Zack "God" Snyder hard at work directing Justice League

>Zack "God" Snyder hard at work directing Justice League

He needs to stay in shape to lift the heavyweight advanced ultra IMAX cameras

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Compensation for a needle dick. Does he drive a Jeep too?

DC confirmed for gaykino?

Maybe he should stop the roids, BvS made it clear they are seriously fucking with his ability to make good decisions

Is the other end attached to Henry's cock?

He's literally a manlet

>God

xD

>literally
Howdy tumblr!

>5'6

So, this is your Kino God? A manlet that overcompensates with working out and European sports cars?

Hello, 2016!

Yes.

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If only he'd put this much dedication into his directorial efforts.

>work out because you're short
when will they learn?

DADDY

>Afflicki's CGI abs

He doesn't look that short.
Isn't Ben Affleck like 6'3?

Why did the nigger even bother, his whole body is CGI

Don't forget them.

>European sports cars

Kek, jealous fatty fat pants burger detected. Enjoy your pickup faggot.

Better to have the gains and not need it than to not have gains and be a useless ratfaced kike see: Gal Gadot

Actually his listed height is 5'5 apparently. Affleck is also apparently 6'4 which confirms when he stands next to Momoa who is also 6'4. He is either standing on a box, or wearing RDJ tier lifts.

Either way.

>On your tip toes just so you can be higher than Amy Adams that's probably 5'7 with heels.

>5'5
are you a girl? how can you be so lost when it comes to dimensions?

you think Morpheus in that pic is 5'4 and that's why he's on the tip of his toes?

Why do people pretend to dislike or even hate Zach Snyder and his movies?

>pretend

I think Laurence Fishburne's face sums up MoS pretty well

Wait, is Shannon 200 cm tall?

It's time to hit the gym, sweetie. Imagine if your legs could keep up with your prissy motormouth

No he's 6'2 master race.

Everyone apart from the three on the left are small people. Zack is simply a manlet.

I don't get it either

He was a fuckload of flaws (videogamey shit, style over substance, suckerpunch) but he made 300 and Dawn of the Dead.


Even BvS which was bad had things far more film-like than most movies today which either feel like tv shows or are just flat and poiting at actors.

>the music and camera movement in waynes' murder
>the news footage with the music
>the theatrical cut of batman's fight

Would be nice if we could get back the link where James Cameron says he is inspired by zack Snyder movie making.

huh? He is standing just fine. Also, perspectives my friend. Not just dimensions.

You have the cast standing in the background in a line with the women slightly forward then you have Amy Adams and Snyder in the foreground. If they were actually standing in a mugshot style picture, he would look even smaller.

Ugh, this whole movie reeks of toxic masculinity.

Google says Shanon is a 6'3.5" Big Guy

>perspective
>background
jesus

so you think russel crowe is 5'5/ 5'6?

i hope you're a woman just being a weirdo, a man into this shit is beyond pathetic

That's really weird how cameras distort proportions and make people look bigger in general. I'm only 182 and get surprised when check wiki for some actor's filmography after watching his movie and realise he's smaller than me

Imagine being one of his 8 kids and having to be all like "Damn my dad directs like THAT!" even though all you want to do is curse him for your manlet genetics and watch another John Boorman film in your bedroom.

Theres something about them perkypancakes on the left that gets me going

DC: Directors stand on tip toes
Marvel: Actors stand on tip toes

Really makes me think

>incline cable biceps curls
>he might as well be standing upright

laffs

That said, he seems like an alright dude. Could be bros with/10

I think she's naked in Munich but I can't be sure now

could be just a sex scene in a revealing nightgown

DC is turning into wrestle mania shit

underrated post

Is this picture recent? Been seeing it around these past few days but I thought Zack have his life essence to direct Justice League.

Posted 11 hours ago to his trainer's IG

All these ripped dudes make me wanna start lifting.

>6'
>overweight, but decently muscular with good stamina from oilfield job
>love chips and video games too much

lol it kinda looks like he´s pulling the balls of a black dick

Well, Batfleck already Rock Bottom'ed that one goon in BvS

i have bad news for you

you love black dick

>bad news

i'm sorry

you're either a cuck or a busted up hag

This is very concerning and problematic. I won't allow my wife's kids be exposed to this masculinity.

fucking kek

>wants to make fun of "toxic masculinity"
>has black dick as his king

rly he's not even big. that's 6 months of progress max.

Look at henry there, look at the posture. Look at everything.

He's the real nigga right there. I hate capeshit and don't watch any of it but he's literally perfect for superman...no idea if he can act though.

...

He's a fantastic Superman.

Yeah, too bad he was handed a shitty script.
Twice.

DC needs some High Test females

Gotta stay in Kinoshape.

>Zack will never adopt you
>Zack will never take you to the gym to work out
>Zack will never bring you to work to meet the Justice League
>Zack will never pass down his kinomatography skills to you
>Zack will never be your dad

But can we pretend we're his sons?

Damn, his tippytoe game is strong, that's one of the more subtle ones I've seen so far.

That is a high colesterol female

how does it feel to be weak ? (i wouldn't know)

I wonder if Snyder is a fan of Jarman.

>working out that hard
really makes you stink

i just fapped, fuck you

THE BLACK DUDE'S ABS AREN'T SYMMETRICAL

god dammit snyder

I thought WB fired Zack "The Hack" Snyder?

What a faggot. I bet I could outlift him on the gym
I can bench, squat and lift more than anything he can.

Why are people so threatened by zack fucking snyder? He's just ok and doing the bare minimum

is it like nerds hating on Michael Bay because of his LA "fuck whores" money-jock nihilism?

Damn that scene was deep, how the kid said his line and Costner reply it make me a lil eye teared