Scream Queens Live Thread

In for Muff-fu for best Chanel

I don't like John Stamos

>No one will touch her. She can't even touch herself. Even her hand thinks she's gross.

Scudworth pls. Unfreeze everyone already.

The black guy is the killer desu

max jelly.

SAVAGE

Emma's forearm hair status update please.

I love when she shits on fat people

>Throwing popcorn on the floor of the kinoplex

DROPPED

>Chanel is literally the guy that one user who works in a theater hates

>I haven't been manhandled in two years
>Grab at will

He's like 30 years older than her.

Is #5 gonna bang the freak?

OH SHIT!

Oh its Chad.

THANK YOU BASED CHAD

C H A D

Chad what the hell!

Soooooo close to an upskirt there

BASED CHAD

CHANEL YOU DUMB SLUT!

I was wondering what was up with that season finale. Glad they explained that.

CHAD RADWELL WILL FUCK YOUR BITCH AND YOU WILL LIKE IT

wut

Does Chad look different to anyone else? It's not a new actor is it?

AWWW SHIT IT'S CHAD

I wish they brought him back full time, he was the highlight of the last season

Maybe I'm reading too much into this show because it's a retarded comedy and isn't supposed to make sense

But these girls have such a bizarre relationship with each other

Like 99% vicious hatred that makes it inexplicable that they spend so much time together but then 1% affection and loyalty stronger and more genuine than they get from anyone else including their own blood relatives

BASED CHAD

Also, anyone else notice earmuffs ass in that dress? DAMN SUN

ikr. webms are needed as soon as possible

STAMOS BTFO BY BASED CHAD

>it's like fighting for the falklands
I love this show

>falklands btfo

Well they are the last surviving Chanels and were in an asylum together. It's a fun dynamic for sure.

I don't know who this girl is but she looks like a transvestite

Yes, that 2 season makes finale so much better.

>How do you feel about revenge sex?

CHAD YOU SEXY BEAST

the poster does kind of make it look like a new season of Rupaul Drag Race I guess

Did #5 lose weight?

Why are all the black people working together?

>those guys dressed as the mest
Top kek

So what costume are you wearing for the Halloween parties this year? I go as Officer Dangle every year

share is you are going to be
FURIOUSLY MASTURBATING
to Emma Robert's beautiful face tonight

>he doesn't know

Is this what being white is really like?

>not masturbating to Chad..
Are you a gay?

being able to get away with pretty much anything?

Yes.

> children behave starts playing

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I always leave my popcorn bag under the seat because it's someone's job to clean it up and I want to help the economy

more like her beautiful feet

>implying I won't be masturbating to Denise Hempfield
Fucking pleb

Must be nice to be white

>Ted Raimi joins the cast of Ash vs Evil Dead
>Ash and Lucy Lawless are allies again for some reason (???)
Holy fuck yes

How are Chad and Chanel so likeable in spite of being such completely wretched human beings?

because they're attractive and white

Did #5's shirt say Dope?

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That's why they're so likeable, completely over the top and stomping on anyone in their path with their perfect smiles and jackhammer fists.

They will always be together forever user.

Because they always put even worse human beings next to them

Is that House's office?

Who /domesticdisturbance/ here?

This wasn't enough to make people like Betty Draper

Betty was legit fucking insane

You're not a milf man

we're jason bourne now

>I think our weiners just touched

>FOX set

Sonuvabitch

because Betty was a passive-aggressive cunt for three seasons, then just turned into a cold-hearted cunt

There was never anything fun about her cuntiness

>Madea Halloween
Will Tyler Perry movies be the most impossible to explain movie phenomenon 50 years from now?

Except House was produced by NBC....

This seems like as good as time as any to request all your Scream Queens WebMs.

oh yeah..huh.

I only saw a teaser but it actually looked not quite terrible

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I want the Ariana posting on Cred Forums one pls

we've been able to understand the stupidity of blacks for hundreds of years, this isn't anything new

It's the same elevators that's for sure

Even Ariana Grande's character, Chanel went on this horrible rant against her at her funeral - then has this dream that seems to show she really was her best friend and she misses her tremendously and regrets how much they undermined each other when she was alive

oh nvm. thanks

Oh good, she's back too.

damn, i missed it, what did the note say?

WATCH QUANTICO

Because you're a degenerate who only cares about looks. You're literally the reason why sociopaths rule the world.

Chad got bigger

That was a quick game.

>who's hand is that bro?

>#3 just ate jizz

what the fuck

So she got caught.

>ywn wash serial killer cum out of chanel's hair

Got the one where Coney is chainsawed?

>that one where he used the wrong image

Are people not excited about season 2? Thread is EMPTY

kek

A lot of people don't watch it until a torrent comes out

This is on par with the live threads last year.

I thought last year we had more bodies(probably did). Maybe I'm just misremembering

No i have only Chanel ones

You don't know that

Maybe the prisoner was baking in there

SHE ATE A BRAIN AND GOT KURU

You got the Black Friday one?

>Emma Roberts will never hit you repeatedly in the face while she forces you to cum in her

RIP tumor dude

holy shit those tumors

;_;

i think i have it on my laptop. will post it in a few mins

Oh my God the killer is killing everyone that associates with #5!

>Chanel only now believes that the Green Meanie exists
So... she had been assuming that #5 had murdered Werewolf Girl

And... she just kept hanging out with her and helping her get a date anyway?

I'm pretty sure he's only killing the patients

I love that one, there's something very tease and denial about it.

IN 2 WEEKS?? 2??? WHAT THE FUCK
Do you americucks celebrate some stupid shit again?

She has a cum fetish she used to mop up loads at the sperm bank

What's with this two weeks garbage? Baseball on next Tuesday?

But why only kill them when #5 is talking to them?

VP debate

I would kill for some L-like shenanigans

This show is so comfy. Ahs 6 is also good imo

fuck this shit

We'll see next episode

Scream.Queens.2015.S02E02.720p.HDTV.x264-AVS

>Ahs 6 is also good imo
into le trash with you

Any good Chanel shots in this episode?

Requesting webms of this

You mean this one?

>S2 premiere ratings: 2.2 million viewers, 1.0 18-49 rating
This is definitely getting canceled this year

;_;

MOAR

Which Chanel should I fap to tonight?

That's what you said last time and it still got renewed

I said that last week his dad is the black guy who got dumped in the swamp and its either his dad, him, or both of them

It started with mediocre ratings, ended with terrible ratings, and they're even lower this year

When this chart gets updated for the new season it's going to plummet from #10 to #17

Noooooooo

BDs will save it, you'll see! I NEED THAT SUMMER CAMP GODDAMMIT

It will survive.

Many shows got canned as u see, and X-files ended.

Black people love Empire

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wtf people watch lucifer, gotham and simpsons??

>Fisher's daughter will never stomp on your balls while adjusting her muffs

stop the world, I want to get off.

If you consider 4 million viewers "people."

It's funny because those are some of FOX's higher rated shows but CBS would happily throw a show that gets 7 million viewers in the trash

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Kek

>2 broke girls gets 6 million viewers

wew lads

So many horrible shows tho

Literally three million viewers per tit

I don't watch this show but it's sad to see Abigail Breslin become what she is physically

Even very recently she looked good

wew. thanks user

Woo pig

last one

And yet she lets herself get hammered hard as fuck in this show for her looks you think the vagina dentata is real?

Why is Chad pursuing Chanel again? I thought he didn't even like her and their parents were pressuring them into dating

pussy game ridiculous, and chad gets what chad wants

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i'm still on season 1 of this show and this fatty is really starting to grow on me. i almost dont understand it but i like my transformation.

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>just one lick
>ugh, no you pathetic loser, now go get me that muzzle.

didnt watch the episode yet, was there any hot shit?

chad is SO based

yes

>you will never lick her pusy while kneeling on the floor
jdimsa

The deans little tit joke was good

JLC in this is fucking hilarious, and Kirstie Alley is a treat

Coudn't find clear ass shot

This show is honestly really stupid. Really stupid with some funny moments strewn in.

It was right at the start of the episode with the nice ass shot.

Breslin's thighs though..

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Oh yes, I guess I missed beginning

Breastlin's legs look good in those shoes.

>Billie got hotter
BUENO
>Breslin got fatter
WHY

noice

I want to fuck Chad

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that's fucking gay

just asserting dominance

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This is what I'm going to show to anyone who says the writing on Scream Queens is bad.

emma is too sexy how does she do it

why live why so perfect i can't handle it anymore

bump

>tfw the Chanel's will never force feminize you and make you their sissy slave

desu as long as no guys are involved id do it im so horny

was it better than the first episode? i felt like it was setting up shit too much (kind of like the opposite of the final episode of season one where they were just explaining everything)

we back?

This show is fucking reddit garbage.

Literally every character is a meme.

>mfw emma roberts got small-tit-shamed
yess

isnt this teenage girl television?

nice hips too

Good, very good L., HOWEVER

Must be some crazed doctor or that dude's wife. You know, the dude they disposed of into the swamp.

there was a minority report tv show?

it featured meagan good and meagan good's ass in a supporting role

Finished episode two. Season two is worse so far than season one.
Not as funny

Well season one started with the introduction of Chanel and her minions. That's impossible to top.

What a ugly whore

>Emma will never castrate you, force you into a life of foot worship, bull preparation, and financial servitude.

Not masturbating to the best chanel aka fat chanel

I cannot stand how twig like her legs are

Fat chanel

You guys are fucking weird

I just want to be Chanel #7 and stand at the foot of mommy's bed every morning alongside #3 and #5 waiting for her to wake up, take off her eyemask and say "Good morning sluts, let's go shopping"

Poor fat Chanel, Was hoping shed save him

this is pretty fun for real

every time I find a celebrity attractive someone says this