Zach Galifianakis Won't Have Trump On 'Between Two Ferns'

>says the guy whose alcoholism gave him a career and now that he quit drinking he isn't funny so no one cares about him anymore

Butthurt anime neckbeard

Sounds like you're butthurt over facts.

Or do you honestly believe Zach Galifianakis isn't a walking joke made of marijuana-residue and pork-fat that gets paid to act like a flailing retard on camera?

Like you can be anything other than a liberal in (((show business)))

Disappointing. Exposes him as a shill for Hillary.
Don't try to sell me that "Between Two Ferns is totally unscripted and crazy guys" shit later Zach.

>Sounds like you're butthurt over facts.
Like Trump's tax evasion?

Oh, shit, I'm sorry, his "smart" business moves.

At least rlm talks about movies

>bants

Bants are typically funny.
Something this fat fuck has never been in his entire career.

How are you enjoying your Ron Paul presidency?

The amount of butthurt itt is unreal. I had no idea Trump fags get triggered this easily.

He thinks the election is real

Last night was pretty brutal for them, give them time to recover.

>anime

fag

> wont interview mentally challenged people
> interviews clinton who will soon be likewise due to a stroke

I am now #WithHer

> salty as fuck

>Exposes him as a shill for Hillary.

Not really. Made Hillary look terrible on his show. He is probably a secret Trump supporter and doesn't want to grill Trump like he did with Hillary. And if he threw softballs at Trump he would get crucified like Matt Lauer and Fallon

most conservatives genuinely believe the federal government squanders money and they are absolutely right. tax evasion is patriotic.

How much dies CTR pay? Is it a good gig?

Are the fine redpilled fellows of Cred Forums upset about the debate or something? They seem to really be out in full force today.

>post yfw those libbie points he's shamelessly racking up will depreciate once Trump wins.

>he's already moving goalposts
I'm just salty the Dems opted for Hillary instead of Bernie.

>complaining about anime reaction-images on fucking Cred Forums

>DUDE SHE'S GOING TO COLLAPSE AT THE DEBATE LMAO
>meanwhile, Trump is coked out, sniffing constantly and gulping down water, holding onto the podium like his life depends on it

How much do you get paid?

God bless those illegal immigrants. They're the true heroes.

That might be true actually, didn't think about that.

interesting response. was I wrong about something?

What the fuck is "between two ferns" ?

No. I think (((they))) own both these 'candidates'.

Whole thing is a ruse.

I'd sell my vote for $1

Trump has an IQ in the 150s.

He's literally a genius.

Just because you disagree with someone's political opinions doesn't mean they're stupid.

>I wouldn’t have somebody on that’s so mentally challenged.

Didn't stop him from interviewing the neurologically-damaged walking corpse that declared war on a cartoon frog.

Trump is verifiably more intelligent than him.

illegal immigrants are a financial burden on the taxpayer and a danger to society.

Yeah, I heard that too. Many people are saying it, it has to be true.

they kind of are but there should be a youtube board. until then were else should they be discussed? inb4 Cred Forums

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>I'd sell my vote for $1
So you believe the presidency is set but you'd also prefer to be part of the conspiracy? This is why I think most conspiracyfags are underage.

>Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure,it's not your fault

Yes, he's certainly up there with Goebbels.

Taxpayers are chumps, trump knows this. That's why he isn't one.

>salty
Back to twitch.tv, junior

>illegal immigrants are a financial burden on the taxpayer
Who cares? Paying taxes is a scam, and evading taxes is a patriot's duty.

I'm 40. I believe the banks own both Clinton and Trump.

edgy teen detected. there's no way Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are not looking out for my best interests!

>All the Hillary Roasties ITT getting triggered that people are calling Zach Galifianakis a fat, unfunny retard.

Triggered by the truth, as per usual.

>I'm 40.
Virgin?

Taxpayers are anti america and not smart.

Pretty impressive that a "mentally challenged" person became a billionaire. All the mentally challenged people I know just shit themselves and eat frozen pizza

oh blue Cred Forums, never change

Tell me about the security aspect of Cyber.

Yep. Voting is a distraction for idiots. The election is meaningless.

Frankly it's looking more and more like torch and pitchfork time is coming.

Ask my wife's son 10 year old. He knows so much about computers.

isn't this the BAZINGA guy

Coattails of his father.

Hey Marx.

>Bants are typically funny
Lol, whatever lad

>being this salty

oh shit! replying just in case

...

(You)

lmao kill yourself

That isnt very nice to say about somebody

CTR you gotta try more. I've seen better shitposts from people who do it for free

'no'

>presidential nominees
>stooping to do webshits

Obviously he asked based Trump and Trump denied. Instead of letting it be, he took his butthurt out and made this statement

Damn, Mark Hamil's getting younger and younger after the Star Wars money flowing right in.

>Will you do my show Between Two Ferns?
Trump: What channel is it on?
>It's actually a internet show. It's on the youtube.
Trump: What guests have you had?
>Justin Bieber. Tila Tequila. Michael Cera...
Trump: No. Just no.
>I won't allow Trump on my show!

"You know, Zach, I've followed your work very closely since the first Hangover movie, and I've got to say, you've stooped pretty low. I mean, you even make Jeb Bush look like he's high energy. But this little show you do is pretty cute so I gotta give you credit for that, at least. Anyway, back to making America great again."

Washington Post article title: DRUMPF GOES ON BETWEEN TWO FERNS, EXPOSES HIMSELF AS THE RACIST XENOPHOBE HE REALLY IS

This is Carthage-tier salt.

Damn, this is ancient. I wish I had an old meme folder.

>afraid

The butthurt ITT is amazing but imagine it amped by 100 when Trump eventually loses.

>I'm 40.

You should have lied and said you were 12. Now you just come off as sad and pathetic.

It will be amped by 1000000 when Trump wins.

Nothing wrong with a little bump here and there. Get a life nerd

>Mentally challenged

Hardly a zinger, is it? The man's a multi-billionaire and a reality star, who's beaten career politicians at securing a presidental nomination. He's done far more than some fat comedian and pretty much everyone who tries to take him down a peg. Im not surprised if "lol he's dumb" is the best they can muster.

>Carthage-tier salt.

If Trump loses every inbred Cred Forums mong is going to immediately change their tune to "it's rigged, muh banks"

>manages to keep a real-estate empire afloat despite 2008's clusterfuck
>raises a family not torn apart by greed or ambition
>has a fucking hot wife
>raises a kid at the age of 70 with said hot wife
>manages to beat 17 other Republican candidates on the debate stage and in the voting booths
>might just win the presidency

yeah he's clearly mentally handicapped

Can't wait till Hillary wins. November 8 is gonna be delicious soaking up Cred Forums's tears.

>but but muh trump, the jews rigged it!

>all these idiots burning their bridges with the potential future president
Do these people just not know how to keep their mouth shut?

can see it now

>shut up libtard! everyone knows trump won and the jews rigged it

>tfw I don't want Hillary to win because she will push gun control and I don't want to die in a shootout with the confiscation police.

Bernie won, the Jews rigged it.

Why do Trumpfags conveniently leave out his massive debt, the fact that he won't release his tax returns and his apparent difficulty in proving his wife (who I'm SURE loves Trump for who he is and not for his money) wasn't brought to the States as an illegal alien? This is on par with liberals ignoring all the crazy Clinton shit.

It's just like what happened when G.W. Bush became president. The liberal butthurt was palpable.

Because it's a non issue. Anyone who spends money to make money has debt.

Are you a child?

he didnt win. nobody knew who he was for years. everyone knew hillary so they voted for her, that and hes a dem socialist.

>he shills for free

So the dems are going to win another term. LMAO, so that'll be 12 years in a row of Democrat presidents even if she ends up a one term president. top fucking kek, cuckservatards.

he was on ali g and was a good sport

youtube.com/watch?v=aUTnu1MaeX0

Stupid shit. Hollywood jewpuppet.

I didn't watch, how did the debate go?

Who "won"?

>Anyone who spends money to make money has debt.
Then he's not really above other businessmen, is he? Considering the fact that more and more claims are coming out about against his alleged "billionaire" status and his empty promises to release his tax returns, which would essentially shut all critics up at once. See, you call it a non-issue because you're incapable of admitting your idol could potentially be just as corrupt as the other side, but to me it definitely means something.

The guy complaining about taxes might be evading said taxes. You don't see this as troubling?

Literally nobody supported Hillary and Bernie mania was sweeping the nation.

I don't even like Bernie but he clearly had the people support, which apparently doesn't matter anymore.

"The Jews rigged it" is just a humorous little hyperbole.

Trump "won" according to him and his dumbass supporters. Hillary won in reality. He looked like a fucking toddler whining debating an adult.

>he gets butthurt at reality

>Hillary won in reality.
Which reality exactly?
Trump won virtually every single poll except the CNN one.

>I'd rather live in a SJW dystopia than put up with Cred Forums any longer!

Calling everyone who disagrees with you "dumb" has to get old after awhile doesn't it?

Anyways, it was an all out attack on trumps character / business history and it still cam out roughly even.

The left really thinks Trump calling Rosie O'Donnell a pig is worse than intimidating and threatening rape victims. There's no saving you faggots.

because you cucks shilled it.

Cant wait to november 8. Trumptards gonna get btfo.

Trump lost so hard he said a CBS poll stated he won - CBS stated they hadn't conducted a poll.

Got one phrase for you, bud.
Quid Pro Quo

Any dirt on Trump is small cheese compared to that. Electoral college is rigged, and I do not expect Trump to win. That being said, itll be fun to watch as the world spirals into more and more chaos when (((they))) decide to eacalate tensions with Russia even more. Given her past of pay-to-play politics and taking donations from fucked up people (saudi royal family and the like) I find it hard to believe anyone whos not an illegal immigrant would ever think shillary is the lesser of two evils.

Make sure to grab the popcorn come January.

Anybody can won an online poll when you have literal shills from Cred Forums and reddit spamming the votes. I don't even what's the most embarrassing bit about that.

oh gee, another jewpuppet hating on trump, what a surprise

>Hillary won in reality

t. hillary shill

you are both faggots who decided who won before the debates even started. In reality, Trump came off strong at the start when he jumped on hillary, but he said a bunch of dumb shit torwards the end, like fucking bragging about not paying taxes.

Wow you actually wrote all that

November 8 you're gonna wake up to President-elect Clinton, kiddo.

breitbart.com/london/2016/09/25/blond-cheerful-families-dangerous-right/

this is your current mindset

Too scared to give Trump any more publicity. No matter they edited him he would still appeal to more people than Hilldawg.

He turned a $1 million loan from his father into a billion. 99.9999% of the population would not only not make a billion, they would lose the million

Now there's an image I haven't seen in ages

not an argument.

Also, Hillary is so shitty that Trump is fucking tied with her in solid blue Pennsylvania so I dont know where youre getting this idea that Hillary still has the solid lead over Trump she had a few months ago because she lost that pretty quickly

But illegals actually pay taxes, bro.
They're probably the only people besides Mormons that don't complain about paying pointless tithes to a wasteful organization.
The only issue is that illegals are not signed to the insurance jew.

I am not american

but

How the fuck can they pay taxes in america if they can't get an audit from your IRS

they won't even be registered or have a security number

so do tourists if you apply your logic

Same way they're in the country.
Those weird fucks use their falsified social security numbers to acquires homes and pay property taxes.

I assume she means the taxes on good and services they purchase while in the country

Zach Galifianakis is a Tim Heidecker tier cuck.

>might
That the problem that "might" has only the proof of guesses behind it. It's a non issue because as the other user said anyone who spends money gets debt. The average person cannot make the smart descions to spend and make money get that debt but still be amazingly succesful. If anyone avwrage joe can do it as well as trump then we'll all be rich

not all goods are taxed

At least trump has shills who do it for free. Hillary has even more who get paid and can't come close to the success of the shitposting of autistic nazis

I find your use of autistic to be problematic

check your normative privilege

Really though some illegals are just wired weird.
>illegal Salvadorian down the street pays for garbage pick up
>2nd generation Pinoy fucker next door slips his garbage into my curb every Thursday morning

>upperclass logic

no they rent private and operate illegally

If what you were saying was true I would have bought a big house in america using my stronger currency

I see what you are doing,nice try though

>cookie cutter center left social views
>center left

Are you seriously calling Hillary Clinton centre-left? You Americans really need to sort out your standards for things related to the political spectrum. I would have thought a society that swallows identity politics like an Amsterdam trollop during tourist season would have this down to an exact science by now.

>$1 million loan

He got a shitload of shekels from his father and all his connections. George Lucas is about as rich and started with absolutely nothing, maybe you should vote for him.

I loaned 2k from my family and turned it into 50k

depending on what he was doing 1mil might have been small considering

>DUDE YOURE NOT A LEFTIST UNLESS YO U WANT TO GET KEKED BY MUSLIMS LMAO!

fuck off

>turns 2,000 neetbux into 50,000 poverty rubles

You are a great man indeed

There is no room for nuance in your tiny little midget brain is there?

wsj.com/articles/trumps-father-helped-gop-candidate-with-numerous-loans-1474656573?mod=e2tw

try squids m8

I would be super impressed if it was rubles, like hire that guy impressed

50,000 rubles is 800 dollars.

If a guy where his currency was rubles turned over 50k with a 2k investment

It doesn't matter if its only 800 dollary doos

You missed the point. I was hinting at the fact that he sucked so much russiancock he managed to fuck his savings royally by turning 2,000 bucks into 50,000 rubles which is 800 bucks. Because if he's dumb enough to fall for the Trump meme he probably fell for the le ebin balding insecure assassinate journalist midget russian man one.

no you got your asslapped with terminology and relieved your actual burrthurt

It was already obvious what your point was

you fucking do nothing

>How can I make the election about MEEEEEEEEEEEE?!

>What is Netflix

Sup, grampa