>says the dipshit SJW that thinks "Jewish" refers to a race and not a religion....

The red indian

The tennis shop guy's wife

This bitch...

She had a "Mary Tyler Moore" kind of vibe...

she can drop her toothbrush wherever she wants, YA KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'???

>jason alexander will never play uncle ben

Brie larson is a different person

seinfled in hd? what the fuck is this shit

I watched it all in widescreen 720

Newman had better sloppy seconds

They were all shot in HD

elaine was interesting in that guy? the 90's were a strange time

That girl that always walked around naked.

every time is see this actress i get hard
>nurse in spaceballs
>captain crushed by door in starship troopers

how about george's?

This was a flashback to 70's